#Weird shit out of my head...

[toryhis]

Shitpost!

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I recently saw a post on pinterest where a pesronage had "I'm a disappointment to my family!" written on his clothes!

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So, it occurred to me to draw Meliodas with the caption "I'm a disappointment of my father!" .

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AND OH HELL! IF DK SAW MELI DRESSED LIKE THAT!

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🌵Enjoy!🌵

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P.S.: Couldn't resist and drew Meliodas with a ponytail...!

[millionsknives]

bait / hook / line / sinker

[alpacacare-archive]

group mugshot

[gojoest]

lowkey had a very scandalous idea earlier this week, still very undeveloped though

[lambouillet]

I actually think its really funny that the cult members admittedly call themselves a cult and acknowledge they are apart of a cult bc usually secular groups that would be considered cults by outsiders would, not at all, do that from the negative connotations alone. they usually prefer just calling themselves by name or something like "religious group".

It's most likely an easily done oversight from the devs to be fair I dont actually think cotl is a good example on actual cults even if i recognise some things to be clever but then again,

just by that fact alone It greatly implies that the reason it may be that way is that the lands of the old faith was incredibly secluded from the rest of the world and that the word "cult" has lost its negative connotations and has become more of a day to day life term.

If i can compare it to something its akin to when rural areas and towns that are largely ignored by the rest of the world become roosting grounds for crime syndicates because they can remain undetected for a very very long time without being detected by law. Ofcourse, this observation is very very reminiscent of my own overly zealous spiritual rural town but i digress.

[creaturefeaster]

WOW!!! WIRE YOUR PROFILE CHANGED!!!!

new era new me

[fridayiminlovemp3]

i’m so serious i need these lyrics tattooed on the inside of my eyelids

[onlyplatonicirl]

Also this is a very stupid post but can people not self assign me the label of “proship-neutral”.

I’ve seen a bunch of people be like “oh lorel is PROSHIP NEUTRAL GUYS!!!!!!!!!” And like can you. Not.

I’m not proship I’m not antiship I’m not “proship-neutral” I am literally so far removed from any semblance of this debate it’s not even funny, and trying to involve me or decide where I fall “on the spectrum” very much goes against my boundaries for what I am comfortable with. If you picture the labels of proship and antiship on a line going left to right, with neutral in the middle, then in relation to that I am off in the corner building a sandcastle and running around catching butterflies with my hands

My only “stance” on this “debate” is that I just try to use common sense and basic media literacy. Like, yknow. A normal person. Also I don’t look or even think abt problematic stuff because like. Ew :(

But also just fyi for people out there, if you say ur blog is sfw but frequently bring up problematic matters, even in the form of complaining about them, then you are constantly discussing and exposing extremely nsfw topics regularly to a majority minor audience or audience that can be very uncomfortable with seeing it and you need to be aware of that!!!!

My opinions are the same opinions you would get if you asked some random Joe on the street what their opinions would be. Aka what are you talking abt I’m walking heah.

Tldr don’t label me as any shit 😭😭😭😭 be normal human beings and stop being severely chronically online challenge GO!!!!!!!

[babybirbb]

a couple of dentist visits ago i was sitting in the chair for a few hours and i was in pain and not having fun but this was when i had just started obsessing over marvey so to cope i came up with a fic idea while i was there...

ive been having tooth pain again but i hate going so to cope again all ive been thinking about is this marvey fic idea again where hurt!mike has to go to the dentist so im gonna force yall to hear about it too

the gist is that yes even though mike is an adult, he hasn't been to the dentist in a hot second (ie since high school) bc he just didn't have enough money for it to be a priority

anyways he starts dealing with some general issues: toothache, headaches, sensitivity, disrupted sleep, etc. that just gets bad enough to the point where it's obvious that something is wrong

harvey can tell he's not functioning at full capacity: is avoiding certain foods, looks like he's in pain sometimes, and just generally seems more irritable as of late

eventually it reaches it's breaking point and harvey confronts mike and has to force him to go to the dentist cuz he's fed up (also cuz he cares about mike obvi but he's not gonna say that)

mike has general dentist anxiety (he hasn't been in a while and he's also definitely worried about the copay even tho i imagine this law firm provides dental insurance lol) but harvey’s nice enough to be there for him

anyways after finally going and figuring out the issue, mike's set up for a procedure (tooth extraction? root canal? idk yet), and after said procedure harvey has to deal with gassed up mike who's either woken up from the sedative or just heavily anesthetized

basically just harvey taking care of mike from then on, giving meds and comfort when the pain becomes too much after the anesthesia wears off. i just want harvey to be all soft and sweet with equally soft and loopy mike

i have hopes to write this at some point (my depression is kicking my ass rn) but anyone else is welcome to take inspiration from this! i encourage it cuz i'd love to see what other people come up with! <3

[lolacouldnotcareless]

tag game: what toast are you? 🍞

@hyperbolicgrinch & @tootiredtoosadtooangry tagged me to do this toast quiz and here we are :3

tagging @myriad-of-colors, @zeesqueere, @reallyinkyhands, @ephemeralsolitude and whoever wants to :3

[greasydumbfuck]

thinking about frank and sex (in a sad way)

[thewhizzyhead]

if I said eisa davis' influence in making lmm actually write something rather radically progressive has subsequently inspired me to return to my roots of actually fucking thinking of making radically progressive musicals after a 3-year long hiatus in doing so, then what-

[koishua]

GAGGINGGGGG THROWING UP SCREECHING i paused on each frame and sobbed like a FREAK he can never stay mad at her he's so freaking smitten, down bad, he's a simp my god get a GRIP sunjae wth

[allmyandroids]

Raymond Reddington

In Season 4 Episode 2 - Mato

[yujeong]

.... You know... Vegas canonically making sure to check if his pets are healthy in all aspects of their existence is something that has such potential for pure *filth* and I need to dissect it a little bit. (Warning: this is going to be gross. I'll be talking about excrements. I'll be describing things in detail; not much, but enough to probably make someone gag, so skip this if it's too disgusting for you to read.)

So, ok. The whole fandom has had ideas about how Pete could be getting cleaned at the safehouse. Most of what I've seen is Vegas taking him to a separate room to clean him up or to give him a shave - lovely fics out there, I have to say - and I agree with that idea. The room doesn't have anything in it for Pete to wash himself - - which brings me to the toilet issue. Look. The show didn't even touch on showering, so the very valid question of "How was Pete going to the toilet?" would never be explored, no matter how interesting that would be. (To me. It'd be interesting to me and maybe 2 other people, but still.) I have already explained in this post just how utterly disgusting the safehouse really is as an environment (specifically the room Pete is being held at for obvious reasons), which brings me to this, because one idea I had for the toilet issue was... Vegas leaving a bucket next to Pete to use for his, um, needs. (Generally, I'm very into Vegas humiliating Pete during the safehouse days as a torture method. I believe the dog bowl scene speaks for itself.) Now, one issue in regards to this is the fact that Pete wasn't eating. When your food intake decreases, it leads to constipation, and I can just *imagine* Vegas losing his mind whenever he returned in the room to check if the bucket was full and only seeing piss in there - not much of it, too, because Pete sure as hell wasn't drinking any water. Of course, the next step is dragging Pete to the bathroom to do it there, right? He has to make sure his pet's digestive system is working properly, which means... Vegas staying in the bathroom to watch Pete, checking the contortions on Pete's face, the change of colour on his cheeks, hearing his subtle moans and groans and gasps from his efforts to do the thing, seeing him struggle, sigh, maybe shed a tear or two from the pain. ^This isn't meant to be sexual btw, but it also is in a way, because it's Vegas we're talking about here. Vegas is attracted to all of Pete, to everything coming out of him (heh). So, he watches. He doesn't let Pete touch anything in the bathroom. He doesn't let him flush. He takes him back to the room, locks him there and returns to the narrow space to inspect. He spends minutes staring at Pete's excrements, at how small they are ("Don't they feed them anything at the main family?" he wonders like a hypocrite), he lets the smell invade his nose and does his best to not frown, maybe he lowers his body to have a closer look, to check the colour, the texture and everything else - he wouldn't want Pete to have diarrhea or something, right? - and after spending so much time down there that his knees are starting to hurt, he gets up and pulls the string to flush the toiler (idk why I imagined this type of toiler for the safehouse, but stay with me.) And then, he realizes the toiler isn't functioning properly and the excrements stay there, and suddenly, the morbid fascination he had turns into anger. Why aren't they going away? Why are they still here? So, he pulls and pulls and pulls, maybe he breaks the string from how forcefully he's pulling it and he yells in frustration - worthless piece of shit, can't even flush a fucking toilet - so he ends up grabbing the bucket he'd given to Pete, filling it with water and pouring it in there to make the excrements go away. He succeeds the fifth time, drenched in sweat. See? he says to himself. Maybe you can deal with your shit after all. But this can't continue, he thinks. So what if, in Eileen fashion, Vegas thinks that the best way to deal with this problem is by force-feeding Pete laxatives to help him release the load? And what if that solution makes Pete's stomach worse? What if it leads to him vomiting (which is another result of not eating), making Vegas lose his mind even further? What if Vegas' actions create a circle of grossness he can't escape from? I can go on and on about this, but I'll stop here, I think I got the point across lol. VegasPete are so gross (affectionate) (derogatory) ❤️❤️

[synthetic-rust]

What they don’t tell you about autism is that it feels like you’re simultaneously one step outside of reality yet two steps too far into it at all times