#Wednesday/Enid/Divina/Yoko

[go-sullivan]

This is Divina, Enid, Wednesday and Yoko.

[creepy-kooky-mysterious-spooky]

@psychic-refugee @hislittleraincloud

I think it’s kind of interesting how this flashback implies that before her scorpion was killed, Wednesday had the personality she was depicted with before the 90s.

[sorcererofsolitude]

Pre-Wenclair. Enid gets a little too starry-eyed about her roommate...

Enid: Wednesday is such a good friend!

Divina: Why's that?

Enid: Some jerk cut in front of me in line for my favorite ride at the Faire and Wednesday scared him off, something about 'tearing out every last vestige of his bloodline' if he didn't get to the back of the line. That's so thoughtful of her!

Yoko, trying not to snicker: Wow! Best 'friend' ever... Yep...

Enid: I think she's really warming up to me! Yesterday she was talking in her sleep and she said "Enid, stop hassling the Venus flytraps!"

Silence. Yoko and Divina exchange bewildered looks.

Divina: Uh... so?

Enid: So Wednesday dreams about me! EEE!!

Yoko, leaning over and whispering to Divina: I think we need to give their 'friendship' a little encouragement, this is getting ridiculous.

Divina: Agreed. I've seen more awareness from a meatball sandwich.

A03: SorcererOfSolitude

[mothsaresc4ry]

Wednesday: *brewing something ominous in a bubbling cauldron*

Bianca: *watches her from afar while sipping on her Caviar Boba tea* I feel like I should stop this

Yoko: *shrugs* I don't know, maybe it'll take a hilarious turn

Divina: *whispers into Yoko's ear* what did Wednesday even make?

Enid: *downs a shot of the potion in one gulp* hm.. not that bad actually, kinda tastes like—

Enid:

Enid: *pupils dilate* Willa... *turns her head to look at her girlfriend* my dark enchantress... my brilliant, terrifying venomous Rose...

Wednesday: *blinks* hm

Enid: *grabs Wednesday's hand, before falling down to one knee dramatically* your intellect could burn the heavens. Your undeniable beauty could raise the dead. My love for you! It consumes me! Destroys me! I am but a humble servant to your wicked heart!

Bianca: the f-

Yoko: *wheezing*

Wednesday: *deadpan as always* fascinating

Enid: *stands up straight again, before spinning Wedneaday around* you are the moon that I give my heart to! My beautifully unhinged reaper of souls!

Divina: she kind of sounds like—

Bianca/Yoko: Gomez Addams

Enid: Say the word and I shall wage war in your name!

Wednesday: *tilts her head, considering* how do you feel about setting fire to Jericho?

Bianca: Mh no. ENID DONT YOU DARE.

At principal Weems' office

Enid: *still staring at Wednesday like she hung the moon just for her*

Weems: *pinches the bridge of her nose* Miss Addams, what was in this potion?

Wednesday: a mild devotion enhancer. It's for scientific purposes.

Weems: *gestures to Enid, who is still holding Wednesday's hand like a lifeline* mild?

Enid: isn't she perfect?

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Kent: I can't believe Wednesday is giving out gifts and I got nothing

Yoko: Believe me, you should be glad. She gave me a stake and a jar of garlic

Ajax: She gave me a mirror so I ended up accidentally stoning myself...again..

Divina: I got a deep fryer to 'cook my brethren' in?

Bianca: She gave me an empty box so I could 'continue to feel nothing but disappointment'

Enid: Wow...I got a creepy yet kinda adorable doll and some concert tickets! Isn't Wends so kind?

[fate2716]

Bianca: damn it, I can't believe we lost Wednesday again

Divina, sighing: this crowd is insane, how are we supposed to find her?

Enid: don't worry girls, I got this... ¡ENID SINCLAIR IT'S THE WORST, SHE'S NOT EVEN A REAL WEREWOLF!

Wednesday, stepping on someone else's head holding a knife: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU PATHETIC HUMAN AND PREPARE TO BE MURDER!

Enid: see? Found her-

Morticia and Gomez: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW?!?

Enid: I didn't even know they were come

Yoko: SPEAK UP LOUDER SO I CAN FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS

Enid: What the-

Ajax: TALK ABOUT MY FRIEND ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Enid: Ok, there is so much to unpack here-

[achromatophoric]

Yoko and Divina watch an increasingly volatile argument between Enid and Xavier.

Xavier: I’m objectively the better match for Wednesday, not some newbie werewolf. She’s a psychic. I’m a psychic. Do the math.

Enid: *snorts* Psychic? You’re more a like psycuck.

Yoko/Divina: 😎🤭

Xavier: *face reddens* Oh you bitch. You wanna fight? Because I can take you on!

Enid: *eye roll* Sure thing, A-ha. Go ahead and take me on.

Yoko/Divina: *chime in unison* Take on me 🎶

Xavier: *angrily takes off his shirt* That’s it! I’m gonna—

Enid: *shields her eyes* Ohmygod! You’re like a fluorescent tube!

Xavier: *defensively* Hey, I just don’t get a lot of sun.

Yoko: *tosses Enid some shades* These’ll help with Slenderman’s scrawny cousin.

Divina: 🤔

Divina: *suggests* Skinnyboy?

Enid: *slips shades on* Skinnyboy it is.

Xavier: 😡

Xavier: Skinny?? I’m in shape! *slaps his pale chest*

Enid: You totally are—in the shape of a line piece.

Yoko/Divina: *hum the Tetris theme*

Xavier: 😨

Enid: Speaking of straight things, wanna know who ISN’T straight? Wednesday, MY girlfriend.

Xavier: *sputters* W-Well, she should be mine. And she’d fucking change her mind if—

Wednesday: *steps out from behind Xavier* If perhaps I suffered a stroke—

Xavier: *shrieks and turns around* FUCK!

Wednesday: —of sufficient magnitude to strip me of all mental faculties and fundamentally alter who I am as an individual, leaving me as little more than a drooling husk.

Wednesday: *glares at Xavier* Then, and only then, might I choose you over Enid.

Xavier: 😧

Wednesday: In that condition, I’d also mistake a soiled mop for you in both shape and personality, so… take it as you will.

Xavier: 😭

Xavier: *runs away sobbing*

Enid: *shouts after Xavier* Make sure the river you’re crying yourself is deep enough to drown in!

Yoko/Divina: 🤣😂

Enid: *skips over to Wednesday for a kiss* Nice one, babe. Think we’re rid of him for good?

Wednesday: *shares that kiss* I highly doubt he’ll be returning for next season.

Enid: 🥰

Enid: 😐

Enid: 🤨

Enid: Don’t you mean for next semester?

Wednesday: Sure.

Yoko: Hah! I’m looking forward to that!

Divina: Me too!

Yoko/Divina: 😎😙

Yoko/Divina: 🙁😕

Yoko/Divina: ☹️😔

[rachelsfav-queer]

Enid: *covered in blood and huge cuts* OH EM GEE WEDNESDAY ARE YOU OKAY?! ARE YOU HURT?! WHERE DID HE TOUCH YOU? OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY-

Yoko: Yo, girl! Shouldn’t you worry about yourself first? You look like you just got out of a-

Enid: SHUT UP YOKO! Wednesday’s clearly injured, I need to carry her to an ambulance RIGHT NOW!!

Wednesday: *standing with one small cut across her head, thinking heavily* … Ah, yes! I am feeling quite woozy from my injuries. I fear that I may not make it all the way to the ambulance- *five feet away* by myself. I am in desperate need of a big strong werewolf to carry me there.

Yoko: Are you fucking kidd-

Enid: *tearing up* OH MY GODS! DON’T WORRY WILLA, I GOTCHU!! *picks Wednesday up with much difficulty due to blood loss, but carries on nonetheless FOR LOVE* HEY!! AMBULANCE PEOPLE!! WE HAVE ANOTHER INJURED PERSON HERE!! SHE NEEDS HELP IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!! 😭😭

Yoko: 😑

Divina: *walks up, purveying the scene*

Divina: *looks back and forth between her girlfriend and the other girls moving away*

Divina: Oh! I’m feeling lightheaded! *holds hand to her head dramatically* I think I might have a concussion! If only there was-

Yoko: *sighs loudly* Shut up, don’t start! C’mere dummy. *picks Divina up with ease*

Divina: *hums happily in her gf’s arms*

End <3

(I feel like this is kinda sloppy but eh, who cares?)

[spungeez]

I will not be accepting criticism on this opinion.

[sxphr]

Enid: You know, technically Yoko's a sugar mommy.

Yoko, spitting her blood out: WHAT-

Enid: I mean, think about it. You're like god knows how old.

Enid: And Divinas a lot younger.

Divina: Wait, yeah.

Yoko:

Enid: And you are like, rich.

Yoko: I'm gonna go find a wooden stake.

[focusssb]

Enid: Kiss marry kill… Me, Yoko or Divina?!

Wednesday: Kiss and marry you kill Yoko and spare Divina.

Enid: Awww baby!

Yoko: That’s not how the game works and why are you killing me but sparing Divina?

Wednesday: I find with Divina I can have an intellectual conversation. You on the other hand I only put up with because of Enid.

Yoko: but yo-

Divina: Yoks calm down I’m sure deep down she tolerate you in some way other than being Enid’s best friend.

Wednesday: Not true.

Enid: Willa remember what I said.

Wednesday: Fine, I revoked my earlier statement… is that all darling?

Enid: Hmmm yeah okay I don’t want you to feel embarrass or anything like that.

Wednesday: Appreciated my love.

Yoko: *Whispering* whipped.

Divina: Yoko apologise.

Yoko: … I’m sorry.

Enid: Okay ummm let’s do something else that won’t end up with that happening… again.

Wednesday: Doubt it. *Wednesday say with her arms crossed and sulking*

A/N: At the end of the day we can all agree both Wednesday and Yoko are whipped and will do anything their gfs say.

[gretchenrng]

Silly Wenclair comic with this Weds Isn't she cute? I'm kinda projecting my taste in women on this, I mean, crazy zombie gf where are you??

[tabrisofmars]

Yoko sits down beside Wednesday on a park bench.

Yoko: Hey, whats up with you? There has not been one clap back or snark all morning.

Wednesday, eyes on Enid and Divina tossing a Frisbee: If you must pry into my personal affairs, Enid asked a question that ... lingers on my mind.

Yoko: OH MY GOD.. did she like.. propose?

Wednesday: No. She asked me 'If we lived on the Moon, would I wolf out at a full Earth or always be wolfed out cause the Moon was under my feetsies?'

In the distance a very human Enid growls as Divina tries to tug the Frisbee out of her mouth.

Yoko's jaw hangs open as she stares into the sky: ... whut?

Wednesday: I have no answer and it becomes like a scar to my pride.

Yoko: Yeah… you two sure are soulmates.

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid: Howdy, girlies! Guess what? I got this new stuffed animal! What should I name it?

Wednesday: s o u p s p o o n

Enid: Um, absolutely not! Pick something nicer.

Wednesday: s p a t u l a

Enid: I don't thi-

Wednesday: w h e a t g e r m

Enid, pursing her lips: Looks like you're on naming duty, Fangs!

Yoko, t-posing and staring up at the ceiling:

M O I S T C O T T O N B A L L

Enid: ...You know, I used to think you two were opposites, but now I know you're on opposite sides of THE SAME CRAZY COIN!

Silence.

Divina, timidly: I think Pistachio is a nice name...

Enid, lighting up: See?? That's why Divina always gets to name my stuffed animals.

Yoko, shaking her head: The system is rigged.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[mothsaresc4ry]

The PE class of the Nevermore academy decided to take a fun trip to a ski resort

Yoko: *puts on her ski gear and looks down at herself* I look like that bibendum guy

Divina: Oh hush, you look good. Hey Eni-

Divina:

Divina: Addams. Where is your girlfriend?

Wednesday: She said that she wanted to go ahead and see if it was safe for us to go down

Yoko: how nice of h-

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Yoko: WHAT WAS THAT-

Wednesday: 😍 my beautiful wolf

Enid at high speed:

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Yoko: So, how drunk did you guys get last night?

Wednesday: Enid tried to burn our marriage papers. She said, "Good luck returning me without the receipt!"

Divina: *dying of laughter*