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You know the autonomous train to the surface in TF One? What if they only wanted you to think it was autonomous...

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Rough wavewave (this was my attempt #1 at drawing them)

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I love cooking things and then not sharing them with people. For me, cooking is really an act of disconnection and hatred.

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IDW Soundwave makes me sick to my stomach. He needs someone to love him, just a fella who loves elephants and his cassettes, and had a dream. Absolutely sickening

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(IDW) One of the many adaptations and side effects from being raised by Ravage… many behaviors that Soundwave has picked up on I’m sure. If you think about it, his cassette player mode is basically him loafing, is it not? Anyways, a very unique and strange ally of OP’s that he’s ever had, but I’m sure he wouldn’t mind the oddities considering he & Soundwave considered each other friends the more they worked together

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freaky

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"I LIKE OLDER WOMEN" pins from Lesbian Herstory Archives

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I’m always saying this

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Delivery of one Red Alert for @sourplumjinx! Hope you enjoy!

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Thundercracker may be kind of stupid sometimes… but listen he doesn’t like being under pressure 😒 at least he pulled up Soundwave after that

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if we all start peeing together at 11:59 on new years we will unlock a secret

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We all know tf One Orion is a clever little gremlin, but i also firmly belive that there's also situations where he's a total oblivious ditz who keeps unintentionally giving D-16 boners all the time without even being aware of it.

Imagine they didn't have tits or at least access to them before getting cogs and Orion's first instinct upon gaining boobies is to start playing with them and show Dee.

Or an alternate ending to the movie where after shooting out of cybertron's core Optimus doesn't quite stick the landing, ending up on the ground with his ass up and Megatron just folds because he can't not fuck him.

At this point Megs has a permanent dent on his spike since that thing keeps slamming into his panels because of that bimbo

-bowling anon

D16 is so sexually frustrated no wonder he turned evil. he spent years watching Orion get stuck in the washing machine with his ass sticking out, it drove him crazy.

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The Decepticons had attempted multiple times to force-fem tfp Starscream but it just doesn’t work on him. Shockwave has double-triple checked and the program does work. It is just that Starscream is such a bitch that he’s immune.

Starscream doesn’t even notice this was happening, although, some of the vehicons have been looking more ditzy lately.

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what do you mean it doesn't work that's so funny 😭 estrogen does NOTHING to this guy

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These unethical lil guys are growing on me

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i love it when people start asks with "you caught my attention with []" or "i'm intrigued by []" and similar stuff bc it feels like a king of a faraway land heard about my exquisite balls and finally caved in and contacted me to see what the fuss is about.

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i feel like i'm going insane