#We are SUPPORTIVE in this house. Always.

[shima-draws]

Nah, deadass, I don't even ship Sanlu (Luffy just reads too AroAce for me to ship him with anyone) but you're love for it and headcanons/AUs are so fun.

VALIDDDD I am ALSO a big fan of aroace Luffy, handshaking with you on that one 🤝 My romanticist heart just enjoys the shipping side a bit more bc it makes me stupidly happy. LMAO

So glad to hear it 🥺 At this point I'm not shutting up about them for my own enjoyment but I'm happy you guys are getting a kick out of it too. Makes it even more worth it ;)

[izzystizzys]

TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog

“Ah, High General Windu”, says Fox, pleasantly. “So we meet again.”

High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though it’s getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. “If I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?”

Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. It’s hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. “I am willing to discuss terms.” A bridge will do just fine.

Impossibly, the High General’s eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. “A compromise, then, esteemed Commander.” And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.

“WHAT”, says Kote, calmly, “THE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.”

“You’ll short out your helmet mic”, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. He’d just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.

High General Windu’s face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.

Because the Galaxy doesn’t hate Fox enough already and Cody wasn’t enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. “If you try that again, dickhead”, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, “I’m going to resurrect you and then kill you again.”

“Ah, Wolffe”, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, “Remember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?”

Wolffe’s eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why that’s a bad idea. “I feel”, his ori’vod presses out between clenched teeth, “that if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, I’m going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.”

“That’s fair”, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.

“Excuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see what’s so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solve”, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and ori’vode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion that’s quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalker’s back like he’s a race-Eopie, which is Fox’ only consolation.

He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Council’s chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatine’s unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-

Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.

Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, he’d said. You’re kriffing serious.

Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, you’ll have to catch me first!

And catch him, High General Windu sure did.

“The will of the Force this is”, Yoda interrupts Fox’ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. “Shake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.”

“That’d be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last one”, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesn’t bother with either that or the green goblin’s cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.

“Alright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, I’m firing all the Jedi. No offense, but you’re kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellor’s office, I’m calling Dooku to let him know the war’s off. And please get me Judicial, they’ll be up all night working on my datafolders - I’m having the Senate arrested.”

“Who - is - arresting - “, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where he’s just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.

Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile that’s all teeth. “The Senate”, he says, sweetly, wondering if he’s just imagined the shiver that’s gone through the room. “I’m suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)

[arklayraven]

Asmo just radiating genderfluidity always and I love him for it 💖

[a2zillustration]

My friend made some girlfriends and I wanted to draw them-

[moeblob]

10/10 is Lon'qu Day so here we go, a 10 out of 10 family.

[pittsburghhockeybirds]

He really be 👉👈🥺

[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo for bottled joy 🤍💕

[jrueships]

men can and will talk abt wnba players' looks first and make it sound like they're models and not athletes, but immediately scrutinize and deride women for being fans of men's sports bcs they think they're only in it for the handsome looks and don't value a person's skill outside that, and that's a valid reason for alienating and rejecting their opinion because that's a bad thing to do objectively

[senseearly]

"Look. All your friends have left."

Or it was the demon who told Msrn that his friends 'disappeared' in the dungeons.

[xadenviolct]

The amount of times I wanted to see Rhaenyra commit ALL the crimes...

Unparalleled.

Also, the fact that her ONE LINE was "I want Aemond Targaryen" is just--

CHILLS.

*will defend and support my queen until the end*

But that little boy didn't do anything! And that-- Did they ever KILL AN INNOCENT CHILD in his sleep on GOT? I don't remember...

I mean, yeah, those two would've been killed by Aemond so fucking easily if they'd actually found him and not a CHILD, but STILL--

(And I also find it a bit funny that I see more comments about "OMG They kicked the DOG" than I do "They killed a CHILD".)

[engelsschwert]

Okay, Reynauld and Dismas height comparison discourse seems to start up again and it pisses me off. People keep using ingame screenshots to try and guestimate their size difference.

Guys... guys... you know Dismas slouches and has his knees bent, right? And you know Rey basically stands like a fucking flag pole.

Also why are you so obsessed with proving who is taller and who is smaller? Make your own damn headcanons. Make Dismas five feet and Reynauld 8 for all I care, or the other way around, there is no one stopping you if you are into that stuff.

And to put an end to the discussion right now on 'who is taller' in game, I'll attach a screenshot of their in game models under the cut, the result will shock you!

Yea they are basically the same fucking height

And yes I used the backstory model because the helmet adds like 2 inches and I didn't want to leave room for speculation

[yandere-daydreams]

Current thoughts on Neuvillette and Furina?

the moment i saw them on screen together i was overcome with fantasies of the Most Austic Threesome ever penned to the hollowed halls of ao3. i have been been plagued with visions ever since.

[illjustpretend]

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY @makotoscoffee !!!

You bring out the best in me 💖

[sammygender]

thinking about how one of the last things john ever tells dean is an admittance that the way he treated him was fucked. & of course this destroys dean and makes it so much harder for him to come to terms w his death right after and with his childhood in general bc he’s spent his entire life chasing after johns approval. he’s spent his entire life telling himself that the way he was treated was okay and justified and that their childhood was good because he could handle it and he was strong enough and that was how it had to be. he’s worshipped john as a hero and seen nothing wrong with any of it. because he’s had to. his entire life is built around this idea there’s nothing else. he’s his dads perfect soldier and punching bag and wife-replacement and suddenly his dads gone & he said he’s sorry and that he shouldn’t have treated dean that way. what the hell is he supposed to do now.

[psychicbergara]

from today's top five, i can comfortably deduce that while ryan may not be the people's lister, he is definitely the bisexual people's lister