#WHEEZED I TELL YOU

[thewaytohellispaved]

Paranormal detective, hmm? What do you do at your made-up job?

Do you feel as if you’re doing a good thing, looking into these delusions?

Ghosts aren’t real. As aren’t eldritch horrors.

- 🦷

I believe this blog is for those who need assistance. If you do not believe in the paranormal despite the daily happenings, I respectfully request that you leave. If you want to know what I do, consider having an actual case for me to look into.

[katabay]

”—ah. seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad. if you won’t dance to that tune, I got others.”

honestly, the would you kindly scene is whatever to me*, code yellow is the more interesting violation/betrayal of the body because of how beautifully it escalates the Fontaine reveal/betrayal and shows how ugly some of those ‘locks and keys’ that Tenenbaum mentions are. not only have you been a tool in another man’s hand this entire time, it goes deeper. your body is not your own.

*there used to be a meandering thought here about the would you kindly scene, but it was really just talking around the fact that I spent way too many years seeing people discuss it in the most insufferable and reductive ways possible when it’s a combination of three or four other things that make that moment compelling lmao

collage credits: heart one/heart two

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[lesson-in-ruthlessness]

I lied, put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how Grady's been alive for at least two centuries, most likely manifested when he was between the ages of 12 and 14, and therefore had been severely distrusted since he was a child. for two centuries. We're going to talk about how Edaline is most likely the only person (who isn't his daughter, adopted or otherwise) who has ever truly, fully, and unconditionally loved Grady in all his years of living.

Put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how this is a best case scenario version of Brant and Jolie's relationship. If pyrokinesis wasn't banned after The Incident, it would still be heavily stigmatized and people with the ability would be distrusted. Viewed as dangerous. Jolie fell in love with Brant thinking he was Talentless; the bad match, Jolie was in love with him even after she found out the truth. She would have fallen in love with Brant even if she knew at the start. Their relationship would have been comparable to Grady and Edaline's, a Conjurer falls in love with someone the society deems as untrustworthy, unlovable, and dangerous.

Put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how Edaline Ruewen and Jolie Ruewen are the two most caring individuals in the Lost Cities.

[sensiblethingtodo]

That Time Anna Kendrick And Brittany Snow Took Way Too Many Mushrooms At A Halloween Party

[sforzesco]

lmao the rival dynasts are fighting and they're fucking it up for everyone else at a record pace

this tweet made me laugh, and I frequently make political comparisons between these specific groups of people, so now it's finally a comic

regarding the OctavianOctaviaAntony Uniteam Alliance

Octavia Minor and the Transition from Republic to Empire, Katrina Moore

in the red panel, which is an obvious anachronistic soup of events happening all at once: we have on the left: messalla corvinus

Alternative Memoirs: Tales from the ‘Other Side’ of the Civil War, Kathryn Welch

and then octavia (in despair & weaponizing that sacrosanctity to turn rome against antony), some kids (the two closest to antony are the twins, but tbh you can just kind of. pick whoever from the soccer team of kids antony had)

octavian and antony's back and forth is referencing suetonius augustus 68 and 69 (specifically: Antony also writes to Augustus [...] "What has made such a change in you? Because I lie with the queen? She is my wife. Am I just beginning this, or was it nine years ago? What then of you — do you lie only with Drusilla? Good luck to you if when you read this letter you have not been with Tertulla or Terentilla or Rufilla or Salvia Titisenia, or all of them. Does it matter where or with whom you take your pleasure?") and also the whole. thing. about antony's will. that sure was something.

the herod comment from kleopatra is referencing all of this

Mark Antony: A Biography, Eleanor Huzar

AND FINALLY. the art in the inset panels are from The Roses of Heliogabalus, Lawrence Alma-Tadema

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[aliceisaperson]

Ok so my dad just told me that earlier today he remembered a Starkid actor had a real name that sounded like a fake name and he could not for the life of him remember what it was and for some reason the name “Joe Humungous” kept coming into his head. He eventually figured out he was thinking of Curt Mega.

[meep-meep-richie]

# they are so freakin married

[dragonfly1302]

Hey, can we talk about this

[lunaetis]

hellu hellu ! could you kindly LIKE and/or REBLOG this post if you’d be willing to interact with an independent MULTIMUSE BLOG featuring CANON CHARACTERS from various medias such as honkai: star rail, wuthering waves, fate series, final fantasy, tales of, pokemon & more ! run by a floof, awkward pupper named hina ? if you could help pass this around it’d be much appreciated, thank you !

[ RULES. | SELECTION. | REQUEST ONLY MUSES. ]

[cinder-starlight]

Me: This show was ahead of its time

Friend: in what way?

Me: look at all the potential memes!

Friend: what memes…?

Me:

[mercilessflowchart]

MARKUS, YOUR FACE

[goldendoodlerlockerlove]

This is one of the funniest moments in the show and no one can convince me otherwise.

[teranobriss]

*Stifling nervous laughter*

"He's so not ok. He's so mentally not ok."

- Friend watching Abstinence Camp for the first time, talking about Boy Jerry

[gunsatthaphan]

#bestie goals.

[yikes-ajax]

Ominous as FUCK, Cole

[kaontic]

Small Alt Modes Club

Or as Skywarp likes to call them, the SSMRRRF(L) 🍄

Naturally Mechanically, especially when it came to many of Skywarp’s suggestions, they thought it was stupid

(Even when he started explaining it, in which they felt their intelligence was bein' insulted 🙄)

(Guys I think Skywarp needs new friends)

Didn’t stop it from catchin’ on with other ‘Cons well-versed in earth media tho, so the joke’s on them >:)

PS: The Insecticons, Blaster and Perceptor were not invited