#WHAT IF I THROW UP

[kiingleoturtles]

Eddie in Let There Be Carnage: So if one more head goes missing we will be hauled off to Area 51

Plot of The Last Dance: Eddie and Venom go on a road trip that finishes at Area 51

[yaralulu]

Sorry just thinking about Lucien,the boy who had never known anything but cruelty from being a Vanserra and living in the autumn court,suddenly being surrounded by kindness once he’s in the spring court.Kindness from it’s citizens,its high lord,all these people who don’t know him yet are being kind to him anyways.

And you have Tamlin,whose never been viewed as anything other than a wild beast whose only good for killing,being thanked for his kindness by Lucien and finally being seen as a person and not an animal to be feared.

Lucien,who has never known real kindness but yearns for it and Tamlin, who is so full of it but has been taught to hide it. Lucien finally experiencing genuine kindness and Tamlin realizing that he has something to offer beyond his physical strength.Two people who were raised by viscous families yet still hold so much kindness and good in their heart.

[imtheiliad]

and what if i’m reduced to a sobbing weeping mess WHAT THEN

[firemenenthusiast]

what yall dont know is that this is actually me and him

[ropebunnykant]

IM SORRY FOR BEING A GIRL???

[percentstardust]

@perzyr

The Oh Hellos, “Like the Dawn” / poem by @troy-woof / Nikita Gill, “A Lesson On Love”/ post by @thepoisonroom / by tumblr user @flintcoded (x) / Leah Horlick, “For Your Own Good” / post by @patch-and-stringer

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

That quote that goes “there comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[urthemiiel]

and if i made lydia and alistair’s child one of my rooks…

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[wwillywonka]

hey so what the actual fuck

edit: that's the link to the video btw^^

[cherryjuicegf]

[powderrblue]

THE KEY CHANGE IN JIM BOGART?!!!!?!?1!1!1

[ghoulgist]

Slash j or slash srs joel.... slash j or slash srs

[ropebunnykant]

I CAN BE ADDICTED FOR THE REST IF MY LIFE CANT I