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alwajeeztech · 4 months ago
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Business Zakat Calculation in ALZERP Cloud ERP Software
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madisonellie1 · 5 months ago
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wisteriagoesvroom · 21 days ago
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the way zack fox's elevator room sounds EXACTLY like the inside of my head at all times... especially this part:
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yesyourstalker · 6 months ago
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Neta: *sigh*....... .......
Ikkan: nervous?
Neta:......a little bit yeah.....
Ikkan: *hehehe*...... Don't be nervous, you have nothing to be nervous about I'll be right here.... And after this I'll be here forever
Neta: till death do us part
Ikkan: till death do us part...(Peck).... Fix your tie....and ..... perfect.....now.......let's get married
[wedding music]
officiant: Good evening everyone, friends family we are guided here today to celebrate life's greatest moments and to cherish the words which shall unite Neta Verns
Neta: *smiling*.....*sniff*.......hehe
Officiant: and Ikkan Kane
Ikkan: *smiling*.....*sigh*.....
Officiant: you would like to exchange your vows
Neta: I'd like to go..............*sigh*...... ikkan.... I always look back and remember the first time we first met.
Ikkan: heheh
Neta: you were very standoffish and quiet heh You're also a little bit mean just a little bit
Ikkan: heheh
Neta: If something told me that that really wasn't you. I'm so happy My hunch was right. Ikkan You're kind, You're soft-spoken, you're so patient ....*crying*... I'm sorry........ Getting to see you everyday. Your smile, hearing your laugh and listening to you speak ....*sniff*...about your interest. Your passionate rants about Arpeggio and crescendo I still don't know what that means but I love hearing you say it....
Ikkan: ehhehehehe
Neta: that's the smile I like to see.... I love you Ikkan you're my best friend and I am truly grateful I'm going to live the rest of my life with you I-
[Alright he's been in there long enough. Pull him up]
Neta: what!?......... what!?..... what's happening!!....*cough*.....….*cough*.....what the fuck!!... what's going on?!
Octoling Superior: alright Verns you've been in the pit long enough. Time to get back to training. All chargers are outside doing target practice. Take your weapon and go out with the rest of them.
Neta: what?
Octoling Superior: go outside and do tragic practice. Your punishment is over go
Neta: but-but-but I was getting married! *huff* Where's my husband?! My store?! I had a store and my family.....*huff*..*huff*.... Cirrina......my daughter ......what happened to my crab cakes?!!.*huff*.......
Octoling soldier: *hehe* what's he talking about?
Octoling Superior: I've heard if you stay in the ink pit long enough without interaction the brain starts to hallucinate and starts making things up......to keep it self sane. He'll be fine.
Neta:*huff*huff**huff**sobbing**huff**huff**huff**huffhuffhuffhufff......AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaah-HA!!.. what?…..huh?..................*huff*.........................*huff*...................*huff*............*huff*.........*huff*.......*huff*........ where is it? Where is it?... here.....*huff*...[squeeze]
Plushie recording: Hi! Demersal the grounding fish! I'm going to ask a few questions ok?... can you name 3 you can see?
Neta:... my dresser......*huff*...my bed....my bass
Recording:.............good job!.....can you tell 3 things you can feel?
Neta:...my bed sheets....my clothes....*huff*....cold floor.....
Recording:..........okay!!....can you tell me where you are?
Neta:......*sigh*....my apartment
Recording:...............good job! Do you know what time it is? The short hand is the hour and the long hand is the minute!
Neta: I know that.... it's...6:47a.m.
Recording:.............. wow! Now can tell me about yourself how old are you!
Neta: ......................35.......
Recording: .........wow! wow!you're so big!
Neta: fuckyou
Recording:what's your name?
Neta: Neta
Recording:.........that's a nice name! We're almost done let's count back to 10 together! Ready?!10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
Neta 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1......uggghh
Recording: you're doing so well let's take a deep breath ok? Breath in.....
Neta: [inhale]
Recording: now Breath out
Neta: [exhale]
Recording: you are safe.... I'm so proud of you! It's ok to feel overwhelmed sometimes. I know it can be really hard.. just Remember your grounding technique and don't forget to self-sooth!...stay safe hehe bye bye
Neta: you're lucky Behi gifted you to me...if it wasn't for him you would've been sold decades ago.........[chuck] ..............[inhale] [exhale]................ nibbles come here......Did I scare you off the bed?....*kiss*.. . I'm sorry..............hm?...
Mahi:*sleeping*....
Neta: heheh...*huff*...fish still here?.......heh makes sense...
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Mahi: *yawn*..........ummm....uggg....... Neta you need to get a better couch this one sucks.....oh....
Neta: no.... I don't want you to come home... Not for something as dumb as a nightmare ..hehe....I'm fine.I know..i know I know babe I get that... You shouldn't have to drop everything for me..... I know you don't mind it but I do.... I hate that.... yeah I understand........ yeah........ yeah............................. You're right.......................*sigh*....no......I still don't want you to come home..... Can you at least stay on the phone with me for a while?....... Pancakes... I think I buried some hehehehe.....*sigh*... No.... it looks fine. A little dark in the middle..... It should be fine... You cook better than I do..... What are you doing?..... Why are you milking them by hand I thought you had a machine for that........ Oh she's scared of it? awwww poor manatee......... An hour? it takes an hour to get a full bucket of milk?....... Okay that's fair. They are big...I-(gasp).... Mahi!..[inhale exhale]........ How long have you been sitting there
Mahi: couple minutes..... Can I have a pancake
Neta:. .................... Yeah, I'm fine. No, it's just my employee, yeah fish still here......... I'll call you when I get to work..... I love you too...bye................... How many pancakes do you want?
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Mahi: *eating*......
Neta:*eating*.......
Mahi: *eating*.... pancakes are good
Neta: *eating* thank you
Mahi: how do to make them shape like little octopuses
Neta:...Cirrina bought cookie cutter sets years ago. sometimes use them for molds for pancakes..... I use it for eggs too...*sniff*...........*sigh*............ I have to get ready for work.....[stretch].......[POP]...mmmmm......fuck not today knee...ssssss
Mahi:...*eating*....you know you really should try investing in a knee brace I think my friend has a couple of them I can see if she can give you one
Neta: that's nice........
Mahi: so I know you have to go to work and everything in a couple minutes. Would it be too much to ask to drive me to campus I got to go to the library and do some studying
Neta: Alright..... We'll leave 15 minutes... Do you have clothes to get dressed in?
Mahi: no
Neta: we can just find something in the drawer.....
Mahi: can I borrow these jeans?
Neta: Yeah sure. I don't think they don't fit you tho
Mahi: they fit me just fine I just need to cut the pants legs
Neta: *sigh*. . You know you might as well just take the rest of my old clothes. I'm never going to fit em again anyway
Mahi: really?
Neta: yeah really I insist I really don't care. You can have them
Mahi: are you sure?....
Neta: you know what I'll just give them to my daughter she doesn't listen to 'Cyrus in the cyclones' but I think she'll like the Cool vintage look of it
Mahi: no gimme! Don't give it to her! She'll just ruin it and turn it into a jagged uneven crop top! _______________________________________________
Ikkan: I finished milking tulip
Koi-koi: That's good hun. We'll have it pasteurized tomorrow. Just keep it in the fridge in the shed
Ikkan: alright
Cirrina: I'm going out..
Koi-koi: and where do you think you're going?
Cirrina: I need to go into the city The ferry leaves in an hour
Koi-koi: I don't think so. You haven't finished your chores you were supposed to refill the Manatee feed today and You're supposed to mix up the compost in the back.
Cirrina: I know I'll get to when I get back
Koi-koi: noooo... You will do it now. Young lady, I'm not like your father or your grandfather when I say do something you do it now. You can take the next ferry
Cirrina: but I-
Koi-koi: no buts young lady
Cirrina: I'm meeting someone
Koi-koi: meeting who Exactly?
Cirrina:.............a friend
Koi-koi: ....a friend? What friend?
Cirrina: (blush)......he's a boy
Koi-koi: a boy?.....
Cirrina: ... yeah....
Koi-koi: where is he taking you?
Cirrina: a museum, around town
Koi-ko:........ A museum?........................................,........ Be home by 9:00......... Here get yourself some food maybe a souvenir.
Cirrina: you're cool grandma....
Koi-koi: uh-huh whatever...... When you get home you'll do the chores that you were supposed to do and..... You wash the dishes
Cirrina: alright
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Baja: did you see the commercial mom?
Baja's mom: I saw the commercial... I am so proud of you sweetheart You're going to be on TV how exciting
Baja: I know ... I still can't believe it
Baja's mom: this is going to open up so many opportunities. The benefits will be nice. You have a nice paycheck and a lot of money, make sure you save some of it. You're going to make so many new friends!!
Baja: yeah hehe I hope I do...
Baja's mom: I know you have problems making friends.
Baja: mmmmm
Baja's mom: You're a sweet boy you really are
Baja: thank mom
Baja mom: you know this might be the perfect time for you to find someone
Baja: fine who?
Baja's mom: A partner! Ohhhhhh I'm so happy for you honey. You can go on dates. You can meet new people. You'll be married in no time?
Baja: uhhhhh I guess....... I'm going to be really honest Mom. I don't really think I want to do that right now
Baja's mom: Well I don't want to rush you but it's good to start... You know your brother is already married and your sister is on her fifth kid...
Baja: Mom
Hine (Baja's mom): I know. I know I shouldn't compare my kids but let me just finish. Your siblings are no older than you and they've already have their lives set up and I don't want you to fall behind
Baja:Mom, I'm not falling behind. I-I just...ugh....... I'm just....... I'm just not good at dating and seeing people
Hine: What on Earth do you mean baby?! you're not good at dating? Honey, you're the most talkative and social person in the family! How could you think you're not good at dating? You're a real catch
Baja:.........
Hine: What about that fella you told me about? I looked him up, I didn't really like the images I saw .. what about him? I thought you liked him?
Baja: We broke up
Hine: you broke up?....*sigh*...... So you're single?........ So what are you just......... Are you just sleeping around?
Baja: (blush)..NO! I'M NOT
Hine:Sweetie, don't be embarrassed. A lot of young adults have casual sex ...I'm just saying you know eventually you need to settle down and-
Baja:I'm not.. I'm not..... I'm not having sex. I never had it
Hine:....…Well that's ok. Personally I waited to get married to-
Sibling: HA! VIRGIN!
Hine: Maui! What did I tell you about eavesdropping! Go!.............*sigh*....... Sweetheart..... I don't want to put pressure on you sweetie...... I just don't want you to be alone we're not good when we're alone... I want you to have a family
Baja: I'm not alone. I have a family. I have you and my siblings..........and Desmond I guess
Hine: we can't live forever honey you're going to need to find someone eventually.
Baja:................... alright..... I'll try to find someone...
Hine: I know you'll find someone there's someone out there for everyone including you sweetie....
Baja: ........ yeah.....l love you.... bye
Hine: I love you too
Baja:.....................danm
Hitch: we're filming in 15!
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Bayou: this painting is a. Self-portrait of Joyce Veair she was our firat prime minister
Cirrina: wow... she's gorgeous she painted this herself
Bayou: Yes... She has so many paintings around the world. She even has one in Museum d'Alfonsino
Cirrina: really...... She's very talented.
Bayou: not only that, she was very intelligent and very outspoken....
Cirrina: what's this one
Bayou: this is a sculpture made entirely out of urchin spines it was made by tosh monui. Every month he'd shed his old spines. He would collect them and Stick them in a ball of wax until the ball was completely covered in spineies. After he'd take the rest to make a body, he would call them mace men because they look like maces with a body. He soon started to model them after cave drawings of primitive urchin
Cirrina: that's amazing....oh what's this one. This one is beautiful
Bayou: this one is called 'home'
Cirrina: it's a beautiful landscape....who is by?....... This piece was painted by One of the top students in krillarney School of arts and it's one of the youngest to be presented in This museum she has won several awards and has several nominations. We are privileged to have her in a museum This piece is called home by Bayou Ster..............wow same name as you
Bayou:.........ehehehehehe Cirrina. That's me this is my work.
Cirrina: oh..hehehe I'm stupid........ It's really nice. You're really talented....
Bayou: thank you.... This is one of my favorite paintings I used an old picture of my nan's old home.
Cirrina: I love the texture and the hills and trees. It's even in the river.... Do you have more paintings here?
Bayou: I have this big painting over here. This one took me a whole month to finish this one..... I rode the fairy everyday just to get the perfect reference for crashing waves
Cirrina: wow .. . it's amazing
Bayou: it's almost 6 do you want to get something to eat. We can go to Mrs Cuddles to get some fried cod and hush puppies
Mrs Cuddles: Harold, bring these pines to table 7!...
Bayou: hi Mrs Cuddles!
Mrs Cuddles: Bayou how are you darling, Cirrina! Ohhhh... You two hungry? Let me get you something Harold, drop two more cod in the fryer!!..... You to relax. I'll get you ladies some sodas while you wait
Bayou: thank you!
Cirrina: thanks............................................. So you're probably going to think I'm really dumb but for the past 3 days I thought you were a guy
Bayou:.............hehehehe Did you?.must be the tentacle cut huh?
Cirrina: hehehe... yeah...hehehe... I'm sorry.....
Bayou: If I'm being real here I don't identify with anything in particular...if you see me as a guy I don't mind it
Cirrina: if you don't identify as that I don't want to
Bayou: I see myself as everything and nothing, masculine and feminine and anything in-between. I really don't mind Cirrina
Cirrina: All right if you put it that way hehehe
Mrs Cuddles: here you go! Fresh cod and a large bag of hush puppies for the road!
Cirrina: thanks how much do I owe you?
Mrs Cuddles: nonsense it's on the house. Kiddies eat for free here. Once you reach the age to drink you have to pay
Cirrina: thanks Mrs Cuddles!....
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Neta: *humming*...(Pat)..*humming*....(Pat)......
Ona:.........
Candi: *snoring*........*snoring*.......
Tv
Baja:What is music at midnight? Well as the names in the title says we're going to be talking about music and it's going to be airing during midnight.
Announcer: music at midnight a new late night talk show! Premieres tonight only on O.E.T!
Neta:.....*sigh*....... ikkan would love this show. .........me and him cuddling watching TV at midnight. Under a blanket surrounded by pillows...................... I miss him....
Ona: [baby noises]
Neta: yeah? You would like the show too Ona?
Bowie: what are you watching?
Neta: Bowie go back to bed. It's past your bedtime, go back upstairs with your mom
Bowie: but she snores too loud!
Neta: Bowie.. .... okay
Bowie: what's in this room?
Neta: noooo that's my daughter's room you can't go in there....let's sit down on the couch..... come on........(click).....why don't we watch 'Ollie? ...you like Ollie
Bowie: alright
Tv
[Music]........Mom!..[music].......Dad!.........[music].......Leo!......[music]...........OLLIE!
Bowie: hehe
Neta: you need to lay down. try to get some sleep before your dad picks you up. You start preschool soon, you need a proper sleep schedule.
Bowie: okay
Ona: [fussy baby noises]
Neta: you need to sleep too young lady ......
Ona [crying]
Neta: someone is hungry..... Come on baby girl. Let's get you something to eat and fresh dia-(gasp).....*sigh*..... I need to put a bell on you
Mahi: I need to finish my homework I won't be annoying I promise.
Neta: where's Baja should he be at home with you?
Mahi: He's at work... They're doing a test stream or something or whatever
Ona: [crying]
Neta:.......*sigh*... Alright ........ I have some left overs in the fridge if you want anything.... Can you watch Bowie? Just make sure he's sleeping or watching TV as long as he's quiet.....
Mahi: ......(typing) alright
Neta: come on Ona....
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Cirrina: ..... that was pretty good
Bayou: Yes I go there every other Sunday....
Cirrina: I leave on Sunday.... Maybe I can get another one before I leave....... Is that a music store?
Bayou: The old music store? Ye.....you play an instrument?
Cirrina: I play the cello .... It's nothing impressive really..... Second chair trying to get first chair in high school
Bayou: wow I'd like to see you play
Cirrina: no...nooo I-I couldn't .... You were going to take me to the cafe
Bayou: come on... Let's go inside....... We have plenty of time
Cirrina: ehhhhhh ok..... ...
Bayou: excuse me do you have a Cello we can try out?
Employees: sure.....hol up...let meh jest.......unlock.....here ya are..... .
Bayou: here you go Cirrina
Cirrina: [playing Bach: Cello Suite No. 1]
Bayou: [clap]...[clap] ...wow brains and beauty
Cirrina: (blush)..........you don't mean that
Bayou: I do .... You really talented
Cirrina: hehehe.............
Bayou:................
Cirrina: It's getting dark. I need to go home.
Bayou: Yeah why don't I take you to the cafe and get something to go and I can walk you to the ferry....{takes hand}
Cirrina: I'd like that.
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Candi: mmmmmmm.....*yawn*........*huff*........(Squeak).....hm?
Plushie
Recording: I believe in you and your strength to keep fighting
Candi: Demersal?....... Do they still give these out?.....(Squeeze)
Recording: sometimes bad things happen and they're out of our control. It wasn't your fault
Candi: Cod I hated this thing ........ alright where are my kids? .... I'm well rested and ready to go........hey Neta..(toss)...
Neta:...ow......... hey........(Pat).......(Pat)......(Pat)
Bowie: *sleeping*..........
Candi: thanks for watching the kids. Donn had to go back to work today...*yawn*...... just needed a break..
Neta: no problem
Candi: how's Ona doing?
Ona:*sleeping*.......
Neta: she's fine......
Candi: .. That's good.. .... why do you still have this thing?
Neta: it was a gift... I got it when I was a kid...I just can't give it away
Candi:............
Neta: What! Ok what did you do with yours?
Candi: I ripped out the voice box and gave it to Bowie. He then threw up on it so I threw it away. Kids...
Neta: yeah... I had an old blanket I used to wrap her in. One blowout later and it was in the trash
Candi: hehehehe... Don't you just love being a parent sometimes?
Neta: heheheh.... Don't tell her I told you that she would kill me.. hehehdhe
Mahi:.......guys
Candi: hi mahi..........
Mahi: hey
Candi: ....... Donn's outside I got to get going.... Neta do you mind?
Neta: *scooping up Bowie*....yeeep let's go.....
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Cirrina: I really enjoyed this.. I had fun.
Bayou: I had fun too Cirrina. I really like you
Cirrina: I like you too ..........................
Bayou:...............
Cirrina:...........
Bayou:..........*leaning in*............[kiss].....
Cirrina: [kiss]........ Hehehe
Bayou: hehehehehe
Cirrina: (blush)..... I- I need to go....uh
Bayou: I'll text you.......[peck]
Cirrina: bye......
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Neta: alright!! Drive safe!!!!.....*sigh*......... mahi go home.
Mahi: I just got here! And I'm not being annoying. Please can I stay just one more night please
Neta: No, I didn't sleep well last night and I just had to babysit two kids. Let me have my peace. You've been staying here for a week. You practically live here. I need to clean up, I need to do the dishes and vacuum the floor, laundry .. I need to clean out nibbles's box. I need to make this place look like I wasn't wallowing in my own loneliness. All right
Mahi: you can do that when I'm here. It's not going to bother you
Neta: mahi goooooo home.....
Mahi: please can I say one more night please? I won't complain about the couch
Neta: no..... good bye
Mahi: but my apartment is quiet. You complain about wallowing in your loneliness. What about me you don't think I'm wallowing
Neta: get a pet or something ... (SLAM)
Mahi: (bang).....(bang)...... Where do I get a pet
Neta:AAAAAAAAAHHHH........*sigh*.. . . You can stay. This is your last night here. Tomorrow I will take you to the pet store after work pick out whatever you want and leave me alone..
Mahi: thanks Neta!
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@fish-at-fish-fish-resort mahi go home
#ok so demersal is based off this plush my grandma gave me.#i used to get really bad panic attacks so she gave this bear that had her voice recordings of grounding technique#she also put in corny things like it's ok to cry I have a very love-hate relationship with it so yeah#demersal the grounding fish was based off a teddy bear my grandma gave me#except this is more shallow and empty and is given to soldiers in military it's in all the hospital/ e-ward gifts shops#it's kida like a write of passage (inside joke) in the military to give fellow soldiers the fish plush#as a good job you passed training/ graduated/ survived a very traumatic event#behi gave it to Neta unironically#and ironically#mahi on the emo to punk pipe line and what's more punk then wearing clothes older than you given by your manager#koi-koi being a girls girl letting her granddaughter skipped chores to go on a date#she wants to know everything about the date of course#Baja's mom means well she's just with the times schooling fish used to rely on marriage and dating to be social#now they just stay in their bosses apartment for long periods of time so they won't be alone or share beds with their roommate#i could be wrong feel free to correct me#that moment when you have your first kiss and sapphic experience overseas but if you told your friends they'd think you're lying#bayou the he/him lesbian teenage heart throb yay#I'm being honest I think I might make Cirrina a separate character from the rest of the story#but she's still going to be here but there's also going to be another one outside of this. just a personally mine idk#i want to work on a y2k aesthetic queer girl hood shit and Cirrina and Bayou are perfect for that#neta being the designated babysitter when the parent is at work or too tired to function#he even stayed in the mall after closing because Phoebe's mom had to go to work for an emergency#Ollie is a very obvious ripoff of bluey but that's what the kids and adults with parental issues love so whatever#some Candi lore I guess she went to a military school but never went into the military she's just a jrotc kid but not insufferable#mahi is getting a pet yay#'the pit' is a vat of ink if you misbehave you are put in the pit to dissolve in the ink and left there for a long amount of time#think of it as solitary confinement#neta
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theholmwoodfoundation · 5 months ago
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I've sussed it. The difference between J3 and Jeremy is that J3 was grown in a vat to be the ideal head of this Foundation, and he knows this and lives into it and is in fact everything he was meant to be, whereas Jeremy was likewise grown in a vat in a continuation of this experiment but there's only so many times you can photocopy a photocopy and so he likewise knows this but also hates it with every fibre of his being.
Jeremy: you're not my real dad!
J3: [redacted]
(Jeremy: .....did you just say "square bracket redacted close bracket" out loud with your mouth??)
Jonny 3: It's a skill and a talent. Just another reason I'm better than you in every way.
You've cracked it. You've sussed us out. They were cranky-boss-vat-clones all along!
(We're kidding, but we love you all and your theories so much. We treasure them and pin them on the Foundation HQ fridge. Please never stop sending them to us.)
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blookmallow · 1 year ago
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ive sort of started new vegas here is the entirety of my experience so far
- spent like an hour in character building bc i couldnt decide what gender to be and couldnt think of a name and eventually realized the customization options dont really look good anyway and also you cant even see yourself most of the time
- took basically everything that wasnt nailed down from the poor doctor man’s house bc nothing appeared to be stopping me and i have no idea what anything is for
- met a robot who is probably going to kill me one day but for now hes my friend i like him
- had an extremely stressful time trying to shoot mutant lizards while not shooting a nice dog. i did not shoot the dog. i dont know if you Can shoot the dog, but i did not want to find out and also did not want my first interaction with this world to be “you killed someone’s dog and now the town hates you”
- wandered off and ran into a checkpoint thing that offered me a chance to name change and promptly spent another 20 minutes rethinking my name again
anyway im doing great
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Common VAT Mistakes Businesses Make in UAE: Avoiding Pitfalls with VAT Services in UAE
As the Value Added Tax (VAT) system continues to evolve in the UAE, many businesses find themselves navigating a complex landscape of compliance requirements. While VAT is designed to generate revenue for the government and enhance economic growth, it also presents several challenges for businesses. Understanding common VAT mistakes can help companies avoid costly penalties and ensure smooth operations. In this blog, we’ll discuss the typical errors businesses make regarding VAT and how utilizing professional VAT services in UAE can help mitigate these issues.
1. Failing to Register for VAT on Time
One of the most significant mistakes businesses make is not registering for VAT by the required deadline. In the UAE, businesses with taxable supplies exceeding AED 375,000 must register for VAT. Missing this deadline can lead to penalties and back taxes. To avoid this mistake, businesses should keep track of their revenue and seek the assistance of VAT services in the UAE to ensure timely registration.
2. Inaccurate Record-Keeping
Accurate record-keeping is crucial for VAT compliance. Many businesses fail to maintain comprehensive records of their sales, purchases, and expenses, leading to errors in their VAT returns. This can result in underreporting or overreporting VAT liabilities. To avoid this mistake, businesses should implement robust accounting systems and consider hiring VAT services in the UAE to ensure proper documentation and compliance.
3. Not Understanding Zero-Rated and Exempt Supplies
Businesses often confuse zero-rated and exempt supplies, leading to incorrect VAT treatment. Zero-rated supplies are taxable at a rate of 0%, while exempt supplies are not subject to VAT at all. Misclassifying these categories can result in significant financial implications. Seeking guidance from VAT services in the UAE can help businesses understand the nuances of these classifications and ensure proper compliance.
4. Incorrect VAT Invoicing
Generating accurate VAT invoices is essential for compliance. Common mistakes include failing to include mandatory details such as the VAT registration number, the total VAT amount, or not issuing invoices at all. Inaccurate invoicing can lead to disputes with customers and issues during audits. Utilizing VAT services in the UAE can ensure that businesses issue compliant invoices, minimizing the risk of errors.
5. Failure to Submit VAT Returns on Time
Timely submission of VAT returns is critical. Businesses that fail to submit their returns by the deadline may incur penalties and interest charges. Some businesses underestimate their VAT liability or neglect to factor in their obligations altogether. Engaging VAT services in the UAE can help businesses manage their deadlines effectively, ensuring timely submissions and reducing the risk of penalties.
6. Not Claiming Input VAT
Many businesses overlook the opportunity to reclaim input VAT on their purchases, resulting in increased costs. Businesses can recover VAT paid on goods and services related to their taxable supplies, but they must maintain accurate records and ensure compliance with VAT regulations. VAT services in the UAE can assist in identifying eligible input VAT claims and help businesses maximize their refunds.
7. Neglecting to Train Staff on VAT Compliance
VAT compliance is a shared responsibility across the organization. However, many businesses neglect to provide adequate training for their staff on VAT-related processes and regulations. This can lead to confusion and errors in VAT reporting. By investing in training and utilizing VAT services in the UAE, businesses can ensure that their employees are well-informed and equipped to handle VAT compliance effectively.
Conclusion
Understanding and avoiding common VAT mistakes is essential for businesses operating in the UAE. By recognizing these pitfalls and engaging professional VAT services in the UAE, companies can navigate the complexities of VAT compliance with confidence. Whether it’s timely registration, accurate record-keeping, or proper invoicing, a proactive approach to VAT management will not only help businesses avoid penalties but also enhance their overall financial performance. Embrace the expertise of VAT professionals and streamline your VAT processes today!
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alwajeeztech · 4 months ago
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ZATCA VAT & Tax Return System in ALZERP Cloud ERP Software
The ALZERP Cloud ERP Software offers a comprehensive tax return system designed to facilitate the calculation, moderation, and finalization of VAT and tax returns. This system ensures businesses comply with the Saudi Arabian tax regulations set by the Zakat, Tax, and Customs Authority (ZATCA). By automating and streamlining the tax return process, ALZERP helps businesses achieve accuracy and…
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madisonellie1 · 5 months ago
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minnaah · 3 months ago
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The Role of Accounting Firms in Abu Dhabi in Supporting Startups and SMEs
Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, has become a vibrant hub for startups and small to medium-sized enterprises (SMEs). With its strategic location, supportive government policies, and growing investment landscape, the city offers numerous opportunities for new businesses. However, navigating the complexities of finance, compliance, and taxation can be daunting for entrepreneurs. This is where Accounting firms in Abu Dhabi play a crucial role. Let’s explore how these firms support startups and SMEs in their journey to success.
1. Providing Financial Guidance
One of the primary roles of accounting firms is to provide financial guidance to startups and SMEs. These firms help entrepreneurs understand their financial health by offering insights into cash flow management, budgeting, and financial forecasting. With accurate financial data, businesses can make informed decisions and plan for future growth.
2. Tax Compliance and Planning
Navigating tax regulations in the UAE can be complex, especially for new businesses. Accounting firms in Abu Dhabi assist startups and SMEs with tax compliance, ensuring they meet all local regulations. They also provide strategic tax planning advice, helping businesses minimize their tax liabilities while remaining compliant with the law. This is particularly important with the introduction of VAT and other tax measures in the UAE.
3. Bookkeeping Services
Maintaining accurate financial records is vital for any business, but startups and SMEs often lack the resources to manage this effectively. Accounting firms offer comprehensive bookkeeping services, which allow business owners to focus on their core operations. Regular bookkeeping helps in tracking expenses, managing invoices, and preparing for audits.
4. Assisting with Business Setup
For startups, the process of setting up a business can be overwhelming. Accounting firms provide valuable assistance in this area, guiding entrepreneurs through the legal and financial requirements of establishing a company in Abu Dhabi. This includes obtaining the necessary licenses, understanding local regulations, and setting up accounting systems.
5. Financial Audits and Reviews
Regular financial audits are essential for businesses seeking investment or loans. Accounting firms conduct audits to ensure the financial statements are accurate and comply with regulations. For startups looking to attract investors, a clean audit can significantly enhance credibility and increase the chances of securing funding.
6. Advisory Services for Growth
As startups and SMEs grow, they face new challenges and opportunities. Accounting firms in Abu Dhabi provide advisory services that help businesses strategize for growth. This includes mergers and acquisitions, market entry strategies, and financial restructuring. Their expertise can be invaluable in navigating these complex decisions.
7. Facilitating Access to Funding
Access to capital is often a challenge for startups and SMEs. Accounting firms can assist in preparing financial projections and business plans that are crucial for securing funding from banks, venture capitalists, or angel investors. Their expertise in financial modeling can make a significant difference in how potential investors perceive a business.
8. Supporting Technology Integration
The rise of financial technology (fintech) has transformed the accounting landscape. Accounting firms in Abu Dhabi are increasingly incorporating technology into their services, helping startups and SMEs implement accounting software and automated solutions. This not only improves efficiency but also enhances the accuracy of financial reporting.
9. Networking and Connections
Many accounting firms have extensive networks that can benefit startups and SMEs. They can connect businesses with other professionals, potential clients, and investors, fostering valuable relationships that can drive growth. These connections are particularly beneficial in a city like Abu Dhabi, where networking can lead to new opportunities.
Conclusion
In a rapidly evolving business environment, the support of accounting firms in Abu Dhabi is invaluable for startups and SMEs. From financial guidance and tax compliance to business setup and growth strategies, these firms play a multifaceted role in helping businesses thrive. By leveraging their expertise, entrepreneurs can focus on what they do best — innovating and growing their businesses — while leaving the complexities of finance and compliance to the professionals. As Abu Dhabi continues to grow as a business hub, the partnership between startups, SMEs, and accounting firms will be essential for sustainable success.
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geraldduthie · 4 months ago
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How Accounting Services in UAE Can Help You Navigate Tax Laws
The United Arab Emirates (UAE) is a global hub for business and commerce, offering entrepreneurs and established companies many opportunities. With its strategic location, world-class infrastructure, and tax-friendly policies, the UAE has become a magnet for investors and businesses worldwide. However, navigating these laws can be challenging as the country continues to evolve and implement more regulatory frameworks, particularly in taxation.
For businesses in the UAE, ensuring compliance with tax regulations is critical. This is where professional accounting services come into play. By working with experienced accounting firms and tax consultants in Dubai, companies can streamline their tax management, ensure compliance, and focus on growth. In this blog, we will explore how accounting services can help businesses navigate tax laws effectively, focusing on the role of tax consultants and management consultants in Dubai.
1. Understanding UAE Tax Laws
The UAE has a reputation for being a tax-free jurisdiction, but in recent years, the country has introduced several taxes to diversify its revenue sources. The most notable are the Value Added Tax (VAT), introduced in 2018, and the Corporate Tax, set to take effect in 2023.
Understanding these tax laws is crucial for businesses and accounting services play a vital role in helping companies stay compliant. Professional accounting firms in Dubai are well-versed in UAE tax regulations and keep up to date with the latest changes. They assist businesses in understanding their tax liabilities, registration requirements, and filing deadlines.
2. Accurate VAT Compliance
VAT is one of the most significant taxes businesses must manage in the UAE. Companies must charge VAT on the goods and services they provide and file regular returns to the Federal Tax Authority (FTA). Failing to comply with VAT regulations can result in hefty fines and penalties.
Accounting services in the UAE ensure that businesses adhere to all VAT-related requirements. They help with VAT registration, filing returns, maintaining records, and claiming input tax credits. An accounting firm in Dubai will ensure that your business stays VAT-compliant by handling all paperwork and ensuring timely submissions to the FTA.
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3. Corporate Tax Planning and Compliance
The introduction of corporate tax in 2023 marks a significant shift in the UAE’s tax landscape. While the UAE’s corporate tax rate is relatively low compared to other countries, businesses must understand how this tax will impact their financial operations. Corporate tax compliance will require firms to carefully monitor their profits, expenses, and deductions.
This is where accounting services come in handy. Accounting firms in Dubai can assist with corporate tax planning, ensuring that your business takes advantage of available deductions and exemptions. They also help prepare accurate tax returns and ensure compliance with corporate tax laws.
Moreover, companies can benefit from working with a management consultant in Dubai who can analyse their overall financial health. A management consultant can offer strategic advice on optimising corporate structures, maximising tax exemptions, and developing long-term tax strategies that support business growth.
4. Minimizing Penalties and Fines
One of the most significant risks of non-compliance with UAE tax laws is the imposition of penalties and fines. The UAE has stringent rules, and businesses that fail to meet their tax obligations may face severe consequences. This includes late registration for VAT, incorrect VAT returns, or failure to file corporate tax returns on time.
By working with professional accounting services, businesses can avoid these costly mistakes. Accounting firms in Dubai help ensure that all tax-related filings are completed accurately and submitted on time. This reduces the risk of fines and maintains your company’s reputation with regulatory authorities.
In cases where penalties are unavoidable, having an experienced tax consultant in Dubai can be highly beneficial. A tax consultant can negotiate with tax authorities, help rectify any issues, and guide the business on how to avoid similar problems in the future.
5. Expert Advice on Free Zone Businesses
Many businesses in the UAE are based in one of the country’s numerous Free Zones. These zones offer various incentives, including tax exemptions. However, understanding how tax laws apply to Free Zone businesses can be complex.
Accounting services in the UAE are precious for companies operating in Free Zones, as they can help clarify the specific tax benefits available and ensure compliance with local regulations. A tax consultant in Dubai can also guide companies on maintaining Free Zone tax exemptions, avoiding potential pitfalls, and ensuring that their businesses stay compliant with local and federal tax requirements.
6. Efficient Financial Reporting
Accurate and transparent financial reporting is crucial for tax compliance in the UAE. Proper bookkeeping and financial management ensure businesses have a clear view of their tax liabilities and can file accurate returns.
Accounting services in the UAE provide comprehensive financial reporting, ensuring that all financial data is accurate, up-to-date, and compliant with tax laws. This simplifies the tax filing process and helps businesses make informed financial decisions. For instance, an accounting firm in Dubai can generate detailed financial statements that make it easier for companies to assess their tax liabilities and plan accordingly.
A management consultant in Dubai can also analyse these financial reports to provide strategic insights. This ensures businesses meet their tax obligations and optimise their overall economic performance.
7. Support for Audits and Tax Disputes
Businesses may face audits or tax disputes from time to time, especially if their tax filings contain discrepancies. An audit can be a stressful experience, but having the right accounting services on your side can make all the difference.
Accounting firms in Dubai can represent your business during tax audits, ensuring that all necessary documentation is in order and that the process runs smoothly. They can also assist in resolving tax disputes, providing expert guidance on addressing any issues the tax authorities raise.
In cases where more profound expertise is needed, a tax consultant in Dubai can provide specialised advice, helping businesses navigate the complexities of audits and disputes.
Conclusion
Navigating UAE tax laws can be challenging, but with the right accounting services, businesses can ensure compliance, minimise liabilities, and avoid penalties. Whether you are an established business or a startup, working with professional accounting firms and tax consultants in Dubai is essential for managing your tax obligations effectively.
Additionally, by partnering with a management consultant in Dubai, businesses can align their tax strategies with their long-term growth objectives, ensuring sustainable success in the competitive UAE market.
By leveraging expert accounting services, businesses in the UAE can focus on their core operations while leaving tax compliance and financial management to professionals.
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antraweb · 4 months ago
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Managing Taxation and Compliance in TallyPrime.
Effective taxation and compliance management are essential for businesses to avoid penalties and ensure smooth operations. TallyPrime offers a streamlined solution for managing various taxes like GST, VAT, TDS, and TCS, making compliance simpler and more accurate.
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Managing taxes is vital for businesses to stay compliant and avoid legal issues. TallyPrime provides a comprehensive solution to simplify the management of key taxes like GST, VAT, TDS, and TCS. By automating processes and ensuring accurate reporting, TallyPrime helps businesses focus on their core activities while staying within legal boundaries.
The software’s flexibility allows businesses to customize tax settings and integrate with other tools for better tracking and reporting. TallyPrime is a powerful tool for businesses aiming to manage their taxation and compliance efficiently.
By reducing errors and automating routine tasks, it helps businesses stay compliant and avoid penalties. Antraweb Technologies offers additional Tally Add-Ons like Tally’s Multiple Branch Management, Tally GST and Tally GST Reminder options to enhance your experience with TallyPrime. Reach out to explore how these solutions can benefit your business.
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brandandbranch · 29 days ago
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Company Liquidation Services in uae
LGA Auditing offers expert company liquidation services across the UAE, ensuring a smooth and compliant closure process. From document preparation to debt resolution, we handle every detail with precision. Trust us for hassle-free business liquidation in the UAE!
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