#very funny to me

[incomingalbatross]

Spearhead in Space is really funny because Liz spends her first scenes with the Brigadier so clearly believing she's stuck playing the Scully to this man's Mulder. "Oooookay, so you're a UFO-chasing conspiracy nut who's somehow got government pull" NOPE. The Brigadier is one of the most thoroughly regular people on Earth. He just happens to have discovered that his world gets invaded by aliens sometimes.

(And really, the fact that he responded to that discovery by going through government channels and getting an official Earth-defense organization set up with U.N. backing and oversight tells you a lot.)

[the-tyler-as-in-skyler]

absolutely hilarious to me that around 90% of the time when team prime is talking about “the decepticons” doing something it’s literally just soundwave

“the decepticons are hacking the satellite array”

soundwave is sitting alone in a warehouse with a computer that’s too small for him tf do you mean the decepticons it’s literally just him

[red-crescent-marigold]

this is uncanny

[bagelrites]

thinking about c!sapnap growing up thinking he's going to be super tall because bbh is super tall and he's his dad so duh. when he's like 18 and still 5' 4" he's like dad what gives? why am I short!? it's not fair!

and then bad has to explain that, well, you see. you know that skeppy guy who comes around sometimes? yeah. that's your other dad

and sapnap is like THE GUY WHO'S THREE FEET TALL???

[isawiitch]

Been thinking about middle school a lot lately.

[whenthegoldrays]

It’s funny because the first thing Im Sol ever did to Ryu Sun Jae was call him ahjussi, and he fell for her on impact, while the first thing Ha Eun Gyeol called Choi Se Kyeong was ajumma and she went “I hate this jerk’s guts”

[cringesnail]

Thinking about that time someone on twitter made a tier list that was like "who I trust with q!jaiden" and cc!jaiden was F tier

[woundthatswallows]

giggling at how ordering my favorites list chronologically looks sometimes

[realbeefman]

bordering on entering s4 of teen wolf and i fully do not understand why sterek is the fandom’s number one ship. they’ve talked like maybe ten times across 3 seasons. stiles absolutely wants to fuck him but stiles wants to fuck anything that moves. and derek needs to be 51/50’d and enrolled in an extensive full-time therapy program for a minimum of 3 months before he’s in a place to be dating ANYONE let alone the human personification of adhd

[ananxiousgenz]

episode 2 of malevolent and I'm loving how arthur and weird echo voice man are so calmly accepting that they're stuck with each other

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Sam dying of a migrane mid-conversation

"Are you alright there?"

"I - gah!!! - I'm fine!"

[nuzlight-mia]

[minecraftendermanlover69]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me thrice I think I’m not going to roleplay in dms with you anymore

[carruni]

every side patient is either a chunkling or a not very subtle self insert

[areskid101]

Incorrect quotes

Skandar : Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. 

Mitchell : What the fuck? 

Bobby : They’re having an idea.

Bobby : Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Mitchell 's birthday invitations. 

Flo: Well, what are they supposed to say? 

Bobby : "Mitchell 's birthday". 

Flo: So, what do they say instead? 

Bobby : "Mitchell ’s bi". 

Flo: 

Flo: Works out either way.

Flo: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Bobby : If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

[deadsparrows]

every month someone on reddit asks wtf an etho girl is and no one else knows because reddit and tumblr people dont mix so i have to be the one to explain. it is my burden to bare, the forbidden knowledge of the ethogirl origins