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Half the time I'm like, "can we have jason todd media not all about his death"?
Then I realize. If I died I would never shut up about it.
"Can you get up and grab that for me?"- absolutely not. My legs are tired from death.
"Will you go to the store with me?"- leaving the house?!? What if I die AGAIN.
So yeah, anyone who thinks jason talks about his death too much. Be honest. We'd all do the exact same thing.
#batfam headcanons#bat family#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#bat brothers#dick grayson#red hood#tim drake#incorrect batfamily#incorrect jason todd#jason todd incorrect quotes#jason todd deserves better#jason todd headcanon#red hood incorrect quotes#incorrect red hood quotes#jason todd and the crowbar#under the red hood#death in the family#cardinalcrap#500+
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Armand is someone who has been has been trained (in brothels, by Marius, and by 500+ years worth of life experience) to adapt himself to what the people around him want. Throughout seasons 1-2, different people get very different versions of Armand, depending on who they are and who’s retelling the story at the time.
It’s the primary way Armand protects himself, whether he’s a teenage sex slave or the oldest, strongest person in the room. It’s how he controls people. Fundamentally, it’s the only way Armand knows to make people love him (an approximation of love at least). Worse, it’s the only way Armand knows how to love — by twisting and contorting himself into whatever form he thinks his current obsession wants or needs him to be. He even does it to his victims for crying out loud.
And then here’s Daniel, who is constantly seeking authenticity and truth. Who’s bullshit detector is never “off”. Who cannot tolerate any kind of masquerade, manipulation or lie – no matter how kind or well intentioned. Not out of any moral or ethical objection, but because Daniel simply cannot leave things well enough alone once something attracts his attention. He has to know. He has to see where it goes and how it ends.
“It’s my job, I’m built this way”
“It’s in your nature, Mr Molloy. Couldn’t get out the door without lobbing one more bomb.”
Daniel knew something was off about “Rashid” from the beginning, so he began to pick the situation in Dubai apart until Armand revealed himself. And then he kept going until he completely destroyed the narrative Armand had spent 77 years constructing.
Daniel deliberately and systematically pulled “Armand, Amadeo, Arun” apart and laid him bare with nothing but but a laptop, some free time, a near-suicidal disregard for his own personal safety and a mouth that just wouldn’t quit.
There’s power in being seen, in being known, ugly parts and all. What would it feel like, to be completely exposed like that for the first time in centuries?
So yeah it makes sense to me that Armand, who puts on all these acts and artifices to draw people in, but which only serve to ensure they’re kept at a distance, would turn his big sad orange eyes on the person who blew them all to smithereens and be all “…I wanna do this forever, actually.”
#this is word vomit but follow along on the journey anyway#armand’s bullshit doesn’t work on daniel and after 500+ years it must be terrifying and liberating all at once for armand#like to what extent does armand even know who he is under everything?#how can you be so old and yet have such a fragile sense of self?#and yet here we are#meanwhile daniel ‘dude i know who you are and you’re an ASSHOLE’#it lines up with book!devils minion where daniel sees armand as a predator and a monster and loves him any way#daniel molloy#armand#devil’s minion#armandaniel#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv
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Being hunted down by Asmodeus with a hair dryer because you recently got out of the shower and your hair is still wet.
He's racing through the halls in his demon form, allowing his predator instincts to take over. The thrill of the chase has him more worked up than usual. He calls your name with a sugar-sweet trill, his breath hot and practically steaming with each exhalation. Anyone who dares to get in his way will be charmed aside. There's a tightness in his chest as he grips the hair dryer, parting his lips, seeking out your scent and the sound of your heartbeat. You drive him crazy.
He cannot wait to get his hands on you.
#hiding under a chair waiting for the inevitable. horror game asmodeus but instead of a game over you get coddled by him.#it's probably got like 500 attachments for all kinds of drying styles for any hair. he needs to dry your hair it's a necessity.#my 100th post! what.#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me scenarios#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanon#obey me x mc#obey me x asmodeus#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmodeus x mc#obey me asmodeus x reader#obey me x reader#obey me asmodeus x you#obey me x you
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these are four different characters idk what to tell you
#technically 5 bc hooty but. yk#filed under Things I Am Emotional About#toh#toh spoilers#the owl house#the owl house spoilers#amity blight#lilith clawthorne#smokey speaks#500#1k#10k
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JIN HUGS JIN HUGS! for @jinstronaut ♡
cr. namuspromised, dwellingsouls, 0613data
#btsgif#dailybts#btsedit#seokjin#bts#bangtan#usersky#usersan#userkelli#usermaggie#raplineuser#usersevn#tuserandi#userpat#userines#*sj#*bangtan#*comp#*gifs#em I have no idea in which timezone you are so I'm just gonna let this post at midnight my time asdgh#HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!!!! I hope you'll have theeee bestest of days today my love you deserve it like no one else#I mean you've literally gifted us 500+ jin sets over the past 18 months -#this seems like the smallest thank you in return#you asked if someone could send you jinnie hugs so here I am!!!#if I could I'd fly to korea grab that man under his gigantic shoulders and bring him directly to your doorstep for the biggest bday hug#but for now this little set will have to do!#it gave me so much happiness just look at all the smiles with those big hugs :( and ofc I had to start and end it with jinkook <33#I love you lots emmeline thank you for being an amazing person all the time#you deserve so much appreciation and love and I hope you get showered with just that#not only today but all the time <3
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my butch mother, annie, and their friends (70s - 80s)
#moms#they let me go through a shoebox full of pictures and I cried multiple times#they said their gf at the time took that picture of them hiding under the blanket on the day of graduation and that they didn’t wanna go#cause none of their family were coming to see them#but their gf made them go anyway and they were happy they did :) <3#anyway. they’re my inspiration i adore them#mios#mis fotos#butch#butch history#butch lesbian#lesbian history#500#1k#5k#10k
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I feel like both internet liberals and leftists have a tendency to reverse-Great Man Theory Ronald Reagan at the expense of any insight into the history of his policies or the conservative movement that led up to him.
#YOU CAN’T JUST BLAME EVERYTHING ON HIM WITHOUT TACITLY ABSOLVING COUNTLESS OTHER MONSTERS AND THE WHOLE FUCKING SYSTEM OF ITS GUILT.#IT’S DEEPLY INDIVIDUALISTIC AND ARGUABLY ANTIHISTORICAL.#Anyway this is because I saw a post that blamed him for the US backing brutal regimes in the global south under the guise of anticommunism.#When that famously started back in the post-WWII era and has its roots in Monroe Doctrine ideology.#FYI I fucking hate him but he’s a part of a larger picture.#(Anyway I study American politics during the Cold War with a focus on the rise of the far right.)#original content#100#500#1k
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"Let's go, Eren."
"...Okay."
#these came out more magenta than i expected but i like it#i needed to see them under the stars i NEEDED it#eren jaeger#eren yeager#armin arlert#eremin#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#snk#shingeki no kyojin final season#h.gif#500#1k#userdabiluna#useradrienne
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Jonghyun — Harper's Bazaar, June 2016 ↳ for @atlantis-area ♡ send me a request
#bex.edits#jonghyun#kim jonghyun#shinee#dailyshinee#500.event#bex.req#*jonghyun#*shinee#*magazines#jadeblr#userzyx#awekslook#leksietag#useroro#alitracks#eritual#ninqztual#foraddy#rhitag#analook#oorieri#maretag#rinblr#simizone#maddieblr#heyykass#pink jjong 🥹🩷#filed under: requests that feel like they were catered to me
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endless list of random motogp things - marc marquez + being fed by other people
#motogp#marc marquez#andrea dovizioso#carlos sainz#my gifs#*#motogpthings#493#5593#yes it counts even if carlos is there#filed under : gayest motorsport part three#100#200#300#400#500#600
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unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality
au belongs to @pluck-heartstrings !! if u havent read or caught up u totally should <3 (sorry for the tag)
#pluck my heartstrings#dca fandom#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf security breach au#fnaf au#fnaf daycare au#fnaf dca#something something fairytale princess#the 2nd pic is the gradient map under that i think looks cool#kind of like out of a story book yk??#anyways im gonna go eat cereal#the first thing i did was wake up and finish this lmao#heavily referenced “sleeping beauty” by louis sussman hell-born !!#the sculpture is gorgeous and the latest pmh chapter still has me in shambles#i am not ready for any of the endings good or bad fuck#i had intentions to clean this up and line it once the “warm up” got this far but i did NAWT have enough energy for that#pingdoobles#ALSO THANK YOU FOR 500 FOLLLWS IN 3 MONTHS?? MIND BOGGLING RN
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Fans: Hey Jay, whats your favorite thing to do?
Jason: Well. I really like to-
Dc: SUFFER
Fan: I didn't ask you-
Dc: HE LIKES TO SUFFER
#batfam headcanons#bat family#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#bat brothers#dick grayson#red hood#tim drake#incorrect batfamily#incorrect jason todd#jason todd incorrect quotes#jason todd deserves better#incorrect red hood quotes#red hood incorrect quotes#dc#dc titans#dc robin#dc please give him a break#my boy deserves better#batman#batman wayne family adventures#incorrect batman quotes#under the red hood#cardinalcrap#500+
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dudebros have orv wrong, it's not a solo leveling rival, it is a solo leveling lover! orv loves solo leveling, it loves level up with the gods, it loves regressor's instruction manual, it loves i'm the max level newbie!! it loves greek myths and korean history and psychology papers and chinese legends and ancient literature as much as it loves repetitive regression isekai cashgrabs!!! it loves the best AND the worst stories the world has to offer!!! it loves all the stupid trashy stories that are worth less than the bug under the soles of your shoes because even shitty stories can have meaning when it has a reader that loves it despite or even because of all its annoying shitty overused cliché repetitive tropes!! it owes its existence to those stories!!! that's the essence of orv, all stories are meant to be loved, if not by you then by someone!!!!
#orv#the only thing it hates are plagiarism and illegal readers and sssss-grade infinite regressor which technically falls under plagiarism#but also not really please read orv chapter 500 above to understand
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"why don't you want him to know how much you love him?" "that's a little personal. he knows." "uh-huh."
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armand#the vampire armand#loumand#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#alice molloy#must preface that NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO USE THIS FOR LDPDL HATE PURPOSES#even though louis (well both of them lbr) clearly had communication and commitment issues#armand directed a play that would KILL louis all because he was self conscious that louis didn't love him enough#anyway this is just one interpretation of the 'alice rejected daniel's proposal' convo scene#cause i see soo many people ask 'why did armand say all that' (and have wondered so myself)#even though we cant rule out the possibility that devil's minion happened in the past and that this was armandaniel history tease#armand could be projecting his choice re: louis and the trial onto alice's choice here#similar to how daniel was projecting his feelings about paris onto claudia in this same episode#i just think this would make sense thematically w armand's arc this season#(ie revealing what a deeply insecure and selfish and fucked up lover he is under his guise as a 500 yo devoted and caring husband)#armand 🤝 lestat: i will love you and i will hurt you. if i cant have you then i will break you#[plays under your spell by desire] whats the difference between love and obsession and desire? do you think this feeling could last forever#c.txt#mine#'she didnt think she could trust you' sounds like a YOU problem buddy#and then armand realizes he was wrong too late and bro was SCRAMBLING#the start of something beautiful aka failmarriage!!! :D
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locklyle + hands: part 2 [part 1]
#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#lockwoodandcoedit#anthony lockwood#anthonylockwoodedit#lucy carlyle#lucycarlyleedit#locklyle#locklyleedit#smallscreensource#tvedit#userpickles#pearlcaddyedit#pearlcaddy l&co#500#about to be in a three week intense deadline mode for final thesis submission so idk how much giffing i'll be doing but wanted to post this#all the casual arm touches get to me#esp gif five the black library one where she grips his arm only for them to go in different directions??#the intimacy and trust in their hands!!! like her dragging him up the stairs in gif seven#the hands under her arms as he lifts her up in gif nine#god his hand on her shoulder in gif 13 as he tries to stop her choking--esp the gentle hand in contrast to how frantic his face is#their hands touching on his thigh in gif 14#and then her holding his hip in the last gif which i don't think people have lost their minds over enough
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