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Uncle Mac's Thanksgiving Glow
“I can’t believe Uncle Mac is making you all work on Thanksgiving night!”
“Maybe I wouldn’t believe it if it wasn’t the busiest day of the year, but it’s not a bad way to spend the holiday. It’s like getting to be with a bunch of families instead.” The twang in Ben’s voice helped to hide the mix of emotions over the phone. Days like this it was impossible to not think about his family, even after all these years. His parents decided they didn’t want anything to do with him anymore once he came out, and he’s been making a new life for himself ever since. He can’t help but picture being back at that dinner table on Thanksgiving night with his cousins but being at the diner really did help to help the wound. He was grateful for the real love in his life.
Ben and Lance had a new Thanksgiving tradition of hanging out with this father-son duo who found the restaurant some years ago looking for someone to cook them something special for Turkey Day. The story was sweet, and the dad- Whit- always started his tellings saying “I wish you all could have met my Sarah. She was an excellent cook. Food was her love language, the same way it’s all yours.”
Lance wonders sometimes if it was exactly the same as two feeders, but the results are pretty damning. Whit was big like a parade balloon when we first met him. His weight was in the mid 300s, and he carried most of it in a round gut that walked into every room before the rest of him. She also seems to have completely beat out any impulse of picking food beyond whatever sounds good and filling (and probably fattening). On the other hand, when you look at his son Walter, it’s clear that Sarah was good about keeping her boys fed. He was a puffy guy who had a magnetic attraction to anything sweet. He was noticeably smaller than his dad though; his weight was probably still in the 200s.
Whit and Walter started coming to Uncle Mac’s their first Thanksgiving without Sara. They said they wanted a homely holiday with all their favorite traditional foods: mashed potatoes, stuffing, and tons of gravy. They enjoyed watching regulars file in on the holiday, watching them hug on their way too and from dinner with their families. Friends crowding around the TV screen for football. The waiters treated them with all the care and love in the world. Most importantly: everyone loved their food. Whit liked hearing all the customers with their Thanksgiving plans.
“This year we have to go to have dinner with the in-laws and the food is always brutal. It’s always some fad health food that their trainers told them will be good for them. The stuff isn’t meant for human consumption, I tell you. It’s disgusting. Might as well sneak out for a real meal so I won’t be hangry like I was last year.”
“My wife has me on a diet right now, and apparently she was serious about not letting me cheat for Thanksgiving because she had something about every morsel of food on my plate. I shouldn’t be eating this, that’s too much, don’t over do it. Like damn, this is the one day on the calendar where it is okay to over do it a little.”
The men of Uncle Mac’s reminded them of all the joy that Sarah served them with their food, and now there was a place that appreciated fat men like them.
After spending an evening at Uncle Mac’s, food became an emotional touchpoint for Whit and Walter. It brought back memories of happy times and made new happy ones. Food was like a constant source of warm fuzzy happy memories that they could press over and over again. And without the guided hand and home cooking of Sarah, the boys were okay with eating anything. Gone were the feasts with balanced meals and in came all the trash they could possibly want. Stacks of pizza boxes, platters of ribs, and quesadillas and burritos wrapped in aluminum foil. Delivery and take out became their best friends. It didn’t take them long until they were regulars at all their favorite restaurants, and the cashiers knew their names.
They’re having fun. For the first time since Sarah’s death, they are having a good time. If food is what brings them together, then so be it. Whit loved bringing home giant bags of burgers if it means getting to see his boy smile. Walter liked encouraging his dad to have a big dessert as a midnight snack before bed. Neither of them ever take the bold step of shooting down a food idea. An extra couple boxes of wings with their pizza? Why not? A stop for ice cream on the way from the grocery store? Sounds good.
But after a while, these aren’t treats anymore. It’s the new normal. Walter and Whit systematically eroded their willpower until food was their focus all the time. They never said no. Walter bought something every time he passed a food court or a vending machine on campus. Whit was always eating the snacks in the break room.
Day after day, week after week, the calories went in and they didn’t disappear. Whit and Walter’s chunk frames started packing on pounds at breakneck speed. The waiters at Uncle Mac’s are experts at seeing guys get big; their estimates said they were gaining somewhere around 15 pounds a month. They were spiraling out of control, faster than they could even register. It seemed that every time they stopped by, they were always squeezed into shirts that couldn’t cover their whole belly and pants tight enough to outline the rolls inside their upper thighs. Raul thought it was cute that they still tried to squeeze themselves into the normal sized booths even though they could only fit if they sat on the same side and pushed the table back.
When the coats came off in the spring and they saw just how much rounder they had become from months of binging, the waiters at Uncle Mac’s were in a dilemma. It was obvious that no one was willing to be honest to Whit and Walter about just how much they had grown. They theorized that their friends were apprehensive to tell them how fragile they were emotionally right now. After all, the most important woman in their lives had died just a few months ago, who were they to say ‘move on with your lives and put down the fork, you’re comfort eating yourselves into immobility’?” According to their inside straw poll, not them. The vote came out five votes to four, so they all agreed to keep their mouths shut.
Lucky for the losing side of the argument, reality finally crashed through by the next time they came in a couple months later. Someone was doing a presentation in one of Walter’s classes and they had to use a different room for the day. Unlike the sturdy industrial metal ones he was used to, these were cheap plastic with attached armrests and desks. It was still wider than a lot of other chairs with armrests, so Walter thought he stood a good chance of being able to squeeze in. He leaned back to drop his body into the cup of the chair and got stuck. Really what happened is his love handles were too wide to slide into the chair. Thinking it had just been a fluke, Walter tried to push on the creaking chair to let him settle in. He was closer, but nowhere near the bottom. The creaking of the chair got louder. Walter slowly slid down and the plastic around his ass was starting to bend and warp. Snap! Walter looked down and a big new hole appeared. Snap! Snap! Snap! Now there’s multiple holes and one of the armrests and has almost entirely popped off. Crackle! Pop! Thud! The force of Walter falling to the floor shook the whole classroom from the chairs to the walls. All of the eyes in the room began to focus on him. The window of the door was filled with people peering in to find the source of the thunderous vibration.
When Walter came home and told his dad, the older man couldn’t help but feel bad as he searched for the scale. How could he have let things get like this? He looked down at his own body and thought about how lucky he had been to not have to go through something just as embarrassing. The yoga ball sized gut that sat in his lap all day was growing just like the pillows around his arms and moobs that kept him from ever putting them down at his size. Whit slid out the scale and let Walter step on. After a few tense seconds and a brief struggle to see the result past their billowing bellies, Walter read out:
“Error. Guess we’ve outgrown this old thing too, huh, Dad?”
Whit nodded in response. “Yeah, I think this has a capacity of around 300, so we’re going to need something pretty serious to replace it.”
So they went into the supermarket and stood on the industrial scales before the crowd bustling around them. The dial was big enough for them to see with ease and big enough for anyone passing by to get a glimpse of the number too. Walter stepped on the scale and the needle went flying into the 300s, landing squarely at 376. Whit took a deep breath before taking his turn. The number couldn’t be any worse than the feeling of the weight on his chest when he lays on his chest, he reasoned. The step onto the platform revealed the number: 487. Just one good meal short of 500.
“Walter, I’m so sorry. I’m supposed to be the one taking care of us and now look at us.”
“But Dad, you did take care of me. So maybe we’re not fitness models, but I’m okay. You kept joy in my life when it wasn’t a guarantee at all. If you don’t believe me, then we’ll have to go somewhere people really know us so they can tell you.”
Walter brought his dad to Uncle Mac’s and explained the whole situation. The waiters were frankly relieved to be able to talk out the guys’ weight freely. Now they could offer actually useful advice.
“There is nothing wrong to look for something comforting in the aftermath of a traumatic event like the love of your life dying. Unhealthy would be picking up drinking or crime or trying to suppress the emotions until they explode.” Taylor explained as he took their order and added an extra appetizer to the order.
“And there’s nothing wrong with getting big and being fat. We happen to like guys that way, and we’re not the only ones.” Lance said as he dropped off their food.
“The real problem,” Ben insisted as he passed out dessert, “is that you lived in denial for such a long time and tried to pretend you were just the same as stick thin guys. You need to live fat guy lives. You need to get clothes that fit and stop trying to sit in flimsy chairs. Listen to Raul and stop trying to squeeze in between things like your ass can’t knock things over before you know it exists. Even if you tried dieting, which I don’t think will work that well but let’s assume, you won’t be thin tomorrow. You still have to live in the giant bodies you have right now. You might as well get used to it. You’re fat guys who enjoy their food, live it up.”
Whit wasn’t entirely sure he trusted the guys at Uncle Mac’s first, but he decided to give it a try. He started small by buying a seat belt extender for his car (because it had been a long time since he got that to buckle). Then he tried using two chairs to support his weight and avoiding plastic seats. When he went a full week without hearing something creak under him, he was convinced. He invested in buying new big and tall furniture for his house, rearrange everything to get rid of the narrow corners, he even switched out his belts at work for suspenders and found out that he was a lot more comfortable and ate more when he didn’t have a belt digging into him all the time. With just a couple alterations, Whit has turned the house into a haven for the two fat boys who call it home.
Cool air and the smell of stuffing rolled around again just three months later. Thanksgiving reappeared and the waiters were looking to see all their favorite faces. When Walter and Whit waddled in, Raul gasped. It was the kind of transformation that gainers could never get on purpose. They were gigantic. Their faces had gotten so inflated, they almost looked like different people. And when they ate, it was like they had unlocked different people. Gone were the timid guys who casually worked through half a chicken as a snack. Now they mowed through the food like true pigs. If something managed to spill out their mouth, they were coming behind it with a piece of bread and licking their fingers. They couldn’t get enough no matter how much they order.
Ben and Lance looked on as they observed what had become of the timid two who had walked in the year before looking for a little TLC. When Whit popped a button off of his shirt, a wide small spread across Walter’s face and that was the moment they knew. Walter was beaming with pride watching his dad get so big. Whit smiled back at his son. These were two more of Uncle Mac’s pigs, forever changed.
Two Thanksgivings later, Walter and Whit were waddling through the door once again with bright smiles on their faces. They said hello to everyone they saw, now knowing the names of so many of the other regulars. As happy as they were, the sweat forming on their brow in the cool November air was proof that the distance from their car was not such a casual trip anymore. A space on the benches in the waiting area appeared for the pair of them.
Walter is now one of the biggest guys in the whole restaurant, and people treated him like the massive superchub he was. It’s an impressive feat to cross the 600 pound mark before the age of 23. The only reason he seemed to stick in some people’s minds as smaller than he actually was, was because he always came in with his dad. Whit is so big now, every step seems like a triumph. Immobility is knocking on the door all the time and there’s no telling when it will come. He still wouldn’t miss being at the diner though.
Lance and Ben took care of their old friends and let them chow down as the food came out. Their orders were too big to fit on the table anyway, so at least this way they have time to sit and chat while they eat.
“I can’t believe you wake up every morning and still drag your 750 pound body into work everyday. That’s dedication.” Lance said.
“Well I like what I do, and besides how else are we going to keep food on the table if folks don’t go to work?” Whit responded.
“This is his coded way of saying that he doesn’t want me at home taking care of him,” Walter said.
“What do I need him home for? He’s not that much better than me at being able to pick things up off the ground or walking long or medium distances. He’s a young guy who has better things to do than hang around his old man like start his career.” Whit explained. Ben couldn’t help but chuckle. “Ben, you’ve got a good head on your shoulders. Would your dad put your life on pause like that?”
Ben’s eyes opened wide. “Oh I wouldn’t trust my dad’s opinion on anything.”
“He raised you. He must have done a decent job somewhere along the way. I bet he’s proud to have a son like you walking around.”
“My dad cut me out of his life some years ago. I haven’t heard from my family in forever.”
Whit cupped Ben’s face in his hand and said, “Well know that I’m so very proud of you. I’m glad to have you as my family. I know you’re busy at work, but know you’d always be welcome at our table for Thanksgiving.”
“Thank you.”
“Any time son. Now be a good boy and get your folks a glass of the sweet potato pie milkshake,” Whit said.
Ben laughed and said, “Yes sir. Comin’ right up.”
#gay gainer#wg story#encourager#gainer fiction#gainer story#bhm#glorifying obesity#bhm weight gain#fat bhm#thanksgiving#tummy tuesday#Uncle Mac's
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it’s been 6 years exactly nd i apologize for everything about this
[tw: implied csa]
#i did not work on this fr 6 yrs obvio i jst hated what i did originally nd dropped it forever#bt like last month i thought abt it again nd realized that 6 year promise was coming up….so i debased myself#i still hate this so much :) but i forced myself to do it#rip to the 100 odd ppl who were xcited abt this when i originally posted the sneak peek#i rly wanted to try making something long but i think i shdnt do that n e more lmfaoo#thers a significant quality drop on lots of pages i never quite got around to finalizing n time. sorry. sorry sorry sorryyy#iasip#always sunny#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds#mac mcdonald#mac macdonald#charden#chardennis#trash trio#charmacden#deetress if u squint#fanart#mine#i want to xplore the chardeetress part of their hs more i rly lov that trio#also also i totally lied in the original post talking abt ‘these 3 suffering’ it was always focused on the charden trauma connection#sorry mac girlies#i hav complex feelings regarding mac's involvement n th uncle jack side of charlie's childhood#but they r not on display here#gnna hav to draw some cute bb charmac to repent and to self sooth aftr this#1k
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RDR2 RELATIONSHIP CHART!
free to use, just credit me if you do :) (also tag me if you use it for rdr2 oc's i'd love that hehe)
Young Jack ver ⤴️
Old Jack ver ⤵️
notes cuz i love overthinking shit :
EVERYONE except Micah, Sadie and Kieran have both little hair thingies
for Micah it's cuz....yknow. he's not really part. he's the rat. doesn't even have one of the two.
For Sadie and Kieran they have 1 since they are part of the gang, they just happened to join later
I changed some people's design a little bit but it's minor changes that don't mean much just me fixing up stuff
Molly and Grimshaw's eye-makeup-thingies are the same (cuz yknow. Dutch.) Molly's hair doesn't naturally do the Little Hair Thing, she has to do it every morning, hence why it's...oddly curly (this time not because she's not part of the gang, but because she feels the need to have it. maybe Dutch will love her if she does. if she's like the rest.)
I decided to make older Jack have a few things from other characters who are theorized to be his dad (lol. i don't believe those theories just for the record, i think Jack is John's kid, i just like stirring the pot HJKASJKHASGASG)
Jenny is like that cuz we never see her apart from a drawing, so i thought i should make her all sketchy and silly
Mac is. a fucking square. we never see that mf.
Karen has 3 freckles instead of 3 cuz she's quirky and not like the other girls (no but fr)
i tried to keep it right side people who would agree most with Dutch after Dutch...? if that makes sense? so yknow Micah is first, then Bill, etc. from the left side is the people who agreed the most with Arthur/John...so Hosea, Charles, lenny, etc.
Arthur facing John, Hosea facing Dutch, Charles facing Micah is on purpose teehee (Kieran is also kinda facing Mary-Beth but you can call bullshit and i'll accept it)
Jack is the only boyo between the women cuz he stands with his momma
i thought Arthur and John's hat bonking was p funny
idk what else to say, i've probably forgoren a lot but idc so...
these designs are 100% not perfect but i am p satisfied with most overall, lemme know what you think!
also....
i don't have any fucking clue why person's eyes are the only ones like that please someone fix him whats wrong with him help get him eye contacts or something PLEASE--
#rdr2#arthur morgan#john marston#dutch van der linde#micah bell#bill williamson#javier escuella#davey callander#mac callander#leopold strauss#jenny kirk#mary beth gaskill#susan grimshaw#molly oshea#jack marston#abigail roberts#abigail marston#karen jones#sadie adler#tilly jackson#josiah trelawny#kieran duffy#orville swanson#uncle rdr2#simon pearson#sean mcguire#lenny summers#charles smith#hosea matthews#rdr2 fanart
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“And more steak sticks!🥩
He’s so me fr
#audhd character honestly#he’s my hero i fear#let the grown ass man have his mac and cheese#he eats beige food I just know it#feeds the boys all manner of veg and he lives on potato chips and pasta#best uncle#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#donald duck#disney#disney tva#ducktales spoilers#ducktales gifs#gif set#the three caballeros#panchito pistoles#jose carioca#huey duck#scrooge mcduck#ducktales season 2#the town where everyone was nice
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I will not sit in some villa for the rest of my days, rotting and remembering.
#marcus x esca#the eagle#the eagle 2011#the eagle of the ninth#marcus flavius aquila#esca mac cunoval#donald sutherland#channing tatum#jamie bell#filmgifs#moviegifs#filmedit#perioddramaedit#cinematv#edit: eagle#uncle aquila#my edit#I love this stupid noble roman so much.
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2x03 // 2x10 // 12x07 // 15x08 // 16x02
↳ Charlie + father figures
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#charlie kelly#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#frank reynolds#ada's gifs#ada speaks#16x02 is a rough watch for me because i feel bad for charlie more than anything#with the scene with his mom earlier and then this. he just lost his bio dad and he's sitting here watching mac snub his uncle#charlie's dad wasn't there for him. charlie's uncle is a predator. charlie stayed behind to parent his own mother.#he does want a father figure. he knows mac does too.#just like in 2x10 mac takes everything he has for granted and doesn't realize how lucky he is#charlie would have taken a shitty dad over no dad
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sunny is going to go full tragedy mode this season with all the charlie and uncle jack build up and impending Mac and Dennis catastrophe. I can feel it. The narrative is dooming us fr
#charlie kelly#its always sunny#always sunny#frank reynolds#mac mcdonald#dee reynolds#dennis reynolds#its always sunny in philadelphia#iasip shitpost#iasip#macdennis#macden#mac x dennis#uncle jack
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McDonaldland characters (1975)
#mcdonaldland characters#ronald mcdonald#mayor mccheese#big mac#hamburglar#professor#grimace#uncle o'grimacey#captain crook#gobblins#mcdonald's#fast food mascots#70s advertising#seventies#1975
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January 31, 2024
Today Fourteen went to the shop in his pajamas with Rose to buy spiral macaroni and cheese.
#important note: rose was also in her pajamas#it was an uncle-niece hangout#shoutout to my work bestie for extolling the wonders of spiral mac n cheese#doctor who#fourteenth doctor#david tennant#dw specials#tenth doctor#rose noble
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SUGGESTIVE AUDIO || NOT SHIP
More LMK Sitcom AU content! This time with Mac and Xiaotian. I drew this yesterday after work because this audio possessed my brain for six hours. If I didn't do something, then either I would still be plagued by it, or the idea would die. I might as well take the opportunity to draw lmk content when it arises(just need to get motivation for that other idea I had before this). Enjoy!
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#lego monkie kid#lmk macaque#lmk#lmk au#lmk sitcom au#sitcom au#lmk mk#lmk macaque fanart#lmk mac#lmk mk fanart#art#digital#digital art#digital drawing#artist on tumblr#i forgot to do transitions to make it flow better but it's too late now#mac isn't really his uncle since SWK isn't really his dad in this au#closest to what he'd be near the end would be brother-in-law#but until than mk jokes that Mac's the new uncle to his uncle squad#lmk soysauce duo
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Uncle Mac's Football Fans
You can find more episodes of Uncle Mac's here or start with the brand new one below!
Looking at the group of guys gathered in the restaurant it was hard for Jason to not feel proud. His little side project may not have been the kind of work that a foundation would pay for, but it was still a good service. Whenever he looked down at his soft middle, he was sure that he was doing the right thing. Retirement was hitting him hard. After a few years playing professional football, it was time for him to take off the helmet for good. But the challenge for every retired player is not blowing up like a blimp now that you’re not exercising like a maniac. The challenge is even harder for guys like Jason who are big and were always encouraged to eat and stay big. He already had a nice sized gut sitting in his lap and it was only going to grow. He knew that one day he was going to be just like them: massively pudgy beyond most people’s understanding. Not a single one of these men were under 350 pounds, and Jason had crossed over into 300 himself just a couple months. Some day soon he was going to be the one eating faster than he can size up at the men's department.
Maybe that’s why when he heard Scott’s story he was so immediately drawn to help out. Scott had been a fan of the local team for decades, even before he moved into town. Someone was kind enough to gift Scott with season tickets so he could watch them play in person for the first time. When he got to the stadium, he found out that the seats were all too small for him to squeeze into. Scott had to forfeit his tickets and miss the game because the tiny plastic chairs wouldn’t accommodate for his pillowy love handles enough for his cellulite-ridden ass to sit down. Scott obviously couldn’t stand and watch the whole game. One of the local stations decided to interview him and he looked like a stereotype. There were ketchup and mustard stains from his hot dogs. He was drenched in sweat; he wasn’t used to doing all this walking around anymore, especially in the late summer sun. When Jason laid eyes on Scott, he knew he needed to do something.
Jason’s first idea was to head to the front office and demand change. They quickly explained to him that they would not install wider seats and reduce the capacity and thereby sell less tickets. They dismissed him just after laughing at the idea of trying to switch out the whole stadium for fat people.
His next idea was to go to the seat of fat men’s power: Uncle Mac’s restaurant. Uncle Mac’s was notorious for accommodating big guys and granting their wishes. Usually it was a food related wish, but still. Jason wasn’t allowed to come here most of the year while he was playing, so it felt like a treat just getting to smell the sugary salty air. Mac seemed excited just to have Jason in his restaurant.
“Well if it isn’t number 57, just like Heinz! What brings you on in?”
“I had a pitch for you, but if you keep me in here too long, I’m going to have to take a snack break.”
Mac gave Jason a pat on the gut. “Well we could always start with food and do the business while you eat. You’re here first thing in the morning, I could get you some biscuits and gravy, maybe some chicken and waffles.”
“I do love your fried chicken.”
“And we always serve real pieces of chicken, not tenders.”
“Maybe put in an order with a side of hashbrowns.”
Within moments, one of the waiters brought two platters into the office. Mac watched Jason chow down like he was watching a strip tease. He had heard the rumors about Mac; he knew what was happening. Mac might not like football, but he thought Jason was hot. Jason explained his next idea: a football fan club for the super obese. The team would advertise Uncle Mac’s as the place to go for everyone who couldn’t waddle into a seat for a home game.
Mac was scared the drunken fans might scare off his usual brunch clientele, but agreed to a trial run season on one condition: Jason must eat a meal at the restaurant every week. A meal a week doesn’t seem like much if you don’t know about Uncle Mac’s cooking. Uncle Mac made some of the most addictive calorie-laden food in the country. Jason could hear the warnings from his old coaches and his wife in the back of his head. He licked the syrup and crumbs off his fingers and agreed to it.
At the first meeting of the fan club, Jason almost felt a little secure in his deal. Jason watched some of the biggest guys he had ever seen waddle through the door. The waiters were on a first name with most of the guys. They shuffled around to give them reinforced seats and still he heard furniture groan under the weight. If too many of them jumped to their feet at once, it shook the whole restaurant. Jason finally got to meet Scott who had put on some more weight in the month since the debacle. His tent-sized jersey was actually getting small. It rode up at the bottom, exposing stretch marks across the fresh flab. Jason figured that once a week would still keep him away from being the size of these guys. After all, their order were far bigger than his. One guy ate corn dogs non-stop the whole first quarter just to order a meal afterwards with Uncle Mac’s usual giant portions.
Every week, Jason had a platter with the game and watched in bewilderment as the waiters cheered on their increasing growth. The waiters marked every single sign of weight gain: popped buttons, snapped belts, a new double chin. The whole restaurant would erupt in thunderous applause if one of the chairs gave out under someone. Every time it happened, it made the waiters push out more food at the next game. Jason and the rest of the fan club would keep absentmindedly chewing on every fat-riddled snack as long as football was on. Mac would make up specials just for his increasingly hungry fan club. Jason thought he was just a passive observer until one day it was his turn.
The week before Christmas, Jason was making plans now that it looked like the team was going to the playoffs. He was walking past the section of booths when another big guy was coming down the aisle. Without thinking, Jason goes:
“Excuse me, let me just squeeze past you.” Jason turned sideways and knocked a set of silverware off the table. He bent over and a memory flashed in his mind from that morning. Trying to jump and yank those pants over his thighs and ass had rattled the windows. His poor wife had to help him button them up because they would not snap closed and he couldn’t see under his belly. A little extra tension on those pants was too much for those threads. The crackling sound of the rip made the whole restaurant turn around. Jason scooped up the silverware and then scurried away.
That was not the most embarrassing moment of his first year, though. The week of the conference final at the end of January, Jason got a message saying they wanted to honor him with an award at the next game. He happily obliged and found some new tailored clothes for the occasion. Nevermind that the tailoring actually made all the fold of his moobs and belly more pronounced for national television. No, the worst was when he was lined up with some of the greats of his team and they gave them special seats. Jason lowered himself and realized that he was having a little difficulty. The hard plastic pinched at his sides. His ass wouldn't quite settle. Jason realized that now he was just like Scott. He was now the giant fat man too big to enjoy football in the stadium, and anyone with a screen could watch it happen in real time.
Mac immediately sent him a text that read, “You are officially an Uncle Mac’s spokesperson. The restaurant is yours as many seasons as you want it or at least as long as you can waddle through my doors. Look at everyone who came!”Mac sent a picture where every corner of the frame was filled with an ocean of fat wearing the tattered remains of team merch they had outgrown. Even Scott was grinning with his ass overflowing two chairs and a pair of team sweatpants with giant holes where his thighs had worn down the fabric. Mac sent another text, “We have the old jersey you didn’t finish busting through waiting on you.”
Jason looked down the row and saw some of the other fat guys trying to adjust their flab in the narrow seats. He called out, “Hey, who wants a bit to eat?”
#uncle mac's#gainer story#gainer fiction#gay gainer#wg story#bhm#encourager#glorifying obesity#death feederism
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I’m sorry, Dennis is controlling the WHAT inside Macs WHAT
#losing my mind#i actually think the episode sucked. like all the stuff with frank and Charlie and uncle Jack really fic king sucked#but uhh ???? good for Mac and Dennis I guess????#iasip#macdennis#iasip s16#j.talking
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charden is v important to me bcuz they recognize their traumas n each othr...
#charden#chardennis#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds#iasip#always sunny#fanart#mine#my backstory for this is its around uncle jacks bday nd bonnie is once again letting him stay w them to celebrate (:\)#so charlie comes to school lookin rough probs stayd up all night nd huffd glue jst coping nd den Knows tht type of rough#nd kinda wordlessly comforts him in a free moment....#im such a ffag#n e way this is how im imagining them as hs seniors#T kickin in fr charles....im fully nto th tboy (/nb) charlie headcanon by now#im forcing myslf to dra bettr cuz i like charden sooooooo much#nd want to b able to draw em a bit oldr than i draw mac nd charlie...nd my stupid cutesy artsyle isnt good @ that#but now den looks TOO old i feel like lmfgkjhng i struggle#ANYWAYS hi im posting another draft i had 👀#still hoping to color my comic soon. last day of the job today! my body is destroyed from it :')
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chat i've decided to download the sims again and make the vndlnd gang but also they're gonna be mostly non-human
here's the list so far but do give me opinions plz (also i feel like im forgetting people ough help)
werewolves :
hosea, bill, john, jack, abigail, sadie, tilly, sean, mac n davey(?
vampires :
dutch, molly n grimshaw (turned vampire by dutch), micah?, javier, strauss, lenny?
spellcaster : trelawny, charles, arthur, karen, mary, pearson???,
human : uncle, maybe pearson??, kieran????? (he's gonna be a horse rancher for sure tho)
#rdr2#arthur morgan#kieran duffy#john marston#mac callander#charles smith#abigail marston#jack marston#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#bill williamson#sadie adler#tilly jackson#sean mcguire#molly o'shea#susan grimshaw#micah bell#javier escuella#leopold strauss#lenny summers#josiah trelawny#simon pearson#uncle rdr2#rdr2 community#the sims 4
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Third post attempt’s the charm…?
Not the usual style on my blog but it’s the main style I have outside of the blog so u might see more of it
#fgo#fate grand order#fate series#fate#fergus mac roich#that’s MY cool uncle / father figure#GET BEHIND ME FERGUS
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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Season 12
Okay, and I have feelings! Of course I have feelings! I have big feelings, okay? And it hurts.
#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#sunny#always sunny#dennis reynolds#mac#mac mcdonald#charlie kelly#dee reynolds#frank reynolds#sunnygifs#s12#macdennis#the gang#mrs. mac#bonnie kelly#uncle jack
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