#captain crook

[atomic-chronoscaph]

McDonaldland characters (1975)

[baileyartblog]

I have a question I headcanon captain crook as Hamburglar’s dad whats your opinion on that?😓

counterthought

[mcdonaldlandcomic]

part 8: epilogue

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[the-witch-of-woods-beyond]

sometimes it hurts me to remember that's s2 of s&b completely disregarded inej’s arc. because her biggest fear wasn’t that kaz and her couldn’t fall in love or touch - it was that she was afraid to become useless to him, afraid of what her parents would think of her, of what she though of herself, of what she wanted. and then they just wrote her off on somebody else’s ship when kaz was the one who bought that ship for her, the ship that she was captain off, that she used to hunt slavers so nobody would be hurt like she was hurt after kaz reunited her with her parents.

[banilikesfictionalpeople]

Inej: You know, I really like crime documentaries

Kaz, trying to impress her: I have been a prime suspect in over 50 murder cases

[feralipadkid]

i think we need a “the adventures of captain ghafa” graphic novel. i would KILL for a comic book that follows inejs journey hunting down slavers.

[iunderstoodthatreference7]

Meanwhile, in Ketterdam…

Inej: Kaz! Did you kill that stadwatch guard!?

Kaz: when?

Inej: …this week

Kaz: Wednesday?

Inej: no, it was on Tuesday

Kaz: then no, I didn’t

Inej:

Inej:

Inej: so. What were you doing on Wednesday?

[lunarthecorvus]

Inej running from the law (the law sucks)

[whosthatfunkyrat]

Sorry but-

The fact that not only did Kaz purchase Inej her ship to leave and be free and follow her dreams but ALSO bought berth 22 as an invite to Come back and see him again so she’d know she was always welcome and always had a Place to Be.

Anyways-😭

[my4ththerapist]

people making ‘I will have you without your armour kaz brekker’ into his aversion to touch *cough cough netflix show cough cough* makes me so unbelievably violent

Like I literally hate you

ITS A FUCKING METAPHORE INEJ ALSO HAS AVERSION TO TOUCH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[jazzkrebber]

I am a firm believer that while Inej is away at sea, she sends Kaz weekly letters about her endeavors. sometimes she attaches a package, often including a new hat for him, but no matter what, he always keeps every single one. it doesn't matter if she wrote 15 pages or 1 paragraph. they all go in a box he keeps in his room, and he reads them over and over when he's missing her too much. just to see her handwriting again

[mcdonaldlandcomic]

Part 7: Birdie (Reprise)

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[skepticalcatfrog]

"Her heart was a river that carried her to the sea." -Crooked Kingdom, chapter 44

[r-u-living]

The waffle incident took place on the 17 of June. The day Captain Ghafa should have docked for two weeks. Alas her ship was caught in a storm so her crew had to dock at a Ravkan port.

Kaz Brekker was reported had waiting at 5th harbour for three hours before he dissappeared and burst into Wylan Van Eck's estate where Wylan Van Eck, Jesper Fahey and a recently returned Nina Zenik.

They had been eating waffles waiting for Captain Ghafa and Kaz Brekker so when he picked the lock and kicked down a door to yell "INEJ ISNT THERE!" in the voice of a panicked teenager who's crush just texted them "Wyd?" Nina Zenik snorted waffles out her nose. Not much is known apart from that but we do know that a waffle ended up on the ceiling one on Mr Brekker's face and several in the garden.

The group was later heard arguing with snippets such as "No Jesper you CANNOT eat the waffle that is stuck the the ceiling." "Nina Zenik is that a strawberry in your hair?" "Wy I regret to say that WAFFLE FIGHT"

Several stadwatch were called to the scene but when the arrived the place was spotless and nobody was home.

It is still unsolved.

[ineffablelvrs]

BECAUSE FOUND FAMILIES SEPERATING KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY !!!!

[theriseandfallofshittyurls]

pov: ur a mercher coming home to ur mercher house but there are some scary kids waiting for you who just want to talk