#Uncle Crowley

[thedemon-crowley]

hey crowley! can you help me out rq?

-@echo-morningstar

Sure, what’s the problem, kid?

[name-s-are-not-important]

Duncan, very slowly and with great care: I have this strange feeling that I'm starting to include Horace in the family

Halt, who coincidentally adopted himself one child and incidentally got the whole flock as a bonus: That's how it always starts

Duncan: Huh?

Halt: Run while you can

Duncan:

Duncan: But he's a nice kid

Halt, dramatically: Too late

Cassandra, who had asked Crowley to ask Halt to talk to her father properly, to drag Horace home from Nihon Ja and is now hiding behind the door listening to the conversation:

Cassandra: Oh he's subtle, there's no question

Crowley, who went with her for the drama alone: Well, he’s trying

[shallowseeker]

Uncle Crowley, Amara, and the universe

One: It is indeed empty space. Even our selves are mostly empty space, no? Or at least so far as we understand the concept. So in a way, Amara feeling the emptiness is...true.

Two: Amara is precocious, and I love that. She's been getting a steady diet of fascism (videos of Hitler speeches, Nazism), but when her appetite grows bigger, Crowley pivots to trying to get her to read softer things. He know he's been playing with fire, and the fire's getting too hot.

He tries to give her Uncle Hoppity (Cute, because he's Uncle Crowley, ha!) But she prefers the other, more complicated book: Dante's Inferno.

She's like Jack in this way, really precocious, tapping into unseen energies, even reading Dante's Inferno, "in the original Italian."

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There's also something so interesting about Amara immediately resisting Crowley's cartoonishly villainous worldview in this episode. This foreshadow her rejecting him early and nearly completely.

In response to his lecture on how he sees their future, she immediate pushes back against his evil plan with a quirk or an eyebrow and a wry: Would you? You'd really be happy if everyone... was evil?

And there's something so interesting about characters like Crowley, like Lucifer, like Dumah who want to kidnap primordial powers and mold their arguably untamable natures.

But Amara instantly overpowers him not just in power but in intellect. She's smarter than him, and she knows it.

Young Amara: How when God created mankind, he really screwed it up. Every time I take in a soul, I feel how much emptiness there is. ... Young Amara: God made a world where people have to suffer, and then they die. Crowley: Unfortunately. Young Amara: But frankly, why would they want to live in such a world? Crowley: I salute your insight, cupcake. Yes, God's plan is hideously flawed. But you and I together? Well, we can shape things to our own world view. A place where, like the dinosaur, virtue is extinct, where the very air that we breathe is pure evil. Would you like that? Young Amara (nonplussed): Would you? You'd really be happy if everyone was evil? Crowley: Well...Actually, now I come to think of it, if everyone was dark and damned, wouldn't be much of a challenge. Watching a human reject the light and embrace depravity... Yes, well, that's where the gratification really is. Never gets old. This bemuses you? Young Amara: Good, evil, heaven, hell, people… It all seems so unimportant. Crowley: Well, I don't know that I'd say that. Young Amara: I don't think you're seeing the big picture. Crowley: Meaning what exactly? Young Amara (angry): Guess what, Uncle Crowley? I'm hungry. 11x03

Lastly, here's an interesting shot of Amara at the end of the episode. Make me think a little bit of 10x17 where Rowena is preparing a spell.

There's something about the cunning power of them...it won't be controlled.

[murphyoftheendless]

I adore this SO MUCH

I'm all over this. Feter Crowley lives rent free in my head forever

Someone invites Crowley over for shabbos after seeing him alone in the back row during service and he spends the next few decades making sure they get new shoes and gift baskets on the appropriate holidays. 

“Yeah, that’s uncle Crowley. His granddad had dinner with our family once and now his family’s just like weird cousins. Always wears black; he’s either orthodox or his whole family’s been very goth for, like, ever” –one of the family’s kids at torah study

[theirmadness]

for @ourcwnside, from here. ♡

❝ is there anything i can do? because it feels like no matter how hard i try, no matter which path i choose, i always end up here. ❞

it felt like everything had already been decided for her. free will was nothing but a joke to sabrina. she was looking for answers, but as she looks at crowley, she realises that he knows just about as much as she does, and it makes her laugh bitterly, the sound sad, despite the anger that is bubbling there, right underneath the surface. she's not angry at him, but she's angry at herself. at god. at her father. all she wants is to be a normal girl. and she knows she will never be that.

❝ i died, and i came back. i brought people back to life. and now everyone i love looks at me like i'm some kinda abomination. maybe i should just give up, give in. and do what my father expects me to. fulfil my destiny. whatever. what is the point in fighting any of it? ❞

she looks up at him with those big, sad eyes. she's expecting a demon to tell her to have hope, to keep fighting. surely, he'd be the one telling her to just give in, blow the horn of gabriel and start the goddamn apocalypse, right? but somehow, she has a feeling that isn't what crowley really wants, so that's why she turns to him. she somehow trusts this demon more than her own aunties, to tell her the right thing to do, right now. mostly because... she knows, deep down, he wouldn't judge her, either way. and that's what she needs.

[jawnlockblog]

the pair of rich guncles getting ready to go for their monthly opera outing

[arlospace]

COMING THIS FALL

Cold War spies? Epic car chases? Gay people?? This story's got it all!

A collab with the amazing @cassieoh for the @do-it-with-style-events Silver Screen Bang!

[thatonemarksheppardfan]

I absolutely LOVE this. They're adorable!

Supernatural

An AU (Guardianship!AU ?) in which Jack is raised not by four fathers, but by one Uncle Crowley. Crowley has experience in parenting (Gavin, Darkness), so he takes into account his past mistakes and tries to be a good guardian. He teaches Jack languages, magic and psychology, because Jack's father is the devil himself, who is very difficult to understand.

They spend their free time with the hellhounds because children benefit from interacting with animals xD By the way, I spied the design of the hellhounds from @thedaltonsfour Because he's wonderful!

with Castiel

[illuteridae]

don’t be sad mr crowley it’s nothin a nice cupperty can’t fix :^)

[redxmad]

I’m tired so my sketches are tired

[k1ranishf4]

Ah, yes. Finally, the full version

[By tardis_time_with_13 on Instagram]

[thedemon-crowley]

..So you’re basically just turning into everybody’s parent at this point?

Not…not everyone’s.

[name-s-are-not-important]

Modern AU Cassie and Uncle Crowley, what definitely happened

Cassie, playing in Crowley's office answers his phone: Uncle Crowley's office, hello?

Cassie:

Cassie, offended: You sound like a little girl yourself!

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Crowley, holding Cassie in his arms because, after a strange type at a diplomatic conference wanted to hug her in greeting, she bit the guy's hand: No, no, senator, we are BOTH offended at you and we are both leaving!

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Cassie, greeting Crowley after he left her in the office for a minute: You had your books very ugly, but you've got it nice now, Uncle, you're welcome.

Crowley:

Crowley, slowly looking at the new arrangement of his bookshelf: And will you please tell me by what criterion you arranged it?

Cassie: The coolness of the cover, duh!

Crowley:

Crowley: Thank you

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Duncan, looking in on Crowley's study with the papers and finding them both at his desk, both drinking juice from little carton boxes: Okay...

Duncan: And what wins now?

Crowley: Strawberry and cherry are the best so far

Cassie: Your lack of taste is worrying, Uncle

Crowley, slurping his juice through the straw with all of his dignity:

Duncan:

Duncan: Apple's way better

Cassie: SEE?

Crowley, not caring for their opinion anymore: You both don't know a thing about juice

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Crowley, stamping the documents with his Ranger Corps Commandant's stamp, next to him puts a potato stamp with the title 'The Bestest Uncle' cut out: And this is just for very special documents, please leave my potato stamp at peace and don't laugh or you won't deserve it ever in your life, understood?

[ineffableteeth]

I just realized, Aziraphale has been renting out that space for Maggie’s family since the 1920’s so he literally watched Maggie grow up

I can just imagine her getting so excited every time he would show up to buy some records and just running over to Aziraphale then Aziraphale would pick her up and baby-talk her to death because he’s happy to see her too

[random-twst-things]

Crowley: Perfect! Just the person I was looking for!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: 😐

Crowley: I acquire some assistance for an accident made in-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Hey Grimm?

Grimm: What?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ya know what sounds really good to eat right now?

Grimm: Tuna?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: no, roasted crow

Crowley: ...

Grimm: Roasted crow? Where ya gonna get a crow from?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh, don't worry, I know where we can find one veeerrryyy near

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning to look at Crowley with a smile: Reeaaally close 😀

Crowley: OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! It would seem the accident was mysteriously cleaned! Isn't that great? I must leave now! BYEEEE!!

Crowley, running away:

[princeluna]

I really really reallllly hope we get more Crowley and Muriel interactions in season 3. And possibly a friendship between the two of them. Muriel seems to like both Crowley and Aziraphale even though they aren’t supposed to.

How wonderful would it be if they could expand their social circle to others who don’t quite fit in line with heaven or hell?

I love how sweet he is here! And look how happy Muriel is to be acknowledged!