thedemon-crowley

[thedemon-crowley]

You can also talk to me! I like drinking and rebellion!

wil u guys evr lt me drnk

it luks so fun

uthr t33nz gt 2 undrage drnk

y not me :(

DRINKING IS NOT AS FUN AS IT APPEARS TO BE.

BUT, I SUPPOSE, IF YOU WANT TO TRY IT, WE CAN TALK TO FAMINE ABOUT A GOOD BAR TO TRY.

[thedemon-crowley]

ditch character ai. write fanfic. read fanfic. make a rp blog. send asks to a rp blog. you're too embarrassed? go anon. tell nobody its you. people aren't interacting? send yourself asks, send other people asks, reblog, share, get INVOLVED!! the community and humanity of it all is part of the buzz

if all that fails, stare at the ceiling and imagine it like your anatomy intended. u don't need that brainless algorithm; use your head !! it comes free !! included with your life !!

[thedemon-crowley]

If Silly Sleeping was an Olympic discipline, Sunny would win the gold.

[thedemon-crowley]

[Turns to the camera]

He’s sweet. That’s a 5 letter word!!!

Know what else is sweet?

Cyanide.

[thedemon-crowley]

Is Mr. Brown a good kisser?

How do you feel about moustaches?

[thedemon-crowley]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I’m not protesting at all! I’m just not telling.

[thedemon-crowley]

Did you or did you not fuck the carpet man?

Bloody hell. Why do you care?

[thedemon-crowley]

Did you fuck the carpet man or not.

What are you, a cop?!

[thedemon-crowley]

Proud of you

I'm being so mature <- grown woman who ate a sandwich without taking off the onions

[thedemon-crowley]

How do you feel about shag carpet? Wink wink, nudge nudge.

I prefer hard floors, generally speaking.

[thedemon-crowley]

Shag any salesmen recently?

Please, I’d hardly call Aziraphale a salesman.

A shopkeeper, sure, but definitely not a salesman.

[thedemon-crowley]

Any...interesting nights out recently?

Er, define interesting.

[thedemon-crowley]

I can tell you

Quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol.

What happened at the bar? 👀

Well now. It's rather rude to kiss and tell.

[thedemon-crowley]

Well, sure, but me and Aziraphale, specifically, have been arguing for over six thousand years. It’s basically a mutual hobby.

Did you have a good nap?

I did, in fact!

Spent a nice long time sitting around, smoking the Devil’s lettuce and miracling myself cocktails first, then slept on the sofa.

*He produces a nice, full vial with a flourish*

Voila!

[thedemon-crowley]

No we don’t! Only sometimes. If there’s some kind of…wrongdoing…or betrayal…

Did you have a good nap?

I did, in fact!

Spent a nice long time sitting around, smoking the Devil’s lettuce and miracling myself cocktails first, then slept on the sofa.

*He produces a nice, full vial with a flourish*

Voila!

[thedemon-crowley]

*Eye roll* We don’t argue that much!

Did you have a good nap?

I did, in fact!

Spent a nice long time sitting around, smoking the Devil’s lettuce and miracling myself cocktails first, then slept on the sofa.

*He produces a nice, full vial with a flourish*

Voila!