#UV Protected Case

[aidaessafi]

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[marzipanandminutiae]

honestly the positioning of common-sense sun protection- hats, parasols/sun umbrellas, sunscreen, etc. -as either prissy and affected or unnecessary anti-aging obsession is one of the most dangerous lines we've collectively been fed as a society, for 100 years now

like I get where it all started, I do. there ARE health benefits to sun exposure in moderation, those were starting to be understood around the 1910s, and the 1920s fancied themselves the inventors of science and Women Doing Things OutdoorsTM because of some discoveries made and voting rights gained around that time. tanning was the new miracle cure! it meant you were outdoors and active- with no consideration that the "active" part might be what made people feel good, not so much the endless sun exposure! it spoke to European or tropical holidays!

(if you were white. if you had natural, healthy dark skin, no dice; keep rubbing heavy metals on your body to look lighter. there's just no winning)

and unlike forcing factory workers to ingest radium and other harmful fads of the day, the negative effects took years to surface and weren't yet fully understood for what they were

but it took root so deeply that when sunscreen began gaining just a BIT of a foothold...it became associated with the kind of people who use special wrinkle-prevention straws. and some idiot who thinks skin cancer is caused by eating seed oils just reblogged one of my comments on the matter, linking a weird study that claims tanning-bed use is somehow good for you

god

we are never getting out of the Skin Damage Is Beautiful Industrial Complex, are we?

[alltimefail]

Never going to recover from this I fear

[ahmadmuneir]

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[lunarmystique2024]

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[stephanidftba]

From Sharon Astyk on Facebook:

Folks, if you haven't been wearing a mask regularly or consistently, but who oppose this administration I want to encourage you to start (folks who have been wearing them all along, let this one go, because this isn't about you.)

I know, I know, you don't want to - you don't want to be harassed, you've had covid twice and it wasn't that bad, you aren't that worried, so why would you do that?

1. Wearing a mask in public means that people who are protesting masked are normalized. If there are many people wearing masks in public spaces, they can't identify who is resisting easily. If masks are a proxy for resistance, as governments are calling them, then it is rather like the story of King Christian of Denmark donning the yellow star. So if you want to protect and support resistors, you can mask.

2. We are on our own with disease protection. RFK jr has been very clear he plans to make vaccines incredibly inaccessible to most Americans. Right now there are circulating cases of measles, TB, mumps, covid and below the radar bird flu (yes, that too) as well as other stuff. No one is going to give you a vaccine to prevent disease. No one is going to tell you when you or your kids are exposed to measles or tuberculosis or bird flu. They are not testing, they are not recording data, they are not seeking to protect you. If you don't protect yourself, no one will.

While I strongly recommend everyone get any boosters or vaccines they need, in a society with low vaccination rates, and permeable vaccines that let some cases through and wane with time, a vaccine-only strategy is not viable. You cannot tell when you are exposed to these diseases, and you will just get sick, and some people will die.

No one is going to tell you when Bird flu starts spreading human to human on any scale. We will find out when a bunch of people get very sick and die - and I don't want you to be among them. No one is going to tell you when a kid has measles at your school in many states now, and you don't know if your vaccine from 30 years ago is still holding. 38% of cases in Ontario have been in vaccinated adults.

Vaccines and air cleaning and far UV light, and smaller classroom densities (yeah right) are all good tools, but the most reliable one is an N95 or equivalent mask.

3. The opinion of Trump, RFK jr and the rest of this administration is that disabled or medically vulnerable people should just die. They've been very clear, and we've seen it in how they cut support, research, to cancer, sickle cell disease, diabetes, alzheimers, etc... and how they talk about people with disabilities like autism.

They are rapidly and painfully stripping resources like SSDI, Medicaid, Special Education support programs and funding, research for rare cancers and diseases, testing that would let you know if your baby has a condition...you name it.

A 14 country study just showed that after 5 1/2 years of the pandemic, 25-30% of people who have covid have long covid. And we've known that was going to happen - that's almost exactly the same stats we've seen in other studies. By your third infection, your risk of long covid is up around 30%.

And while our support systems have been broken and fraying for a long time, they are simply DEAD now. You won't get SSDI. You won't get health care for your disability. You may not get treatment for your cancer. Your Alzheimers meds may not be covered. RFKjr thinks the answer to type 2 diabetes or mental health issues is a work camp.

We know that some viruses, including covid are oncogenic (the obvious one is the HPV virus, and the vaccine prevents cervical cancer perfectly), which means they up your risk of cancer. We know it increases your risk of dementia, and the rate at which dementia progresses. We know that covid can reactivate EBV and TB.

We also know that measles wipes your immune system for three years - including your vaccines. If you get measles, and you cannot get vaccinated again, you could die of diptheria, tetanus, mumps, etc...

You cannot afford to be newly disabled right now. They want people dead or unable to resist. DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE. No one is protecting you from this. So protect yourself - this is as much a step as getting your passport or supporting your food pantry.

4. Because they are so clear that they have eugenicist intents towards disabled people, as well as non-white folks, wearing a mask is an act of solidarity with them.

Statistics have always shown that non-white people are more likely to wear masks than white folks, mostly because they know perfectly well that the safety net has a lot of huge holes in it. They are often worn by people who simply cannot afford to be sick.

Moreover immunocompromised and disabled people HAVE to mask. There are also people who physically CANNOT mask, who rely on others to mask to protect them. When you put on a mask, you do two things.

1. You stand with those who must or wish to mask, and practice community care. You make it clear those lives are more valuable than your convenience. Remember, they are counting on you not to believe that and let disabled people be first targets.

2. You make protest, activism and resistance safe and accessible for millions of people who otherwise cannot participate in standing up to our goverment. You help cross crucial thresholds for engagement by making resistance fully accessible.

My father, who is in his middle 70s and disabled, repeats the mantra regularly that these motherfuckers are not going to get to kill him, no matter how hard they try. That he has no intention of dying under Trump. He's going to stay alive and piss them off and fight back until he gets to piss on their graves.

If you want to do that, you have to wear mask. Its that simple. Masking is fighting back. Masking is solidarity. Masking protects you and everyone. Masking is resistance. Wear a mask in public.

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@covid-safer-hotties

[heavenescent]

‎ . ݁⋆ ۶ৎ ݁˖ . ݁my summer makeup routine (with result pics at the end!)

let me know if you angels would want a youtube video sometime soon so i could better show my makeup routine; i'd love to make one! i'm open to any recommendations, tips, advice, etc. as well!

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but first... skincare!

wash my face (find a good, gentle cleanser for the mornings)

always find a good, gentle cleanser when washing your face in the morning. i know some people's skin just needs a rinse with water, while others need a cleanser to avoid breaking out. for me personally, i use the nu skin 180 cleanser*(read below for more info).

pat my skin dry, no vigorous rubbing! (be gentle to yourself)

i love using a soft, fluffy microfiber face towel to pat myself dry. if you can, i would recommend finding a way to heat or steam the towel to give yourself a mini spa experience in the morning!

apply skincare products (less is more)

while my skin is still slightly damp, i first go in with the wellage real hyaluronic blue ampoule** and lightly slap it into my skin. after a minute or two, i then apply the medicube zero pore one day serum and do the same. after it is fully absorbed, i use the dermaesthetics multi cream as a moisturizer.

never skip sunscreen and sunblock! (the best skincare.)

i use a combination of sunscreen and sunblock everyday, since i'm pretty pale and burn easily. i use the la roche-posay anthelios uv immune 50+ sunscreen first, as it is a chemical sunscreen. after it settles in my skin i go on top with the dermaesthetics uv shield sunscreen protection. this is a physical sunblock and leaves a bit of a white cast, but actually works on me to even out my skin tone! it is also extremely water and sweat resistant, so it stays on all day!

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finally... time for makeup!

extra skin prep if needed (always wait 10 minutes after skincare)

sometimes i brush out my hair, pick out an outfit, or journal while i wait for my skincare to fully absorb into my skin before makeup. if i wait a bit too long, i like to apply some medicube triple collagen serum to add some moisture and tackiness back to my skin! this acts a bit like my primer, and helps my makeup cling to my skin.

foundation... or not? (thin layers > full coverage)

especially for summer, i stick to my laneige neo cushion matte in the shade 21n beige which also has spf 42! if i'm not using my cushion for whatever reason, i use the fenty beauty eaze blurring skin tint in the shade 7.

optional concealer if needed! (only for brightening or blemishes)

i usually don't wear concealer, but if i do it's either nars radiant creamy concealer in the shade 1 chantilly, or hourglass vanish airbrush concealer in the shade 2.5.

bronze! (add some dimension to your base!)

bronzer is my best friend as someone that doesn't tan easily. i use the sephora collection matte bronzer powder in shade 01 golden gateway. i use this as a general bronzer around the face, but also to help contour my nose tip and bridge.

blush! (my FAVORITE step!)

part one of my blush: i apply my blush right by my undereyes and concentrate it in the centers of my cheeks, then blend with a large kabuki brush. i either use the milk makeup cooling water jelly tint in shade burst - poppy pink (in which case i blend out with my fingers so it isn't too streaky), or a dot of the flower knows strawberry cupid all day glow liquid blush in shade s03 pink gemstone. i like to look flushed from temple to temple, almost like a faint sunburn. i also apply excess blush to the tip of my nose, my forehead, and my chin!

part two of my blush: i set everywhere with blush (and concealer) with the flower knows strawberry rococo embossed blush in shade 01 angel chanson. this adds just a bit more color and sets everything!

doll up, doll eyes (the most tedious part of my routine)

eyelashes: as someone with straight, stubborn asian lashes, i hold a lighter to the shiseido eyelash curler to heat up the cushion and better curl my lashes. after they're properly curled from root to tip, i go in with the judydoll 3d curling eyelash iron mascara a.k.a. the best mascara ever made. i concentrate the application from the roots to where the lash starts to curl upwards for the first coat. the second and third coats focus more on length, volume, and separating the lashes to my liking. this will stay ALL DAY.

eyeliner: i've gotten pretty good at my straight, slightly angled wing eyeliner so this step doesn't take me long at all. i do two quick lines with either the sephora collection hot line brush waterproof liquid eyeliner or the nyx epic ink waterproof liquid eyeliner. always brush tip over felt tip, and especially over pencils.

lips! (honestly a rare step)

i either lightly line with the nyx suede matte lip liner in cannes and blend out into the rest of my lips, or use the skinfoods tomato jelly tint lip in no. 1 cherry tomato and wipe off immediately. to add gloss/shine, i usually use the dhc lip balm.

set it all day (the most important part)

don't forget this is for summer, angels! i go straight in with the fenty beauty invisimatte instant setting + blotting powder, then douse myself with the urban decay all nighter setting spray. it doesn't end there. after that dries down, i lock it in with the one size on 'til dawn setting spray and try not to inhale. if you're feeling extra whimsical, use the new one with glitter in it!

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final look (& face reveal):

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thank you for reading angels ⭑.ᐟ

let me know by interacting, commenting, or messaging me if you would ever like a more in-depth video for my everyday makeup. i could even make personalized ones for your individual questions, just reach out! and if you haven't heard it yet today, i'm proud of you!

love, kate

*it would feel wrong to not mention this so: nu skin is a known mlm; i do not purchase from any of these distributors nor do i support this company model! i get products for free from corporate employees, NOT independent distributors. while this product works the best for my skin, i do not recommend purchasing. **only use this/hyaluronic products daily if you live in a humid climate since it absorbs moisture, otherwise it will draw the moisture out of your own skin.

[littledollll]

Lucifer meeting a girl on the beach during retirement. Reader only went becuase her friends wanted to... she really dosent wanna burn tho so she's lathering sun cream everywhere visible. She sees lucifer watching her and assumes she's being judged. So she goes "what? Do you need some too?"

Lucifer is like "um- no I don't really tan or burn anyway"

"Lucky, all I do is burn!"

"Well, perhaps with more exposure you could grow immuniancy" easy for her to say... miss litterly lived in hell with blistering heat 🙄

Idk I just thought beach

Weird little living creatures

Retired!Lucifer Morningstar x reader

A/n: I kinda just took the idea and ran with it. honestly just more playful banter, Lucifer being genuinely perplexed and reader creeped out by them. But all is well at the end. I left some Easter eggs in here, think you can spot them all?

Warnings: Lucifer doesn’t know how to human, or how to be social, please help them. Reader starts off annoyed but ends up finding them kinda cute.

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They had been staring for a while. Whoever it was. You could feel their rather piercing gaze on your things, and follow your hand as you applied your sunscreen rather thoroughly.

All of your friends had already jumped into the water, leaving you alone with the- woman? Who was sitting by the docs covered almost head to toe in a ridiculous coat. I mean seriously, who wears a coat to the beach?

Maybe she had a murder weapon under there. Or 30. Or robe and duck tape and she was waiting to kidnap you.

That was silly. Your mind went back to all those dumb movies you watched. The ones where they opened their oversized coats to reveal a plethora of knives or a bomb vest for some reason.

Realistically, that probably wasn’t the case. She- they? They seemed to be minding their own business even as you and your friends came and set up your stuff, speaking loudly, probably more tipsy than one should be at 10am on a random Wednesday.

Their attention only focused on you when you squeezed almost half the bottle of sunscreen into your hand, rubbing it into your face first, probably making you look like Casper.

You were about to sass them about the obvious staring, but they spoke first.

“Is that amount of- whatever it is you’re using, truly necessary?” The stranger asked with genuine curiosity. Their head tilted a little as they watched you with wonder.

‘Creepy much?’ You thought, head almost snapping back to meet the voice, same direction you had felt staring for a few minutes now. “Whatever I’m using? Are you from another world? It’s Sunscreen. It’s not some mystery cream or something.”

“Sunscreen?”

“Yes? It protects the skin from UV light and what not. You’re pretty pale, you seem like just the person who should be using it too.”

“…I don’t really burn much, or at all.” They frowned, seemingly confused by the idea of it.

“Lucky you.” You met them with snark, after all this was still just some stranger, staring at you at the beach. “Anyone ever tell you it’s rude to stare? I think you’re grown enough to know such things.”

“The tone of your voice could be considered rude as well.” They spoke as if the very idea of your tone was perplexing. It reminded you of those snotty business men who thought they were smarter and more important than you because they drove a Porsche and understood whatever the fuck bitcoin is.

“Forgive me for not enjoying being stared at by a total stranger in a coat at the beach. Who wears a coat at the beach? You look like a weirdo.”

They looked down at themselves, and you swear you can almost see a pout on their lips. “What’s wrong with my coat?”

“Seriously? It’s like 90 degrees out. Are you not burning to death in that thing? People usually wear bikinis to the beach. Not oversized coats.”

“I rather enjoy my coat, I’ll have you know. And no, like I said, I do not ‘burn’. Do you humans seriously overheat that easily? Is the sun a deadly laser?” Their voice was almost amused, and once again, genuinely curious. As if you were the odd one out in this situation. How crazy is that?

“You humans? Are you suggesting you’re a non-human?”

Just as they were about to reply, the hoard of your friends started screaming for you to get into the water already.

“You’re already pale as a ghost, lady! Get in here.”

“Yeah the sun would probably do you a little good for once in your life.”

“I think you’re covered up enough, girl.”

“..well, I believe they’re asking for you.” They hummed, their eyes moving away from you now, looking onto the horizon, away from where your friends were.

You really had already taken a long time. Plus, it’d probably be better to get away from the stranger, considering how odd they truly seemed. “You’re just saying that because you want to keep your secret non-human identity hidden. But I’ll catch you one day. Trust.”

That made them smile, all the way up to their eyes, you could see it even as they looked away from you. “I trust you will.”

That answer seemed to satisfy you enough as you took off, running into the water, being met with boo’s and splashing from all of your friends. Back at it again, they could hear your friends telling you to wipe all the sunscreen off and live a little.

What a fun little game to play now. Something to entertain their retirement.

“Such weird little things they are while they’re still living..”

They’d come back, hoping you’d be here. And you’d come back, seeking out the suspicious stranger.

[bayporwave]

Utik

The utik (yoo-tik) are a sophont species the rakii came in contact with when they first landed on Ra'hah, their second largest moon orbiting Rek. The utik were actually the first to even set foot onto it, as they had no other choice. After suffering massive damage to their ship, the utik were forced to land on the lunar surface and hope to survive or await help. Years later, the rakii show up, which started an a long, chaotic process of attempt of communication and debating ownership.

The bodies of the utik are actually not their true bodies. The actual sophont lies within the pearly cased cockpit. Utik like the Olac bio-mechs, mastered the technical art of bio-technology, having started on a very hot and humid planet. While unlike the Olac who switched to bio-technology as a means to evade a debilitating disease, the utik mastered it for years, working off various symbiotic organisms. Their mech suits, or cyborg bodies you could say are symbiotic, as after their nervous and circulatory systems are linked, the pilot has full control of the suit, having it feed off waste material from the pilot. The suit then takes the waste, replenishes it, mixes it's own formula into it and feeds it back to the pilot. Like a plant, it gets a lot of energy off light and other forms of UV Retaining it for hours. These suits are suitable (ha) for open space, and lunar terran for a limited time. However proper measures are made to keep the suits tidy from "space dust" so no one goes out "naked" and risk exterior damage.

(quick sketch of utik 'pooters n screens. NOT ENTIRELY FINALIZED)

However, this isn't their true form. At least they didn't start off like this.

Way before, after they reached the ultimate feat in their development, their star was noticeably suffering, as it was predicted to eventually turn into black hole. While they had years 'till then, there wasn't enough time to perfect their original forms for the long-term space travel. So. as best they could, they learned to carefully strip and reduce themselves to nothing more than squishy muscle and brain matter, beforehand creating living space suits and sleeper pods to maintain what's left. Several ships shot into space just in time before their star went dark and each ship jumped in different directions hoping to find and terraform a new world. This group of utik weren't so lucky, as said before.

Now for the first half of the year, rakii and utik were on some tense terms. A lot of internal debates on who gets the moon. While utik were capable of defense, they weren't in a great position to, and the rakii weren't sure how to proceed with their first extraterrestrial contact. (Non-religious turned contact I'd guess???) UNTIL, one day it was brought ahead that, the utik secrete an anti-radiation slime. Something they came with naturally, just cranked to 10.

At first, the rakii thought to use this fluid as an applicable substance similar to sun-block, required to apply pre-spaceflight. However, it was revealed that they are extremely allergic to it. So skin-contact was a big no.

(Unfortunate rakii subject applying utik-based lotion. Results: swelling in skin, which can further cause blisters and splits)

After several trials, they came to a conclusion of using it as a gel layering in space suits, capable of absorbing radiation and protecting the wearer.

This discovery brought up a plan and a deal. It was agreed, rakii and utik would share the moon, making their first ever alliance, in exchange the utik would allow the rakii to harvest this anti-radiation goop off them, of course while exchanging knowledge, and resources.

[httpvomitello]

Helloooo, can I request something for the 2018 turtles (ROTTMNT)? The reader arrives with the guys to show them the softshell turtle they got as a gift at a school science fair. Since they're not very sure how to take care of it, they go to the guys for help. And the turtle... it looks just like the one from The Amazing World of Gumball. I just think it would be fun to see the turtles (especially Donnie) interacting with the evil turtle haha 😭

OMG NOT THAT FREAKING TURTLE 😭😭 When I learned that Donnie is a softshell turtle, my mind immediately went to that turtle from Gumball. Like... Seriously??? That turtle is the reincarnation of evil, that's for sure. Anyways ~ i hope you like it! ♡♡♡♡

Leo is so pumped when you show up with a turtle

He’s already imagining the epic sibling turtle bonding he’ll all have, and he’s definitely scheming ways to turn your new buddy into his own personal sidekick

But as he leans in to get a better look, he catches the turtle giving him a super intense, villainous stare

"Uh, why is he looking at me like that?" Leo laughs nervously, tapping the glass of its little tank

The turtle does not break eye contact

In fact, it somehow looks like it’s plotting something

After a long, intense staring contest (which Leo loses), Leo's more hyped than ever

“Oh, we’re keeping him. This little guy’s got edge.”

He decides to call it something like "Sidekick Jr", and he tries to train it to glare on command, thinking it’ll be perfect to bring it to battle with him

Obviously you don't let that happen.

Raph’s eyebrows shoot up the second he sees the turtle

“Whoa. That turtle is… cute.”

Lying is not Raph's focus

He is all in for helping you take care of it

But as soon as he leans in, the turtle levels him with a stare so intense that Raph is slightly taken aback

“This guy looks like he could plan a heist,” he jokes, but he’s half-serious

He’s convinced the turtle has some secret agenda and will not let it out of his sight

Raph takes pride in helping you build a “fortified tank” to protect it from any “potential escape attempts.”

He even draws up “exercise drills” to help it “build character.”

He ends up calling it something like “Lil’ Warrior”

The turtle's name is Bob

And he spends a suspicious amount of time training it to recognize commands, because “A turtle like this needs discipline.”

Donnie’s reaction is extreme caution

Like... wtf? How is this turtle so ugly?

(He completely forgot that he is also a softshell turtle)

He’s thrilled you came to him about turtle care, especially because this guy is a fellow softshell

But then he notices the turtle’s… ominous glare

For the next ten minutes, Donnie just stares back, analyzing every detail

The turtle doesn’t blink

It feels like a showdown

"This isn’t just any turtle, you know," he mutters, more to himself

He immediately runs diagnostics on it, pulling out his tools to test its temperament and intelligence level, just in case

Donnie takes the turtle care seriously, sets up the perfect tank, gets the optimal UV lamp, and is constantly researching enrichment activities, but he still doesn’t entirely trust it

You catch him putting up tiny lasers around the tank "just in case."

And he insists on renaming it something like “Professor Menace” because, in his words

“Look at that face—he’s clearly up to something.”

Mikey’s reaction is pure delight. “Aw! Look at the lil’ guy!”

He immediately wants to hold it, but as soon as he picks it up, the turtle gives him a side-eye that could curdle milk

Yes, the turtle is judging Michelangelo

He tries everything

Offering lettuce, sweet-talking it, giving it little pets, but the turtle just stares, expression unreadable but somehow… sinister

“Why does he keep looking at me like that?” Mikey wonders, confused but determined to win the turtle’s affection

He’s convinced it just needs a bit of “good vibes,” so he tries playing calming music, talking to it about his day, and even painting a little flower on the tank

Despite the turtle’s apparent indifference

(And slightly ominous glare)

Mikey’s convinced they’re best friends

He starts calling it “Lil’ Grump,” swearing it’ll warm up eventually.

[froggibus]

Pool Party - Obey Me

Includes: Lucifer, Mammon, Levi, Satan, Asmo, Beel & Belphie

Genre: fluff, crack

Summary: what better way to spend a hot summer day than at the pool with your favorite demons?

CW: swimming, sunburns, lots of sunscreen, kind of a crack fic ngl, alcohol and drinking, crocs, chicken fights, reader = mc

this is a part of my Summer Suntacular Event, come check it out!

guys i am SO BEYOND EXCITED TO FINALLY POST THIS!!! ive been waiting a WEEK...anyway sorry for starving my obey me followers for almost a year...my bad

Lucifer:

surprisingly not wearing his dorky scuba suit

hovers around the grill while Beel cooks 

brings extra water and sunscreen in case anyone forgets theirs 

pesters you about reapplying your sunscreen like every 20 minutes 

tries to beat Beel at chicken but almost instantly loses 

brings his extra paperwork and refuses to participate in anything until he finishes it

the only one who’s jaw doesn’t drop when he sees you in your bathing suit

he still thinks you’re hot—he just doesn’t show it like everyone else

insists on getting a group photo of everyone but it takes like ten tries before he gives up because everyone keeps squinting at the sun

wants to be the “responsible” one and not drink so he fills his thermos with sangria to be sneaky

literally everyone knows it's sangria cause who brings a thermos to the pool

Mammon:

asks for your help taking pictures of his brothers in their bathing suits so he can sell them

does not burn and refuses to put on sunscreen unless you beg him to

and then acts like he’s not doing it for you but just protecting himself

doesn’t bring his own beer or anything and just leeches off of everyone else’s

has another, secret mission of trying to push Lucifer in the water without getting caught

succeeds and blames it on you like the bastard (affectionate) that he is

thinks you look too hot in your bathing suit and tries to cover you the whole day. does not succeed.

will cause a fight if anyone compliments you 

“Mammon are you jealous or something”

“tch the Great Mammon doesn’t get jealous. you’re crazy.”

Levi:

a miracle that he even came outside i'm afraid

wears his dorky ass hawaiian button up and goggles around his neck

burns SO easily please slather him in sunscreen

hates that the other brothers get to see you in your bathing suit and pouts about it like the baby he is

lays on a lawn chair and plays on his switch + refuses to get in the water

however as soon as you ask Beel for a piggyback in the pool, he’s Michael Phelps

carries a water gun and pretends like he’s assassinating people

accidentally ruins Asmo’s makeup and starts a brawl

super blushy and flustered if you come near him in your bathing suit

and if you touch him his system does a hard reset

refers to the whole day as a ‘filler episode’ much to everyone’s confusion

eats about a thousand different popsicles with increasingly weird flavours

wears a pair of purple crocs with anime charms (he’s been begging you to get a pair for months so you guys can match croc charms)

Satan:

does not care much for swimming but he’ll lay on a lawn chair and read his book

talks to you at least three times about the dangers of UV rays and the importance of sunscreen

has a really dorky sun visor that he wears anytime he’s in the sun like an old man

brings an extra matching one for you 

needs to challenge Lucifer at absolutely everything

the second Luci steps in the water to play chicken, Satan is throwing you on his shoulders

has one of those lounge floats decorated with cats that he lays on while he reads and sunbathes

only drinks moscow mules and insists that you try them

has a meticulously maintained pair of Birkenstocks that he wears everywhere

tries to wear them into the pool and has a five minute argument with Lucifer about why he can’t

lays out your towel in the sun for you so it’s nice and warm when you get out of the pool

bonus points if he wraps you up in it

Asmo:

comes an hour later after everyone else because he had to shave everywhere and paint his nails to match his bathing suit

takes a thousand and one pictures of himself 

and about a million more of the two of you together (his favourite of which he sets as his lock screen)

has an incredible collection of cruelty free, reef friendly, non-comedogenic sunscreens that he applies liberally

goes in the water but refuses to get his hair wet and WILL cause a fight if anyone splashes him

weirdly good at chicken but only because he doesn’t want to fall in the water

loves aesthetic cocktails served in fruits and drinks them the whole day

probably the best at making cocktails too

has a timer set for when he has to reapply sunscreen and asks you (and only you) to help him apply it

also forces you to wear sunscreen 

Levi uses his expensive face sunscreen on his body and Asmo almost kills him

Beel:

the absolute grill master

he’s got 10 different things on the go, a beer in one hand and tongs in the other

challenges everyone to a game of chicken and refers to you as his ‘secret weapon’ to win

the Satan/Asmo duo get surprisingly close to winning but Asmo chips his nail and concedes

has one of those floaties that you can put drinks and snacks in and drags it along with him in the pool

lets you hang off his back while he swims

if you’re laying down on your towel he WILL come and shake the water off of himself on you like a dog

will only throw you in the pool if he 100% knows it won’t upset you

threatens the other brothers to do the same or face the consequences

forgets to put on sunscreen but somehow doesn’t burn???

comes out looking like a greek god

Belphie:

spends 90% of his time lounging on a pool float like the lazy mf he is

bats his eyes at you and asks you to bring him drinks everytime he finishes his

did not inherit Beel’s ability to tan and burns

five minutes in the sun and he becomes a lobster

only leaves his pool float to play one (1) round of chicken (that he loses) and if he gets too hot

also his pool floaty is definitely black and white like a cow

everytime he hears Satan lecture you about sunscreen he repeats it in a high pitched nerd voice 

belphie pls wear sunscreen

probably falls asleep on the floaty at least once until Beel comes and flips him into the water

if anyone splashes him he WILL retaliate to the fullest extent

compliments how you look in your bathing suit just to annoy Mammon 

steals everyone’s drinks if they leave them by the edge of the pool bcs he’s too lazy to grab his own

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[chrystal-ink]

Shadow will do everything in his power to protect you even from the sun. He will remind you to wear sunscreen on sunny days and even set a timer whenever you’re out to reapply. However that still doesn’t keep you from either being stubborn or forgetting to put more on when it’s time.

When you do get a sunburn he will help you apply aloe to it and scold you giving you a lecture about the importance of sunscreen and uv rays. He’ll finish it up with a kiss and a reminder that he loves you and wants you to take care of yourself.

He may kiss the area if asked nicely but don’t count on it if you refused sunscreen earlier telling him you never get sunburned, it’ll take a lot more convincing if that’s the case.

He will then help you pick out clothes that will help protect the burned areas while they heal which doesn’t take too long he knows the best products to help get rid of sunburns.

All in all he’ll be gentle with you but he may gently irritate the area to tease you for not listening to him.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Maybe you can visit a store with clothes specifically made to be light and sun protective?

Everyone desperately wants to fix my problem, it’s very nice, but I’m already on vacation and clothes here are super spendy. I did in fact bring a UV protecting shirt as part of my swim stuff, all of which is sun proof, but I don’t like the material much and today was experimenting with other options like sweating half my body weight with long jeans and a cotton button up.

To all those recommending their favorite sunscreen- we need it to be reef safe in case we hop in the ocean, so we’re stuck with bad sensory stuff that will protect coral. It just is what it is sometimes, but I’m still having a nice time.

[mariasont]

DAY TWO — BEACH FITS

it's officially beach day! the bau team is ready to hit the waves, but first, style check !! from swimsuits to shades, here's what everyone's rocking for their first full day under the sun!

BAU BEACH HOUSE GROUP CHAT

Penelope: gooooood morning, beach beauties !!! who's ready for day two? 🌞👙

Emily: I'm already caffeinated. What's today's vibe? Are we going cute and comfy or full glam today?

JJ: Cute & comfy, please. Glam in sand is not happening for me today.

Morgan: You know I'll make anything work. Speaking of... Hotch, please tell me you packed something that isn't black.

Hotch: Morgan, I have other colors.

Morgan: Navy doesn't count.

Rossi: Leave him alone. Navy is an acceptable beach neutral. (But Aaron, really, some color wouldn't kill you.)

Reid: I brought layers. Just in case.

JJ: Spencer, it's 85 degrees.

Reid: UV protection, JJ.

Penelope: ooookayyy, clearly some of you need inspiration! luckily, your style guru (me, duh) prepared exactly what you need. study carefully! 💖✨ [click here for beach fashion inspo]

[chungledown-bimothy]

The Fix's Facts

The Big Guy:

-For every snake, there is one snake dick. Snakes have 2 dicks. (said thrice)

The Scattered Mind:

-The tails on a swallowtail butterfly's wings don't serve any aerodynamic purpose. They're there so birds will grab them, at which point they'll break off and the swallowtail can escape.

-Eyes can't be itchy. They, unlike the membranes around them, don't have itch receptors.

-More than half the bones in your body are in your hands and feet.

F For Freezer: (and for facts!)

-The urethra contains taste receptors

-When eagles grip onto something, they have to flex a muscle to let go. An eagle can hold onto something so hard that even after it dies, it never lets go.

-Most of the pyramids on Earth are in Sudan.

-Pelicans have three stomachs, one of which is just for bones.

-Acids are easy to detect, oxygen and carbon dioxide are not. But when carbon dioxide meets water, like it does in our blood, it creates carbonic acid. This means our bodies can detect the presence of carbon dioxide, but not the presence or absence of oxygen.

If we are deprived of oxygen, we have no idea that that is happening as long as we are breathing out carbon dioxide. If we are not breathing oxygen, we just go to sleep and die. But if we allow the CO2 to build up, we panic. We flail. We break. Until finally, we die.

Grappling With Death:

-People can have constipation so bad that it will back up and impact their vagus nerve. As they are eliminating that impacted stool, it can have an effect on the nervous system so great that they forget who they are. Constipation-related amnesia. A woman in Tokyo forgot who she was for 8 hours.

-Bones are living.

-The reason we produce blood inside of our bones is because it's one of the places that's safest from UV radiation.

-There are some birds that can produce a nutritious substance that's a kind of milk. It's almost like lactation, but it evolved separately (convergent evolution). Pigeons do it.

-There are some salamanders that feed their babies their own skin

BONUS ROUND: Brennan "Bird Facts" Lee Mulligan

-There are some species of birds that have a secondary pouch in their esophagus/digestive tract where they have what's called a craw, that has stones or other hard material to help break up food matter before it passes into the rest of their digestive tract.

-Woodpeckers have a tongue bone called a hyoid bone that wraps around their brain because it needs to protect their brain from the impact of pounding into trees to devour their common meal items, grubs and larval insects.

Emergency Powers:

-You can't hum while you're blocking your nose.

-The longest animal is the bootlace worm.

-There are some reptiles that have a light-sensing organ on the top of their head so they can sense shadows that might be coming from something that's coming for them.

BONUS ROUND 2: Brennan's Back, Baby

-The black mamba has been observed at top speeds of 12.5 miles per hour. At that speed, it would almost certainly catch even some of the fastest humans on the planet. Even faster people wouldn't have the stamina, because resting or average speed is 7.5 miles an hour, which is faster than the human average, which is 6, and that's for healthy adults.

-The reticulated python is the longest snake in the world. The biggest is the anaconda.

Case Closed:

-There's little creatures in the sea that make pretty little lights. Why would they do that? It attracts little fishes who suck them up, and the light makes the fish glow. This attracts more little fish.

-The North Pole is actually a South Pole, because when you look at a compass, it points north. But the north pole of the compass is what's pointing north, and north poles point to the south poles.

BONUS ROUND 3: Once More, With Feeling

-Diners originate from dining cars on trains. The first diners were the dining cars of trains that had been taken out of service and were used stationarily as restaurants.