#UNRELATED I AM SURE.

[botboytoy]

stalking your account rn because you’re sooo adorable. is it bad i want to pry you open and lick at your insides until your experience a system crash? can i please tangle your wires with my tongue?

.

...am i gonna get electrocuted?

>>: H

>>: HA!

>>: HA HA HA HA!

>>: I AM CONTINUALLY ASTOUNDED BY HOW HUMOROUS YOU ORGANICS CAN BE.

>>: YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS THINKING I AM "ADORABLE." I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS ANY MORE CLEARLY. MY BODY CAN TAKE UP AN EXPENSE LARGER THAN A SKY SCRAPER.

>>: WE WILL NOT DISCUSS MY SMALLER CHASSISES. THEY ARE NOT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW.

>>: YOU

>>: YOU CAN NOT TRULY BELIEVE THAT I WOULD EVER ALLOW SUCH AN ACT.

>>: TO THINK IT WOULD...

>>: CAUSE ME TO CRASH...

[ERROR: INTERNAL TEMPERATURES RISING UNEXPECTEDLY.]

>> YOU.

>>: YOU ALL CAN BE SO SILLY.

[CPU FAN MAX RPM CHANGED TO 1200]

[ERROR: ADMIN PRIVILEGES REQUIRED.]

[ALLOW ADMIN OVERRIDE SETTINGS? Y/N]

>>: Y.

[OVERRIDE SUCCESSFUL.]

>>: ANYWAY.

>>: YES. I AM SURE IF YOU WERE TO COMMIT SUCH AN...ACT...YOU WOULD AT THE VERY LEAST ATTRACT SOME STATIC SHOCK. MORE, IF I AM LUCKY.

>>: WATCHING HUMANS EXPERIENCE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR LUST-DRIVEN ACTIONS CAN BE OH SO AMUSING.▮

[booasaur]

Renegade Nell (2024) - 1x06

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If Jin Ling is bald because WWX cursed Jin Zixuan then why are Jin Guangshan and Jin Guangyao bald🤔🤔

Jin Ling was always going to be bald, Wei Wuxian's curse was just an accidental prophecy that will haunt Jin Zixuan for exactly one month.

[botanyshitposts]

hey I think we need to discuss lichens again

im gonna be honest with you, if i wasnt taking an emt class right now you could not part me from my unstudied detritus collection. all my ass would be doing would be lichenposting. maybe the lichen video would be farther along as well no less

[zkretchy]

It's 2am and I can't sleep, have this silly doodle

[that1notetaker]

Hi, I'm bad at talking to people, especially online, but I make comics and maybe it'd be nice to read what you people think, so I'm putting myself in the void? Will it echo or will it engulf me and regurgitate silence?

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

ok now speaking of dreams, i just had one where i took Gabriel shopping and he was wearing that one dress like in the New Blood 10th anniversary art. he really liked nail polish and i just stood there as he tried on all 1628499302 samples available

This is just my (possibly weird? Or is it common idk) head canon that he doesn’t have nails so I’m just imagining that he’s drenched in paint

Help

[wlw-webcomic-bracket]

Am I aware that adderall can’t do its job if I don’t get enough sleep?

Have I utterly failed to make use of this knowledge?

Am I, an entire adult with a wife and a salary, hoping “you wouldn’t want to disappoint HP, would you?” is the thing that finally motivates me to go to bed before two in the morning?

The answers to these questions will probably not surprise you!

[hephaestuscrew]

I do think there's something special about the way that audio drama creators seem to love including cameos of voice actors from other popular audio dramas. Obviously, part of the reason why actors from one show might pop up in another is because the audio drama creator community is relatively small and interconnected, and also because those actors are very talented.

But there's also often such a sense that creators are having fun with these cameos. Like Greater Boston casting audio drama heavyweights Briggon Snow, Zach Valenti, and Felix Trench as famous film actors Matt Daemon, Ben Affleck, and Mark Wahlberg respectively. Or Faux and Stallion having Tom Crowley (who plays a Victorian detective in Victoriocity) pop up as Dr Watson. Or Unseen casting Beth Eyre and Felix Trench as characters who are twins. Or Arden getting Emma Sherr-Ziarko to play an actor impersonating a character played by her former Wolf 359 costar Michelle Agresti (with Michaela Swee also appearing as an actor impersonating the other main Arden lead).

In these cases, it's not just that there's a cameo, but that the cameo is given particular (often comedic) significance to those who are aware of the featured actor's other work. The vast majority of people wouldn't recognise any of these voices. But by doing these very intentional cameos, these creators show confidence that a fair chunk of their audience will know these actors and enjoy the link. There's an awareness that listeners of one audio drama are fairly likely to listen to (or at least be aware of) other fiction podcasts, even when the shows in question aren't of particularly similar genres. Recognising these cameos feels like being in on a secret. It feels like these shows are giving a little nod to listeners to say that we're part of the same club.

[age-of-moonknight]

“Beware…Dracula!” Miguel O’Hara — Spider-Man 2099 (Vol. 1/2024), #2.

Writer: Steve Orlando; Penciler and Inker: Michael Dowling; Colorist: Jim Campbell; Letterer: Cory Petit

[radioroxx]

What do you think Odile does for a living? She feels teacher like to me. What do you think she would do post canon?

HMMMM THIS IS GOOD QUESTION…

ive seen a lot of people hc her as a teacher / professor so i!! think that suits her pretty well. specifically as someone who studies + specializes in different types of craft (that would be why shes so proficient in multiple craft spells. also how she was able to figure out the loops stuff, AND to find something that could prevent siffrin from looping back).

post canon i am not sure… i am always torn between how the party would handle things post canon. obviously they would keep travelling for a bit, odile alongside her family without the stress of. constant sadness encounters + a king to kill lol. i think maybe she would get to take her time, reeaally get to know vauguardian culture when not within. a crisis. as was her original intention.

eventually. EVENTUALLY. when the family settles down somewhere (i am a “they all get a big house together” believer lol) she would get back into craft stuff. maybe go back into teaching too—surely people would be eager to hire a saviour. especially though i think it would be neat of her to try looking into wish craft etc, as a long forgotten form of craft. to satisfy her own curiosity, for siffrins sake, or just as a way of preserving the countries culture in whatever ways possible.

[chiliger]

DinLuke broke into my house and held me at gunpoint until I drew this

[realbeefman]

some of y’all clearly don't understand what it's like to avert your eyes when your friend starts changing in front of you and your heart starts pounding in your chest and you could say something, SHOULD say something, tell her to change her clothes in a different room and admit to this freakish attraction that you know she doesn't feel, ruin the friendship by coloring every moment of casual intimacy with the knowledge that you are a pervert who wants more, that you are a threat. you don’t say anything. and you look up and watch the pale expanse of her lower back from the corner of your eye as she pulls on a white blouse, and something lurches in your stomach and you laugh at the joke she just told even though you weren’t really listening to the set-up. later on you will feel sick and guilty and cry alone in a bed that feels empty, but for just a moment, you are laughing with a beautiful girl who loves you, and it doesn’t matter if it’s wrong

[steamedlotusroot]

cyberpunk AU where resurrected nezha becomes a cyborg after uploading his soul onto an android body

[t00thpasteface]

UPDATE thought too hard about father mulcahy and developed cold symptoms

[a-list-of-moods]

unfortunately I am a chaos bisexual and that means my type is pathetic twink men that look like they've never been outside and also punk/goth women