#Too

[brain-rot-hour]

Human boyo seent some tiddies

[the-aftonsparv]

mfs really be out here loving, normally. you’re mfs woah woah c’mon c’mon and love me, normally

[yennswishes1]

BFDI ART DUMP

[koipudding]

being with kaiser means having to dissect your own heart while stitching up his.

chewing on him jn the tags and etc. don’t mind me

he’d be pretty mean at first. he’s gauging your reactions; would you run if you saw everything that haunted him? how he haunts himself? Kaiser does nothing but spit and snarl at you, like a stray cat that’s only been kicked to the curb.

but you don’t leave him alone. not like every other one-night stand he’s had—no, you’ve made him breakfast—a traditional german faire—and brushed and put oil in his hair (his favorite scent too; you tell him it’s been your favorite for a few years. something in him softens).

It’s so domestic he almost vomits after that, but on his first night away from your apartment, he can’t sleep. Practice is shit and he’s not performing well, to the point where he initiates a facetime call (kaiser hates initiating. it feels like begging for your attention, when yours should be solely on him anyway.) and you pick up instantly.

the time difference makes something shatter in him. You’re just waking up… hair messy and eyes bleary. You can hardly speak or hold up the phone…

“Mihya…? You okay?” you’re slumped in bed, wearing his sweater. He might combust (when did Michael become so attached to you? He doesn’t know, but he whispers your name like a prayer, like you’re his guiding light).

“I’m better now, dear. Let me tell you what that idiot of a striker did at practice—“ he rambled on, and watches you nod along. You him and agree with him, and a weight falls off of his shoulders. Kaiser can love you. Perhaps he already does…

[babyblankyerror]

Stanley not wanting to sit anywhere else at the pool because he had already decided which was his seat♡

I headcanon he has the thing where he has to sit in the same seat at the table and in the diner- it's his seat like the couch is his seat too and so is the driver's seat (unless he's teaching a bear to drive)

[achillesuwu]

Honestly the idea of magical advisor Merlin is so fucking funny.

Like, you go that man, who used to be the king manservant (still kinda is) which is already a powerful position on its own but like…Now you know that the dude sitting there is like a whole army in one place. Your political power ? Worthless.

The power that your land give you by yielding a lot of food ? Useless

You got that man sitting next to you who not only have the ear of the king but is also like a whole ass kingdom in powerscale by himself. He is running late for every meeting because he had to ‘catch up with some things’, bickering with the king 24/7, throwing random background info about things that are ACTUALLY a big deal (‘oh, that place feel lively’ = hey we are in the middle of an atmospheric river of magic, it can either explode or give us nice dream <3).

Before you had to deal with an unhinged favorite-servant of the king now you have to grasp the fact that your king may actually be the favorite out of their deal.

[lurukifennecfox]

i want to see more of phantom's just chilling and how humans interact with him aside from ghost fights

more of "ghosts bond by fighting" and the misunderstandings that come with it

more of "fentons basically adopt phantom before realising he's already their son"

just chill fluff, misunderstanding chaos and maybe mild angst

[sailorgundam308]

Where there’s a hole…

Lazy mornings at elfsong tavern…

[somerandomdudelmao]

@tapakah0

This little bunny means the world to me

[dragonpropaganda]

this kind of smart, climbable, mixed use urbanism is illegal to build in many american cities

[justpentdraws]

he's just sleeping... i am strongly not normal about oli's origin story in empires 2, in every possible way.

alt versions under the cut!

[deputyrook]

Okay I promise this isn’t aimed at Veilguard specifically (I think DAV avoids this issue in some areas more than others), but god it really does irritate me when a game or piece of media is overly careful to be inoffensive and safe. like you can be diverse and progressive and still challenge your audience, I promise.

I want bad things to happen. I want tension, I want messiness, I want character traits that are ugly. I want the heroes to have real flaws and if it takes place in a world where bad things are happening, I want to see and explore those bad things. I want gay characters to be able to get killed off. I want everyone to be in danger. I want games to tackle serious themes like sexual violence and suicide and child abuse. I want diverse villains, I want ignorant heroes, I want complexity and nuance and it’s so annoying to so often see progressiveness go hand-in-hand with unchallenging, because the creators are scared of fucking up something, pissing off the audience, and getting crazy backlash and/or death threats.

[yoursdeadlynightshade]

'I have sex with you a lot in my mind.'

But it's Regulus Black about James Potter before they got together.

[leahdrawsstuff]

Severance is so fun when you love every single character I’m genuinely over here like oh yay it’s Helena :D oh yay it’s Mark :D oh yay it’s Irving :D oh yay it’s Helly :D oh yay it’s Milchick :D oh yay it’s Cobel :D and so on like I am happy whenever literally anyone is on screen get on my level

[catneedssleep]

hey can we stop making the nerds look ‘ conventionally ’ attractive , that'd be so cool