achillesuwu
Achilles
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Merthur, Wangxian, LiuJiu & Moshang, Spirk🧡💛���🩵💙 My ao3 : https://archiveofourown.org/users/AchilleUwU/profile Any pronoun is fine but currently trying he/they Yes, you can write full fic/draw any idea I post ! Just send me the link I want to see them :3
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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lie back. lie back.
where have you been?
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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Merlin: Gaius likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution', but I happen to believe you can be both.
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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Arthur: How stupid do you think I am!?
Merlin: You really want an honest answer to that?
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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Part two of if Arthur knew Merlin had magic since season one. The tavern thing wouldn't even be a thing anymore because Arthur would just join him. And imagine Merlin would've told Arthur about Kilgharrah and took him there once in a while too.
Arthur has been asking nothing but questions: so my father locked you away when magic was banned?
Kilgharrah who's sick of the questions: yes. Merlin, why is he meeting me?
Merlin who just want Arthur to meet more people: if he needs advice about serious things!
Arthur: I would just go to my father, he's wise
Kilgharrah: that's rich. Uther? Wise? That shouldn't even be in the same sentence.
Merlin:
Arthur: my father is wise!
Kilgharrah: he banned magic because he killed his wife because he didn't know there was rules to magic.
Arthur:
Merlin:
Arthur: maybe he isn't that wise
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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Let’s take into consideration:
Arthur would rather waste precious time before an important council meeting to run around the entire castle and search for Merlin, who, in his very honest opinion, is the worst servant of the entire kingdom or that he had ever known, than to call literally anyone else to help him dress (as if there wouldn’t be anyone ready to assist Arthur, their king, with clothes);
Arthur, and therefore Agravaine (which makes it all the more hilarious) knows every single place where Merlin could be, at that precise moment, or during that day in general;
The guards nod to Agravaine without asking anything, which only means that it is canon that everyone in Camelot knows Merlin by name;
The aforementioned point implies that everyone knows how Merlin looks like, that also means Merlin is known to never leave Arthur’s side, even during council meetings;
Arthur is running around the castle in what today we would call a pyjama, just because Merlin didn’t wake him up with, “Rise and Shine”. And he’s barefoot. That’s right. The king of Camelot, everyone, has just walked barefoot in Merlin’s chambers, in the armoury, where other knights probably are, and in the bloody stables (yes, the ones where the horses and their dungs both are), without boots on, just to look for Merlin;
Arthur is more distressed in this scene than in the one where Morgana declares war in season five. He’s fretting like a mother hen. Not only he is without breath, which means he was just coming back from his checking around, but he is red in the face and almost yelling in desperation. “Does he expect me to dress myself?!” Because apparently, Arthur literally cannot do anything without Merlin by his side. The way he says, “No sign of him” to Agravaine is so endearing, and he shouldn’t be this adorable. Unfair, Arthur. Really unfair.
Arthur just yells, (and distressingly looks around) in hope that Merlin will come back to him, because he always does. *sounds of my heart breaking into millions of pieces*
And last but not least, Arthur shouts, “Last night!”, which means the actual reason he’s going around searching for Merlin, it’s because he’s worried his world will end without his quirky and clumsy servant by his side (and the love of his life). Merlin is currently out on a quest with Gwaine to look for Gaius, since he has been kidnapped, but the problem is that Arthur doesn’t know this. What he knows is that he has fought with Merlin the day before about Gaius in the council chambers, and believes Merlin is gone for good, this time, and solely for the fight they had. Arthur feels more than guilty that he can’t make it up to his best friend, the love of his life (Agravaine helped Morgana kidnap Gaius, and it explains the ending of the scene, where he understands where Merlin is.) Now Arthur is worried that his last words to Merlin were harsh. He had last seen him when he was done with his duties the night before, and then Merlin disappeared.
No wonder they deleted this scene.
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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Arthur, to his knights: Why do you all assume Merlin had a plan? Maybe someone else has one.
Merlin: Good, go ahead.
Arthur: Oh, that was hypothetical.
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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Arthur: I wouldn't put it in those words, exactly.
Merlin: Why not?
Arthur: Because I don't know what they mean.
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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Arthur: Are you having a depressive episode?
Merlin: Episode? I'm having a depressive series. We're on season five.
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achillesuwu · 6 hours ago
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Who in bothering you king 🔪🔪🔪
(fun fact I tried to find a gif of Arthur with a sword on this but it only showed me Arthur dying or morgana with a sword 😭 and far deeper Arthur pulling out escalibur for the first time. Arthur is assigned little meow meow by tumblr 😭
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This just in
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achillesuwu · 7 hours ago
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Lmao Arthur getting feeling-wise edged for 1500 years bsbsbwbbsj poor man is chewing the bar of his enclosure to go kiss Merlin (which make all those fic where he comes out (lol) of the lake and kiss Merlin right away a lot more logical lmao)
But also imagine if Lancelot is there too bzbwbhdhd
Freya : 🧍
Lancelot 🧍
Arthur : 🧍
For 1500 years and more bdhbdbdbdbdb
Hey, do you ever think about the fact that Freya wanted to live by a lake and that Merlin wanted to accompany her there and live with her. She died and he didn’t stay at the shore.
Yet, he did it for Arthur. Just like Freya’s dream house, Merlin lives in front of a lake for Arthur.
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achillesuwu · 8 hours ago
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(always a good time to bring up the toxic yuri 😌✨)
Arthur, screaming in the pub : the only person who can have hate-sex with merlin is me!!!
Gwen : you would definitely cry if you had hate sex with merlin
Arthur (who know it's true but can't believe Gwen (to old to give a shit) would say it) : *gasp* absolutely not!?!
Leon : yes
Gwaine : yeah
Lancelot : sire...
Elyan : no comment
Perceval : yeah
Merlin, who just come back after getting the drink : how the fuck is this my life... Yes, Arthur on both
Arthur: on what!?
Merlin, putting down the drink and making Arthur get down from the table : We can have sex, the not hateful kind.
Also imagine if there actually is NO starting point. Like they just one day sat in the same bar :
Random dude, sit on the chair next to Merlin looking bored as hell in the 950's :
Merlin, looking bored as hell too :
Random dude:
Merlin :
Random dude : fuck you
Merlin : fuck you
Like they decide to mutually hate for not reason at first sight 😭✋
I love fic where merlin has friends in his waiting but I think it would be HILARIOUS if merlin get a frienemy instead. Like idk, some dude who was an old religion priest and is immortal or some lady who created a potion to be immortal,... ANYWAY someone that Merlin isn't close with but they see each other from time to time and they just have the weirdest rivalry know to man.
Their new identity got a HD pictures of them drunk out of their mind and asleep in their vomit in 1570 put everywhere in town when it SHOULDN'T be possible? The author is unknown officially but they both know that he knows they know.
Merlin come back in England after taking some decade long vacation and now there is a BIG ass female tree of that species, that produces fruits smelling like dog poops but worst, right next to his male one? He has no proof but he knows and he knows that they know he knows.
The road leading to their home was remade and now the turn is bend like a shrimp so now their automobile can't take the turn? The coupable is known.
Real footage of these two when they sees each other when they are out buying thing at the market :
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Basically the whole town being the battlefield of Annoyance of two (3? 4?) immortals.
When arthur & knights come back at first they don't know about it and Merlin being cryptic ™ he doesn't explain shit so they go though "... I have a weird feeling but I don't know if something is happening" to "that person and Merlin sure look at each other weirdly" to "are they a threat????!!!!" to "what the hell" to WHAT THE HELL CAN'T YOU STOP FOR FIVE MINUTES!?! " when the weird ass person give some food to Merlin when he got hurt but still looking at each other like that while giving/receiving the food:
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Also Arthur is feeling weirdly threatened by this weird thousans of years old rivalry. Like how dare they have a weird (homo)erotic staring contest over the tomatoes at the supermarket with HIS friend. That's should be something only Arthur can do actually. (Also Merlin has no right looking like that while he meanly stares at someone and threateningly grab a melon.)
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achillesuwu · 8 hours ago
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Be careful if you introduce them to ao3 someday to tell them "DON'T YOU DARE READ MY FIC, WAIT ACTUALLY LET ME BLOCK YOUR ASS" which I definitely will absolutely do if some day I convert my little cousins to ao3 "no darling, you are NOT going to read the fic I put there ✋ Imma block your ass on everything except Facebook aka the only place where I don't rb smut"
Me 🤝 all of you bottom arthur enjoyer (but particularly you @gd-dollopole) be like
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achillesuwu · 8 hours ago
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Thumping intensifies took me out lmao 😭 poor bunbun while have a cramp in the leg when he goes back as an human (which mean more Merlin manhandling him when they notice they are still horny as bunnies 😌😌😌
Oh my— wait a minute, it would be so fucking funny if they loose their virginity as bunbun lmao (the awkward silence with gaius and merthur would be legendary after that 😭😭 cursed bunbunbrain)
Imagine if after being human again they can't help but look at grass with flower as if it was the most beautiful meal in the world LMAO
But also 🥺👉👈 human arthur with a little bunny tail
Merthur as bunny UwU bunthur and bunlin if I may
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achillesuwu · 10 hours ago
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me when the function has merthur
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i also made this
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achillesuwu · 10 hours ago
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That moment where you think about giant Merlin holding Arthur in his palms and having his way with him🙏✨ then you remember you have technically written it and then you remember it doesn't matter because you don't have the time to read rn 😩
Woe is me 😔
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achillesuwu · 13 hours ago
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But what if I say :
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the transition from people needing each other to wanting each other is literally one of my greatest weaknesses that shit makes me want to walk into the sea and sit on the ocean floor for a thousand years
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achillesuwu · 13 hours ago
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the transition from people needing each other to wanting each other is literally one of my greatest weaknesses that shit makes me want to walk into the sea and sit on the ocean floor for a thousand years
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