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It's so funny to me that Kayne and Lilith have basically the same goals. Summon the father you hate with the help of the Blackstone, then destroy him. It's. It's really funny actually. We're basically listening to eldrich generational abuse drama

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“Heinrich Unheimlich, will you play with me?

Heinrich Unheimlich, are you in the halls?

Heinrich Unheimlich, oh, are you in sight?

Heinrich Unheimlich, don't eat my parents.”

- The ballad of Creepy Henry, as translated by my mother who's been speaking German since the 90s

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Gwen Bouchard victim blaming Colin for being consumed by a computer will always be funny

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Melanie with the tape recorders is legit:

melanie holding a gun to a tape recorder: tell me the name of god you mechanical piece of shit

tape recorder: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

melanie cocking the gun, tears streaming down her face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Protocol art! I had a very specific idea in my head for this new external, Heinrich Unheimlich.

Cant wait to see more of this guy, sure hes gonna be a real freak lol.

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no alice! don’t form an antagonistic relationship with your new boss, who used to be a coworker, after going through The Horrors and losing a dear friend! don’t go looking for the truth behind what happened to someone close to you that went missing! it didn’t end well for the last guy alice PLS

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Ah yes, Henry Creepy, Joe Spooky’s distant cousin

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they saw EVERYTHING

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am i the only one who thought that the "british guy with posh accent" was referring to jonah?

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Henry Uncanny and Joe Spooky are dating, to me.

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The glitch sound to indicate a lie is kinda the funniest writing decision tmagp made

Im like imagine Freddie sitting back listening with me and every once in a while being like "no you dont lmao" and presses a big glitch button whenever gwen says she has things to do

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When people pair Arthur with someone else and John isn't involved:

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A huge part of the horror of Malevolent that I think about all the time is that John is very often just stuck watching all this happen. Yes we're all listening to it but John sees *everything*. We talk all the time about all of Arthur's horrible injuries but John is just made to watch, time and time again, while the man he loves gets absolutely butchered and there's nothing he can do but shout and beg and plead. Arthur cut the stone out of Antione but John had to watch as he did it. And even outside of all the gore, Arthur heard the music played by all the other versions of himself but John had to look at all these men with the same face as his dear friend that Kayne had broken before them. We can only hear it but John has to watch it *all*.

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he's a regular there

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kayne somehow having the most crushing daddy issues of them all in the Daddy Issues Podcast wasn’t on my season finale betting sheet but really it should’ve been. azathoth slept through all of his recitals growing up and now he has an orchestra of boyfailure humans (one guy copypasted) and weeps at the concept of joy

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Mildly concerned for Harlan Guthrie's neighbors given the amount of visceral screams this episode contained