#Tommy Graph

[paul-simon-juggling]

Young Simon & Garfunkel pics that make me happy which u may or may not have seen :)

Respective Paul & Artie editions coming soon!!

[moonage-dancer]

why does pAUL LOOK LIKE THAT WHERE IS THIS PHOTO FROM

(song slaps btw)

[jackwhiteprophetic]

Hey guys have been doing some data analysis on hit TV show 9-1-1 today as one does, and basically:

- based on data from 7x01 to present (8x04, excluding 7x08 as none of the related characters are in this episode).

- Buck says "Eddie" an average of 0 (ZERO) times per episode if Tommy is not present.

- if Tommy is in a scene, Buck says "Eddie" an average of 2.75 times per episode.

- this is over double Buck's over all "Eddie" average per episode since season 2, which is currently 1.08 EPEs (eddie-per-episodes).

(here is my graph with data from S2 to S7, I will make a new one maybe at end of 8A but definitely by the end of season 8)

More data/analyses under the cut

If anyone is curious on similar data for Eddie:

- 0.4 BPEs if no T.

- 1.125 BPEs if T present.

(currently overall, Eddie is at 0.73 BPEs)

Sorry if I counted anything wrong lmao ANYWAY we bear in mind that when Tommy is present it is due to a Buck/Eddie plot in that episode (because they are often deliberately paired together by the writers) and just have more lines anyway so may be more likely to speak each others' names.

To me this highlights that Buck and Eddie are being heavily linked together whenever Tommy is there, which indicates that the writers want the audience to associate Buck's romantic relationships with Eddie. Also when interpreting Tommy as a storytelling device used to represent part of Buck's queer awakening, having Eddie be tied to this is another potentially interesting writing choice.

Basically gay Eddie is haunting bi Buck's narrative and Buck is narratively condemned to be unable to separate his queerness from his attachment to Eddie

[bibuckagenda]

Ravi “who’s Tommy?” Panikkar meeting Tommy for the first time and he asks him if it’s weird being eddie’s friend and dating Buck since they’re divorced.

[addlepater]

I found this thing I made a while back and GOOD GOD I was wrong on some of these. such are the woes of trying to make Minecraft role-play characters political.

[peppermintquartz]

The rose-colored glasses come off only around month four of their relationship, and even then a tint of soft dusky pink remains like a filter in front of Buck's eyes.

He knows Tommy's sense of humor is dryer than Death Valley, and he tends towards morbid commentary, but Buck finds tapeworms and maggots fascinating, so they match in that aspect anyhow.

What Buck doesn't clock at first - because it doesn't happen to him - is how bitchy Tommy can be.

--

Eddie shows up for movie night with a moustache over his upper lip.

Tommy raises his eyebrows. He radiates judgment. "You're branching out to being a porn star or is this a tribute to Eddie Guerrero?"

Buck doesn't even know who Eddie Guerrero is, but Eddie Diaz definitely does, going by the narrowing of his eyes, and he punches Tommy's shoulder none-too-gently about it.

Tommy pretends to stagger. "I didn't even make a comment about lying, cheating and stealing."

"Fuck you, Kinard."

"I got Evan for that," Tommy snarks back.

After the movie, Eddie dumps the remaining popcorn into Tommy's hair. Tommy wrestles Eddie to the ground, and feeds him a handful he snatches out of his curls. Buck is laughing too much to separate them.

--

"You're here to eat dinner, not each other's faces," Chimney says with a roll of his eyes.

"It's not like I'm scarring your child," Tommy drawls. "I'm sorry you're insecure about seeing two super hot hunks showing affection. Go kiss your wife about it."

"Don't tease him," Maddie scolds. "And behave."

Tommy ducks his head. "Sorry, Maddie."

Buck scratches the tip of his nose, because he's the one who has been running the top of his foot up and down Tommy's calf.

But then Tommy leans over the table to kiss Chimney on the forehead and gazes intently into his eyes. "Sorry, gorgeous. Next time, if I'm allowed, I'll eat your face."

While Chimney sputters, Buck smacks Tommy on his tricep.

"You have my permission," Maddie says, grinning.

"You don't have mine," Buck growls.

Chimney sputters, "Maddie!"

"I'm not insecure seeing two hot hunks make out in front of me," Maddie says, taking a sip of her wine with an arched brow and a wink.

--

They're cut off by a motorcyclist in a plaid shirt, blasting heavy metal as it goes, weaving in and out of the traffic on the freeway.

"Inconsiderate jerk," Buck grumbles.

"Nah, not that inconsiderate." Tommy drums his fingers on the wheel, his shades making him look like an A-list movie star. "He's wearing graph paper. Easy to calculate how much of a waste of space he is."

Buck almost chokes on his iced coffee.

--

"...and then Uncle Tommy said to Jessica Denson, 'I would call your parents, but I doubt they wanna talk about their biggest disappointment'," Mara says, a huge gleeful smile on her face.

Hen looks askance at Tommy, who shrugs unrepentantly. "What? She was taunting Mara about being adopted."

"And you're absolutely right to say that," Karen says, holding up a hand for a high five, and Tommy gives it to her.

Buck sighs. "Sorry, Hen."

She makes a face. "Nah. She deserves that. But next time, you pick her up."

[chobani-flip]

nicknames and terms of endearment @bucktommypositivityweek eddie pov, eddie is a good supportive friend, a teensy bit cracky? maybe?

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"did you know that calling someone a silly pig in cantonese is a term of endearment?" says buck, having secured his phone in the inside pocket of his turnouts.

they're on their way to a four-car pile-up on the freeway and it's just buck and eddie from their usual crowd in the cabin with chim and hen having gone ahead in the smaller ambulance car.

thompson and mckenna give him blank looks while eddie huffs out a loud breath and settles in to follow whatever tangent brewed up inside buck while he'd been staring at his screen in between the calls.

"french people call their loved ones cabbage," offers gerig, their new probie, uncertainly, slowly trailing off at mckenna's widened eyes and minute headshakes.

"do not encourage him," thompson mouths and eddie has to pretend to be stroking his mustache as he tries to hide his grin. they should know by now that buck needs no encouragement.

it's only been a week since he stopped following up every mention of tommy with "you know, my boyfriend", so eddie figures this is a natural development. though to be fair to buck and his heart-eyes, sometimes the "boyfriend" was louder than necessary with a significant side-eye in gerrard's direction.

"i know! i was just reading about it!" buck says, tapping at the cell in his turnouts. "it's so weird! but it shouldn't be! we say 'baby' and 'honey' and 'sweetiepie' and i was just thinking: why? because yeah, babies are cute but they're babies. and honey and pie are sweet but cavities aren't fun. so..."

eddie sees mckenna throw a slightly desperate look towards the front seat, and remembers that he's always been a bit of an asshole, but their 'captain' has somehow managed to fall asleep between the alarm, clambering into their turnouts and inside the truck, the siren, and the manouvering on the road. again. eddie makes a mental note to up the number on the new complaint form he's got sitting on his tablet at home. hopefully, they'll be rid of him before gerrard falls asleep holding a megaphone next to a construction fire with their crew still inside.

"so have you finished the graph yet?" eddie asks and enjoys both buck's delighted grin and mckenna's look of horror. because he knows buck. of course there's a graph in the works.

"not yet! but it seems that across languages people use things that are valuable like precious metals or gemstones very often, and then body parts or like, you know, 'my heart' 'my soul'. and then there's fruits and vegetables, like the cabbage in french, or melon in mandarin, and animals like cat, bear, mouse or rabbit."

"could you send me a link to the jstor article?" asks gerig, the probie, bringing the conversation to a halt. "or, i mean, wherever you got the research," he continues, nervously, shooting nervous glances at the dangerous looks buck, thompson and mckenna are throwing him. though buck's the most predatory of them all. "my sister keeps talking about jstor when she complains about all the essay writing she needs to do, so i thought that's what everyone used for research."

"so it's just for college students?" there's a bit of a whine in buck's voice, and eddie stretches his leg to give his ankle a commiserating tap with his boot.

gerig shakes his head, and buck's face brightens.

"i think some library cards give you access as well. or you can pay for it yourself, but callie says it's really expensive."

"jstor, jstor," buck mumbles to himself, tapping at his cell inside his done-up turnouts, and craning his neck to check the screen of the navigation at the front for their eta.

"i can remind you when we get back?" gerig suggests, tucking his legs further under him to avoid the kicks from mckenna and thompson.

"thanks, probie!" buck's smile is all sunshine. "you know, i bet they have something on the mandarin gege and korean oppa. because like, i know it's not really weird for them, that it's not actually like calling your lover your older brother, not really or whatever, but-"

eddie snorts.

"what?!"

"glass houses, buckaroo," eddie says, remembering the last time he caught a glimpse of the contact name on buck's screen when he was facetiming tommy during downtime and learned more about their relationship and sex life than he strictly wanted to. buck frowns at him, so he taps at his own inside pocket and gestures with his chin, enjoying the realization spread red across buck's cheekbones.

"that's not- that's a- that's different..." he trails off. "or is it? oh! that's interesting. i wonder if-"

and then the truck's jerking to a halt, and gerrard's barking: "what? what! are we there yet? well, go! go! get out! get to work!"

and then they're all climbing out of the truck, getting the jaws and rushing to help out chim and hen with the injured.

after the ambulances leave and they settle back into the truck, eddie watches buck pull out his phone and start tapping away.

"jay store... is that without the e, probie? right, yeah, got it...oooooh"

eddie leans his head against the window and wonders when buck's gonna decide to share his upcoming academic research on daddy kink with the whole 118 and their decrepit captain, and whether that might count as a murder attempt.

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author's note: i don't believe ive seen our evan buckley introduced to jstor or other catalogues like this in fic and i think that's kinda criminal. fanon buck loves to research all kinds of niche shit, and he'd enjoy the fuck out of reading academic papers and then quoting macshay et al in people's faces.

[bonesandthebees]

im confused sorry but why is everyone celebrating tommy, jack, and phil talking about dream that way?? im seeing a lot of mixed sides on them talking about this so im so sorry if you cant answer

oh boy anon uh. this is a bit like opening pandora's box ngl.

I don't know how much context to give but basically a very very pared down version is: back when the dsmp was in its heyday with cctommy being, yknow, 16 years old, there were some instances of interactions he and dream had that seemed off in certain ways, but given that us fans only saw the public thing + general fandom opinion of dream being very different at that time we generally tended to believe that the interactions were joking and friendly on all sides

over the years, as we've come to learn more about the person dream really is a lot of fans have looked back on these somewhat strange interactions with a more critical eye. specifically with the podcast clip I reblogged, tommy, jack, and phil were referring to a twitter interaction dream and tommy had back in 2021. tommy had made a dumb joke about dream, dream replied basically saying he made tommy's career and that tommy owed his success to him and even posted graphs of sub counts and stuff to prove his point?? I don't remember exactly what the reply was but it was along those lines and was strangely aggressive for an obvious joke tommy was making. so phil replied to dream with his own tweet basically saying "imagine taking credit for another creator's success because you helped guide them a bit" which was such an eloquent and simple takedown that the tweet has achieved somewhat legendary status in the fanbase lol

so yeah, in the podcast tommy, jack, and phil were talking about the behind the scenes of that whole thing basically revealing what most of us figured: tommy was joking and dream took it way too seriously and got aggressive publicly on twitter with someone who was ostensibly his friend, who he could've just dmed to clear things up. the reason phil jumped in is because tommy had dmed him at the time asking phil to help because he wasn't sure if dream was trying to joke as well or if he was genuinely pissed at him.

also on this podcast (which is a bonus episode only technically available on their paid patreon) tommy, jack, and phil all talked pretty openly about their true feelings regarding dream during that time and also now. basically, what phil and jack were both saying was there were a lot of red flags with dream's behavior back then with the way he treated the people around him. it's basically very cathartic for a lot of the fanbase to hear about this because we've all suspected for a long time there was a lot more animosity between cc's behind the scenes, especially after that spilled over to dream's public behavior on twitter.

sorry if that's not exactly coherent I am tired but I hope that explains things a bit

[try-set-me-on-fire]

@bigfootsmom @daffi-990 @rewritetheending tagged me in fuck it Friday! Wrote this on a plane yesterday, sorry or you’re welcome to the stranger sitting next to me

Tommy frowns at the noise, looking around by the bedside. “Baby, you're hurting. Do you have the- thing.”

The little clicker that lets patients self-administer a set amount of morphine. It's there, Tommy finds it after a minute, but Eddie knows how this goes. Buck doesn't like the out-of-it feeling of heavy duty painkillers, and another dose now will probably delay him being allowed to get out of here. He'll refuse and just try to muddle through, swallow up all his grimaces, tuck the pain somewhere no one will see. Maybe Eddie and Tommy can work together, two worried heads better than one to convince Buck out of needless suffering. Except-

Tommy passes Buck the button and he presses it easily, sinking a little more into the bed, a little closer — somehow — to Tommy. Tommy kisses his cheek as Buck’s breathing gets a little easier in an opposing line on a graph to the way Eddie's breath gets tangled in his chest.

Because it hits Eddie that he thinks maybe he never took care of Buck right. He didn't ever know he was doing it wrong, but he must have been. Buck never let go, for him. He never let every wall down like this, curling up soft and quiet and confident that he will be kept safe and adored all the while.

Eddie makes a noise. He doesn't hear it, himself, but he must have for the way Tommy and Buck both look up at him. Buck's eyes get a little wide like he hadn't realized Eddie was there.

“Eddie,” he says, searching his face. “Are you okay? Did you get hurt, too?”

“No, Buck.” His voice is surprisingly steady. “I’m okay.”

It’s almost midnight but you can take this as an inspiration saturday/seven sentence Sunday tag @iinryer @chronicowboy @homerforsure @colonoscopys @butchdiaz

[beforeastorm]

9-1-1 Bashing Fics: September Update

Wanted to share an updated graph, now that Tommy has taken the crown, officially, as most bashed 9-1-1 character on AO3 (regardless of public/private works). The chart above is a mix of mains and LIs - either they just have a lot of bashing fics overall, or they've had more written recently.

More under the cut

Here's a chart with well, everyone:

Yeah that's a mess. How about just love interests?

Notes:

This is as of September 20.

Someone asked in the tags on a prev post about which 'ships the bashing fics are written for. Here's the thing - the tools I use are good for things like date, kudos, author, where the same info is in the same place pretty consistently. Because the amount of relationship/additional tags varies widely, it all goes a bit wibbly on that part. It usually grabs the first relationship tag pretty well, but whether the 'main' ship is the first listed relationship depends on the author. So I'm not really comfortable making claims. But as a treat, I will share that there is a Maddie bashing fic where the first relationship tag is CC-2224|Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi! Just, thought that was fun.

These are only public works - not any locked fics

As an aside, I keep meaning to run the numbers on the summer of buckfidelity/infideleddie, but honestly (unrepentant) cheating fics are... just such a no for me, every time I start I end up just closing my computer. It may or may not end up happening.

If people have any interest in other 9-1-1 statistics - feel free to drop a line!

[mazzystar24]

the funniest thing about that graph is that it isn't even all the tines peple have said eddie to buck in some way, it's the times buck has said "eddie" and it's still the highest number at 11 in 7x04

Buck anytime ever: EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE

Buck around tommy: EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE

[jovenshires]

TOP TEN DYNAMICS RESULTS

hello everyone!! yesterday concluded my top ten dynamics poll results. what a rollercoaster tbh. thank you so much for voting, for following the results these past few weeks, and talking to me about the poll!! i had so so SO much fun <3 and exactly one (1) person asked me for a breakdown of the results (tyvm @notthatalex <3) so, without further ado, here are the top 20 dynamics (i included the next ten for comparison purposes) AND how many votes they got:

damien & shayne: 108 votes (75%)

angela & chanse: 105 votes (73%)

amanda & angela: 102 votes (71%)

spencer & tommy: 84 votes (58%)

anthony & ian: 70 votes (49%)

courtney & shayne: 62 votes (43%)

shayne & spencer: 56 votes (39%)

arasha & ian: 55 votes (38%)

angela & damien: 50 votes (35%)

amanda & shayne: 40 votes (28%)

angela & shayne: 37 votes (26%)

jackie & shayne: 33 votes (23%)

damien & jackie: 32 votes (22%)

courtney & spencer: 28 votes (19%)

courtney & damien: 25 votes (17%)

courtney & ian: 25 votes (17%)

courtney & olivia: 23 votes (16%)

damien & tommy: 23 votes (16%)

courtney & tommy: 22 votes (15%)

ian & shayne: 20 votes (14%)

i also broke that down into lil pie graphs bc im a nerd:

and, if anybody is REALLY curious and wants to see, here is the live results page! keep in mind that some of these dynamics have since been disqualified and thus have not been counted, but that mostly didn't affect much FKJNDJSRN

thank you once again! tune in next time for.... group dynamics maybe? idk y'all tell me what i should do next lmao

[nosesitter]

Big meeting

|boss!joel

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a/n: I love vibrators that are controlled with a remote it’s so hot!! I just knew Boss!Joel would be kinky enough the want to do something like this. This one was a quickie but I loved it. Love you guys🫶🏻

⚠️ boss!Joel,use of sex toy!! remote controlled vibrator to be specific, fingering, slight orgasm denial, voyeurism, DOUBLE PENETRATION, quickie sex, unprotected pinv, creampie, they having sex at work again (don’t do this irl), Joel be manhandaling reader lowkey, proofread quickly let me know if there’s any mistakes

Nails tapping against the keyboard. You’re filling out graphs and switching back and forth from Excel to PowerPoint. It’s your first big meeting today and you want to pull out all the bells and whistles. Tommy and Joel run this company so for them to take you seriously enough to promote you, you’ve decided to go all out today. Making their company and yourself look good. As you finish up you decide to give your makeup a little touch up. Reapplying your lipstick and touching up your foundation. There’s a small knock at your door and then it open. It’s Joel.

“Quit working so hard or Tommy will give you my job, and I know you don’t want that.” He says as he closes the door behind him and walks right to the front of your desk. He pulls out a little black bag from inside his suit and just lets it drop from his hand onto the desk. It makes a thud when it drops. You look back up at Joel and he just raises his brow mischievously. He comes around your desk as your hands grab the bag. your hand goes in and out pulls a light pink vibrator, it looks like a clip on light for a book, a big thick bottom that curves into a skinny tailed bulb. Eyes going a little big as you look at it. As you sit in your desk looking at it Joel is standing right next to you, his fingers come to your chin grabbing it and pulling you lightly to look up at him.

“I want to put this in you, right now.” He tells you as he takes it from your hand and steps back a little, enough to pull your chair out from the desk to face him. He pulls up a bit of his pant leg before he gets down on one knee. He places one hand on your knee and spreads them apart. Your skirt can only let you move so far so he pulls your arm for you to stand and quickly bunches your skirt up to your hips and pulls you back into the seat. Now your legs are fully spread in front of him. You can’t help but feel so fucking turned on right now. Since Joel fucked you in his office the two of y’all have been trying to get your hands on each other anywhere possible in the building. Once in the copy room, in the break room you gave him head, and in Tommy’s office, he licked, and fingered, and ate till you squirted right on his desk, while he was away in Dallas.

Joel loves to have hips lips on yours down below. Loved the tang of your orgasm on his tongue, exploding like pop rocks as he sucks at your clit. Pulling the sweetest moans, your fingers locking in his hair as you grind your pussy into his mouth. So greedy for him to eat at you. He spoils you and the both of y’all know it. Joel’s had a lot of sex, but you by far are the best. making his cock hard just at the thought of you, and his pull out game very weak. Your sweet cunt pulling him in tighter with every snap of his hips.

Back in the chair Joel takes his pointer and middle finger and sticks them in his mouth. You bend your knees close to your chest, slouching down and hooking your arms under your knees still keeping them spread for Joel. His pointer finger grazes your thong, hooking it under the thin materiel and moving it to the side. No surprise, you had became wet the moment Joel poked his head into your office. His finger circles around your entrance gathering some wetness on the tip of his appendage. The teasing he does causes you to clench around nothing making him let out a laugh.

“So eager t’get filled, baby?” He says pushing his two fingers inside your warm cunt, immediately he curves it up causing you to arch your back against the chair, you nearly slip out but he’s quick to place a hand on the back of your thigh to keep you in place. He pulls his fingers out and takes the pink toy and moves the thick part of it through your wet folds, your body pulls back at the coldness of it but Joel’s quick to relax your body by rubbing his thumb into your clit slowly.

“I’m gon’ put this in ya’ and control it from my phone.” He tells you and slips it inside you. It quickly stretches out your walls around it until it reaches the skinny end. You flutter around it a little getting used to the feeling of it inside of you. Joel begins to notice the wetness seeping from the side of it hanging out of you. He moves the skinny bulb right over your clit pressing it down so it stays in place. He moves your thong back over your pussy keeping the vibrating toy snug inside of you. He quickly gets up and helps you out as well. Pulling your legs from your grasp and helping you stand so he can pull your pencil skirt back down to your mid thigh.

He gives you one last look, a light smile forming on his lips. “You ready to go?”

———

You feel so…full. Just absolutely stuffed, trying to walk normally, hoping none of these men in suits can sense something’s off. All five of them sit on one side of the table with their backs to the glass window while Tommy’s at the head of the table, Joel and you sitting on the other side, facing the glass. While you grab a seat quickly Joel goes around greeting every man by first name, pulling them into a tight friendly handshake. Tommy told you that these New York money types love them some texan people. The sickly-sweet ooze of southern hospitality coming from Joel’s lips as he asks them if they need anything from him while they stay in the city.

“Can’t have our yankee pals having a bad time in Texas!” There’s a rumble of laughter to come from all seven men. It does make you feel a bit small to be surrounded by the strong masculine energy, but Joel’s quick to send a wink your way and directing the meeting back to business for you.

“Let’s take a seat boys, momma over here gots some important things to talk about.” You try to cough away the blush forming on your face from Joel’s pet name for you. You stand and introduce yourself to the seven men ogling you trying to get through this meeting with a vibrator inside of you.

As you’re clicking through PowerPoints Joel reaches inside his pocket pulling out his phone. Your eyes dart to him tapping away on his phone. Your breath hitches in your throat at the thought of the vibrator coming alive inside of you. As you’re about to finish this segment for Tommy to take over, it starts to vibrate. Your stomach clenches and your hand comes over your lower stomach. Your pussy flutters around the vibrator but it just send goosebumps up your body. Tommy tries to take over but Joel’s quick to ask a question.

“What’s the outcome for this quarter going to be with cuts?” You walk a little forward, hand coming to the edge of the table by Tommy. You grab it hard trying to stay balanced but the low vibration inside of you and on your clit it driving you insane. You open the folder in your hand, staring right at the answer to his question but you can’t talk. When you open your mouth the vibrating stops, taking a breath you finally speak.

“Five thousand every three months.” You tell him, the New York men mumble amongst themselves all nodding in agreement. Your eyes go to Joel who’s trying his hardest to hold his smirk back on his face. Tommy finally stands and begins to take over for a bit.

You take your seat, legs crossing hard as you clench around the vibrator. Wiggling in your seat trying to relieve yourself of the intensity it’s bringing you too. One hand comes up to rub the back of your neck- it’s damp, the small baby hairs sticking to your skin. As your body is beginning to calm down Joel pulls his phone back up and taps away at it briefly. Hands grabbing the arm rests of the chair preparing for another round of slow vibrations. But it’s not slow this time.

He’s definitely upped the vibrations now. Probably having it at a low medium, but it’s still signaling alarms all through your body. Working you to an unwanted, at least right now, orgasm. Tommy notices Joel on his phone, cleaning his throat lightly at him. Joel’s send him a look then stands and excuses himself leaving you about to cum. He stands on the other side of the glass with his phone against his ear but you can see no one called him he just wants to see you writhe. Seeing if you’ll actually cum in front of his brother and five strangers.

Your head tosses back into the leather seat, trying to remain focused on Tommy talking about dealing with leftover back stock. The vibrations so strong inside of you, feeling it from your clit to your taint. At this point you can’t help but clench around the vibrator trying to suppress yourself from coming. It’s nearing the end of the meeting right now, Joel, Tommy, and you will be leaving the meeting giving a chance to let the money men talk. As Tommy clicks to the last slide on the PowerPoint the vibrating stops and Joel comes back inside the conference room.

“We’ll talk this over quick but we think we know our answer already, just have to be sure.” One of the men says. The three of y’all excusing yourselves and leaving.

“Headin’ to the can,” Tommy says and heads down the other end of the hallway. Quickly you walk into Joel’s office pulling him inside and walking him to his couch he has in there.

“Please, please let me cum,” you’re begging him at this point he takes a seat and pulls out his phone opening the app and pressing the big button in the middle of the screen. The vibration comes back to life inside of you, so strong it causes you to drop to your knees in front of him.

“I could see it on your face, you wanted t’cum so damn bad.” He moves forward elbows pressing into his knees as you just stay close to the floor. You can feel your thighs beginning to shake, the wetness spreading quickly to your thighs. Sitting up to your knees, fingers grabbing at the zipper and pulling off your skirt. Joel’s quick to do the same thing with his slacks. Pulling them past his thighs and to his ankles.

“Come up here baby, ride me quick,” You get up and straddle him, pulling your underwear aside again and grabbing the vibrator, that’s still going, trying to pull it out. “Don’t you fucking dare, leave it in.” You try to protest but Joel pulls you down on him. He enters you, pushing under the vibrator causing it to bulge out your stomach. It’s so much stimulation so quickly that you can’t help but cum right then and there. Joel grabs your shaking body and pulls you flush against him. He shimmies down the couch, feet pressing flat against the floor so he can hammer into you quickly.

The wet slapping sounds of skin are echoing through Joel’s office. Your face pressed into his neck trying to muffle your moans that can’t help but come out.

“Listen to that baby, you’re so fucking wet, the fucking vibrations feels- ah great on my cock.” He moans into your ear as his arms get tighter around you. He gives you a few more thrusts and then slams into your deep one last time. Holding you there as he shoots him load into you. Your pussy flutters around him so fast, pulling whatever he has left out of his balls. While he’s still inside of you he grabs his phone and turns off the vibrator.

Your body feels numb, feeling overcome with the need to sleep, you’re absolutely drained. Joel sees this and slowly pulls out to lay you down on the couch next to him. Your legs stay spread open, your hand coming to down to grab at the vibrator. Your teeth bite at your bottom lip as your pull it out feeling it spread your lips apart and then close back up as you just let it fall from your fingers and onto the couch.

“Fuucking Jesus Christ! I need a picture of that.” Joel looks between your legs and pulls up his phone snapping a picture and then turning it around the show you. Your pussy red and so swollen, just dripping Joel’s cum, your thighs are completely soaked, a light sheen of wetness spread all over you. As you’re laying there Joel cleans up putting the used vibrator back in it’s little black bag to be cleaned and used another day.

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[gravel-rotat-e]

How Well Would Hermits Take Care Of Children?

Intro and graphs / Hermits part 1 / Hermits part 2 / Hermits part 3

Hope this was educational! It made me realize I never want to do this again!

All fics linked beneath the cut, and a few were rec'd multiple times :]

The Sunseekers by MawoftheMagnetar

this is about a stuffed bird by Bee_4

i can be the one you call (series) by mayflowers07

Caught in the Spider's Web by thatgirlfromasgard

give in to the great unknown by ceevee

A Rift Through Worlds (A Hermitcraft x Dream SMP AU) by beaningeneraldenial

Incarnate Inchoate by underoriginal

Dreamers and the Dead by ardentarchivist, GraveDigger, Pitruli

What We Do For Love by redcursive

Come Morning Light [multipart] by @arts-and-drafts

Evil X finds a child by DeadlyHuggles

Third Time’s The Charm by SneakyToni

Parental Rights by Live 

dog at the door by fluffy_papaya & iamsolarflare

The Cain Instinct by dontrollthedice

It Runs in the Family by the_space_ace

somewhere (he can be free) by transvav

Hermit's Hold (Hermitcraft Gold Rush AU) by CannedCrow

to convey a certain brilliance by Bee_4

Iris AU [series] by shovel-shuffle

Hometown [series] by AstronautBeans

Poison the Well by HighAsAFlyingFish 

Grian is not a biologist [series] by gildedfeathers

Shells in the Foam (a Hermit!Tommy fanfic) by Cedarwhisp21

it takes two to play (the game of mutual secrecy) by kiwinatorwaffles

Follow Me Home by RedWinterRoses

Rendad the therapy dog by hi_imSanttu 

Venom in Your Blood by Paranoid_Pug 

Out of Moonlight [series] by 00FFFF & blueticked

Sanguine and Poppies by LittleMoon285

Churches aren't always safe by Introvertinhell

The Hermit Canyon by redcursive

the slow and lengthy process of un-traumatizing your local birb friend [series] by HaloRocks1214

Allerseelen by JellieLover

The Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeichiAkechi24 (Wattpad)

Featherweight by DoctorSiren

catch a falling star and bring it home by otterakari

[anaalnathrakhs]

polycrue ship chart at the suggestion of @arnold-layne

additional notes under the cut if u to read my ramblings about. i dunno. rpf character studies i guess. i can elaborate on literally every single point of this btw ask if u want additional additional notes.

I think it's difficult to answer the pronouns & sexuality question when 1st we're already realitybending to make the ship happen, and 2nd beyond they wouldn't be caught dead having pronouns or identifying as anything. Also why the individual relationships graph is all unlabeled. Anyway so.

I think they'd pretty much all fuck with being called it to some extent (im not projecting shut up), given the part they tended to play up, to appear scary and cool in the media, on stage, etc. I think it works with Mick's alien shtick, it works with Nikki and Tommy's wild partying habits, it even works a little with Vince's similar party aura as like, a kink thing, though less for him than the others. A kink thing for all of them really.

My personal opinion on their orientations is that it's not gay if it's in a band. At a certain point, with the obligations and limitations of it (touring, working together, making ART together, etc), being contractually stuck together for years, also denotes of and builds close relationships that can't necessarily fit a strictly emotional and interpersonal model. It's like buddy movies cop duos, it's always gay but not gay as long as it's on the clock. So while I do think there's some genuine bisexuality in the mix for some of them, I think the preexisting relationships trumps the dick-first approach to dating they have. Also see: every individual relationship is unlabeled. These bitches are not communicating godbless.

Honestly this chart isn't strictly about one or another way they could live a polycrue scenario, it's not a domestic AU, it's not a full queerplatonic reading, it's not a realistic drama about how it'll never work cuz they are the way they are, etc. We're assuming it happened in the first place, and it's not TOO far from the real setting otherwise. No idea if I make sense, but yknow. you see the vision.

For everything else, I'll have to say it's really difficult to summarize any parameter cause there's like, forty years of very different situations and potential situations to pick from. It's never static, but same thing as above, we're assuming they have their heads out of their asses enough to sort of be poly together in whatever way it might be meant, and nothing much else changes. So this is like, a "things are pretty good on an average day" still. Though if there's something that's really not your interpretation I'd love to hear about it (and anyway Rory's going to post his own version of chart so there's gonna be discussions lmao)

[lover-of-mine]

can you do screentime for buck and tommy? oh wait no i can do it for you. tommy had less screentime this season then bobby was dead for. and after episode 6 he had a total of less then 2 minutes of screentime combined in 2 episodes including the finale. that's what we like to call a plot device that is getting carried over because he's not done doing his job in the plot aka buddie. that's also a sign that the show does not give a shit about tommy at all.

I'm curious now, so I can, actually. Keeping the same rules I did for my buddie supercut, if the scene is about them, I keep the whole scene, if it's I cut around them to just get the moments where both are in frame. I kept the helicopter scenes from 703 in full because I didn't feel like cutting around it and I kept the whole thing for the buddie one, so, fair is fair, I did cut around buddie for the medal ceremony, so I also cut around them. I came to 22 minutes and 40 seconds of screen time for the whole season. It's 6 episodes, they're averaging out at 3:46 seconds per episode. They had 18m40s in 7a, 4m in 7b. That's 3 episodes for each half, 7a has an average of a bit over 6 minutes, same as buddie, and 7b has an average of 1m20s. I don't feel like doing a graph, that would be taking it too far, but that's a 500% drop in screen time between seasons. Math doesn't lie.

I will continue to say Tommy's purpose is not buddie, but sure, if you keep thinking that it's up to you.