anaalnathrakhs

[anaalnathrakhs]

(stumbles into your inbox, grabs you by the shoulders) CONCLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥺

omggg CONCLAVE right??

[anaalnathrakhs]

my selfish comfort fantasy is that someone with power over me asks a question that prompts me to explain everything that's wrong with me and has gone wrong with my life forever and why i Lack The Vitamin, and then everyone says huh that sucks i understand sorry it happened, and they bring me to a special psychologist that will invent me a life purpose in a timely manner and in a field with liveable pay.

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What can a whore say?

Tedesco x Her by Megan Thee Stallion

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"The whole film is a jigsaw puzzle of locations in Rome and studio builds. We built the elements of the Sistine Chapel with the amazing craftsmen at Cinecittà and the rooms and corridors of the Casa Santa Marta. This film is about juxtapositions between what we think we know and what we don’t. We discussed playing with those elements to create a more dramatic visual story. Rome is beautiful with amazing ornate architecture, but it also has contemporary architecture that we decided to play with. The feminine shapes and gold, softer side were juxtaposed against hard black lines, and the whites, blues, and blacks against the gold and rich reds." — Suzie Davies, Production Designer for CONCLAVE (2024).

[anaalnathrakhs]

Cardinal Lawrence it seams I’ve grown quite fond of you.

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I’m sure this has been done

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Resurrecting this dead account to post pope fanart

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I dunno I just think if a seemingly innocuous film about cardinals assembling to vote in a new pope inspires memes like these it's worth a fucking watch

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Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

[anaalnathrakhs]

y'all are too obsessed with the vaping cardinal and not obsessed enough with isabella rossellini's expertise with that copy machine.

[anaalnathrakhs]

The Conclave bit where Lawrence is told "His Holiness is refusing to get dressed" and 2 seconds later Vincent saying to Thomas "I was waiting for you to come" is driving me INSANE. Vincent wouldn't get dressed - wouldn't become the Pope - before getting Thomas's approval and understanding. He knew Thomas would come to him, he knew they would have to talk, and he would delay the WHOLE THING until Thomas came and Vincent told him his secret.

The frankness, the simplicity, the beauty of "I was waiting for you to come" - Doubting Thomas, you must believe in me before I become this.

[anaalnathrakhs]

He's the least sequestered man on the planet. He's in crisis. He's a mean girl. He is God's weakest soldier. He's a 60 yr old man but he's giving failgirl eldest daughter energy. He manages. He's canonically bisexual. He's celibate. He was born in a wet cardboard box. He serves cunt. He has a certain sadness in his eyes you only see in Eastern European gay porn. He struggles to open a ziplock bag, and he DOES NOT WANT YOUR VOTE!

I didn't say a name, but he popped in your head, didn't he?

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I think what i enjoyed most about Conclave was how obsessed with its own premise it was. Movie that keeps going “is it not fucking crazy that they just lock them all in the pear wriggler like this? Isn’t it wild that this is how new popes get chosen?” and i was like hell yeah it is brother. It’s crazy as fuck

[anaalnathrakhs]

conclave is an amusing instance where you see the extremely well-made video edits backed by rupaul and charli xcx songs and think ‘surely this is giving me a warped impression of what this film is about’ and then you watch it and realise it really is like that

[anaalnathrakhs]

Honestly the funniest part of Conclave was every character whipping out their reading glasses whenever they needed to look at something because they're all old as fuck and can't see.

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the way this review gets me deep inside (by @nancysavoca!)