#This is so fun man thanks for the hcs 😂

[whereismyhat5678]

guess who? it's me with hcs!

..Evelyn hcs? Hah, nope!

TWITCH HCS JUMPSCARE- /J

Ok ok, so first off I like to imagine since Twitch was never born with a real voice, she replicates everyone else's! Like Peppino, Gus, Stick, Gerome, etc.

She also has nicknamed many of the folks! Here's most of them:

Peppino = Mr. Pizza

Gustavo = Gnome boi

Mr. Stick = Oncelers cousin

Brick = Remy

Gerome = Short cousin!

John = Tall cousin!!

Pepperman = Apple

Vigilante = the cow guy.

Noise = Noid

Noisette = Cheesecake

Fake Pep/Bruno = The Thing (like the movie)

Pizzaface = food...

Pizzahead = that guy (..or malewife /j)

Evelyn = Mama!

Aaaand itself!/Twitch = ruoy tsrow eramthgin

It also has a pretty strong bond with the noise due to both of them wanting to cause CHAOS-

Also, whenever it manages to take control of Evelyn's body for a long period of time, other people would clearly be able to see its mannerisms, like biting at its own fingers, scratching its arms, often twitching in random parts of it's body, it's walk seeming more janky and jittery than usual, foot tapping and fidgeting with its hands or objects around itself.

Oke that it 4 now byebye-

Twitch is such a chaotic little shit-

I love this character and I absolutely love the names it gives the others 😂 NO SERIOUSLY ONCELERS COUSIN MADE ME CACKLE WHEN I FIRST READ IT- 💀💀

Also replicating others voices are cool but also CREEPY. Like what if it tricks you?…and not in a fun way….UGH SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT-

[synnamon-hearts]

I wonder if you have any hcs for poly! Climbing class x Reader like Josh and Chris are both fine asl and can't decide

𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭

Heyyy, this is interesting! I've never been a huge climbing class shipper but I once read a Josh x reader x Chirs fic and it stuck with me every since. 😂 So, with that, let's get started on these headcanons!

NSFW and a bit of a plot down below!

𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭

So let's say you have known Josh and Chris for quite some time and have always been so close to them. They are both super charming, goofy, loving, and also pretty cute. So of course you would gain a crush on both of them over time.

And like all these tropes go, Josh and Chris also end up falling down the little rabbit hole that is feelings for your good friend. Expectedly, this causes some issues between the boys. When you laugh at one of their jokes or look at one of them a certain way, the other gets jealous.

It isn't until one drunken night at a party does the truth come out, when Chris nearly clocks Josh for kissing you! Both the kiss and the small fight between the two was heavily unexpected and kind of scary. Once Mike and Matt broke up the fight, you pull Josh and Chris into a nearby bedroom to talk.

The boys finally confess their long-lasting feelings for you and as reluctant as you are, you confess your feelings for both of them as well. Thank God for the liquid courage you drank before coming in here! But this leaves a dilemma. What now? You would hate to just choose one and hurt the other. And how would you even choose? They are both so special for you.

After voicing your concerns to the boys, Josh and Chris begin to think for a solution in the few minutes of silence that follow your worrisome confessions. But then, seemingly at the same time, Josh and Chris both get an idea that makes them smile. After sharing a knowing look between each other, they give you a proposal. You could be their girlfriend.

The suggestion shocks you. A relationship with the two of them? Could end messy, but could also end up to be a beautiful thing. So with tears in your eyes, you accept their offer, sealing the deal with a kiss on both of their lips.

The thought of having your first time with the boys that night lingers, but it doesn't happen. No, you all agree that it is better to give each other a chance to adjust to this new lifestyle before making that big of a commitment. That comes 5 months later.

After many date nights of going to the movies, amusement parks, and other fun stuff, you and the boys decide that you are all finally ready for that special night you have all been anticipating. It takes place in Josh's bedroom, who has the biggest bed out of all three of you. It begins slow, a bit of making out with one while the other kisses your neck and feels you up, and then vice versa. This continues on until the clothes come off.

Chris is the shy one of the two, there is no doubt in that. But even a bit of insecurity glimmers in Josh's eyes when he reaches down to undo his belt. Not that either of them needed to be though. They both have amazing bodies, Josh having a bit more meat and muscle while Chris is a tiny bit skinnier but still so appealing to the eyes. They are both fairly average, Josh being a tiny bit longer by an inch and Chris being just a little more thicker. And oh man, when they finally enter you, it feels like heaven.

They are both careful not to hurt you, both taking turns while the other jacks off while watching to keep himself satisfied until his turn is up. It's definitely a special night to remember. Every time you are with them naked and in bed or even in a shower or a car, it feels so right and perfect. They love it when you lay on your back and take one of them down below while sucking the other off. It's such a hot sight for the two guys.

It doesn't take long for either of you to realize the love you all share for one another, and that's what makes this interesting relationship work so well. There are ups and downs but the ups are just so beautiful that the downs do not matter. The others may think you are crazy, and they are right; you are crazy in love with these two dorks that mean the world to you.

𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭~𖹭

[kisses4tom]

Sooo, since we got Uncle Billy do we now get GirlDad!Tom ?? I’ve looked high and low for a Tom X Reader family story😂😭 your writing is amazing <3

ᡣ𐭩 DADDY TOM

───────────────

YAYY FINALLY SOMEONE REQUESTED THIS!! 😭 I've been dying to write something like this since I have already made an uncle tommy hc! and thank you so much ml 💕

I think we can ALL collectively agree that Tom would be the BEST girl dad, right? 🌚 so the baby will be a little girl!

also I'm gonna make this a teen pregnancy (18), so from the very start up til now!

───────────────

when he finds out he would probably freeze for a moment before finally reacting (gotta soak it in yk)

he would be happy but shocked and confused at the same time

scared not to be present enough because of tour and the band

he would always kiss and touch your stomach

he'd cry when hearing the baby's heartbeat to the doctor 🥹🫶🏻

"I want the baby to be healthy, but if I had to guess I think it's a boy" (he 100% wants a girl)

idk I feel like he would call the baby "kleine Prinzessin" (little princess) or "kleiner Soldat" (little soldier) !!

when you go into labor he tries to keep his cool but deep down he's in full panic mode

the first time he met/held her it was like love at first sight for him even if he didn't quite know how to act since he never really had any past experiences with babies

he's very careful and gentle with her

always holding her

he would attack her with tickles to hear her little laugh

kiss attacks also

playing with her all the time

he wouldn't essentially spoil her (that's uncle Billy's job 😉) but he definitely gets her most things because he can't say no to that little face!

likes holding and showing her around: "look who's that in the mirror? it's you!"

definitely hiding her from the media

yet he LOVES talking about her in interviews!

though very very VERY rarely he would bring her out on stage and hold her like mf simba when she was about 1/2

his heart is always full whenever she's around

he would kneel down to talk to her‼️😩

always pushing her stroller or carrying her on his shoulders

don't ask me why but he'd get into play fights with her at the dinner table 😭 (especially when she's still learning to talk so she's speaking gibberish 😭)

he loves to take her baths and put fun toys in the tub

finds her extremely adorable in everything she wears

he'd give her his yellow dog plushie‼️😭 currently sobbing

I feel like he would try his best to let the baby's first word be "papa" 😭

when she's older he would start being more himself (so talk about things freely and make dirty jokes all the time)

he's not a regular dad, he's a cool dad! 😏 (please get the reference 😭)

he'd give her the talk 🫢🐝

he would pick her up in weird ways and make her laugh (like upside down etc lmfao 💀)

would let her do his hair but not his make-up

like I said in my uncle Tommy hc, i feel like he would love to play with the toy kitchen for some reason idk 💀

he's the overprotective girl dad FOR SURE (AND ITS THE HOTTEST AND CUTEST THING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE)

he'd go down the slide with her 😭

at lunch/dinner he would always sit next to her

looooves when she's at their concerts and would ask Bill to dedicate her a song (especially her favorite)

he'd definitely write her a song too

he would make her try to eat a lemon 😭🍋

it's important to him that she has a good bond with her uncle Bill and the boys too! (uncle Georg and uncle Gustav 🥹)

"Y/n she looks more like me than you, gotta be honest"

he would give her what he didn't have growing up (if you read Bill's book, like I have, you'll know)

he wouldn't let anybody hurt or say anything wrong about her

hype man fr

high-key a very chill and permissive dad

he would make sure she knows her worth and to always be herself, without listening to what others say

always saying that she's the better copy of him

since he had her young, people (maybe even teachers at parent teacher conferences) mistake him for her brother and it's needless to say that he's very flattered while his daughter is just like 😐

they have a great bond

LITTLE FUN FACT‼️ Tom said in his podcast that if he ever has a daughter then his dream is to name her Nala like in the lion king movie 🤭😭 crying rivers rn part 2

your daughter tags along on tours, especially because it's very important for Tom and she loves it (idk if I already said this but oh well lmfaoo)

I have a feeling almost all her friends have a crush on Tom (i know i would 😋)

Tom is such a basic dad istg, he does bbq every sunday

if y'all ever become parents a second time then he would definitely have a happier reaction than the first one, yet he would be scared to take care of two little creatures~

his fans always ask about her during meet and greets and give her little presents, which he appreciates a lot

your daughter is pretty much popular in the entire fanbase you guys have and is considered a "lucky charm" from the band

Tom would give her the longest and most comforting hugs known to mankind

he'd make her a memory book with Bill 😭

and he'd give her some old goodies of his!

like some of his old clothes, hats, glasses etc..

overall he's the best dad and UGHHFHSJENF I cry just thinking about him not having any biological children :(

i hope you enjoyed this !! 💕 (also i apologize for any spelling mistakes but your girl over here is too lazy to re-read 🤪 love y'aaaallll)

[sp-by-april]

hiiiiii :)

May I pretty please have an F! Reader smut with Michael?

Specifically she's Black, curly hair, girly dressing, sweet and bubbly and a virgin (kind of a description of someone I know 🫠)

and can u please make it like romantic and sweet and praise kink, (but still lowkey rough ifykyk)

LIKE SWEET RELATIONSHIP SEX (I'm lonely and I miss my man so help me here lmao)

tysm i love ur work !!!

Okay, I'm sorry, I had this logged in my notes as just Black!Reader x Michael and completely missed the sweet, bubbly virgin bit. I can redo it, though!! I apologize, I should've double checked my inbox/made better notes!!

That said, ngl, I hc all my readers as black/biracial, idk! I just try to make an effort to keep them broad enough for everyone. Not sure how successful I am at it, though 😂😂😭💔

Michael x Black!F!Reader

[South Park Master List]

South Park is a small town with small town vibes. Since I was one of three black girls in town… It’s safe to say that I stood out.

Last week, there was this huge party in an old warehouse by the docks. I was smoking a cigarette next to the imposing, brutalist building, listening to the bass thump from inside. I had on a tight black crop top, a black skirt, my favorite fishnet stockings and a pair of combat boots.

I watched people come and go for a while, when the usual local goth clique – Firkle, Henrietta, Pete and Michael – walked past me. The rest of them went inside, but Michael stopped in his tracks.

He whipped a silver case out of his jacket, pulled a cigarette out, snapped it shut and slid it back in his packet as his eyes scanned over me.

“I like your shirt.” He said with a smirk as he lit his cigarette.

I glanced down, rereading what it said: So goth I was born black.

Heh. Right.

“Thanks,” I said, taking a long drag, “This doesn’t really seem like your scene,”

“Why not?” He asked, flicking ash onto the ground.

I shrugged, tossing my curly hair over my shoulders, “Music. Dancing. Drinking… Fun,”

He smirked at me, “My sense of fun is different from the fucking conformists, but… I bet I could drink you under the table,”

I tilted my head as I considered his challenge. Was he serious or was it some line you throw out to fill out a conversation? Michael was cute as fuck, so I decided to swing for the fences.

“What a coincidence,” I said in my sultriest voice, “I can think of a few ways that we could have fun under a table,”

Michael raised an eyebrow, his smirk crookedly sliding up his face. "Oh? And here I thought you were just another brooding soul wandering the night. Never pictured you with a defiant streak,"

I exhaled a slow stream of smoke, meeting his gaze. "Who says I can't be both?"

The bass from inside thumped in time with my pulse, the air thick with the smell of sweat, alcohol, and cigarettes. Michael took another drag, considering me like I was some sort of riddle.

"Alright," He said finally, "let’s test that theory,"

He flicked his cigarette away and gestured toward the warehouse door. "Drinks first. Then, you can show me what kind of fun you’re talking about,"

I smirked, crushing my cigarette under my boot before following him inside. The place was packed—bodies swayed, bounced and collided under dim, flickering lights, a haze of smoke hanging in the air. The music was heavier than I expected, industrial beats shaking the walls like they were barely holding together.

We weaved through the crowd, past drunk guys trying too hard and girls dressed to impress. Michael led me to the bar, leaning against the counter like he owned the place.

After a few drinks, we ended up in a small corner near the makeshift stage. I could feel the bass booming through my bones, but it was nothing compared to Michael pulling me into the most intense kiss of my life.

His tongue swept into my mouth as he pushed me up against the wall. As my back hit the concrete, I kissed him back just as eagerly. I was determined not to waste a second of the way his tongue felt against mine or the way he tasted.

His hand latched onto my thigh, sliding up my thigh and up my skirt to my hip.

“Fuck, I want you,” He breathed against my lips, “Right now,”

Before I could even question him, he taught my bottom lip between his teeth while he pulled my panties down.

He sucked in an uneven breath as fingers traced over my wet slit.

He broke our kiss again, bringing his mouth to my ear instead. “Don’t worry, no one will notice,”

I whimpered as his fingers teasingly slid over my slit, never quite grazing my clit or delving in. When he finally pushed two fingers inside, I practically gasped.

“You’re so fucking tight,” He groaned into my ear.

His fingers curled, hitting that plush spot and I moaned as he crushed my mouth with his again.

I was grinding against his hand pretty shamelessly as his tongue rolled over mine, determined to taste everything my mouth had to offer.

My eyes fluttered closed and my back arched off the wall as I finally reached the height of my climax. My pussy clenched down on his fingers as sweet relief flooded through my body.

I panted, trying to keep my knees from buckling as I came down from my high. I was almost too preoccupied to notice Michael unbuckling his belt.

Almost.

The sad truth? I was practically salivating and beyond ready for him to fuck my brains out in the middle of the party.

And he didn’t disappoint.

He lifted my leg as his hips slid down to mine. He rubbed the head of his cock over my dripping slit and I was nearly vibrating with anticipation.

He licked a broad stripe from my collarbone, up my neck and to my ear. I pretty much melted against his tongue while he grabbed my hips and pushed his full length inside of me. I gasped as he lifted me up on his cock, keeping me pinned between his body and the wall.

“Fuck,” He hissed against my neck, “You feel even better than I imagined,”

I arched into him as he thrust up into me, slowly as first and then rougher and faster as he built up to a rhythm designed to drive us both insane.

“You’re mine,” He growled, nipping at my neck as his hips slammed up into me, “No one else gets to fuck you like this,”

I nodded wordlessly, only capable of communicating in pants and moans.

When I finally came, I screamed – I literally screamed. I was never more grateful for deafening industrial warehouse murder party music than that minute.

My fingers dug into the shoulders of his heavy black overcoat and my back arched so far off the wall I’m pretty sure the only thing holding me up was his dick and a prayer. I could feel my walls tighten around him like a vice and he groaned down my throat.

My orgasm was so intense, it dragged him over the edge with me. His tongue rolled over mine as his cock pulsed deep inside me, pumping me full of hot, sticky spurts.

For a long time we just panted in each other’s mouths. For a few minutes, it almost felt like the world stopped.

Then carefully slid me down the wall and back onto my heels as he pulled out.

I took a deep breath, watching him tuck himself away and buckle his belt while I pulled my panties back up. I steeled myself for an exchange of numbers or socials before we resumed our previous routine of being virtual strangers.

He grabbed my wrist and tugged me towards the bar, “C’mon. I’m gonna introduce you to my friends,”

I blinked and looked up at him questioningly but he wrapped his arm around my shoulder.

“I meant what I said,” He said nipping at my ear, “You’re all mine,”

[dreamwritesimagines]

i also hc that the first time they had sex was bc sunshine agreed to go on a date with the TA to make logan jealous and he pretended that he didnt care but he was waiting outside her dorm on his bike, smoking.

"you know, if i were any more of a daydreamer I would think this was a sign. How was your fight?"

"quick. how was the date?"

"nice. he took me to get chinese at that place by bellham-"

"you hate that place."

"...the company made it worthwhile."

"that asshole? i doubt it. i bet you were bored out of your mind. even the doctor seems more entertaining than-"

"why are you here?"

"was wondering if you got home safe."

"and alone?"

"and alone."

"what if i hadn't been?"

logan shrughs, "its a big city. who would notice a missing TA?"

this is the exact moment her ovaries explode bc omfg how does he look and sound like that holy shit. she knows he can hear her heart, he told her he was a mutant once to scare her off and all it did was make her curious. so she goes for it, one last time. does she care he just threatened the life of a man she might consider a friend? ofc not.

"do you want to come up? i have coffee."

"don't really drink coffee, gorgeous."

"good, I don't really have any."

"...lead the way."

YOU ARE A GENIUS HONEY OMG?! 😱😍 I am absolutely fangirling over this, thank you so muuuuch! ❤️

How was your fight?"

"quick. how was the date?"

"nice." WHY DO I-

Why do I feel like normally he takes his time in those fights but this time he literally knocked out his opponent and got on his bike to go to her?! 😏

Logan knowing what places she hates😱😏

"why are you here?"

"was wondering if you got home safe."

"and alone?"

"and alone."

"what if i hadn't been?"

logan shrughs, "its a big city. who would notice a missing TA?" OOOOH MY GOD-

Sunshine 🤝 Me

Melting at this🥰

I feel like the next morning, she hopped into shower and Logan woke up to someone knocking on the door and he opened it to find the TA there😂 And the TA would be so shocked while Logan would be so cocky, smirking and going like,

"She's in the shower."

"How did you-when-"

"Oh she invited me over after your little dinner last night. Too bad you bored her to tears I guess."

"She said that?"

"I know it'll be hard for you to hear this but we didn't really talk about you last night."

"She will leave you, you do know that?"

"Sure bub. Oh and by the way, not that you will be taking her out on dates or making a move on her from now on but as a fun trivia for you; she hates the place you took her to last night."

"Or what?"

"Hm?"

"What happens if I make a move on her?"

"I break your fucking face. I thought it was obvious."

[sephirthoughts]

headcanon game: I know that I should ask a character but can you make it with a ship? 😁 Strifentine. 🐥🦇

OK LISTEN. this is just throwing me delicious treats. 😂

[this ask game]

Headcanon A:  realistic

the age difference bothers vincent, if he thinks about it too much (he's literally old enough to be cloud's grandfather), so he tries not to think about it. cloud, on the other hand thinks it's extremely hot, so he keeps bringing it up in subtle ways and hinting at how old vincent is in conversation, thus tormenting sweet innocent vincent, who has no idea his little boyfriend is actually into it

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

cloud is the only one who can soothe the galian beast, so when vincent goes monstrous, everyone is just like "cloud come get your boyfriend he's using shinra vehicles as bowling balls" and cloud's like "what is he using as the pins?" and they're like "shinra troops" and he's like "ok, i'll be there after i beat this level" and hangs up

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

vincent is always sneaking photos and videos of cloud, which cloud laughs at and calls his "old man hobby", thinking vincent is just enamored of the technology.

vincent can't bring himself to tell him that he is capturing every moment he can, because cloud will die, one day, and that day will come far sooner than vincent will ever be ready for. he knows that he loves a ray of sunlight, bright and warm and ephemeral, and to try to hold onto it would be futile. he knows that he will pay dearly, for every moment of joy, with the eternal ache of loss. with the unbearable silence, when that voice is stilled and that heart stops beating. but he will cling to the pain and grief with his whole being, and keep tearing open that wound with fangs and claws, no matter how it hurts, because the true horror would be forgetting the one he loves.

but he laughs along and admits that it's a silly old-man thing, because small, portable cameras and recording devices like this didn't exist when he was younger, so cloud indulges him and keeps smiling for the pictures

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

i'm not sure this is even unrealistic. i firmly HC that vincent died a virgin, but he has children all over the place, due to hojo taking his DNA and basically crop-dusting with it. thus, cloud has a whole herd of stepchildren, many of whom are older than him, and one of whom is sephiroth. cloud will never allow sephiroth to forget this. ever. ever.

thank you for the asks i will have vengeance! 🖤

[604to647]

Last WIP whatever of 2024

Thank you for the tags @aurorawritestoescape @milla-frenchy @joelmillerisapunk I legit saw the notifs and was like “Oh, it’s Wednesday?” 😂😂😂 (seriously, I don't know what day of the week it is 🤔).

I wasn't able to do much writing over the holidays and have only just started to recharge enough to get back to writing and fun Tumblr things, but I did manage to finish Part 2 of The Detective and The Agent (my Merge Mansion-The Mentalist PWP threesome crossover <- man, that's a mouthful <- that's what she said?!?!):

It will need a good scrubbing edit, but as penance for my above corny The Office joke, here is a little snippet below the cut (18+ content, MDNI pls; as always don't look at me):

Tim’s weighty cock you know intimately - you would recognize it without sight, smell or even taste, knowable to you purely from the presence it commands and how the surrounding air fans across your lips when he’s bobbing in front of your face.  You blow him the way you know he loves, feeding him slowly down your throat so Tim can feel the determined pressure of your sucking mouth and every tease of your tongue to the underside of his cock – your detective groans louder and louder, swelling head twitching to the vibrations of your debauched moans as you stuff yourself full of him.

Marcus’ length you’re still getting to know.  You lap and slurp his member in exploration, finding that he likes a little but not too much teeth on his mushroom head when you pop off, and that he can’t help but reach out to fist your hair when it hits the back of your throat after you slide him back into your waiting mouth.  You hallow your cheeks and bob up and down his cock with an upbeat cadence, trying various speeds until you discover the one that produces a wet glug, glug, glug which sets off the deepest, most satisfying guttural growl from the agent.

They both love it when you play with their balls.

I still want to get some holiday HCs out, but will aim to finish editing and post Part 2 within the first two weeks of 2025? Start the new year off with a bang?!

I WILL SHOW MYSELF OUT NOW.

NPT: @inept-the-magnificent @sawymredfox @ghotifishreads @joeloverture @magpiepills and anyone who wants to share! Love you all and see you in the new year, loves 🥰🥰😘🥂🥂

[luffyvace]

Her brook Idk if your req are closed so read this at your convenience 🙏

I wanted to ask for a male harpy reader strawhat hc or if not just hc with luffy, more specifically based off a bird with heavy feathers like a snowy owl cause I’d love to imagine that he complains about the heat a lot and wonders why he’s sweating more then usual but it’s just luffy hugging his legs cus he’s so soft

Love your work brook 🙏☺️

nope! Still open lovely anon<3

when I tell you I did NOT know what a harpy was 🤦‍♀️ I had to do research for accuracy 😅😋

but don’t worry it’s all good I’ll be more than happy to do your request!

I’m telling you right here right now luffy would most definitely be interested in a reader like this!! You know how many unique animals and such he tried to recruit into the crew that weren’t even human?? 😂💗

and thank you!! I’m so happy you enjoy my headcanons :) that makes me very happy!

Okay I’m just saying…….like chopper…if you look more animal than human….his first thought is to eat you

”you think he tastes good?” 😋

😭😭

IT JUST IS !!

moving on…♡

He thinks your wings are really cool

I mean a 6.5 ft wing span…….I do too!!

definitely wanted to measure them to check after he learned that

to which he got himself wrapped up in the measuring tape

Both you and luffy eat “strange” animals

such as sloths, monkeys, porcupines, squirrels, opossums, armadillo’s, anteaters and sometimes parrots…..other birds too 😋🍴

No animal is safe 😭

every island you go to the two of you immediately start scouting for whatever variety of yummy foods you could find

”I’ve got news for you two—normal people don’t eat those animals”

- Nami ♡

it taste absolutely delicious to you!!

honestly you probably got Luffy into eating them

which so funny because he already loves eating all types of weird things

which is probably why he was so easy to convince him to eat it too

like he would normally see a monkey and go oh cool a monkey!

but now….😈😈

not all the time tho

mostly when he’s hungry

……….so I guess I lied, yes all the time 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

he saw you eating a armadillo with some sloth on the side and was like

oooo I gotta try that 🤪🤪

you might dislike for cats seeing as though a harpy’s predator is a jaguar

Least baby harpy’s anyway…

still! 😠

it’s good for you that the sunny is big once y’all upgrade from merry

it has plenty of rooms with shade for you, since a harpy’s natural habitat is rainforests

and they mainly stay in the shade anyway :)

franky probably had a room built that simulates a rainforest for your comfort 💕

like how he simulated the grass

once Luffy found out harpy’s are rare to find and you found the tori tori no mi - model: harpy- it was pretty much settled for you to join the crew :)

like he loves rare stuff!

it’s like treasure!

and you know darn well a pirate will fight for his treasure! 😼

you use your high pitch bird call to reunite the strawhats whenever you guys get separated (which is like- every time you go on an adventure 😀 besides the point-)

it’s loud enough and ranges far enough to the point where it’s more efficient than yelling

very much so comes in handy when your in danger too

also not to mention luffy is 100% gonna wanna fly on your back since you have wings

he probably won’t even ask

he’ll just rocket onto your back while your flying one day and refuse to get off cuz it’s fun

it likely ends with him spotting something cool, telling you to go over to it and getting you two into trouble

just be ready for the

😬😁 ✊😠 💥💥 😖😓

sequence again

flying also comes in handy when saving the strawhat’s BUTT!

You and Robin like 🦅🦅

LOLLL

but no fr you literally just swoop in and save the day 🦸

SUPERRRRRRR M/N!! *super man pose* better yet *franky pose*

Zoro will also appreciate it if you catch him while falling because I swear that man is always getting smacked around-

same with Nami 🧡

another time

Robin was stating facts about harpy’s when the strawhats first met you, and you were confirming

she mentioned that they typically lived 35-45 years (but she was talking about the ANIMAL.)

Luffy—of course—mistook this

“WHAAAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME OUR NEW NAKAMA’S GONNA DIE SOON?!”

*Nami steps in*

”CALM DOWN IDIOT THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID!!” 💥💥

“……..and besides..! M/n’s not an animal! He’s still a person you know?! Sheesh…..of course he’s gonna live the lifespan of a human”

Sanji will of course cook any animal of your request into your meal

if it’s more nutritious for you—then certainly he’ll do so!

he always prioritizes nutritional value in his meals, and thats different for everybody!

Luffy however….he will get annoyed with 😂

”GO AWAY STUPID *kicks across room* YOU DONT NEED THIS TO SURVIVE! THIS IS FOR M/N!”

your like one of the few men in his life Sanji doesn’t hate

okay I know that was more harpy facts related so now I’ll get into the scenario you mentioned 😅💗

Luffy uses you for warmth in the winter (all the strawhats do)

like chopper ;P

especially with your large and soft wings

”M/n…spread your wings out..we need your warmth..”

-Zoro

you’ve been complaining about the heat all day

You felt like you were ON FIRE.

like seriously?! What was gon on today?!

it’s not like birds need to shed……so why are you burning up!??

”mmmm…your so warm M/n!”

”LUFFY?!”

”shishishishishi!”

”no wonder I felt heavier than usual!! Get off me Luffy!”

”awwhhhh WHYYYYYY?”

”what?! Why?! Because I’m burning up! I already have all these feathers! You’ve got to get off of me Luffy!”

*whines* “but mmmmm/nnnnnn! Your so waaaarrrrm!”

*sighs and face palms* *attempts to pry him off*

“noooooo m/nnnnnn! I don’t waaaaanna get ooofff!!”

Luffy practically had you in a literal choke hold

he was not about to let you go.

and you know he’s got himself wrapped alllllll the way around 😂😂

once again thank you for the compliment my dear!!

Hopefully I did your hcs justice and that you enjoyed them! <3

[megumishousewife]

Jongseob x Chubby! Reader

*just a general hc of an established relationship. it might not be that good but bare with me😭*

starting off with dates, I feel like would take you somewhere that is fun and engaging. arcades would be cool but i think he would also be the type to want to go to movies, eat out together and go to a local fair or a concert

matching outfits…at first, he thought that shit was corny. coincidentally, you two would match in color and he began to think it’s cute. over time, he started liking matching with a lot of things (jewelry, sleep wear, would probably be open to matching hair colors too😂)

speaking of clothes, HE HELPS BUILD YOUR FITS! “babe, it’s warm outside. i think a skirt and a crop top with silver jewelry and high tops look great on you”. LIKEEEEE? he’s the type to drag you to your closet and hold up clothes to you that he thinks is cute on you

so we all know he could probably blow away with the wind….”what the hell is he doing with a plus size girl?” you may ask

jongseob saw that you’re a kind hearted girl with a funny personality. i would also think that he would date someone that is open minded and can explore different opportunities and possibilities.

to him, your weight doesn’t matter. as long as you’re happy and healthy, he stands beside you all the time

i feel like he would ease you into wearing clothing that you don’t feel comfortable in. a silent hype man. if you tried on an outfit in front of him, he’ll tell you that look amazing and would see if you’d like to wear it

i can see him laying on you like a pillow. he’d cuddle up with you while a movies on or as he’s playing a game. jongseob finds your warmth comforting

if there’s anyone talking shit about you, i feel like he’d be so ready to roast whoever dares to talk about you. jongseob is chill until things get out of line. you’ll find out how much of a firecracker he is under his cool demeanor once someone crosses you.

jongseob isn’t big on pda but he loves holding hands in public. not too much but not to the point where there’s no touching (very touchy when it’s just the two of you)

get yall a man like jongseob that don’t play about you and loves you unconditionally🤞🏽 (or you can have him for yourself 😋)

-

-

-

Thank you for reading! I know this might not be as good but I tried. I will probably be back with a cute fic for Jongseob!

[volturiprincess]

Hi! Can you do HC of the Volturi guards with a partner who is very close to another similar vampire? For example Felix's mate who worships Emmett or Demetri's mate who worships Alistair, I see them somewhat jealous because of that.

The Green Eyed Monster

Warnings: none

A/N: Sorry for the long wait, but i am slowly going through my inbox. This one was fun to write. I hope you enjoy dear💙

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Felix:

(Ok this is funny because the actor who plays Felix almost played Emmett, like that was going to be his original role but thank god he got Felix because damn Daniel did a wonderful job as Felix) 

You and Emmett have basically become one person, that's how close you guys are 

When you became part of the Cullen clan you bonded with him right away because he gave off big brother energy 

You guys had similar humor and tented to have competitions of who is stronger almost everyday 

When the whole newborn thing happened and the Volturi came, your eyes immediately landed on Felix 

It was obvious he was your mate so you ended going with them back to Italy 

Whenever you go to visit the Cullens with Felix the person you greet first is Emmett

It's only platonic love between you two, there have been times where you guys are in sync (the look on Felix look when he sees stuff like that:😦)

When you see Emmett you immediately jump on his back while your both laughing singing your guys theme song (do not ask what it would be because I am not a songwriter)

You guys have a lot of inside jokes that just leave Felix confused 

Felix does get a bit jealous with the way you kind of blow him off when you reunite with Emmett

“He's like me? But i'm just better looking and Italian” (that you are mi amorcito 🥰 )

He's always grumpy with the time you are with the Cullens 

Sure you feel bad and you try to convince Felix to join you and Emmett in your childish behaviors but he just brushes you off

Once you do get back to Volterra, you will shower him with love and attention 

You do everything in your power to make him happy once again because you hate seeing him all pouty and sad 

“You won't ever leave me for him will you?”

Awe stop it the way he said that made you squeeze him a bit tighter in your embrace

“Felix…you are the center of my life, When my heart feels heavy, and when my chest feels tight you always pick me up, you know that I love you, mi vida”

Right there gets his eyes all teary (omg stop it i'm all imagining Felix with teary eyes, my precious giant🥺)

Demetri:

(This is the scene I was talking about like fuck no need to look all hot when your pissed metri)

“You know another tracker???”

Felt betrayed thinking that you know another tracker (😂)

You knew Allistair since the beginning of your transformation, he was the one who turned you after all, he took in sympathy for you so he turned you 

It was you and him for a century and yet all you had was respect and friendship with him, there was never romantic feelings between you two 

You separated from him one day and what are the odds that a certain casanova was out on a mission with his giant of a friend 

Fast forward to years later when you and Demetri are out on mission you happened to find your long lost best friend 

He kept at a distance because of Demetri but once you made it clear you would never harm him or Demetri would, he came through

And so began a weekly thing where you would visit him with Demetri, but Alistair never spoke to Demetri, he was still a bit hesitant toward him 

Demetri would stand at a respectful distance when you spoke to Alistair but he did grow a bit…jealous (okay but let's be honest my man would look hot jealous, like i'm thinking that scene in BB2 where he is determine and is basically storming and avoiding vamps to kill I can't remember if its to Edward or Bella but he looked pissed, it might of been wanting to kill Edward now that i think about it)

He saw a whole new side of you, you were so respectful, quiet but you had a different smile, one you never did with him

But he found it amusing how much you respected Alistair, like you treated him like he was an elder (i'm not saying Alistair is old well actually i saw in google he was turned around 1300)

As for you, you noticed Demetri has been acting a bit more sassy, he had an attitude out of the blue with you 

Even though you found it cute how he was acting, you missed his sweet side

You soon found out the reasons behind his attitude

The way that vampire was covered in lipstick marks all over his beautiful face by you made it up to him (he likes how you would put lipstick on and liked the idea of you covering his face with it💋)

Alec:

( I did Caius as similar to Alec because they both got anger issues, angry boys stick together ya know)

You and Caius got along quite fast, and you respected him profoundly 

You even tented to take his side sometimes during trials when he would ask you what you thought during a certain case

It made Alec furious 

You ended up spending a lot of time with Caius because you two had a lot in common apparently

You did not realize what would happen on the missions Alec and Jane would go on until Jane told you

Apparently Alec would be more merciless and just kill whatever vampire he and Jane were suppose to bring back to Volterra on the spot (oop he's mad😬)

You tried to confront him but he just ignored you or said no such thing has happen 

So thinking maybe words were twisted or misinterpreted, you dropped it for now

Bad Idea, he started to just not pay attention to you as much

At first you thought he was just being Alec since he has his moments where he is cold shoulder with others but he has never been like this with you before 

You hate seeing him all distant because he's your sweet angel boy 

Approaching a guy who on instinct will release his smoke when he has one of his anger episodes is not such a good idea 

You accidentally gave him a jump scared when you jumped on his back

When he saw it was you he relax a bit but he gave you a glare

“Why don't you go bother Master Caius?”

“Alec my love, why would I want to do that when I want to be with you”

His whole act was dropped and he pulled you into his arms, instantly crushing you in his arms 

Gosh does he love you when you sweet talk him like that, normally it's him being a smooth talker but when you do a uno reverse card he can't help but fall in love with you all over again 

Jane:

(Is it just me or are Jane and Kate kind of similar, they both have an ability that can inflicted immense pain on others, both are blondes….and well i guess that's all that's it😅)

You known Kate and her sisters since before their adopted mother was killed 

The day she was killed is when you meet Jane, you witnessed how she chucked the child into the fire, you saw her little sinister smile

And despite her being part of the Volturi you feel for her, when she saw you standing by the Denalis she knew what you were at that moment, her mate 

When you had to go with Volturi, you promised Kate you will visit her 

You had to beg the Volturi to compromise on this desire

You ended up having to go visit the Denali on your own because Jane refused to go with you 

You spent usually a week with the Denalis because having to be away from Jane for longer than that hurted the both of you

(plus a little birdy *cough*cough*Alec*cough* told you that she tends to be extra mean with her powers, usually directed toward the lower guards and maybe on occasion toward Felix and Demetri, oh no not my amorcitos, in the time you are gone both vampires stay away from Jane)

She hates how when you start to miss Kate, you end up talking about her a bit more but you only mention your life before meeting Jane

“Your life started when you meet me” (wow so romantic)

She noticed you would get a little twinkle in your eyes when you are preparing to leave her to go visit the Denali 

Her eye even twitches slightly when she watches and her arms are crossed

You are totally oblivious to her little acts until you hear a small scoff

You immediately gravitate to her like a magnet does and you cup her face with your hands

She looks into your eyes and just with that you realize something 

She was upset and only you could be the solution to making her feel better 

You ended up staying that week and just making it up to her and assuring her you would never leave her for someone else, Kate is more like a soul sister to you and will never be able to anymore than that 

[helloiamadrawer]

Goku/Reader Fluff and Comfort Hc's

Big sweet saiyan loves to cuddle after a hard day of training (ofc he's going to wash up first before he hops into bed with you) and he's like a big warm teddy bear to hug and snuggle with eeee 💕

Finds it cute/funny when you try to be the big spoon, you're just so smol compared to him its adorable

Coming in frustrated from a complicated day at work? Goku will sit you down and let you vent about it to him or if you want to let out some anger maybe some sparring or needed training to boost your power level, it reminds him of another friend he has who always tries to surpass him and has a big attitude (cough cough Vegeta)

If baking is your outlet for stress or if you just like doing it as a side hobby, Goku makes it a bit more fun, I mean trying to maneuver his big, muscly body around yall's small kitchen, bumping into everything, taking caution to not knocking anything over cause it might make you mad is really comedy gold!

"Oh crap! I broke one of the plates again, sorry baby 🥺" "It's fine Goku, that one was just one someone gave to me when we moved in, I didn't like it anyway." 🤣

9/10 for help though, although you had to tell him the difference between a baking spatula and a spatula tho but that's about it. He'll go fetch some ingredients for you if you don't have any or ran out. You two did make the most awesome peach cobbler though uwu

The biggest pair of puppy dog eyes he gives you when he asks you if he can lick the spoon 🥺

Gives gooood shoulder massages 💯 if you're really tense/tired after your daily life activities, he'll even offer to give massages after training and you're here thinking: how does this man have the energy?? we just sparred for a good hour '

One time you asked your sweet bf if you could touch his hair, it went something like this:

"You want to touch my hair?" Goku=cutely confused "yea..I understand if you don't want me to, I was just wondering cause it looks so soft." Goku:"Well, you can go ahead :) I don't mind."

Your hand rises up to the top of his head (he has to bend down halfway to meet your height level cause he's almost 6 foot 😂) as you pet his jet black hair, and to your surprise it was really soft, just like you had hoped for.

"What kind of shampoo do you use babe?"you asked curiously. "Umm..it was actually one of Bulma's new conditioners, I accidentally used it instead of my usual hair hair soap." he chuckles, "What is my hair like super soft now--huh?"before he could finish his sentence, your whole face was in his hair lmaoo, you couldn't help it, it was like you were in a cloud, a fluffy cloud that gave off the scent of linen and waterfalls.

Speaking of waterfalls, he flew you to the most beautiful nature trail, you never even knew that this universe had one until Goku mentioned to you that there was a Namekian who literally knew the whole status of the universe along with the supreme kai. But wow, was it amazing to behold with your own eyes, vibrant flowers were scattered across the land, along with the mingling sounds of birds and let's not forget the waterfall..

You two trudged upon a hill and there it was, you could not believe your eyes, it had to be the most biggest one in the whole multiverse. "Isn't it awesome?" Goku asked, "I was thinking I could take you here since you like nature a whole lot.". The Saiyan sure does think about you a whole lot which is sweet. You hum in agreement and sit down to watch the endless display of nature's art, your boyfriend follows suit and swings his arm around you pulling you close to him. "We should do this more often" You sigh in content leaning in to the Saiyan's touch. Goku gives you a peck on the head as you two sit back and enjoy the sounds and each other's company.

enjoy! thank you for reading!

[oopsiedaisiesbaby]

I guess I don’t need to sign my stuff with my little Dino anymore.

but alas

I have a HC that in the trad AU, Bucky has never slept with a man before, especially not a male omega. so he’s absolutely enthralled, confused, horny, flabbergasted, all the things. when he gets Gale’s pants down and sees that he has a slick entrance and pretty pink cock.

and Gale is trying not to let his nerves get to him, is like ‘stop starin’, know you’ve seen it before, just not on me. ya know…you have actually seen me naked before. so stop starin’

and Bucky looks up at him with this look of utter love in his eyes and waxes poetic about his pussy. how pretty it is, how slick he is for him, and when he leans down to lick at him, Gale almost goes through the roof.

but John is just holding him down, arms curled around his thighs to soothe him, before he’s resting his head against his thigh and going ‘you even taste amazing’.

cue John going absolutely pussy drunk for his omega and Gale having to scruff him to get him to focus on why they even got here in the first place. he’s aching inside for something more than John’s tongue and fingers thank you very much.

but you best believe anytime John is feeling an inkling of stress or anything. he’s dropping to his knees to eat out his omega, sometimes he sucks Gale’s cock while burying his fingers inside of him. and the mind blowing experience that is, has Gale borderline seizing.

-🦕

still gonna sign because it feels wrong not to

xx

lol I welcome the 🦕 even if you’re not on anon ❤️ But I’m still not over your thick Bucky fics from last night and if you ever post it to AO3, best believe I’ll be running to kudos and comment there too 😘

I love this though! I don’t know if I’ve ever clarified if he’s slept with a male omega so this could be a fun idea to play with 🤔 Even if he had though, I still think he’d be obsessed with Gale’s emotional support pussy 😂

Gale finding out he’s got a bit of a praise kink after listening to John’s soliloquy about his pussy 🥰 Scruffing John to get him to focus because he’s already come from getting eaten out this time, twice, he’s ready to get fucked 👏

Just all of this 🙌 You’re out here starting my Friday off right ❤️

[burgojo]

How often are the seven days a week couple having sex? And where they ever caught by friends?

I'm so sad that it ended already☹️😂❤️

honestly jk could probably go several times a day, but reader has to be a cog in the capitalist machine and jk has to study >:( they're probably frequent, at least once every two weeks, but they can go more or less quite easily lol. birthdays and anniversaries definitely get a whole week. it helps jk keep his sanity during exam season or after a particularly rough day at work, so if he comes home pouty and slouchy it probably means to get the cuffs.

jk's far too respectful to ever do anything purposely in his friends' vicinity, and plus, reader's his bf, not theirs, so they aren't allowed to ogle at him :) furthest he'd go is kissing and heavy petting in a bathroom or something, but nothing where clothes come off. what if a fire alarm goes off?? he can't ruin the mood like that :(

glad you enjoyed it! i've had fun with these lil hcs, so thank you for the asks :)

nsfw drabble below just for fun. warnings for oral mention (r. receiving) and being walked in on lol

"hyung," he moans softly, pressing your hips into the bathroom sink. he grinds against your thigh, accepting your hot kisses with sighs and soft whines. "please, i need you..." "not here, and not now," you murmur between kisses, amused at his cute attempt to take control. he presses the heel of his palm into the front of your pants and you grunt softly, panting against his neck. "they must be missing the birthday boy." "i don't care, they just use it as an excuse to get drunk and make us pay for it," he groans. "let me have something i actually want – please?" his pout turns into a sultry smile, his hand creeping into your pants. "i'll let you fuck my mouth." he's daring, you'll give him that. "fuck, you know i'd like that, but here? seriously? my car's just outside. you could do a lot more to me than suck my cock there – tinted windows, ring a bell?" "but i'm hard," he nearly whimpers, hips moving faster against your thigh. you drape an arm around his shoulders, watching him grind against you like a needy puppy with a lazy grin. "please please please—" the door swings open. "oi, jungkook, you have tae's phone in your pocket? he's asking for it again." jungkook's hand flies off your crotch as if he was burned and yanks the edges of his jacket down to hide his neediness. yoongi doesn't crack under his glare, standing with a slouch in the doorway and wearing a knowing smirk. melting first under yoongi's steady gaze, jungkook digs around in your jacket – he's wearing it – and hurls it at the older man like a fastball, though he catches it with relative ease. he shakes out his hand, switching the glittery pink phone into his other hand. "good arm on you. alright, see you both outside." jungkook scowls, arms crossed and a vicious pout on his lips. you hide your snicker and he whacks your arm. you lean in. "my car hasn't moved, baby." "shut up. i'm not in the mood anymore."

[iknowshocker]

Anon from the last question here 🙋‍♀️ LOVED your answer and love a good Kai psychoanalysis 🙌

You mentioned it’s hc that 1994 Kai is virgin!kai, which got me thinking… did he ever really have any romantic or physical experiences? (Legacies Kai never happened in my mind 🥲)

And kind of on the same note, what do you think life was like for him when he was 18-22? It’s hc for me that he was homeschooled, but we don’t really know anything from the time he turned 18 until he was sent to a prison world

omg hi!! thank you for the question i've been having so much fun answering! i should have made a place to talk about my boy sooner, i could yap about him all day 😂

(oh man legacies kai my deeply insane beloved) he's really cracked out in those episodes but there are a few little moments where he feels like himself that i hold onto lol i just wish they hadn't put in his fling with the immortal teenager like he was 👉🏼👈🏼 close to being the only man to make it out of the TVDu without an inappropriate relationship i know there's an age gap with bonnie but it's simply not the same imo

okay here we go 18-22 kai:

so i assume, in the most affectionate way possible, that he gave off major JD from the heathers vibes. (the black cargo pants with the heavy ass combat boots?? he's a scary boy and he knows it lmao)

that age of young adulthood is such a volatile time, but for kai his resentments are growing, it's getting closer and closer to the merge, and if he can just wait it out a little longer everything is finally going to change. so lots of pent up energy, studying like crazy, in general running himself into the ground to insure everything goes the way he desperately needs it to. this also explains why he built up to such a violent snap. it's the one thing he's been holding on to, he was literally born for it, and then they still take it away.

those stupid christmas sweater photos make me think that everyone was living at home up until may 10th. unlike liv/luke i think joshua kept jo/kai close because he felt he needed to watch kai. i've always found it interesting that Jo goes into the medical field but Kai has the anatomy knowledge to cut out her spleen correctly lmao i hc they both had an interest in medicine, with him looking for a cure probably and jo maybe helping him at least at first. crazy to think that they probably would have still become a dr regardless of which one of them won the og merge!

anyway yes i think they were stuck living at home, with kai basically being held hostage and Jo being forced into a caretaker role since their mother died giving birth to the baby twins. (that's not like fully confirmed but the timeline works out so to me it's basically canon lol)

i mentioned kai having PTSD centered on touch and i think that would make any sort of social stuff hard for him. he's been taught to think he's dangerous and he's not been given any tools to keep from being that way. i hc most of his knowledge of his power came from trial and error, because joshua was like "alright no magic for you keep that in check demon spawn" from the time it manifested. (listen i could write dissertations on how despicable it is that they KNEW about gemini siphons and just refused to find ways to help him) that sort of fear/mistrust over his own abilities starting at such a young age would be totally crippling.

i read a fic once where he sleep siphoned Jo when they were young and nearly killed her during a nightmare. i could absolutely see things like that happening, and it leaving him terrified to do it again. but then his sociopathy developing would give him the ability to lash out without worrying about the guilt of his actions. but just because he doesn't let himself feel guilty doesn't mean he doesn't know what he did was wrong. i can imagine it would be so conflicting to need magic to work/feel normal but the only way to get it is to hurt the only people around you day to day. just a nightmare all around.

(have you seen the deleted scene with Jo/Kai? because that monologue from him lives rent free in my mind. the panicked breathing, the sad eyes, the desperation in his tone !! i just can't handle it lmao they 100% cut it because leaving it in and still killing him would have caused riots in the streets)

being homeschooled would limit the entire family's outside interactions, but i imagine they usually left kai at the house when they went out to the shops/coven gatherings/general outings. he does have basic people skills when we meet him so it's not like he's 100% ostracized but i do think a lot of his personality is him mimicking things he's seen in movies/mirroring the people around him in a given moment. he's faking it based off of what he thinks would be correct and when he gets it wrong you can see him deflate.

if he was allowed to go out growing up, i think he probably stuck to Jo and let her do the talking. so when she started pulling away from him too and he didn't have a buffer, it was probably easier to just stay home instead of risking it on his own.

i'm a person who hears his version of "they isolated me" and Jos "our parents saw him pulling away, isolating himself" and lands somewhere in the middle. i think they had rules over him not touching anyone/made it very clear he couldn't be trusted and that left kai feeling like "okay well f you guys i'll just go back to my room" it was just easier for him to go ahead and leave instead of let them bully him into leaving.

like he's the oldest, but do we think the other siblings listened to him ?? nah, man, there's simply no way. by the time they reached 22, no one in the house but liv/luke showed much interest in him. and he had to know that the older they got, they'd grow to believe joshua/fear him too. that had to be freaking exhausting, not to mention hurtful as hell.

(i mean... "When your family decides that you are nothing but an irredeemable piece of trash, well…I guess the best thing to do is prove them right, right?” like by the time we get to the red wedding, they broke him. there's no more second chances or trying again or believing they'll change. he's done. but he had to get pushed to that point and i think it was building his entire life.)

i hc as the oldest Jo/Kai shared a car, but to be so honest i always assumed he taught himself how to drive (fast lol) in the prison world. i would love to believe they snuck out to concerts together or had little adventures growing up but i think Jo turned on him somewhere around the time she realized she wasn't going to be allowed to go off to college. she would have had her own resentments around being stuck with him because of him, and so i don't see them having much of a relationship past the age of like 16.

to circle back to romantic relationships, i just don't think kai ever had an opportunity to be close enough to anyone for anything to happen romantically or even platonically pre prison world.

that's why bonnie showing up is such a big deal. she's this beautiful, funny, smart witch and she's just suddenly !! in his world !! the fact that he can't help getting close to her means everything to me. there's something about her/her magic that just tugs him in. "yeah but i wanted to feel your hand on my chest" come ON once you know the implications of that statement how do people not melt. babes is so touch starved he's dying for anyyyyoneeee to love on him.

bonkai sidenote: im a firm believer that grams was playing matchmaker. i hc she knew kai growing up and tried to help him when she could, which is why they went the prison world route instead of simply getting rid of him. without a bennett to bind the spell it wouldn't have been possible, so she agreed to keep something else from happening to him. she literally tells bonnie she gave up her peace so that bonnie could find hers, knowing 100% she was sending her to a world where kai was waiting/he couldn't be killed/and they would have to work together to escape. even more than that, damon wasn't supposed to go !!! so grams knew they'd be alone and either assumed bonnie could handle him or believed there was enough good in kai that it wouldn't go badly for bonnie or both lol we know from the jump that grams adores bonnie, there's not a chance in hell she would have sent her there if she thought for a second kai would hurt her. i just don't think she realized how sick he would become on his own, and adding damon into the mix changes the dynamics because kai is trying to come off stronger than he is.

yikes sorry i dont know how to discuss him without discussing bonnie 🙈

again thank you for your ask!!

[dreamwritesimagines]

they're going to end up having incredibly hot sex, end up in a weird sort of friends with benefits except not really friends because you're the love of my life situation because:

1- Jamie is gonna kill her

2- She is still hurt about him dumping her out of nowhere like she, a single young mother of a child with mutants powers, doesn't understand being accidentally hurt. Also there's the fact he was the first person she dated in so long and he just... left her.

3- Jamie is going to kill her.

so i hc they start sleeping together again but now she's actually treating it like friends with benefits so when she drops theo off at school she doent stop to talk to him, she doesnt really talk to him about her life and only calls when she wants him to come over (ofc he goes anyways, he's such a slut) but omg the angst

never has a man wanted to be in a relationship this bad; and also because she doesnt want Jamie to get suspicious, she's still dating Hayes. Logan smells him once when he gets to the aparment and all hell breaks loose.

i think this is when she would really milk the whole 'we were never actually dating ' thing for all its worth.

babe, please write this, im so bored

DARLING YOU'RE A GENIUS! 🥰 Logan and Sunshine as friends with benefits aaaaa-

Jamie is sooo gonna kill her loll😂

That's such a good point! 🩷 She really is a young mom with a mutant child who can blast holes in walls, and Logan is treating her like she doesn't understand how dangerous it can be!

The angst! It would be so angstyyyy-

never has a man wanted to be in a relationship this bad; and also because she doesnt want Jamie to get suspicious, she's still dating Hayes. Logan smells him once when he gets to the aparment and all hell breaks loose. Jealous Logan and nonchalant Sunshine, it would be so much fun! 😂

Let's have a hc with it! 🩷

I feel like after they slept together, Sunshine would be putting her clothes on and she'd go like,

"Well, thanks I guess."

"Why are you getting dressed?"

"Because I can't walk outside naked? I have this thing tonight so..."

"What thing?"

"A thing."

"What, you're gonna meet with that asshole?"

"If you mean Hayes, no. I'm meeting him tomorrow, I just promised Nik I'd join him and Jamie for dinner."

"Right. So what's this then?"

"It's just a bit of fun."

"That's it?"

"What? Didn't you have fun?"

"That's not what I mean. It's just- I can't take you out but Hayes can?"

"Yeah. That sounds about right."

"And I'm supposed to just-what? Come whenever you whistle?"

"If it bothers you this much, then don't come whenever I whistle."

[the-kr8tor]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATY WHOA

Daily Hobie HC!

I’ll spare you the angst for now…some general hcs!

- Hobie will sometimes subconsciously tilt his head when he’s intently listening to you. He doesn’t even notice when he does it, it just happens. It’s adorable when it happens though.

- If you have scars on show, especially at night, Hobie will take the time to kiss and love them, to try and heal what had happened to make them appear on your skin.

- Will happily and confidently call you wifey/husband. However, if you do the same thing to him, his knees go weak.

- Hobie would never want to let you cook solely by yourself, wanting to help even if he’s supposed to be resting. In his eyes, you shouldn’t tire yourself out for him.

- Even though his magic tricks suck, he performs them cockily for you at times to see you fail to hide your smile. They’re terrible, but he looks so prideful of them, even just playfully.

- 🐦‍⬛

Thank you my love!!!! ❤️💕

Daily Hobie HC ❤️❤️❤️

Yay!! What a great bday gift! Some fluff!!

Awwww get u a man who will listen to you!!

Hehehehe i have a scar on my eyebrow and it's perfect for smoochin' 🤭

"wifey, can you pass the salt?" THE WAY HE WOULD CASUALLY DROP IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY THO 🥴😍😍

Iwndiwjxkws that's so sweet 😭 like he's the type to not let u wash the dishes by yourself and makes the chore 10x more fun

Ngl I'm a sucker for a man who can do a magic trick even though it's shit 😂 it's the thought that counts!