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Okay so today I was thinking about how I believe that Gale likes to tell John how big he is during sex (his cock but also just his body in general) because it feeds into John’s ego and gets him off but Gale also loves how big John is especially compared to himself, he just pretends he says it only for John. (I feel like this is true in canon but also especially your KMITD verse) Like I feel like he goes super over the top with it sometimes throwing his head back and moaning like a pornstar “oh John you’re so big” when John puts his cock inside him or when Gale takes his cock out and into his dainty hands. And it does it for John like nothing else every single time no matter how many times Gale’s said it or how corny it is or how over the top Gale is about it.

HEARD 🙌

I love their size difference so much specifically because Gale is not small. Dude is tall, and sure he’s slim, but he’s built, not a bean pole. Unless you put him next to the absolute unit that is John and then he looks like a dainty little princess. That shit right there is like gold to me 👏

So, I could definitely see it being a thing for Gale who has always been strong and taken care of himself to enjoy feeling small and cared for around John (when he finally allows himself to) and that would absolutely translate into sex. I usually write Gale as significantly less talkative during sex (in general but especially compared to John) so I could see him waiting to whip out that line for a moment he knows it’ll make John absolutely mcfucking lose it😈

This would hit so hard in KMITD when John starts training in university and then in the pros and goes from a decently fit dude to a brick shithouse. The change would be gradual and I HC Gale as keeping up with him with exercise so he gets more built too so it takes a while to notice. However, there’s gotta be one day where he wakes up and looks at John or maybe pulls on one of his new jerseys and see how it hangs off of him and he has that “oh shit 😳” moment and jumps John.

Tell me why I want that moment to be John’s junior or senior year of college early one morning in the kitchen and it wakes poor Curt up who is both horrified and turned on by what he walks in on 🤣

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“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

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casual bucky fit goes CRAAAAARARARZZY.

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for kmitd; when do the kids stop calling gale mommy? do they ever? i feel like john would be trying to keep the whole thing going as long as possible lmao

Oooh good question… I hadn’t thought about it too much buuut I think around 6-7 all 5 of the kids would catch on to it being weird and call him dad when talking about him with anyone that’s not in their immediate circle. Whether that’s via bullying from other kids or getting frustrated with having to explain that “no [their] mommy is a boy” over and over depends on the kid.

However, when talking to him Gale is mommy for life no matter what. Partially thanks to John refusing to let go of the bit but also because they’re just so used to it, it seems weird to change it. I think even when the two youngest switch from daddy to dad for John for most circumstances (the older three hold zero embarrassment about calling him daddy even when they’re teens), they’d still roll with mommy for Gale.

I’m picturing their second youngest trying out mom for a few weeks in middle school and it’s so weird and alien that even Gale is like 😬🤢 but he’s not about to say anything because he knows Goose struggles with wanting to fit in… they all sigh in relief when he switches back to calling Gale mommy.

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Every time Dean and Cas are reunited but my heart will go on plays 

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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im quitting tumblr

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Derek: Sorry... I just blacked out... what did you say?

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Masters of the Air (TV 2024) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gale “Buck” Cleven/John Clarence “Bucky” Egan Characters: Gale “Buck” Cleven, John Clarence “Bucky” Egan Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, magic vagina, Virginity Kink, Crying During Sex, Loss of Virginity, Barebacking, Pre-Relationship, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering Summary:

Stress was inconsequential and unnecessary to his existence. He wasn’t going to let it get in his way and end up with a spontaneous stress affect like Hambone who woke up with blue hair, or Crank who spent a whole day ribbiting like a frog every time he tried to talk.

Gale was above that kind of nonsense, knew how to get ahead of stress or handle it when he couldn’t prevent it.

Until he didn’t.

aka The one where the stress of war gets to Gale and he ends up with a magic pussy that won’t go away so his bestie John offers to help

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Influencer Jason Carver who’s filming like “I wake up and meditate and here’s my 10 step skincare routine,” while in the background his followers can see his boyfriend Eddie Munson who’s going to sleep at 6 am with a quick joint.

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the heart is a muscle ch 3

A Christmas Clegan fic, Chapter Two (Tattoo Artist/Florist AU) playlist

“Gimme that please again,” Gale murmurs into the corner of John’s mouth. 

John gives him his mouth instead. Kisses him. And kisses him. And kisses him again. Like he wanted to, like there was something to be found between Gale’s kiss. Like he might give him something back. Gives him his mouth and his breath when he sighs open-mouthed. Lays trussed and trapped and fully able to free himself but meeting Gale right where he was at. 

John kisses him. 

John kisses him.

Gale kisses him back, tongues to the backs of throats and teeth clicking together and the brustle of John’s mustache rubbing Gale’s top lip raw. Kisses him back and trades a moan back and forth between them on a boat of slick spit. 

This fic will update every day from Dec 20th to Dec 23rd

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TOP GUN MAVERICK FEATURETTE: CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF

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nothin' but blue skies from now on.

WIP: chapter 10/10; post war, past relationship, getting back together.

>> read on ao3 here. <<

He found himself oddly emotional as he looked at John in his uniform, mainly because it was something that he hadn't seen in so long. This was the image of John that he remembered falling in love with; tall, handsome, perfect.

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I know you just write us a toe curling fic. I promise we're grateful for it and don't want to push you. But if you ever write a second part to that fic where his penis is back and one is thinking the other isn't into it until he jumps his bones

Well, I’m grateful to y’all for interacting with the sometimes weird, sometimes boring, sometimes unholy things that I write ❤️🤣 I will never say never 🫡 Because the feelings would be so intense with that and I’m here for it😍

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John was expecting to be his first but not his only because he's not expecting Gale to love him back 😭

Beebs is out here thinking he’s not good enough for that perfect angel Buck Cleven, meanwhile Gale is so down bad for John it should be considered a medical condition but he too thinks he’s not good enough for John 💔