#This is a call for all theorists!
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From: Pearl <[email protected]>
Subject: New milestone! (and a new clue? 👀)
Hey everyone! Looks like there's a whole bunch of new people waiting for the latest scoop! Well, don't you worry... I'm on the scent of something pretty big that I think will satisfy the lot of you. And I know I'm not the only one doing some investigating— yeah, that's right, I see you! There's a few readers out here who think they know how it all plays out! Wanna share some notes? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours? Or maybe you don't need me to share these juicy scoops... that's fine! We can see just who got the yarn untangled once it's done a-weaving. Just remember— both threads and herrings can share the same red. Well, see you next time! Keep your eyes peeled ;) Yours in pursuit of the truth, Pearl Moon
#Thank you guys for over 1700 followers! This post has been delayed from hell to back but I'm so glad we can finally celebrate it!#hotguy comics zine#hermitcraft zine#gtws#hcsmp zine#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanzine#zine#zine updates#This is a call for all theorists!#We can't wait for everyone to see what we've been cooking!
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first meetings (bonus panel under the cut!!)
i didnt wanna add it to the main post bc it's a different size and it would mess up the format lmaooo
i think about these two a lot i think they could be really fun together in several ways. monty golf is right next to the daycare after all!!
#my art#daycare attendant#sundrop#sunnydrop#oh idk how to tag for monty....#montgomery gator#monty gator#this isnt explicitly ship but if u wanna read it that way go for it lol#i genuinely do think these two are like.. connected in some way. i just have a hunch okay just trust me#monty golf is right next to the daycare. they were both side attractions before bonnie's disappearance#they've both got destroyed staff bots in their rooms. the 'decommission monty' mission makes you go back to the daycare#as well as monty being the one that gets called when a staff bot finds you in the daycare#IM JUST SAYING.... it cant be a coincidence right. it probably is but just hear me out okay#what if monty didnt kill bonnie. thats all i'll say for now#i'll stop being a conspiracy theorist in the tags now
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I woke up today not expecting to get some weird lore about Sans and Papyrus
AND YET HERE WE ARE
How does Papyrus know about Jevil. How does PAPYRUS know about JEVIL. HOW DOES-
Its such a Papyrus way of explaining Jevil too. A clown playing 'games' with everyone and generally being a menace would be annoying and would be the reason he would be locked away...
This just adds to the major Deltarune theories tbh (Papyrus is the Knight and The Brothers being from Deltarune) and also because I dont know what else to think of it.
#probably everyone else is posting about this but its CRAAAZYYY LIKE WHAT#trust Toby to casually drop lore and clues in a mini update post and him 'doing more of the QnA because Papyrus had a lot of questions'#this is the kind of lore i love because its literally stuff being in random places#i cant wait for all of the DR theorists to talk about this#specifically JaruJaru he is my crazy DR theorist man#utdr newsletter#deltarune#undertale#undertale newsletter#utdr#papyrus undertale#deltarune newsletter#what are we calling it lmao im just gonna tag both
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the thing about c3s plot "coming out of nowhere" is if you look in my friends twitter accounts far enough, we realized a second calamity about the gods morality & mortality probably led by ludinus would happen, before the m9 even went to travelercon. and i know before i had joined their discussion theyd pieced some together long before me. there were enough plot threads to hint, it was just about loose interpretation at the time.
#and very notably every bnf fucking despised us especially my friend kea for believing gods had mortal-like feelings or the rq was flawed#if you so much as mentioned kord seemed sad or remorseful to yasha you were yelled at. gods dont have emotions how dare you#and every ludinus watcher was seen as very crazy and aloof as theorists#which i get but who's laughing now#a lot of interpretation was more broad in scope and not fixated like c3's is but i think the pieces were always there#especially post c1 as matt really tried to solidify what the calamity was and what had happened#but a lot of interpretation was heavily dogpiled even worse back then - see anyone who liked arti being called an abuser#so of course no one but a select few small fan groups actually flourished in theorymaking#i also do think it's fair to say interpretation within the cast & matt himself changed. matts said that#but sometimes worlds can evolve esp with outside world political/personal meta context#i dont think cr is lesser for it at all i think it's in fact faaaar stronger#van speaks#campaign 3
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I feel like we should keep a thread of the theorist hosts being absolute chaos gremlins on Instagram because I was stalking Tom's Instagram posts (as one does) and came across this gem of an interaction:
For context this was on a video where Tom made a cover of Pikachu's Goodbye for Mat.
AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TOO?? It's not just Tom and Santi either, all four hosts are constantly at each others' throats and it makes me really want another GTLive where it's just Mat and the hosts on the couch doing dumb shit. I would watch the hell out of that.
From what I've seen so far it seems like there's some reoccuring themes:
Tom and Santi's beef (obviously)
Amy fanning the flames and just generally being a general menace
Lee being the slightly normal(?) one, also he constantly threatens to steal Tom's content
Santi compliments Tom aggressively to which Tom insults Santi aggressively which causes Santi to insult Tom aggressively
And ok I'll stop yapping now but I DID NOT ANTICIPATE HOW MUCH CHAOS THE NEW HOSTS WILL BRING and honestly? I'm all here for it.
(also I've just given up on being anonymous now LMAO it's so annoying how anonymous asks doesn't allow images or links)
Absolutely! When it’s not late o’clock where I live I’ll go through my phone to find the screenshots I saved of some of their more interesting moments.
Here’s two quick ones from Santi. Sir, thats a boyfriend pose, what are you doing?
#any excuse to feed the Santi nation honestly#I will answer any and all calls for more Santi content#I love them all your honor#santi massa#team theorist
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you guys wouldn’t believe me if i told you how badly my move yesterday went 😭
#the van man came and everything fitted which was good#(though i had to do all the heavy lifting and him none 🙄)#we had to divert to collect some stuff from cardiff#and that had to be delivered to sheffield#and after that guy took half an hour to fucking come home to receive his shit we were off again#and at this point van man has revealed himself as a conspiracy theorist#and then a burning smell#and then the power steering went#he coaxed the van to the service station#only to realise the tensioner (?) is completely shorn#so he tries to bodge it back together#at which point i call my mom#and my brother drives to help me (from 1.5 hours distance away)#we get as much of my stuff in his jazz as we can#and then i have to beg dad to drive the same distance in his car to get the rest#all the while this guy is trying to use cord and gaffa tape to make the van go#and his solution was for my stuff to be taken back to his in lincolnshire#mark the job as ‘complete’ and then drive it up in his wife’s car#and just trust him that i’d receive my stuff by friday#like um :/#and then he’s on the phone talking to his partner abt reporting the thing as stolen#god.#all the while the main motorway has been shut so dad is being led on a wild goose chase by google maps#suffice to say when he finally rolled up i’ve never been more glad
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Learning more about how elections actually work and how Trump won 2016 has gotten me thinking. All I can think is how satisfying, how poetic, how karmic it would be if Trump were to loose 2024 as he won 2016; thanks to the popular vote.
#Is it likely?#Absolutely not#It isn't impossible tho#especially since it did happen in 2016#But I'm still preparing for a Trump presidency#Something in my gut tells me something isn't right#The energy in the universe has been so weird lately#Apparently there's been some weird astrological events happening#We have two fucking moons right now#Mini moon is still in orbit for a few more days right?#The hurricanes that have been hitting us are more weird than they have ever been#And call me paranoid or a conspiracy theorist but something does not feel right about this election#Something does not feel right about a highly qualified candidate loosing to a felon game show host#I cannot believe America hates women so much that a felon is favored over a highly qualified woman#I mean I can#America really fucking hates women#But this still doesn't feel right#There's something in the air something in the energy in the whole planet that's incredibly off#Something is wrong#Maybe not with the election results#although I do think something is wrong with those in my gut#but something somewhere in the universe is off and I don't know what#And all I can think is how karmic Trump loosing to the electoral college would be#There's something in me#probably delusions but idk#that keeps thinking “this will happen”#“This was meant to happen”#“the universe is teaching Trump a lesson by having him loose as he once won”#I know this is more of an empty hope#But I will cling onto hope until the last breath I take
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not to be a conspiracy theorist* but the orange terror definitely 100% without a doubt orchestrated this wack ass ~assassination attempt~
#*ok i am definitely a conspiracy theorist lmfao but they're all my own conspiracies#i make this shit up myself! i dont need no second hand lunatic telling me what kind of crazy shit to believe#i am fully capable of being insane on my own thank you very much#and by 'insane' i mean 'an oracle of truth and wisdom' bc i fucking swear to god#so much shit that ive predicted/suspected/called out often turns out to be true
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idk if it's genuine excitement or the energy drink i had earlier that's actually letting me focus and work but dude. i am CRUSHING this essay. this is Fun To Write. i think i'm actually doing a really good job here. wtf. i love my major man
#i am a LITTLE bit sad i cant do grad school bc like. im going to miss writing essays and researching and all once i graduate#i do genuinely like doing it. call me a nerd or whatever but i love it esp when its on smth fun and interesting like this#now im not sad enough to actually DO grad school lmao#unless i got offered a scholarship or smth idk. wont happen but. hm. if it did.#seriously tho. i would think more seriously abt it if it werent for my adhd. i just dont think its realistic for me#as much as i like my field i dont think i have the ability to focus well enough to complete the work id need to complete#i went to the meeting abt grad school i learned abt what it requires/why people do it and all. i just dont think i can do that#and bc i ultimately cant get diagnosed -> cannot get help/medication thats not going to improve any time soon#after years of learning how to adapt and work with my brain this is probably the best i can do without medical/institutional intervention#its not worth paying a shitload of money and possibly setting my career back by years only to fail out yk?#im not too torn up abt it. ill give it more thought if it becomes relevant but rn its not really on my radar#ive done an excellent job in school! im getting an honours degree (hopefully)! most people dont even get that far#a lot of people with my condition dont even get into university let alone graduate. im incredibly lucky to be able to do what i can#levi.txt#this is all over the place but takeaway is im having a good time! things are coming together i feel confident in my work#im gathering theorists and sources for the section on night of the living dead and having a blast#ive got my examples all lined up my arguments make sense in my head i know where to look for applicable theories etc etc#i just need supporting quotes and im working on that rn!! it hasnt even been that hard#ok. back to work. i need to harness the power of caffeine once more (made my brain quiet) (no longer full of bees) (im in charge)
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Listening to Jon Ronson's podcast series on the 'culture wars' that ignited during the pandemic, and it had a very interesting insight on what makes people so vehemently convinced of their conspiracy theory beliefs- if it mixes with personal grievances it can become incredibly strong for that person individually. Example given was Judy Mikovits, a scientist who fell into conspiracy thinking after her research into potential viral causes of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome was discredited in 2011. Those speaking on the podcast who knew her work believe Mikovits made an honest mistake caused by contaminated lab equipment. And from the interview with her, it was clear she feels very strongly about finding something that can help sufferers of CFS. So there's the powerful emotional aspect of her being unable to accept her own failure to do that.
For my dad, it was the fact that his mother, my grandmother, who is in her 90s and had been living alone in good physical and mental health, began to show symptoms of cognitive decline early in lockdown when she could no longer meet her friends and socialise. She's now in a dementia home. And she is very elderly so you could say that she might have developed dementia anyway, but my dad who was visiting her regularly saw it happening in real time and made the direct connection to lockdown. That started him off with the emotional bias against lockdown. (Also he hated masks because he's extremely short sighted and was sick of them fogging his glasses- I feel like there were probably solutions to that one that he didn't try though, as a fellow glasses wearer.)
I've ranted before about people trying to give smart insights on susceptable groups (the old 'did you know left wing people can fall for conspiracy theories?? And intelligent people??' ones who tell on themselves by revealing they think this is somehow about intelligence level). This is the first time I've seen someone make the connection to an individual emotional upheaval. I think it's very good insight. We sort of knew that what happened with his mother was connected to his views on the pandemic in some way, but this was somewhat of a lightbulb moment for me.
#someone i love is a conspiracy theorist#quick note- this post and all my conspiracy posts aren't meant to excuse people's harmful views and the damage they do#it's also not an invitation to talk about how lockdown shouldn't have happened- that ship has sailed#and i would hope that no one would deny that lockdown had serious emotional and developmental consquences for some people#talking about that doesn't negate the positives of slowing disease transmission in the slightest#the podcast is called things fell apart and it's made by BBC sounds#and i'm specifically talking about s2 e2
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exene talking about the state of the world. the good stuff starts at eight minutes. or you can just read the transcript complete with the usual errors that accompany robot transcribed speech (the irony of which is not lost on me). maybe it's not about transhumanism and living forever (or maybe it is who knows), but there's definitely an agenda of surveillance and control at work which is designed to keep the powerful in power. cash rules everything around me and you will own nothing etc. the future is worse.
#google has helpfully flagged this as a 'conspiracy theory' which let me know it was definitely worth paying attention to#sometimes a conspiracy theory turns out to be flatearth-tier but anything those in control are putting effort into discrediting#concerns me and makes me look deeper. if they're going to the effort to control the discourse there's something there that#threatens them. anything google calls a conspiracy theory is worth a closer look. it often means someone has gotten too close to the truth.#she's brave to be talking about this shit they basically cancelled her and forced her to apologize for talking about how they want#to take our guns and the media is lying to you and stirring up fear so they can get away with passing gun control#like wtf leftists should be all about gun rights. a disarmed population is totally at the mercy of the state's authority#it's not very punk to surrender entirely to regimes in power and let the only people with guns be the police#like c'mon guys we need guns. and it's like drugs. they exist anyway. better they do so in broad daylight than in the shadows#they let adam curits talk about this stuff for some reason and no one calls him a conspiracy theorist idk why but there's a reason#i guess his stuff is not a threat to them bc it's dense and heady and seven hours long so the masses will never absorb it#ex punk rocker yelling about new world order in plain language monologues of digestible length is a much bigger threat#i swear there are secretly fifty people in control of everything and their entire aim is to make sure it stays that way no matter what#but it's really gross how obvious it's getting like the whole system just funnels money straight to the top and they don't even care#about hiding it anymore they're just doing it out in open and denying objective reality with confidence it's too much sometimes#i swear i can feel my grasp on reality deteriorating. it's as if there were a loud buzzing in the out of doors that was getting#louder every day and nobody ever said anything to acknowledge that it was real nobody talked about hearing the buzzing but it just#keeps getting louder and i'm finally like wtf is with this buzzing and everyone gets mad at me for shouting over their netflix show#that they weren't really enjoying in the first place. like no one is happy in the modern world. why can't we talk about why without#turning against each other. that's why doug saying 'maybe we're all the same' is such a big deal to me. anyone who is trying to unite us#is doing important work. that trump supporter is not the enemy. they are the victim just like you.
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Hate hate hate digitalisation hate only being able to pay with credit cards hate touchscreens instead of people hate cashierless shops hate how ai is causing less jobs and less privacy and hate generated art and generated stories and aaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh
#you cant even pay for parking with coins#your phone has GOT to have everything and you always need to be reachable and marketable#not to sound like a conspiracy theorist or an avatar of the web but you are being “controlled”#i feel like most of the time it isn’t even intentional#but if you pay with cash and the majority of people just pay with credit cards cash is eventually gonna go out of use#this is just an example i have nothing against people who prefer credit cards#i don’t like ai but simply because i think people are not to be trusted with it#i mean come on touchscreens are such a “new” thing we’re still getting used to themsomewhere#we are going too fast for this#and no sometimes you don’t need to have everything at hand’s reach#the world needs to chill (literally and metaphorically; excuse the pun)#i just feel like everything is pushing us towards developing and developing and developing but i feel like that’s not what we need#not constantly at least#i know development would get us somewhere but there is nothing wrong in slowing down a bit#development in medicine is good and i’m not counting it in here but rather#the “fake” as one might call it development when#everyone goes “oh you MUST have this new thing how did you even live without it”#capitalistic development seems like a good description#we will all die in the end#i will be worm food one day. We all will#what we don’t accomplish someone else will#they can just… slow down a little#i mean this in the way that it seems like we’re being sold the image that everyone needs to always have everything and it must be RIGHT NOW#people have forgotten how to wait. Me unfortunately and disappointedly included#anyway#vent#also rant in tags#it talks
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my energy is minimal, so i come here, i report bot blogs, i scroll a bit and i leave.
#🌿blog control — ooc.🌿#after a whole day of work i call this being productive#seriousl#idk how to have any brain energy after i have to listen to conspiracy theorists yell at me how the bank is stealing all their money#and vaccines are a work of the devil#and if i watch national tv or listen to national radio i'm brain washed#they exhaust me
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Me: Hey, do you wanna watch MILGRAM together?
My older sibling: Yeah sure lol. Looks fun
*an hour later*
Me: But did he have a brother or not is the question
My older sibling: THE DOCTOR IS GUILTY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY VOTED HIM INNOCENT!?! HE HARVESTED PEOPLE'S PARTS NO!!!!!!!!
#milgram#hey guess who got a new hyperfixation#perfect series for vocaloid lovers/english class students/game theorists#me and my older sibling spent the entire night talking about Shidou lol#they barely even remember any of their names lol#we call them like 'the abortion girl' and 'the doctor' and 'the doxxing guy' and 'the first guy' and 'the girl who got bullied'#anyways I'm currently waiting at home for them to return from school cause I just finished binging all their videos#I NEED TO TELL THEM ABOUT TRIAL 2 FHCVKBKFJDCJVKB#they currently like Kotoko because 'ooo pretty girl' can't wait to tell them lol
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Ppl on Tumblr will really sit here and act like sexuality can't actively be flexible or change over time. like okay lmfao
#like okay. i get in a way where these ppl are coming from and i understand having a rigid view of your OWN sexuality#but you cant push that on others and thats never how its worked#queer means a lot of fucking things#and a lot of ppl w/ rly flexible identities use that word too#yall love 'breaking the binary' until its shit like this and then you go down screaming that its homophobic#and that its r*pe????????? y'all#on that last point. im a generally sex repulsed asexual and i have sex. thats not r*pe. holy shit#yall are on some shit fr this is ridiculous#and yes im vagueblogging that one shitty queer theorist post going around bc i can guarantee if i said any of this#on that post id get called homophobic. which is frankly fucking ridiculous#without going too much into my own sexuality situation i just. idk man that shit frustrates me deeply#and feels like its working backwards#if you read the paragraph their quoting its rly not that bad and i seriously think ppl are either overreacting or just being assholes#yall are too much!!!!!!#ppl have fluid sexualities and identities thats just the fucking nature of being queer#and literally if you have identified as one thing your whole life good for you. sincerely#but i don't subscribe to that gold star ass mentality whatsoever#the topic is definitely way more nuanced than this but ive had enough getting mad on the internet for today lol#if you are also gonna be a tightass about the definition of QUEER of all things literally fuck off and goodbye. dont need that energy here#roach.txt
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the thing abt tumblr being self-curated is that when ur dash is full of weird bullshit. you did that. "ugh i'm sick of seeing people i follow circulate these batshit conspiracies" have you considered maybe not following them
#seeing multiple people call one weird conspiracy theorist who gets about a dozen notes on most of their posts 'well known'#like. they don't have to be. they are in fact Not#'yeah ive seen their posts about weird conspiracy theories all the time everyone i follow keeps reblogging them'#okay. see. the common denominator there is You
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