#oh idk how to tag for monty....

[biblically-accurate-dca]

first meetings (bonus panel under the cut!!)

i didnt wanna add it to the main post bc it's a different size and it would mess up the format lmaooo

i think about these two a lot i think they could be really fun together in several ways. monty golf is right next to the daycare after all!!

[reluctanttrabbit]

HERE :)

vanessa goes and also smuggles Freddy to one of Gregory's soccer games

vanessa or gregory has a nightmare and the other is there for them

vanessa had a bad day yesterday and Gregory with the help of freddys head attempts to make her breakfast in bed the next morning

vanessa and Freddy help Gregory out when he gets freaked out about his amnesia again

tony ellis and Gregory hang at the fazcade but it drags back old memories

HOPE I HELPED YOU OUT A BIT VANNY✌

YAY THESE R SO CUTE AUGHHHH thank you... for saving me! i was so thirsty!!! /ref

will definitely do more of these prompts buttttt i want to go to bed lmao so this is all u get for now :3 idk idk let me know if you want me to tag you when i update this!!

2.

Fluttering in and out of consciousness, a very comfortable Vanessa hears commotion from somewhere inside the apartment.

Her eyes were heavier than Freddy's head, and her mountain of blankets weighed her down. Why was she awake, again?

I think.... I heard something. Maybe it was Gregory.

That works like a charm. She can slowly feel herself gain more energy to shift out of bed and sit up. Nail polish and clutter fall off of her side table as she reaches for her phone. Vanessa groans.

Fine, I can just walk without a light. I should know where all my furniture is from memory.

Her feet immediately catch on a pile of laundry she'd been neglecting. "Shit," she whispers as she hops until she regains balance. Vanessa steps more carefully this time, successfully feeling for the door frame and switching the light on.

There's a faint.. sniffing kind of noise. Then it goes quiet.

"..Ness?"

Her heart beats faster as she jogs to Gregory's room, feeling for the walls. It's right at the end of the hall.

Gregory's 'room' (a room she once used for art and sewing crafting, now containing just a makeshift bed and spare furniture) was pitch black; save for Freddy charging on the desk beside his bed. The beam of his eyes allowed her to see just half of Gregory's face.

"Are you okay? Did anything happen?" she runs a hand through her untamed bedhead.

"Oh. Um, I just heard.. you walking around, so I wanted to make sure, uh, it was you. I'm a light sleeper, sorry." Vanessa noticed how Gregory sniffed in between some of his words. Her limited view of him appeared as if he was on edge. Scared.

"..You sure?"

He fidgets with his sweater sleeves.

"Yeah."

It had only been a week since Vanessa took in this stubborn, brave, creative kid. After five days of going through hell together in that mega mall. A hell that she took part in, god, maybe even orchestrated--

That wasn't me. It was never me. I got him out. We're safe.

She couldn't blame him for being so guarded. Especially towards her.

Ness leans on his doorframe. "Look, I um.." she pauses, unsure of where shes going with this.

"I would never want to discount how brave you are. You have ten times the courage I did at your age. But that doesn't mean... you're never scared."

Isn't that kind of contradictory?? She thinks. Gregory's eyebrows furrow; he's just as lost as Vanessa.

"Okay, I'm really sleep deprived. Crap." she mumbles. "What I mean to say is that I don't want you to be scared of being scared. You can.. talk to me about nightmares and stuff. You don't have to push down your fears anymore."

He doesn't respond, looking at the wall for a bit. Vanessa fidgets with her hair.

"It was about the animatronics," Gregory breathes out. "but y- Vanny wasn't there. I don't remember.. seeing her." He motions for Vanessa to come closer. She doesn't hesitate, sitting at the edge of the mattress.

"They chased me out of the pizzaplex doors, and then we were on that hill. But Roxy dragged me back and then I was in some kind of.. mirror maze? It was on fire, and I had to get low to the ground."

Vanessa listens intently. "But Monty started crawling after me, and he got my leg. Then they all started... Um. And then I saw that other rabbit in the mirror right before I woke up."

They both freeze.

"I don't know, the locations didn't make that much sense. But I could see every single detail of the characters. I could feel everything." His voice shakes, right before tears start to form.

Vanessa felt a pang in her heart. She had no idea whether to comfort him or let him come to that decision himself.

"...Could you stay in here for the night? Like, bring an extra mattress maybe.." he trailed off, wiping his eyes.

"Uh- of course. Yeah, I have a sleeping bag somewhere." she takes off to the hallway closet, leaving Gregory to sit and wait.

He stares into the corner of the room. Into the shadows. Something looks like it's there, but his brain knows it's nothing.

With nothing to do with his hands, he hugs one of his pillows. I wish Freddy didn't weigh a million pounds. He glances at the Glamrock Freddy plush sitting on the floor.

Gregory sighs, leaning over to grab it and fitting it into his arms.

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"Is this good now?" Vanessa asks, sitting up in her sleeping bag and attempting to read Gregory's face in the darkness. He nods, seemingly content and burrowing back into his blanket.

Vanessa smiles and makes herself comfortable.

"Tomorrow I could go out shopping for your room, if you want." She stares up at the ceiling, envisioning where she would go. "Maybe some glow in the dark stars? My ceiling was full of 'em when I was younger."

Gregory made a sound that seemed like "mhm." He sounded ready to fall asleep right there and then. Vanessa wondered if her being here made him feel more safe.

"Night, Nessa." he mumbled

"Night, Greg."

[fairyhagmother]

okay i know i’ve been annoying in your ask box a lot recently but i can’t stop thinking about livia and i throughly enjoy anytime you speak about her. so please, spare some livia cardew thoughts?

Oh please you could never annoy me <33

Under a cut due to lengthy and unhinged yapping and potentially triggering content (tagged)

Talking about Livia on here has really helped me refine her character — she has changed so much since I started thinking abt her, from outright villain to simply being misunderstood to outright villain again. Now she kind of sits in the middle. there is a dark streak to her, for sure, but she does also have some redeeming qualities.

I’ve always been under the impression that she was raised by her mother after the war so I’ve kind of run with that. Her father was a legal scholar who died during the war (still unsure how) and Livia misses him horribly. Livia’s mother buried herself in her work so Livia has pretty much raised herself (and has done a. not so great job at times). She’s been enrolled in ballet since her earliest childhood, and is actually an extremely talented dancer who has a knack for pushing through and past physical pain and could have been a professional, but her mother’s always said that it would have been a waste of her intelligence (🤨). She has a long-standing rivalry with Palmyra Monty that once resulted in um. fisticuffs. shall we say. Unfortunately for all, Livia has pretty poor emotional regulation skills and will get so angry, and so outraged, that she will lash out, usually after a period of lengthy seething. She figures out early on that sometimes causing other people pain brings her pleasure, especially if she believes that her fury is somehow justified (however skewed that justification may be).

She’s gay but doesn’t really know it.

She marries one of Arachne’s older brothers. Again I go back and forth with what happens to poor Tiberius Crane. He dies, that for sure. As you know I’ve sorta been playing around with Livia being Snow’s second wife, but the idea that he may have married Iphigenia Moss is so deeply horrific to me that I almost push back against it. I think that he takes so much from her that it exacerbates her mental health issues and that that is what kills her, and I find that extremely troubling.

Anyways sometimes I think she ends up marrying Snow because she loves power. Sometimes it’s because she’s on a revenge crusade for Iphie (which everyone thinks is really strange because Iphie and Livia weren’t even that close). Sometimes it’s because she genuinely thinks she may be happy with him (BUZZER. WRONG.)

Coriolanus and Livia are incredibly poorly suited to each other. It is fascinating. They seem so repulsed by each other that everyone is genuinely shocked when they have children together. like it’s a joke in the friend group where they will just look at each other in absolute disbelief and shock like when and how the fuck did THAT happen. It did and it was terrible. That Livia has constant affairs is the Capitol’s worst kept secret but somehow coriolanus is just like “my wife’s lesbianism is the only thing I respect about her.” I’m joking. Or am I. Idk it’s hard for me to reconcile snows obsession with control and his image with his rather unruly wife’s behaviour. I’m choosing to see it like how in medieval literature everyone knows king arthur’s wife is having an affair but no one says anything out of fear of disrupting the status quo. now I bet u didn’t think I’d manage to work king arthur into this but there you have it.

Livia hates her husband and fantasises about killing him constantly. She stumbles across the John collier clytemnestra painting while she’s at a reception at the Ravinstills and is deeply compelled like. Maybe she could axe coriolanus while he’s in the bath? Wouldn’t that be fun and empowering?

In some worlds she escapes her husband and drives off into the sunset after mobilising a network of women who hate coriolanus (there’s a lot). sometimes she realises that he will kill her so kills herself just to spite him and disrupt his career. She’s pretty unhinged by this point. I think she dotes on her children, particularly her youngest daughter, so I’m trying to wrap my head around a context in which it would make sense for her to leave her children behind? Maybe she thinks they will be safer with her gone but coriolanus not in power than they would be if she were around but coriolanus was in power? Idk idk initially this entire thing started bc I thought It would be funey if Livia gone girled herself but now I kinda can’t make it work lol

[alexandraisyes]

I just got here (/hj), why are you aus and there tags so I can binge read them :3

For my "Main AUs" (the one's with a label - including non TSAMS)

Highly Unconventional: Also known as I distract from the horrifying angst with fluffy ships - #The Deal TSAMS - #The Deal AU - #Highly Unconventional

Sinker AU: Mermaid AU because I fucking can - #Sinker AU - #TSAMS Mer AU - #Hook Line And Sinker

Twisted Celestials: Sun grab star, star go boom, oh no our universe it's broken - #Twisted Celestials - #TCAU - #TSAMS TCAU

Cage AU: Fucked up beyond repair AU about Eclipse torturing the bm twins whoo gotta love it - #A Gilded Cage - #TSAMS Cage AU

R E S E T: Monty ruins everything and it has consequences (tm) - #Reset AU - #R E S E T AU - #Lulu and Chips

TSBS Hunger Games: exactly what it sounds like - #Hunger Games AU - #TSBS Hunger Games

Human/Family AU: Idk how to explain it, they're family bro - #TSAMS Family AU

Drowning: Modern AU about Lunar anddd trauma

Friends AU: I went "What if none of them were ever related" - Doesn't have a tag yet, don't know what to put tbh - #Friends AU - ???? I guess that works????

Supernova: Silly OC DCA AU - #Supernova

Errors In Resentment: QPR Eclipse/Ruin AU - #Errors In Resentment - #EiR TSAMS

Codependency: I'm going to fucking tear into Lunar and Eclipse's relationship and ponder about how codependent they were and that's it that's the entire AU it's me going "wow they were so toxic" - I don't have a tag yet but let's make one up now - #Codependency (AU)

BearCode: Exactly what it sounds like - #BearCode - #Killcode x Glamrock Freddy

Together AU: Silly DCA about Sun/Moon/Eclipse/Jack - #Together AU

COTL AU: Also exactly what it sounds like - #FNAF COTL - #COTL AU

I have a few AUs that don't have a label and probably haven't really been talked about that much but also they're just like silly ship AUs and such. My friends and I are just insane. A lot of my AUs are on my server (locked behind the adult channels because we're a bunch of degenerates). Currently the only one with works published is Highly Unconventional. I'm working on Cage, Reset, and Obsession in the background with co-writers. And currently on my own with codependency, bearcode, and TCAU which have their own fics in the works.

Also I'm so bad at tagging shit for my AUs consistently or I always use multiple tags so just have mercy on me. A good one is just "tsams/fnaf/dca au" for a catch all in my blog or "tsams/fnaf/dca ship" also works most of the time. Since a lot of these don't have fics yet it'll probably lead you to rambles about them or artworks I've done

[shima-draws]

hello hi I've just discovered your art and I've got questions because i went through your pnf tag and couldn’t find the answers. (maybe I missed them. idk)

why doesn't Perry speak? and what happened to Doof's arms? how does Perry know the boys? does ferbnessa exist in your au? sorry for bombarding you with questions but I need answers!!!

ok that's it bye 👋

OH that's alright!! My PnF tag is kind of massive so I don't blame you for missing stuff lol

Perry is selectively mute due to childhood trauma--in-depth backstory about that is here.

Doof's arms are both prosthetics, and that's actually canon! He mentions it in the episode "Road to Danville".

In my AU Perry is the boys' uncle c: He's Lawrence's cousin and grew up with him in England, so they're pretty close.

I'm uhhh not a fan of Ferbnessa lol the age gap makes me uncomfy so no. Haven't decided yet but Vanessa is probably either gonna end up with Monty or with Lyla (whose age is unconfirmed, but I hc her to be around 19-20? And Vanessa is 18 in the AU since it's a 2 year timeskip so).

Thanks for the questions! I love talking about my AUs so you're all good c:

[magpiefngrl]

20 questions for fic writers

Thanks for tagging me @alleycat0306!

1.How many works do you have on ao3?

53 revealed and 4 hidden fics. (I've also deleted several.)

2. What's your total ao3 word count?

387,408 words. Most of my works are fairly short.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

I've written for a few. I was active in drarry for years. My most recent non-drarry ones were wangxian (MDZS/CQL).

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

(all drarry)

dirtynumbangelboy

The Miseducation of Draco Malfoy

The Full Monty

Through the Looking Glass and What Draco Found There

Kiss on cheek: one galleon

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I do, except that on multichapter fics I only respond to the final chapter comments. I love and cherish each comment, though, and they make me more happy than I can express.

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

The Death You Carry. It's an MCD terminal illness fic.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Most of my fics end happily. The most happy... Well, DNAB I've mentioned above, I think that ends pretty happily, but I'd add The Unquiet Grave too, because the drarry relationship in it is very joyful (imo).

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I've never got hate. The worst has been some entitled comments, or a bit rude and thoughtless. A recent one was like that. Occasionally, one or two people mentioned something they didn't like or understand in my story and that led to interesting discussions.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do! Idk what kind, the er...normal one?

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

No crossovers, no, though I've written a fic with a strong Captive Prince vibe (and some Easter eggs for CaPri readers) and a fic inspired by wangxian. So, MDZS Easter eggs there too.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Once someone screenshot dirtynumbangelboy and posted it on instagram, in groups of 10 pics. Does that count?

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

A few.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No. Me and @bixgirl1 sort of talked about it back in the day, but I'm so idiosyncratic I'd be a terrible co-writer. I can't imagine doing it with anyone other than Bix, tbh.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

All time favourite is wangxian. I know it's a fairly recent ship for me, but they've hooked me deep.

15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I started a post-Hogwarts/kinda Eighth Year drarry fic a few years ago. I still have a vivid impression of the fic's world and the intensity I was going for, but no idea of the plot (typical) and, for a few other reasons, I'll never finish it. It's a shame because I meant it as a gift to a very dear fandom pal.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Mood, atmosphere, my prose and my turns of phrase tend to be what readers comment on. I've written a few fics people thought were funny. I like my dialogue a lot.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Plot usually. I think, the end result perhaps doesn't read as bad as I make it, but plot can stall me for AGES. It doesn't come naturally to me, at all.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

Love it.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Pynch from The Raven Cycle.

20. Favourite fic you've written?

Probably 9 ½ Days (drarry)) ; it starts like this (pynch) ; and the unfinished secret desires (wangxian). Oh and the HP but non-drarry Black sisters fairytale The Glass Hearts. really love this last one.

Tagging everyone who wants to do this! <33

[monty-glasses-roxy]

From the recent or last post

https://www.tumblr.com/monty-glasses-roxy/739901110571155456/from-previous?source=share

Imagine here with me folks. And think of memes while you at it !

Let say animatronics cassie can come and go to and from the pizzaplex. Like the post sead earlier. Make things better for her.

And during the day freddy dasent control the monster drinking and gaming demon witch he call a son or aka Gregory.

He make Monty roxy chica and animatronics cassie so mad they fallow him to the exit

By braking monty favorit golf club.

Crashing roxy beloved go kart.

Locking chica in her room and eat pizza in front of her missing with chica saying. Want a pice of pizza to bad you cant have any !

And for animatronics cassie or cassie wolf. Let say Gregory go above and beyond and call cassie a dumb wolf and they sude of left her at the bottom of the elevator pits. Because she has permanently removed him from the game leaderboards and removed all of his high score.

* dj music man to big so he just blow a air horn and go to a room or hallway were he cant reach him *

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* the sound of running as he reaches the front doors and stand on the other side holding the exit door open *

Gregory. Ha see you guys cant cross the line I safe at the entrance of the door ! All just dumb robots! With programs that prevent you from leaving!

Animatronics cassie. * step over the line that the other animation cant holding a t shirt cannon filed with rotten potatoes *

Gregory. oh $h!t !!!!!

Animatronics cassie * game one b!tč# let give you a rotten potatoes special! *

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Fun note. Idk way but I would think that Gregory and cassie would share a minecraft world before the ruin and animatronics cassie had happened. and sead world Witch Gregory dasent have back on up his harddrive.

Let say animatronics cassie and Roxy/Roxanne wolf both suddenly appear on the minecraft server in created world and command blocks.

And win gregory wake up the next more he find all of his hard work all distorted and all of his dogs have been renamed with Roxy/Roxanne wolf or cassie wolf for each dog name tags

I dunno if Gregory is that much of a shit honestly. I like to think Roxy uses her security node powers to ban him from like half the plex at least. But ya know... Gregory choosing to terrorise them all, relying on the fact no one can leave the Plex to get away with his crimes is pretty funny if Cassie can just fucking follow him lmao he did NOT expect that!

For the Minecraft server thing? I've already thought about the kind of shit Roxy and Cassie would get up to if they saw someone they thought was Gregory in an online game. They see red. This guy is gonna get destroyed. Absolutely obliterated. Sometimes Vanessa plays with him and she acts as a double agent on occasion for shits and giggles. Roxy and Cassie have done a bit with her where Vanessa's their secret spy that's been captured by Gregory so they have to try and get to Vanessa to protect her... and then Vanessa just kills them both at the last minute to steal the victory from them lmao they have fun

On a Minecraft server though? If Roxy and Cassie have played enough to know how to use command blocks and stuff, then nah they're not that cruel as to fuck up someone's Minecraft build. HOWEVER they CAN build an exact replica of his house but upside down right beneath his floor. Roxy sets up redstone traps for him and Cassie builds a maze around where he was when he logged out so he's trapped until he finds a way out. Gregory has logged on one day to his house full of water and the Drowned mobs and it's an absolute nightmare to clean up.

He tries to get them back of course, but despite his best efforts, he can't for the life of him find Roxy and Cassie's base. Why? Because it's an absolute age away. They get back and forth via the Nether that Gregory almost never goes to and take apart the portal they use every time to cover their tracks.

If he ever does find them and destroy anything, they actually do have backups of the world since Cassie's dad set the server up for them and they just. Revert the world back to a previous version. No harm done, right? I don't even know what he would do, but I think it would be funny if he was planning to fill their house with mobs and when he found it, he was devastated to learn it was on a mushroom biome island that they'd both painstakingly decorated the surrounding ocean with patches of coral and sea cucumbers. Like, to fill their house with mobs, he'd have to lure them across an ocean and that's just not fun man. Maybe he gets very bored and very very carefully does it with a single nametagged creeper, which did jumpscare them but did basically nothing lmao

Gregory, defeated by the Mushroom Biome...

[heich0e]

if you've sent in an ask lately that i didn't respond to, it may be answered under the cut! i'll be dividing these posts up by general subject matter so no one has to scroll for too long to find any asks they may have sent. feel free to block the tag #liv got mail if you don't like seeing posts like this. i'm sorry to have kept you waiting, and p.s. i love you very much <3

part one: love letters ✉

✉ @ayeputita asked: thinking about you and hoping you’re doing well💕

thank you little guy!! i am doing very well and i hope that you are too!!

✉ @shibaraki asked: happy wednesday darlin I hope u have a good day if I could I would treat you to a little coffee n snack ✨

my precious moo i hope you are doing well and that life is treating you kindly!! the other day i went out and there was a kitten in the window of an apartment i was walking by and i stopped outside the window to wave at them and as i continued walking to my destination i went 'oh NO i should have taken a photo to send to monty!!!' and i'm sorry i didn't but pls know that the thought (and the love) was there <3

✉ @a-girl-cant-decide-on-a-name asked: I hope your Wednesday has been good Liv!

I HOPE YOUR WEDNESDAY/WEEK HAS BEEN SO GOOD SWEET ARIEL!! u deserve absolutely nothing less than that!!

✉ Anonymous asked: hello liv!! hope you're having a lovely week. did you get to wear any cute outfits lately? 💖💖

hello sweet thing!! i hope your week has also been super lovely so far!! and LET ME TELL YOU it has been SOOOOOOOOO terribly warm lately, but the air conditioning in my office is SO cold. so every morning i have to wake up and plan an outfit that i can easily convert from a hot outside outfit to a cold inside outfit while still being cute. truly one of the greatest tests of my skills </3 i am seriously considering investing in some of those pants that zip off into shorts that were popular in the early noughties (honestly....... i think it could kind of be a look)

✉ Anonymous asked: hi liv! dropping by to tell you how much i appreciate you. not just for the phenomenal writing that you so generously share with us, but also for the gracious, smart, funny and kind person that you are. thank you for allowing us to step into your fertile imagination and for being such a wonderful character.

-one of your little guys

p.s. please don’t feel pressured to respond to this ask as you may be taking a little break from this app 🤗

this is the kind of message that makes my heart squeeze all tight n sticky in my chest. the thought that you would take the time out of your own day to say something so sweet to me, with nothing to gain or show from it, just because you care, means so very much to me. i know that i thank people effusively, because often i don't know what to say to express just how deeply grateful i am to you for being here and for being so kind. love u so very much, little guy!!

✉ Anonymous asked: send you love liv ❤️

sending u so so much love right back!!

✉ Anonymous asked: PLEASE MAKE SURE TO TAKE CARE OF URSELF 🗣️‼️

✉ Anonymous asked: I HOPE U FEEL BETTER SOON 🙌

these asks came in within moments of each other and idk if i think it's cuter that they could be from the same person or if two random unrelated people out there in the big wide world both decided to yell lovely things at me at very nearly the exact same time

[renytherat]

15 questions | tagged by @caseiloveu thank you moon!

are you named after anyone? no but I took my name from part of my actual middle name lol

2. when was the last time you cried? last night lol. school sucks

3. do you have kids? no.

4. do you use sarcasm? apparently not very well, but yes all the time

5. whats the first thing you notice about people? online: their vibe for sure. in person: the way they hold themselves and their smile

6. whats your eye colour? blue! some ppl say its really pretty and bright but idk man

7. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings. im a sap and a scaredy cat

8. any special talents? does procrastinating count?

9. what are your hobbies? reading, writing, watching tv shows like hawaii five-0 and the rookie, oh and crocheting!

10. where were you born? almost on the front lawn of the hospital lmao

11. do you have any pets? yes! mia, milo, and Monty. my lil puppies <3

12. what sports do you/ have you played? ummmm dance, gymnastics, tae kwon do, dance again, swim, basketball, volleyball, cross country, and does quizbowl count?

13. how tall/ short are you? 173cm or 5'8"

14. favourite subjects in school? still languages, but I love syntax

15. dream job? teaching english to anyone who wants to learn!

tagging: @haylo4ever @thepixelelf @thevampywolf @labyrinthgate and anyone else who wants to do this!

[lavender-annd-lilac]

YAY ty for the tag!!! My self-absorbed ass loves this stuff 🤩 hahaha why yes I’ll answer questions about myself 😌😌😌 don’t mind if I do lol

nickname - not fun enough to one one tbh 😂 but I’m part of several discords where people just refer to me by my gamer tag which is different for literally every game lmao, so if those count as nicknames then a few would be

Sauce (which I guess is a nickname in itself for “Applesauce” haha)

vvitchcraft, or craft

Cord

Badwolf

Unicycle

And then the usual obscenities u would expect to be called when u use the mic bc u can’t type quickly enough during combat situations and ppl (men) discover u are a Girl on the internet 🥲

sign - scorpio baybeeeee

height - I actually managed to shrink 2cm since my last doctors visit so idk the conversion but 171cm… it think that’s around 5’6”?

last thing I googled - “monty putt huh on joeknspecch” (intended to be Monty Python joke speech but through autocorrect and just laziness that’s how it came out)

song stuck in my head - I just want to let everyone know that I had to physically restrain myself from leaving a rickroll link here 😤😤😤 but prob that offspring song where the only lyric I know is “hit ‘em right between the eyes”

number of followers - 54 (roughly 8 confirmed real ppl and the rest likely bots lmao)

lucky number - if this is the same as “favourite number” then it’s 9

dream job - having to do work of any kind is a nightmare for me tbh I consider myself above “having to earn a living wage” 🙄 and I don’t “dream” of have to toil and labour like some common peasant 😏 lol jk forensic psychiatrist or coroner but don’t twll anyone I have actual aspirations that’s so cringe for my brand 😳

wearing - down my teeth every night bc I have anxiety and I literally chewed/bit through my last night guard and those custom ones are like $400+ to replace… maybe bc I need them like industrial strength lmao.

movies/books that summarise you -

yaaasss I love using pop culture references as a substitute for self awareness!!! Ok I’m just going to go ham here lmao u won’t be able to close this can of worms now that you’ve opened it 😈

I have the following traits:

the narcissism of Holden Caulfield (Catcher in the Rye)

the criminal self consciousness of Pip (for like, the first 80% of Great Expectations)

The hyperfixation of Brain (Pinky and the Brain)

The intelligence of Pinky (Pinky and the Brain)

the crippling indecisiveness of Hamlet (from the comedy “Hamlet 2” lol jk from from the original Hamlet)

The hubris of Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment)

The fatalistic idealism of Don Quixote (Don Quixote)

The cringe factor of Candide (Candide)

The addictive personality of Alexei Ivanovic (The Gambler)

The short term memory (or lack thereof) of Drew Barrymore’s character in “50 First Dates”

The condescending and judgmental attitude of the Emily Blunt character from “The Devil Wears Prada”

The entitlement of Veruca Salt (Charlie and the Chocolate factory)

The abandonment issues of Azula (Avatar, the Last Airbender)

The perfectionism of Tracy (The Election)

The emotional range of the Zooey Deschanel character in “The Happening”

Oh and last but not least, the self awareness of Kuzco in “The Emperor’s New Groove” (ie. none of these things are probably accurate lmao🫠)

favourite song - this is the second time I’ve had to refrain from rickrolling and honestly it hurts me 😓 maybe… 3-way tie btwn “Bleecker Street” by Simon & Garfunkel, “Spectacular Views” by Rilo Kiley, “Manifest” by Andrew Bird

favourite instrument -

that I can actually play? Ukulele

That I wish I could play? Cello

That I wish I could play and would be realistically possible for me to learn? Autoharp

My brain: wait… what about the almost 20 years u spent playing the

Me: We don’t talk about the violin 🫥

aesthetic - yes

favourite book - no

random fun fact - hmmm…

Me carefully sorting through my brain

HMMMM… 🤔 idk if I have anything…. OH WAIT

*casually scrolls back up to previous post*🫥

*discretely highlights text* 😬

*quietly pressed ctrl c + ctrl v*🤫

“DID YOU KNOW: crocodiles can communicate with each other and also if you ever see either an alligator or a crocodiles snout sticking out of ice, do not break it as they are still alive and ready to attack.”

🙃😫

Tagging: no one bc I feel like I’ve lost my tagging privileges due to the fact that I keep rickrolling people so I’m going to have to build up my credibility again lol

Ok tagging one brave soul who will risk the rickroll @xieyaohuan

17 Questions, 17 People

Thank you for the tag! @hannibals-favourite-meal-meal

Nickname: Rosie

Sign: Taurus ♉︎

Height: 5'4

Last thing I googled: A math question for school.

Song stuck in my head: Come and get your love - Redbone

Number of followers: 431!! and I’m barely noticing it right now! I love you all <3

Amount of sleep: maybe a good 5 or 6 hours during the week for school but like 3 during the weekends lmao

Lucky number: I don’t know. I see a lot of 2’s, 3’s, and 4’s so I guess those three lol.

Dream Job: Nurse or Doctor.

Wearing: old pair of biker shorts and my Tony & Peter shirt  #marvel nerd  🤓

Movies/Books that summarize you: I honestly have no clue. 

Favorite song: I have many but at the moment I’ve had Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey on repeat.

Favorite Instrument: this is biased because I played the drums in elementary school. However, I’m fond of the piano.

Aesthetic: A big farmhouse in the fall or A winter mountain house/cabin hehe.

Favorite book: I don’t read a lot but I’d say the hunger games and twilight series.

Random fun fact: I always wanted to travel the world and go to New York. I had the privilege to do so back in 2019 with my school. It was the best trip experience so far :)

Tags: @vbecker10 @springdandelixn @sarahrogersevans @nana1000night @imyourbratzdoll

[biblically-accurate-dca]

sb humanizations + various vannys :3

[dreamywritess]

I also require more info on the dnb fnaf au 🗡🗡🗡

So the game has 3 + 2 more main animatronics. I have 3 + 1 lol

Wilbur

- I'm indecisive about what animal, could be a bear because ~branding~ so Wilbear

- he's the main for the band, so ultimately hes the most popular

- lowkey like Roxy but less in your face where hes like insecure (despite being the face of the franchise) hes more arrogant, superiority complex. It lessens as Dream helps him

- He is broken. So it becomes like a goal of Dreams to help him. Mainly because he has no choice at first

- The quests could be increasingly more dangerous. Techno could be decommissioned at this point. So its like a boss battle. You have to find all the parts including the one you need to help Techno (which is why Dream came here in the first place)

- Does he have his own game? Idk did freddy?

Philza

- Crow animatronic

- weakness: shiny objects (lowkey chica but not with food in that since lol)

- The most violent (not counting Techno)

- The big battle is literally Dream trying not to hurt him or get hurt but it ends with him getting hurt from an outside force (like gravity)

- He has the ride like Monty has so he be in the air (doubt he can fly)

- Philza's Highflying Adventure or something idk lol

- Just fucking hates Dream. Like aims to kill and harm. Until like gravity or something tries to his job for him then hes like oh wait rage off, hes hurt but I'm not?

Tommy

- Raccoon Animatronic. I cant resist the urge to make him just like Balloon Boy sized, just imagine it

- honestly, hes the daycare animatronic. Nothing happens when the lights go out

- Mostly dangerous in the ball pit, he will bite your ankles

- Dream screamed when he first saw him, which he is used to and went into Dealing with Upset Kid protocol

- Mostly kept him in one spot and if he tried to move, would be dragged back

- Snapped, when he realized Dream is an adult. Cue him chasing the poor guy around as he tries to figure out how to leave

Ranboo

- Was going to be the daycare attendant but actually Ranboo Laser Tag Arena? Teams are Red and Green respectively

- Half sun/half moon at all times

- If the lights go out, he turns violent, eyes glowing purple. Dream while trying to get the laser gun, finds this out. Any light snaps him out of it, but flashlights/camera flash/lazer for only a second or so

- Whenever is snapped out will apologize profusely like I'm sorry. I dont want to hurt you

- Dream has to find the generators and turn them back on

Theres like two others (Bonnie & Music Man) but idk not to mention I have to clue about Vanny other than some vague thoughts lol

[bloodiedpixie]

Fic Writer Interview!!

There are some small awtwb spoilers below the cut so beware of them

tagged by: @mostlymaudlin

name: Remi

fandoms: Simon Snow, Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue and Shameless

most popular multi-chapter fic: The 5 Reasons for tggtvav! It’s a modern punk au with a trans Percy and androgynous Monty, Percy is a guitarist for a punk band called the 5 reasons that plays at the Eleftheria bar most nights.

I have other chapter fics that I’m trying to get through and I hope become my most popular *cough* 70s Simon Snow fic *cough* but I have no idea what the future holds and 5 reasons will always be my baby ☺

how do you do titles: I flounder for a while until it hits me, usually they just appear two hours before i'm ready to post it and then i pretend to my beta i know what the hell i'm doing.

Jk, here’s an answer, sometimes it’s a line or a song or something, or maybe it’s something from the fic, like “The 5 Reasons, The Watford Mages, The Crew of The Magia mollique fluentem, SPF 100” are all groups/things within the fic, “This is what it’s like to be lovers, Please don’t take my sunshine away” are song lyrics, “Rose Snow-Pitch vs. Anxiety, Of All The Wildflowers, GIVE ME THE DAMN SHIRT!!, This will end in flames, One bullet too far, Best Stanley Cup Ever” are lines from the fic itself, and the rest, “The Angle On The Top of The Tree, My Dear Nightmare, Cars and Curry, Domesticity, How To Simon Proof a Flat, Begin Your Twenties With a…Never mind, A different kind of note” are either plays on lines said in the book or just random things that have to do with the fic itself

That’s probably not the most efficient way to do titles but here we are

do you outline: Yes but they are a lot of swears, memes and emojis because I can’t take myself seriously

fic ideas you probably won't get to but wouldn't it be nice: all of them, my entire wip list are things I’m probably never going to get to but damn it I wanna!!! But I do have a few specifically, one is “The Watford Baby Chronicles” which is specifically because I wanna write Baz being a prissy little toddler music conductor and Simon being a little train conductor, Penny being obessed with learning, Shep seeing ghosts, Agatha being a rebel in a tutu, I need to have it happen and also this

Baby Baz: *in front of baby Simon minding his own business*

Baby Simon: *puts both hands on Baby Baz's face and squishes*

Baby Baz: *conflicted crying*

Another idea is “Shoulder Angle, Shoulder Demon” au here’s the description, I really wanna do it I just don’t think I have time 😭

Simon and Baz are dilemma deciders, mythical and magical beings that are assigned to different humans everyday. Each dilemma decider is paired with another for all eternity once they grow past 10. Whether the deciders like each other or not is not relevant, a decision cannot change their partner.

The stance on Demon and Angel changes per person. Typically Simon Snow is an angel and Basilton Grimm-Pitch is a Demon. Though Baz would tend to say Simon is the Demon and Baz is the angel.

They eventually reach an understanding when a once in a million people chance, they agree on something. Secrets start building and revealing themselves and the deciders have to decide on the answer to the one big question on their tongues.

“Do I love him?”

callouts @ me: O H! OH BUDDY!! So many things. But I guess the main one is, I really gotta work on describing things, I have very specific things in my brain for how their movements work and how they move but I can barely describe it, need to work on that. “They moved there and then there” is not how I should write those movements, GET IT TOGETHER ME!! 😂

best writing traits: H a h a….um…..shit idk. Adjectives? I guess, people have told me I’m good at being poetic and describing little things well, and I use a lot of adjectives to do that so…Adjectives.

spicy opinions: uhhhhhhh, hm…..ok don’t kill me, I think that maaaaaaaaybe people are a bit mean to Simon for how he treated Baz in ws. NOW BEFORE YOU COME FOR ME, I AM WELL AWARE HOW HE TREATED HIM WAS NOT OKAY!! I’m aware okay, but it’s just, I’ve been in that position before like I know “I ignored you for months, that was completely my fault” but like so many people are like “He was so mean to Baz, Baz should have left him, Simon shouldn’t be forgiven” I just…it’s hard okay? And most people *wouldn’t* forgive someone after that and some may say that’s unrealistic but I think it’s just showing that Baz understood Simon was having a hard time too and TRUST ME! That is the best thing is when someone understand.

A N Y H O W

I also think Baz has an ass and I WAS FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT THE CHEST HAIR!!! TAKE THAT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*ahem*

Anyhow, I’m no pressure tagging: @caitybug @annabellelux @xivz @palimpsessed @foolofabookwyrm @trenchcoat-moth @bazzybelle @ladymac111 @tea-brigade

No pressure though!!! 💙💙

[i-want-a-bagel]

these two assholes officially rebranded to Box Boys after I fucking tagged everything as Lockdown Lads (the superior name) so fuck that, it's staying Lockdown Lads for me

soo... Lockdown Lads #2

*****

what a chaotic start already mhm

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Dan is 100% right, light mode is trash

specifically because this is about callingnout Phil

😂

*****

Phil, man

why are we being exposed to incognito browsing

from you

literally no one wants that

THERE'S DIFFERENT FORMS OF PLEASURE, DAN

🤔🤨🙄😫

*****

Baby names uh?

🤷🏽‍♀️

*****

What would we name them?

Dan -> Jacob, Alex, Chris, some fuckboy name

Phil -> Philip, seriously, he reminds me of every single other Philip/Philippe I know 😂

*****

Vincent and Otis????

*****

Monty 😭 I miss him

*****

Someone said Frank and William and yes, I can see that

Dan looks like a Josh and Phil looks like Phil -> 100% agree there

*****

Dan's such a little shit always

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As a teacher, I have to say that names do influence how kids are treated by their peers and by adults 🤷🏽‍♀️

so they could definitely have an impact on a person's life

*****

Thursday is PHIL DAY so what are we doing? games! of course 🙄😂

*****

Seven Seconds Challenge

Dan really went for anteater, of course

And Phil can't say the alphabet ffs

*****

Phil has fucking cued up the music omfg this boy is too extra I love him

"Oh, bro, remember that time I totally ruined your quiz??"

yes Dan, we ALL do

what the fuck, how could we forget??

*****

lowercase q vibes, a mood

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// I would say Tanooki

Phil is a lowkey raccoon furry

I also saw that Phil 😂

*****

// Too many of course, so 9? it's the stupid Twitter meta tweet

Ask the audience time, because of course the audience knows Phil's tweet

I have a life outside of these two boys unfortunately so Idk

angrydorito you fucked up 😂

and then whoever answered wrong

*****

// Henry definitely

"Henry was my brother's hamster"

*longest fkg silence*

"...cool." 😂

*****

// fuck licorice, liquorice? idk how to spell it but it's pure trash flavour, I'm gonna say red velvet because who would pick pistachios??

*****

what the fuck is this question

shout out to zucc

"stop showing us weird gay crap"

*****

// He did a bachelor and a master's, so probably 5? but Idk British schooling

"the idea of going back for season 2" 😂

that's also how I see schooling post secondary 😂

see, didn't know a master degree is only one year in the UK, it's two years here 🤷🏽‍♀️

Phannies not on your level Dan

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The audience probably knows the fucking shirt 😂

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// I think Lavender for some reason but 🤷🏽‍♀️

Cinnamon ones DO smell too strong, random audience person! you are right

*****

Dan asking for us to come forth with our saved instagram stories 😂

They're all tagged on here

oh wow, random person, is it milk??

holy shit, nope, you didn't tumblr search efficiently there, rando

😂

*****

Dan like "fuck them all, they can't be phannies if I'm not, they gave wrong answers that I knew!"

*****

Phil telling us he likes hosting games as if we didn't already know

*****

possums chewing bananas?

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Phil rated hedgehogs as 5/5

*****

Dan's fucking "awww" killed my ears and killed me simultaneously

*****

Dan and Phil's little jingles are just so lovely? like, it's so cute and happy??

*****

Coincidences are awesome because 🤯 what were the chances??? and it happened!! wow how cool!

so I agree with Dan there

*****

we love some toll boys in striped shirts ☺️

*****

Phil's fucking French sentences 😂

It's always the same ones and they're useless

"is there a play room?" "I'm 11 years old" 😂😂😂

*****

Of course, OF COURSE Dan spoke French at 5 yo

Daniel with two Ls means it's a woman (in French), Phil...

*****

THE S

Cotton Eye Joe 😂

*****

how did astrology lead to

"If you like being a witchy lesbian" Dan is so supportive 😂

*****

"pour all the water on top of me, cause that's what I am"

*Dan laughs*

"i think that's enough"

😂

*****

We really are fucked up, aren't we?

"You could win a cube" and we're all excited

*****

That was so lovely, less chaotic gay™ vibes than Tuesday imho, but that's okay 🤔😂

[petersasteria]

What’s Your Plan, Genius? - Harry Holland

Pairing: Harry x Artist!Reader

Requested? Yes! By @unsaidholland​ <3

Hamilrequest #21

“What comes next? You’ve been freed.”

They’re older in this one. You’ll see. It fits the one shot I swear.

Harry and Jasmine have been together since they were 13 years old. Jasmine was Harry’s first girlfriend and she was his only girlfriend. They dated for about 10 years and the ‘magic’ faded as each year passed by.

One faithful day, Jasmine thought it was best to call it quits. Harry wasn’t surprised, but he was disappointed that they didn’t even try to fix or save their relationship. He really thought that they were each other’s endgame.

But he understood her reasons and he let her leave without hesitation. They didn’t have bad blood with each other, though. Jasmine even told him to not be a stranger if they ever bump into each other.

Harry didn’t cry when they broke up. He cried a long time ago when the ‘magic’ first started to fade. He was just really sad and he felt empty. After all, he’s been with Jasmine for a long time that he forgot to function as a single man. The last time he was single was at 12 years old. So, he couldn’t just ‘go back to the way he was before’, because last time he checked, he was still playing outside at 12 years old. Now he’s 23 and it’d be weird for him to play outside like his 12 year old self.

It had been three days since the break up and he never left the house. He was okay enough to leave his room, but not okay enough to leave the house. He’s scared to go outside, because he wouldn’t have Jasmine without him. He felt that if he went outside on his own, it wouldn’t feel right. Jasmine was his sense of familiarity. Now that she’s gone, he didn’t know what to do next. He sometimes stopped himself from calling her to ask how she’s holding up and how she’s able to do things on her own without him. He was happy for her, though.

He just wanted advice, s’all.

The Hamilton soundtrack blasted through Harrison’s speakers in the living room where everyone currently is. 

“Do you know how hard it is to lead? You’re on your own. Awesome. Wow. Do you have a clue what happens now?” Tom sang loudly as he played a game on his phone.

“Oceans rise, empires fall! It’s much harder when it’s all your call. All alone, across the sea. When your people say they hate you, don’t come crawling back to me.” Harrison continued as he scrolled through Instagram.

“Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da dat dat da ya daaaaaa!” Tom and Harrison sang together. They looked at each other and chuckled, “You’re on your ooooooown.” 

“You guys are weird.” Harry said, not looking up from his phone. 

“Hamilton is art, Harry.” Harrison said. Tom nodded, “Yeah, Lin-Manuel Miranda is a genius.”

Harry playfully rolled his eyes, “Okay.”

The room fell silent for a while when Harrison broke it, “I’m going to the park to let Monty out for a bit. Who wants to tag along?”

“I will! I’ll take Tessa out.” Tom said and he looked at Harry, “Come with us, Harry.”

“Hard pass.” Harry said sharply.

“You need to go outside, Harry. You can’t stay here forever.” Harrison pointed out. “Besides, you’ll be with us.”

“Fine, but only this one time.” Harry sighed.

-

Upon arriving at the park, the three men walked the dogs. They talked about random things until Tom brought up the break up.

“So what’s your plan, genius?” Tom asked. 

“What do you mean?” Harry furrowed his eyebrows.

“You know, when will you start dating again? Will you even start dating again? I mean, I’ve seen Jasmine’s posts on Instagram and she’s out there socializing and shit.” Tom shrugged.

“You follow her on Instagram?! Since when?!” Harry asked in surprise.

“That doesn’t matter, Harry. Just answer me.” Tom said. Harry huffed, “I don’t even know how to go through the day without Jasmine helping me. How will I start dating someone else? I was 12 years old when I was last single.”

“Yikes.” Harrison chuckled.

“I don’t even know what my type is, because I never got to know other girls. Jasmine was my only girl and she was the only girl I’ve been with. I don’t have a wide range to choose from.” Harry said shyly.

“You’re lucky we’re here to help you.” Harrison said as he nodded towards an empty bench for the three of them to sit on as they let Monty and Tessa play with each other.

They sat down comfortably and they looked around. Some were jogging, having a picnic, taking photos for Instagram, but one girl stood out. She was standing up with a palette on her hand and a paintbrush on the other. In front of her was a canvas on an easel. She had paint on her clothes and some on her cheek. She didn’t seem to mind, though.

Harry stared at the artist longer than intended and Tom and Harrison took notice of this. Tom smirked and glanced at the girl before talking to Harry, “Go up to her.”

Harry snapped out of it and shook his head, “No, thank you.”

“You’ll be fine. Just start off as friends.” Harrison said.

“Jasmine and I started off as friends and where did that get us? A failed 10 year relationship.” Harry sighed in defeat. “Maybe love isn’t really for me.”

“Don’t talk like that, Harry. That’s bullshit.” Tom chuckled. “You’re 23. You’re still young to give up on love.”

“Yeah! Besides, Jasmine is different from that girl you were staring at.” Harrison added.

“Fine. I’ll talk to her so you could get off my back.” Harry shook his head and stood up.

“Thank us later when your relationship works out.” Harrison winked.

“She could be your endgame, you know. Just think about that.” Tom smiled positively at his younger brother.

Harry walked up to the girl and stood next to her. The girl felt Harry’s presence, but didn’t say anything. 

“It’s beautiful.” Harry commented. “I can’t paint for shit.”

The girl chuckled, “What do you do, then?” 

Her voice was different from Jasmine’s, but he didn’t care. He liked it.

“I, uh, I’m into photography. Although, I haven’t been taking photos recently.” Harry stammered.

“Oh, how come?” the girl frowned as she took a step back from her painting to check on it before going back to her previous spot to continue.

“My girlfriend of 10 years just broke up with me three days ago. Since then, I was too upset to do anything. This is my first time outside.” Harry chuckled bitterly at his own explanation.

“Oh, well I’m sorry for what you’re going through.” the girl turned to him and smiled. Harry looked at her and felt his heart beat quickly. If he had his camera with him, he would’ve took her picture already. It would’ve had an aesthetic vibe.

“Thanks.” Harry smiled too. “I’m Harry, by the way.”

“I’m Y/N.” she said before turning back to her painting.

Harry stayed there and talked to her for a while before it was time for him to leave with Tom and Harrison. He learned that she was at the park everyday at the same time and place, so it’d be easy to find her.

He didn’t know what happened, but for some reason, he felt at ease. He felt like his sadness was gone and was now replaced by pure bliss. Harry just met her, but for some reason, something was telling him that he indeed found the one.

All he needed to do was plan for his next move.

* * * *

idk if y’all noticed but if you look at Tom’s first line in this one shot, you’d see that it’s the continuation of the line that I used hihihi 

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: @sufwubi​​​​​ @abrielleholland​​​​​ @osterfieldnholland​​​ @purplepizza-summerrain​​ @euphorichxlland​

𝐆𝐄𝐍��𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: @marvelousell​​​​​ @justasmisunderstoodasloki​​​​​ @rubberducky-jrr​​​​​ @petersholland​​​ @osterfieldnholland​​​ @miraclesoflove​

[ranalaar]

Oh nice got tagged in this thing by @monsters00km

Name: Benna

Gender: Female

Star sign: Leo

Height: 163cm

Birthday: July 28th

Favorite Band: oh man i have so many for ex: Rammstein, Powerwolf, Foreigner, zz Top, Muse, Caravan Palace, and Leningrad.

Favorite Solo Artist: Alligatoah, Elton Jhon and Stromae.

Last movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Last Show: Bly manor

Last game: Cyberpunk

When did i start this blog: idk man so long ago i can’t even remember. I’ve never rly posted a lot here but am hoping to change that :)

What i post: i generally post stuff that i draw or stuff that is related to what i am drawing. Soooo mainly RWBY at least at the moment.

The last thing i googled: Cottagecore

Do i get Asks: no not yet.

How i chose my URL: it was my horse’s name + a thing from a card game i like.

Following/Followers: 56/42

Average Hours of Sleep: 7

What i am wearing: black jeans, t-shit and a jean jacket.

Dream job: either a biologist or a doctor.

Dream trip: i really wanna go to a skiing trip in either Canada France or Switzerland.

Favorite Food: i love some good old Icelandic meat soup.

Favorite Song: Right now i’m obsessed with Вояж (voyage) by Leningrad

Last book: Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

Top 3 fictional universes: RWBY (of course), Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson, and FMA (fullmetal Alchemist)

Let’s Tag

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