#Perry the platypus

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Happy Holidays @frogsndogs, here is my little Secret Santa gift for you! \ (＾▽＾)／~☆☆☆

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hope you enjoy it! ;3

[cosmofan47]

I had a similar conversation with a friend recently who was “someone who watched phineas and ferb while babysitting in high school and hasn’t returned to it since.”

me: man doofenshmirtz and perry are a cute couple

someone who watched phineas and ferb as a kid and hasn’t returned to it since: WHAT that’s so gross it’s a man and a platypus that’s bestiality I cant believe you would say that that’s the least valid ship I have ever heard of–

someone who watched pnf recently: yea lmao

[the-aroace-artist]

What a bunch of weirdos

[periflynn]

(:3」∠) 💜

[feeling--pink]

Here’s my gift to @drawnfamiliarfaces for the P&F secret Santa!!

They requested Candace, Phineas, Ferb, and Perry watching holiday specials/movies! My idea was they’re gearing up to watch Home Alone and this dialogue I didn’t get to draw happens:

Candace: You guys better not be getting any ideas from this.

Phineas: Huh? Why would we booby-trap the house? I haven’t heard any news reports about wet bandits recently.

Perry: Krrrrrrr

[th3p0rtalmaker]

So what you're telling me is, during the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars Special...there should have been a fourth-wall breaking joke-reference where Perry successfully impersonated Captain Rex because he was speaking from inside of a clone trooper suit, but we the audience didn't know it was Perry until after he hid somewhere and climbed out of the suit?

obsessed with the realization that platypi are from australia, so if perry the platypus COULD talk, he definitely would sound like captain rex

[local-dragon-haunt]

Merry Christmas! I had the honor of being @dragoncats101 's secret santa this year!

I hope you enjoy :) it's been a while since I've drawn these two, lol.

(I couldn't decide which color scheme i liked more so you get two for the price of one!)

[birdpal]

Can you draw Doofenshmirtz getting married to parry the blatypus?

doofenshmirtz is an ocelot in the eyes of the state so unfortunately there were no laws in place to prevent this union

[cometcrystal]

it's so fortunate that pnf did not take place in the age of tik tok because pet mode perry would have been all over that app. the boys would post him every day. the top comments would all be like "does he know he's alive". they'd reply to the comment "perry you can't reclaim that" with a closeup of his blank face

[agentlizardofowca]

PnF Secret Santa Fic for @erizumon

Merry Christmas Erizu! I got to write you a fic for the Secret Santa, are you surprised? I took inspiration from your favourite Christmas film; The Santa Clause To make is easier to translate I posted it on Ao3, please read it there! ¡Feliz Navidad, Erizu! Me tocó escribirte un fic para el amigo invisible, ¿te sorprende? Me inspiré en tu película navideña favorita: Santa Claus Para que sea más fácil de traducir lo publiqué en Ao3, ¡léelo allí!

Title: You can count on me Pairing: Perry the platypus/Heinz Doofenshmirtz Summary: It's Christmas Eve and Phineas and Ferb are staying awake to meet Santa. But, whilst waiting for him, one of Doofenshmirtz's self-destruct buttons explodes when Santa lands. Now who is going to deliver all the presents?

[mammalsofaction]

Merry Fuckin' Christmas

Rating: M

Relationships: Perry the Platypus/Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Add tags: Established relationships, dancing, speaking perry, human Perry, pnfsecretsanta, merry Christmas liz dont hate me bc i really like this prompt, FUCK TIMEZONES I JUST WOKE UP

Dedicated to @agentlizardofowca for the secret santa

Read here on ao3

"Oh, this takes me back.”

Perry looks up, a little further back than is comfortable, on account of them both being pressed so close together. Perry raises an eyebrow at him.

“You don’t remember?” Heinz asks, a little sullenly.

Perry hums a little, as if in thought. He closes his eyes, allowing Heinz the opportunity to stare unabashedly; observe his smooth, relaxed features and the subtle flush from the cold outside. Given the opportunity, Heinz could stare at him forever.

Perry briefly takes his hands off of his waist to sign, and Heinz clutches at his shoulders. New Years?

He hadn’t even thought of that, but now that he does, the memory brings itself forward with a familiar flush of warmth. It’s a better memory, for sure.

“I was thinking more along the lines of our first.” Heinz prods.

Perry furrows his brow, a head tilt as eloquent as a thousand words. Heinz could almost hear him say it; That was our first.

Heinz shakes his head, giggling, and oh, that must be the champagne. His feet are getting sore–they must’ve been here for hours–but he feels reluctant to let this night pass just yet. “Earlier,” he coaxes. “Early. Our first summer.”

The furrow stays for a second longer, than two, and Heinz could tell the moment it hits him. Perry breathes out an involuntary chuckle, and Heinz could feel his own heart growing two sizes.

We were doing the macarena, Perry complains.

“There was a salsa in there somewhere.”

Some ballet moves.

“You did most of the leading,” Heinz recalls, giggling again, because he had been so irritated by it.

Not on purpose, Perry responds, and Heinz is man enough to give him that. Perry doesn’t lie, not for stupid, little things. He doesn’t see the point, when he’d lied enough for two lifetimes. Besides, I knew you were a better dancer.

Heinz raised an eyebrow. “Even then?”

Even then. Perry confirms.

The Michael Buble song playing, an instrumental of Baby, It’s Cold Outside, ends with a flourish, and so do they. Perry leads, and Heinz follows, but he does it on his own time, on his own terms, and Perry meets him half-way. He twirls, and Perry spins him, and when he trips on his feet Perry covers for him, swooping him low. The crowd around them; OWCA staff, agents and interns, clap enthusiastically for them. Heinz feels dizzy, delighted, but even with all the attention there’s no feeling on earth like Perry’s eyes on him, gulping him down like a tall glass of water.

Perry leads him away from the dancefloor before the next song could start, sneaking away into one of the many shadowed nooks and crannies outside the hall. They’re grinning and giggling like a couple of teenagers, not that Heinz had any sort of similar experience in his youth. He’s tempted to lead Perry all the way down the rest of the hall, outside the gates and into the parking lot, to bring him home, but then Perry pins him against the wall, hiking him up to sit on his hip so Heinz could wrap his legs around him, and oh. Well. He could settle with something quick before they go.

“I kept it, y’know.” Perry mumbles, his accent thick and slurred from mulled wine, now that they were well away from every other listening ear.

“Hm?”

“The magazine,” Perry smirks. He hikes Heinz a little higher on his hip, making him squeak. “You look amazing in tights.”

“Is that your grappling hook,” Heinz asks weakly. “Or are you just happy to see me?”

Perry laughs, pulling his lover down. Their lips clash like titans; it’s hungry and sloppy and a little too wet, and when Perry pulls away there is a smear of bold rouge all across the lower half of his face, and Heinz is thinking they really should’ve at least made it out to the car. Perry presses his mouth below Heinz’s ear–in their periphery, the crowd inside the hall has begun making a ruckus. The clock strikes midnight with a loud, echoing gong, masking the sound of his involuntary moan as Perry slips a hand down the front of his white tuxedo pants.

Merry Christmas indeed.

[spicymochi]

semiaquatic secret agent

[cosmofan47]

This is probably because one of his worst fears- Phineas and Ferb discovering the Agent P side of Perry the Platypus- happened in AT2D, but everything worked out fine. So Perry didn’t feel the need to be as stern about everything anymore.

Thinkin abt perry......like how s1 and s2 portrays him as stoic and badass most of the time and when he isnt is often played off as a gag but he starts having more character and personality around mid s3 / post-atsd......they start to embrace his goofy non badass agent side...he's a softy, he makes different faces more than once an episode...he gets tired...he gets hurt...he is so supportive of everyone he cares about....he went from suave platypus agent to dorky platyuncle 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[noodles-and-tea]

Feels like an appropriate time to bring these back…

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