blueprxde
I love Heinz Doofenshmirtz
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blueprxde · 6 hours ago
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Norm was aiming to hit Perry but of course he got out of the way
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blueprxde · 2 days ago
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i dont wanna shoot down the idea that perry’s spurs are artificial but i also don’t think that’s necessary when, intersexuality exists. but above that i dont think perry would have gender dysphoria about his platypus body. his gender is ‘human guy’. nobody’s gonna tell perry he’s not enough of a dude because he lacks crural venom spurs, definitely not the humans in his life, and his life is made up of humans and non-platypus animals. anti-animal discrimination is his daily concern, not the one freak who’s made it his life mission to be transphobic to platypuses on the basis of venomous spurs. although like, wow, how high effort, that's almost commendable
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blueprxde · 2 days ago
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blueprxde · 3 days ago
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xavier fred and amanda when their rich lesbian aunts stacy and vanessa pull up in the driveway with a ferrari full of presents
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blueprxde · 4 days ago
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feelings
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blueprxde · 4 days ago
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And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like krrkrrrrrkr
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blueprxde · 5 days ago
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i wish i could post my full roger doofenshmirtz analysis. but i cant. because of woke.
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blueprxde · 5 days ago
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Dakota being done with everyone's bullshit in School Dance for 1min
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blueprxde · 5 days ago
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Disliking the Doofenshmirtz/Perry ship is hard when it seems like the show itself ships them
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blueprxde · 5 days ago
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excuse me for interrupting, but can i just
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ok, you can continue scrolling
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blueprxde · 5 days ago
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OWCA's going down....what a song.
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blueprxde · 8 days ago
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Stupid thing I took from this: This sounds like a Heinz quote. They talk like each other!
"Well, Nibbles, it looks like you're caught like a rat in a trap. And you'll have plenty of time to gnaw on that in the state prison. And you'll be a rat in a, you'll, well... You know what? I'm out of rat metaphors."
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Also the villian kinda looks like heinz? not sure if there's anything there or if it's just a villian silhouette.
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blueprxde · 8 days ago
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I yearn for the 2010s pnf merch but once s5 comes out & new trinkets appear it's on sight. My wallet will not survive
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blueprxde · 8 days ago
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If perryshmirtz becomes explicitly canon nostalgia seekers who don't remember 89% of the show would Not know where it came from when it's dangling in front of your face the entire time
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blueprxde · 8 days ago
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could u possibly please share the list of "perry" uses by doof..? :>
here: a compilation of doof calling perry perry
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blueprxde · 8 days ago
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Songs that Disney made official for Perryshmirtz
I knew you were trouble - Taylor Swift
Somethin' stupid - Frank Sinatra
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blueprxde · 8 days ago
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me, in any situation: hey this is just like the phineas and ferb episode where
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