#They are married sir

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 51

Maverick: *Calls Ice*

Iceman: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY HUSBAND IS CALLING

Iceman: *Answers* Hello sweetheart?

Maverick: Hey darling, Are you busy? Because I need your help with the daggers train

Iceman: *In the middle of a poker reunion with the president, the NCIS director, CIA director, and FBI director* No, I'm free

Maverick: Our home in five?

Iceman: Mmm, yes, I could do it. Love you, see you later sweetheart * Hangs up* Okay I have to go my husband needs me.

President of America:...

Iceman: Oh goodbye President, see you next week, bye others

[sczawr]

doodles of Amy and Neo Metal Sonic as Lady Nimue and Sir Pelleas from my and my gangs satbk au! Neo's design is also by @mmm-asbestos!

[glitchedcosmos]

Hideaway

[akelafang]

Arthur: *staring into the void* Gwaine: What's up with princess? Leon: He realised he's in love with Merlin Gwaine: Aren't they married? Leon: Apparently not

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

I’m obsessed with Kate and Anthony just having their arms interlinked while playing charades

Because there is literally no need for it, they’re already sitting right beside each other, shoulder to shoulder, and they’re playing charades, which is not something that requires them to move in coordination??? And, you can see the empty space on the couch beside Kate, so there’s plenty of space

But does any of that really matter to Viscount and Viscountess Velcro? Not even a little bit!

They will be interlinking their arms through a game of charades, because simply sitting next to each other is not enough, they must have, at least, four points of contact between themselves at all times

[certainty2witch]

Croc didn’t like that 😭😭

Or he secretly does?

From this @mercyannmay ‘s comment on twitter:

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[gothixm00nz]

So I put off seeing the live action One Piece because I was so so scared it'd be bad and it actually isn't bad!

Also why the fuck did none of you fake bitches tell me that live-action Sanji is hot????

Nah.

NAH.

I am genuinely SO FUCKING MAD at how hot LA Sanji is. Like FUCK ME BRO. I already loved him in the anime, and then they have to go and make him a genuinely sweet guy with no perverted nature whatsoever!!!

LITERALLY THE KINDA GUY YOU'D TAKE HOME TO MOM. FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFFF

How fuckin' dare they make him hot and NOT LET ME MARRY HIM.

[chandralia]

bkdk: *suppressing emotions, navigating feelings, getting comfortable with the role in each other’s lives, avoiding confessions, uncertain of the future but knowing their paths always intertwi—*

Todoroki: so you guys are opening an agency together yeah?

bkdk:

based on this newspaper ad we just got sgdkfhdj

[hypewinter]

Danny was helping in processing new ghosts for the afterlife when he came across a young man. Considering the costume it was obvious that he was a hero who had died saving the world. After inquiry, the young man explained that he had died because he couldn't keep up with the speed of his relatives but he would do it all again. Even if it meant leaving his friends and girlfriend behind. The sadness of the situation weighed on Danny too much so he decided to bend the rules a little just this once. After all, what was the point of being High King of the Infinite Realms if he couldn't overstep the regulations on occasion. Besides, if it were really so bad, Clockwork would probably pop in to warn him.

[abluescarfonwaston]

Look. I just think that in a No DL-6 au that Miles Edgeworth should still end up studying under Manfred Von Karma. He tried defense work- he really did. But he came home one night real quiet and admitted it wasn't for him. And Gregory held him and told him that was just fine, that there was no shame in that and Miles would always be his little boy.

And then Miles turns around and studies under Von Karma.

Obviously Gregory is stressed out. Told Miles not to OR ELSE but Miles called his bluff and now he's just sitting across from his son eating dinner like its nothing that Miles is studying under the most corrupt prosecutor in the province. Biting his tongue to try and save the relationship. Save Miles from whatever foolish teenage stunt this is.

But its not a stunt. It a plan. One only he, Manfred Von Karma and his daughter-Franziska Von Karma are in on. One to take on the supreme court of Japanifonia and force them to agree that gay marriage is legal in this country.

Because Phoenix told Miles he loved him. And Miles said: I need to marry him. I must overthrow the laws of this land for him. And I will not lose. I refuse to.

So Miles is using Von Karma to train him to take down the highest law in the land. Franziska has already planned their engagement and wedding so he has to get a move on already. And Manfred is taking great delight in making Gregory twist and squirm by being a loving and supportive mentor. Why he even taught Miles how to drive!

Gregory, crying: I would have taught you how to drive

Miles, mouth agape: Father you don't have a license. Or a CAR.

Gregory gets back at Manfred though. He teaches Franziska how to ride a bike. And makes her dinner and supports her how Manfred never could. So really, who's winning?

Franziska. This is how she wins in a no DL-6 au.

[defectivegembrain]

I know we joke around about "guys being bros" and all that, but love the fact that even within the fucked up study group, who will constantly mix family terms with romantic entanglements, it is never suggested in the show itself that Troy and Abed are like brothers. Like they can get called boyfriends and barely react at all, but I think if either ever actually tried to call the other bro they'd have a shared identity crisis

[levemetal]

Local minor heavenly official ignoring instructions to not approach calamity ghost.

Day 5: Caught / Found

Ascended Yue Qingyuan and Calamity SJ! Consider this a continuation of Day 2 :) There's their happy ending, they finally meet again. Fits for both prompts tho I drew this with Found in mind.

memey extra under cut

[jurassic-cunt]

jfj wants that old man to raw him

insp.

[self-made-purgatories]

Old Married McKirk on Touch His Tit Tuesday

(chag sameach and happy napping, @ablankboredtoinsanity !)

[mel-kusanagi]

one thing i can say about today's royal rumble is the fact that cody is paying homage to randy with snake prints on his gear during the ladder match

i see how it is mr cody rhodes 🙄🏳️‍🌈

[pathogenrot]

and they were coworkers. in an office.