(me = sim, over 21, queer, autistic, any pronouns. no minors please!)i have fucking LOST MY MIND over star trek tos and i will never recover(also on AO3 and Bluesky)
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I think jim was aiming for respectful professional regard and landed somewhere between planning a spring wedding and crawling into his ribcage in full view of their bridge crew right then and there 👍
#they're so normal i love them#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic#spirk#k/s#kirk/spock#the premise
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your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married
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No, no, @1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt, you've absolutely got a point and we're with you
first time Spock decided to be funny and Jim had none of it
#it's that look in his eyes#s'chn t'gai spock: king of the intense eyefuck#spock#spirk#k/s#kirk/spock#the premise#peer review#catspaw
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DeForest Kelley and William Shatner on the set of Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
#everyone look at how beautiful shatner is#that tiny little smile#please also look at de's crotch it is absolutely necessary to the plot#mckirk#so sweet together#disco bones#and his deep V (I'm melting)#star trek tmp#star trek bts
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You know, Bones, you wouldn’t be falling down nearly this much if you were in your chair. …Which is in Sickbay. Why are you on the bridge. Why are you ever on the bridge.
#now now#that's kirk's emotional support bestie/boyfriend/CMO#he has CLEARANCE throughout the SHIP dammit#it's canon#he's a doctor not a weeble wobble of course he's going to end up on the floor once in a while#also#kirk's slutty wraparound shirt appreciation post#mckirk#bones mccoy#james t kirk
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The depth of Kirk being a big himbo in his slut era all the time in a very overt human way, while also being a huge nerd brainiac supercomputer on legs.
Contrasting Spock, who is a supercomputer on legs, but ALSO a big himbo in his slut era in a very overt Vulcan way.
Proof: He is so TOUCHY with his captain. He lets touch be a staple in their relationship and just. Doesn’t mention its significance to his culture. Lets people think it’s just him “putting up with” his captain. To non-Vulcans, sure that excuse works. But any Vulcan with working eyes knows what he’s up to. They’re silently scandalized.
#who is the nerd and who is the slutty (/pos) bad boy? the answer might surprise you#(they both are both)#(they both are nerd/slut switches)#touchity touch touch#spirk#k/s#kirk/spock#the premise
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Wishing a joyous Touch His Tit Tuesday to @ablankboredtoinsanity and all who celebrate!!!
[MIND MELD- SPOCK VERSION]
My Mind to Your Mind…
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Professionals working in their lab, Shore Leave Camping and Undercover Gays. 🌞
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Jim can't help but stare.
Spock's hands.
Jim is obsessed with them.
He longs to feel those hands on his body.
The precision.
The graceful movements.
The strength in those hands, hands that could break him.
The tenderness as they grasp delicate tools.
The way they make Jim feel when they touch his face.
Jim thinks about those beautiful hands every night.
#and honestly who could blame him#that hand and finger kink tag is not going to write itself#spock's hands#let's all be completely normal about spock again#spirk#k/s#kirk/spock#the premise#james t kirk
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No one in this DMV knows I’m thinking about men getting railed
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me on vulcan: what city t’pring at
t’pau: GET OUT ‼️
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deep thoughts
#Spock: “Do you mean....... PENETRATE the ORIFICE Captain?”#goes on to do exactly that (and call it exactly that) in the next scene#how to give your Vulcan ideas#Kirk trying to manifest Spock penetrating his own orifice but missing his aim#sweartrek#inaccurate quotes#star trek tmp#sim goes nuts in the notes
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These scenes were such beautiful....
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im actually a huge fan of the TMP uniforms because they look dumb. it highlights the absolutely ANNIHILATIVE cuntiness spock serves when he rejoins the bridge
#you know what you are not wrong#thinking a little too hard about spock in that black robe again.#also kirk's white slutsleeve uniform isn't half bad#i do miss the colors but op has a point#star trek tmp#spock
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Metamorphosis Fanzine | Connie Faddis, 1976
#VINTAGE MCKIRK THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT VINTAGE TOS MCKIRK#AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH#mckirk#tos mckirk#james t kirk#bones mccoy
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someone please help that man, he is so in love and wound up so tight about it that he literally can't talk about anything else (SOUND UP)
#i am so happy this one is making the rounds again#SOUND UP#star trek tmp#spirk#k/s#kirk/spock#the premise#james t kirk#spock
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