#They also said some shit like ‘yeah you don’t have to understand this haha just know how to do it’

[mayonaisalspray]

Are you serious.

[scrubbinn]

_____ HRT: 15 months: “Human”

“Hey Mayday. How's my girlfriend doing today?... I hope you can hear me in there. I'm recording another tape for you in case you forget everything again. I just got back from the doctor, they ran some tests, still couldn't figure out what's up with my knee. I think maybe I'm just cursed, with this broken human body. I guess you don't have to deal with that now huh? Lucky.”

“It just sucks, you know? Not a single medical doctor in Canada can tell me what's wrong and then when suddenly, magic exists, it gets regulated so you can't use it for medicine! Ugh. Rules are dumb, why do we even have them. Also sucks that I have to walk here every time I miss you. Which is a lot. Why does everything have to be so shit?”

“Speaking of shit, you should have heard me go off on that doc when you first started… cocooning? I’m blanking on the word. But I just went off on that man, It felt so good just to throw everything back in that pompous jerk's face! He had it coming, you have no idea how long I've been waiting to go off on a medical professional. He does have his uses, I suppose. You weirdly seem to like him, and at least he can put in enough effort to care about your physical health. But you should have seen how he reacted to you, he makes me so, so, so, AAAAARG! Sorry, you don't like yelling right?”

“You know, when I heard about you passing out nearly half a year ago, I thought, this is it, I'm going to lose her forever. I guess I did, when she decided to forget me. That's not fair, I just, I can't help still being mad about it. After everything we went through, and everything you went through with our friends and family. This really meant more than all of those memories put together? God you're such a dummy. I wish I could understand you.”

“Getting to meet you all over again, I didn't hate it like I thought I would. No matter the memories, it really was still you. Just, a little different. Sorry I kept pushing you to remember something… Maybe it was wrong of me. But every time I saw your face, your eyes looked back like they were trying to remember anything. It made me kind of happy, like I was important enough that some small part of you didn’t want to let go of me. I thought we were making progress. But if we have to do it again when you come out. I might actually start to hate it.”

“...Hey, you are happy right? This is what you wanted, yeah? You know I'm ok with you not being human. When you told me you were thinking about this, I supported it. Though, I'm still having trouble getting used to it. I don't really know how to feel now that you're like this. I just, I want what makes you happy, and I know you want the same for me. It's just been difficult right now. To keep smiling. I… I went to that sushi place we were going to go to. They had really good unagi. I ate so much I could barely afford the bill, haha. I know if I go there again without you, it's just going to taste like nothing. If you're not there with me, what's the point? This moment. The world has color again, I can taste things again when I'm in this room, and it hurts so much because you're not here. I'm sorry I… I'm trying not to cry in front of you hun. I'm sorry.”

* * *

“You don't mind if I stay here tonight do you hun? I don't really feel like walking back home right now. When I’m with you I- um, hello?”

“Oh didn’t realize anyone else was here? You’re Abigail right?”

“And your May’s mom right?” Are you here to see her?”

“Yes, I haven’t actually checked in since I heard the news. Is that. Her?”

“Pretty sure yeah. Unless there’s another girlfriend shaped cocoon that I missed. D- Do you need a tissue?”

“No, I’ll be fine, thank you… Pardon, but would you be able to answer a question? I don’t really understand this whole therian thing. I’m still a little shocked when Mich- Mayday said she was doing this sort of thing in the first place. I’m fine with it, I support her. But, did she need to do this?”

“Huh, what do you mean?”

“Well I mean, did she need to change? Isn’t it just safer to hide? She’s doing such a brave thing but there are so many people that might hurt her. It's my job to worry about her, and I know this city is better and all with this sort of thing, but what if she gets attacked when she visits, what am I supposed to tell my sister if she asks what Mayday is up to. My family doesn't even know her name is Mayday now.”

“...Oh. Oh, this is weird seeing it from an outsider perspective.”

“I'm sorry? What do you mean?”

“It's that you don't get it, I mean I forgot it until now, but you don't understand. It would have been more dangerous if she didn't do this. She's in pain, her gender, Her body, her species. They don't match her brain. It's not like it's a choice either. She's hurting. Her staying human, she might have made worse choices. Ugh, I'm sorry hun. I should have realized how much this means to you, I'll be here, for real this time. I'll be here for y…

Oh my god, it's tearing. G-g-go! Get a doctor!”

“What? Oh! Uh, right!”

“Hun! Can you hear me? It's me! Follow my voice!”

“A…b…i…

Mimic HRT: 15 months: “no longer”

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[keirawantstocry]

hi hi its 💋anon yet again. Many soft kisses again, i legit started giggling so- twas amazing ty ty.

So Ive been having thoughts about how the general consesnsus is that Pac would silently move Tubbo to partner status. So like, Pac would be ecstatic, right? New partner Hell Yeah. I think Fit would catch on pretty quick and just double down. and i believe that Tubbo, while Not Really understanding whats Going on, would not say Anything. Why would he? then they might stop and while its confusing the affection is Nice alright?

Hope youre having a good day :>

oh 💋 anon, how i adore you. i hope YOU'RE having a good day :>

HIS ASS DOES NOT KNOW ITS A DATE 

“You're coming right?” Pac called to Tubbo who was currently slipping steel tipped boots on. 

“Yeah, I'm coming!” he called. Fit and Pac had invitéd him to dinner, it was kind of strange. But, he thought, surely they just wanted to talk and just happened to also be hungry. And they told him to wear a suit just because. 

They both looked him over when he finally stepped out, Fit with a low whistle and Pac with increasingly growing eyes. 

“You look sooooo good,” he said breathlessly and Tubbo flushed looking nervously over at Fit. 

“Haha uh thanks, man.” 

“So good,” Fit repeated and Tubbo burned under the heat of his gaze raking over his body. 

He just chucked to himself. They were surely pulling his leg. It's some kind of joke that they were checking him out like they truly wanted him, like he actually made their hearts race. 

Tubbo looked away. “Let's just go, yeah?” 

-

The restaurant was fancy, it made sense now why they had dressed up. Pac ordered wine for all of them and it came in tall thin glasses. As it was handed to him, Tubbo’s eyes went wide. He laughed softly. “It looks so fragile. I’m afraid I’m going to break it.” 

They both laughed. “Don’t worry,” Fit said. “If my metal hand can handle it without breaking it, I’m sure you can handle it as well.” 

Tubbo looked down at the menu and whistled. “This shit is expensive, I can't pay for this you guys.” 

They shushed him immediately. “We're paying,” Fit insisted.

“It's our treat,” Pac elaborated. 

Tubbo squirmed in his seat. “You guys don't have to do that.” 

“We insist,” Pac said. “You deserve it.” 

Tubbo squirmed under his gaze, remembering when Pac had said that same statement while kissing him silly. He still wasn't quite sure what was going on. How Pac claimed that Fit didn't care that they kissed. He didn't dare bring it up with Fit for fear of getting punched. 

He cleared his throat. “Okay then, let's eat yeah?” 

-

Dinner was delicious, he had to admit that. The wine was fruity and sweet, the meat was juicy and tender, and the talk was captivating. They talked for hours, long after their plates were clear and cleaned. Long after their drinks had been refilled again and again. As they got tipsy, then drunk and giggly. 

They went back to Fit's. Collapsed on his bed together. Pac cuddled as close to Tubbo as he could, fingers wandering all over his torso, legs locked around his. 

A real flush joined the wine drunk red on his face. “Feeling me up in front of your boyfriend? Wowwww.” 

Pac giggled, letting his hands wander even more. “He doesn't mind. Do you Fit?” 

Fit, who was currently standing, taking off the tie he was wearing, with a smile said, “No, I don't mind. With muscles like that I totally understand.” 

Tubbo giggled, drunkenly. “What the fuck,” he muttered. “Just. Let's sleep. I'm too tired to understand what is going on with you two.” 

Fit laid down beside them wrapping his arms around the both of them, and pulling a blanket up over them. “Yeah, let's sleep. Then we can all bitch about our hangovers in the morning, yeah?” 

“Yeah,” Tubbo and Pac muttered in unison before Tubbo felt himself being pulled down into the depths of sleep. 

[kaziwi]

hiiiii can you write like a college au where you’re like struggling in a class and ace or zoro offers to tutor you but in reality they don’t know what they are doing and only did it to get close to you

thankssssss <33333333333333333

Hii!! This request was SO CUTE!! I did write a lot though so sorry about that!!

I hope you enjoy!

Fake Tutoring You

Character(s): Zoro, Ace

WC: 1,183

Zoro

You groaned as you looked down at your latest biology test. In big red marker pen the letter F was written on the corner of your paper. You were failing biology.....like really REALLY failing. You were screwed if you didn't pass this semester, but you just didn't understand anything. You had no idea what to do, until the guy next to you spoke up.

He said his name was Zoro. You had sat next to him all year long, but didn't really talk much. He was always really quiet and you didn't want to bother him. He said that he noticed your grades hadn't been the best lately, which had you flustered while you covered the F on your paper.

He reassured you that it was fine, and offered to tutor you. This was perfect!!! You thanked him so many times and gave him your number and said that you guys could figure out a time and date later. You left class happier than you arrived, excited for your first tutoring session.

Zoro was screwed. He didn't tell you this, but he also happened to be failing biology. Well...not failing....but it wasn't much better than your grades. Every day he thanked Chopper for tutoring him before tests because without him he would be in the same position as you right now. He had a crush on you, but had no clue on how to ask for your number. When Nami suggested this method, he had thought it would be flawless. Now he realized that he actually had to tutor you. Stupid witch. She probably did this just to embarrass him.

As soon as you were out of sight Zoro pulled out his phone and rushed to call Chopper.

"Hey Chopper, you think we can have another tutoring session tonight??"

"Didn't you just have a test a few days ago??? You have another??"

"Um....well....basically..." Zoro explained his current situation to Chopper, and tried to ignore the snickering from Usopp and Luffy in the background.

"Sorry Zoro, I can't tonight, but if you want I can email you a few online text books you can read through to prepare!!"

"Yeah...thanks Chopper" Zoro hung up and held his head down low. He knew he was screwed, but maybe, just maybe he could help you a little. He got a text from you later that day asking if 2pm tomorrow was okay. Zoro said sure, eager to see you, but this meant he had little time to prepare. He opened all the links Chopper sent him, pulled out his bio notes, and drank more coffee than he ever had before. He was going to be a biology MASTER by 2 pm tomorrow.

It was now 2pm and Zoro was RUNNING to the library to meet you. Maybe staying up till 5 am preparing wasn't the best idea....

You were waiting at a table, constantly checking your phone. It was 2:15 and he still wasn't here. You planned to wait another 5 minutes before leaving, till you saw a sweaty Zoro run up to your table.

"Sorry I'm late, I overslept," He panted out. Honestly he looked like shit, his clothes all sweaty and his hair was a mess, but it was a little cute...

"It's 2 pm....do you usually sleep this late??"

"Haha..sometimes..."

Zoro sat down and pulled out some notes and a textbook. This was his big moment, the moment he's been preparing for. You would be wowed by his biology skills and then ask him out...haha....

About 10 minutes into tutoring, you turned to him and asked, "You don't know what you're doing...do you.." It was pretty obvious, every question you asked he stuttered or had no clue how to answer. You felt bad and thought that maybe he was just nervous, but after awhile even you could tell he didn't know anything.

Zoro realized it was pointless denying it, so he confessed. He was worried you would be upset at him, but after he explained everything you just laughed.

"If you wanted my number all you had to do was ask," you said between laughs. Zoro was flustered at first, but soon joined you in laughing about the situation. You promised him to not consider this your first date and he promised to introduce you to his really smart friend Chopper that could tutor you.

Ace

The letter F covered your computer screen. At this point you didn't even want to check your grades anymore after seeing your recent scores. You were failing Calculus, like really bad. You had no clue how you were gonna get your grades up. While wallowing in your own self pity, someone tapped your shoulder.

You turned around to see Ace, the guy who sat behind you. He had a cheeky grin on his face while commenting that he couldn't help but see your test scores, and offered a solution.

You had never expected him to be good at Calculus, as he was always goofing off, but after he kept insisting he could help, you caved and set up a time and date to meet.

Ace did a silent cheer as he left class. You and him were going on a date. Well...technically it was an unofficial date where he would "tutor" you, but that didn't matter. He was so excited that he forgot that he was ALSO failing Calc!! Yay!!

He immediately called Sabo and told him about his accomplishment.

"Are you really that stupid Ace," Sabo said in a stern voice over the phone.

"WHAT it was a good idea!!"

"Ok...but what about tomorrow when they expects you to tutor them and you can't...don't you think they'll get mad."

Shoot. Ace didn't think about that one.

"SABO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP MEEEE," Ace cried into the phone. Sabo reluctantly agreed and they stayed up until 2 am prepping Ace to tutor you.

Now a VERY tired Ace walked to a near by café, hyping himself up for his "date." He walked in and looked around till he spotted you sitting at a table in the corner of the café. God you looked beautiful.

Ace walked up and greeted you, pulling out the notes him and Sabo made last night. He was ready, HE COULD DO THIS, and then maybe...maybe after you could go on a real date.....

Lets just say things did not go according to Ace's plan. You slowly realized that he was talking nonsense and had no clue what he was doing. Even after prepping with Sabo all night Ace still couldn't answer your questions.

"Look, I just did this so we could spend time together. I wanted to ask you out, but I wasn't sure how to. Then when I saw your grades...I had this spur of the moment idea and-"

"Ace it's fine," you cut him off, "Really its ok, I get it, how about we forget the math and consider this our first date?"

Ace was more than happy to do that...and he promised he would introduce you to his much smarter brother, Sabo, to help you get your grades up.

[shunin-gumis]

As Master Joe Wishes - Track 02

Seasonal Team Event - L4mps

Thank you Jelly for handling this chapter!

~~~(flashback)

Toi: Wawawaa! The exterior was lovely, but the interior is also wonderful! It looks like the kind of place where the main character falls in love with the love interests, or have major misunderstandings... It’s so heart pounding!

Ryui: Oi, ‘sit okay to take pictures here? I wanna take pictures of Toi.

Samejima: It should be fine, I think.

Daniel: …The way you say that means this ain’t your house?

Netaro: Sammy lives in much cheaper accommodation than this.

Samejima: Hahaha, but after 30 years, my loan will—... Hey, wait a sec!

Yodaka: Apologies for the sudden question, Samejima-san, but how exactly are you acquainted with Netaro?

Samejima: Well after a certain case, he's started to help me with some of my investigations. Only occasionally, though.

Nagi: …By a certain case, do you mean the one with the missing heart and flowers*?

Yodaka: I see, so it was then… I understand.

Ryui: And? Can we get back on track? Don’ tell me we came in just to have a fuckin’ tea party? If it’s that then I’m headin’ home.

Samejima: Haha, that would put me in a tight spot so let's get started.

Samejima: Uhh, we called everyone here today to this remote location because of a certain request. —Hiramei, the documents.

Hiramei: Sup, I’m Samejima-san’s subordinate, Hiramei, nice to meet you. Here are the holo-documents!

Daniel: …A guard for this manor’s master?

Samejima: Yes. That being said, the original owner of this place passed of senility a few days ago.

Samejima: Her name was “Brunhild Senba.” She was a megastar of the acting world and a German residing in Japan.

Yodaka: In that case, who will we be acting as guards for?

Samejima: That’s the thing. You see, she didn’t have any family members, so through the will, the enormous inheritance she possessed was transferred to a different person…, no, a different child…took it all. That child… is the one you must protect.

Ryui: …This shit seems kinda convoluted.

Samejima: Ahh yeah… I’m not too sure how to explain that part. ...Nevermind that, let’s move on.

Samejima: So, Brunhild-shi was a famous gem collector. She collected many exotic and rare gems.

Samejima: But after her death, rumors that she poured most of her wealth into a custom made “secret treasure” began to circulate about.

Samejima: That’s when we received news that the internationally wanted criminal organization, “Anonymous,” had set their sights on it. Well, they’re called a criminal organization, but they’re honestly just a ragtag bunch of troublemakers… That being said, we can’t let down our guards

Samejima: And amidst that, a world famous phantom thief also got wrapped up in it…

Daniel: Ahh, what the hell, I'm going home.

Toi: Ehhh!? Why!? Danny-san, we’re about to get to the good part!!

Daniel: My dead grandma always told me to never stick my nose into trouble.

Nagi: Trouble……? But it’s like a scene outta a cool drama.

Yodaka: Putting that aside, I think it would be a bit difficult for amateurs like us to go against a criminal organization.

Ryui: I agree with Natsume. Couldn’t give two shits about Hachinoya, but I don’t want Toi to be put in danger.

Daniel: And that’s that. See ya.

Netaro: I won’t let you! You shall not pass, you shall not pass~~~!

Daniel: Woah……. Oi, Netaro, be a good boy and let me go.

Netaro: Nopes, no goesies. If you want to pass, you’ll have to do it over my dead body.

Samejima: Hahaha, sorry, but can you hear me out until the end?

Samejima: And so, well, as you can all guess, we want to use that secret treasure as bait and lure “Anonymous” out in order to round them all up in one go.

Ryui: And like I said, why’s it gotta be us? The police should just do their own thing.

Netaro: Is Ryui a dumb dumb? It’s because they can’t, which is why I was consulted♪

Ryui: You wanna fucking go?

Netaro: And that’s ‘cause, the one we’ll be guarding~, is the “secret treasure” itself~.

Netaro: It’s a very Kawaii and pretty thing after all♪

Ryui: Huh……? The fuck you——

??: May I have your attention please~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!

Notes:

The missing heart and flower case is from Netaro's novel

[cathchicken]

Ok so after a bit of me actually taking time to think about the collectors situation this is my sort of realized opinion: (warning: it is very long)

As I saw someone else state, the collector was previously imprisoned for like hundreds of years on the isles. Probably not a nice memory to have. Although, it was pretty much only with you know who, so it’s not like he’s gotten sick of or holds a feeling to flee the entire demon realm itself. But I dont feel bad if he wants some space (haha)

Aside from his siblings, there wasn’t really a specified thing for him to dislike the stars in any way. If anything he felt more comfortable there. he probably misses it a little bit, given the starry aesthetic of the archives and stuff. NOW don’t take this as me saying he is better off there. If anything, I am still a little nervous about the whole situation. The ambiguity of “the stars”, while I like in a petty fashion, doesn’t give much confirmation on what he’s actually dealing with. It is something familiar at least, but we don’t even know if it’s literally space or just another realm (parallel to the demon realm or human realm). If I had to hope of anything though, that if they meet their siblings, he beats them to a pulp. Fuck them. I don’t think he’d get tricked by them again, since he’s clearly figured out their shit even before season 3. Overall, I wish they elaborated on the realm before having him just whizz off there at the end. It could be good or bad, but in the end we do sort of have a reason to feel “wait wtf come back” and “where are you going??” In a way.

NOW the other thing! That people who are angry about this situation are bringing up (and that I mainly agree with). Which is the whole “found family” message of the show, and also the “nobody argued” line. Now, thinking about it from the shoes of Luz/Eda: powerful being who sort of just brainwashed (? Idk what to call the puppet situation. Controlled..? Eh, you know what I mean) a shit ton of people and doesn’t seem to care about their well being. Face-value. BUT!! (Big but) They also see that this being is a child that genuinely does want normal things like love and truth, but doesn’t understand concepts like death and friendship. They see a kid that is really upset, but trying their best to make others perceive themselves as “approachable” and/or worthy of their time (oof). Overall, trying his very best. Luz specifically sees all of this, and even makes an effort to congratulate the Collector when he attempts to take what she said into heart. He IS perfectly capable of expressing himself in a healthy way, he really just needs a proper parental figure to help him out. (Stares aggressively at Camila until she burns up). He’s not “uncontrollable”, he’s just lived the past few years with a crusty old puritan and has essentially learned the exact opposite of what he’s trying to accomplish.

Then, we get to the scene where the “nobody argued” line hits. Oog. I can understand that they think he should take time to himself after all of… that. And they probably respect his choice to mature too. ALTHOUGH. Like, after everything I’ve previously pointed out… wouldn’t any of them be a t i n y bit concerned about him going off all alone again? His whole ordeal these years has him being afraid of being alone!! He is ofc welcomed to the owl house, and can return whenever he likes, but, just like us, we don’t know crap about the star realm. The only things they know is that out there, he has shit siblings that fucked him up. Wouldn’t at least some of them be concerned? I do have a feeling he is going to be fine (we “sort” of see him in the credits so he’s alive which is to be expected). But still, in that moment, it would be weird that “no one argued”. All I would have wanted was someone to say “but will you be ok alone?” And then saying “oh yeah! I like it there, I know how to get around/ I have people there that I am cool with 👍” and then that. Like a little thing… idk. I do like that idea that after a few days he comes back because he realizes “actually I am mentally 9 (and possibly autistic) I don’t know how to figure out social cues on my own.” Like again there could be star people who are cool and will fill that place, but that’s only speculation. This whole time they were building up the idea that he shouldn’t be alone and needs others to figure stuff out! Because he was with Luz, only for a little bit, he absorbed the idea that giving kindness, when it’s deserved, is a better way to make friends than forcing people. And because he was with Luz, he learned (the hard way) how scary and forever death really is. Then in that ending scene with him, he just… figures he will be cool without them for a bit, and they agree too. (?) rehghfjk. This wasn’t a totally terrible decision, but the ambiguity of it just!! Makes it reasonably to feel ok with. How long will he be gone at a time? Are there other people he will be with? We aren’t exactly given an answer. We get allusions, but that’s it.

I am at least glad that King, of all people, would tell them that he wishes the collector would come back soon. (Was that another way of them saying he would come back sooner than later? It’s not confirmed so idk) I like this because, well, King was essentially the person that the Collector was closest to. (Besides Belos but he was the exact opposite on the spectrum of cool people to hang out with) King, as a kid himself, would relate most to him. He says that himself in FTF. He is understandably pissed at the whole puppet thing, but he understands that “I should address this but also acknowledge he doesn’t know better to an extent”. King would want to treat the Collector as he would himself, and how he knows how important having a family, whether it is blood or found, is important to oneself. King wouldn’t be half the character he is nowadays if it wasn’t for Eda and Luz to accompany him. When he told the collector “I hope to see you again” that makes sense; he knows that the collector would benefit from having people like how he did, and it would be beneficial, regardless if the collector does get proper parental figures in the star realm, if he would see them often. And ofc, he would probably genuinely want to hang out with them as well. He was glad to be their friend, to an extent. He was never totally unhappy about his situation in FTF. Also, him giving the Collector Francois at the end was really cute. Just in case he needs a buddy until he gets there. As far as we know, the collector needs Francois more than King does. And I think King knows that.

Ok so I think that’s it for my thoughts. If I suddenly remember something I will add it in. I’m not saying that I’m right or wrong, this is just how I genuinely feel. Feel free to comment your own opinions!! I am open to have my mind changed. In the end, I guess I just want the best for my little blorbo. Can you blame me…??

[ask-the-druggieverse]

Hey! I've just discovered your blog very few minutes ago or so, and I really like how you executed the way the character's speak their dialogues to asks.

May I ask how you understand the effects and usages of drugs, and how to avoid making stereotypical representations of it?

(I was a bit reluctant to ask this since it's not exactly specified to the druggieverse blog but rather you, the creator, of it- ;-;)

Side Note!

I've also noticed in one of your posts that you struggle answering some of the asks, so I wanted to say please do take your time, no pressure! ^-^

Looking forward to seeing more of your posts! Stumbling upon this blog was quite the experience (/Positive!)

- EEEEE tyyyy!!! ^w^ I wanted to try and make things easy to follow but also leave a bit of clues here and there for the story up ahead

- - (The story up ahead I have planned out from beginning to end not fully as inside of it are the asks, I'm thinking that the asks could play a part in how some characters could end up (I.E Killer avoiding or doing drugs and or Lust being able to get a new and better job)

- As for understanding the effects and usage of drugs this might take a while to type so this'll be under a read more as to not overwhelm someone’s feed (also TW/CW ahead) (it’s also easier for me to explain it through the characters within ATDV than just to do “so basically it alters your brain” as it makes me feel a bit robotic/AI like so I hope my explanations through the characters will suffice U_U)

And if there's anything I'm missing I am always open to questions! (specifically surrounding this blog any questions that aren't related to this blog I request must go to my main ^^; but don't fear cause this question does revolve around this blog!!)

- As i've stated before in some posts to not abuse drugs, the reason being is that it can fuck you uuup. I.E damage your brain and make you go fucking coo coo crazy. It's irreversible damage if you're too far down in drugs (also I will not be writing too much about deep far down into drugs as I don’t think I can properly write that, I’ll mainly be writing about overdosing and addiction U_U)

- And like everyone knows that it makes you go out of the loop/all loopy in stuff haha good feeling but there’s also consequences to it if you abuse it I.E heart problems with abusing edibles (Swap goes through this)

- It hasn't been shown yet but it can cause not so great experiences when sober if abused for a very long time (or maybe even when high? It all depends on the person mind you)

- - I.E Dust has more severe hallucinations when sober for a while and uses pot or other drugs to calm down/relax his mind, although he doesn’t do it everyday like Horror and takes it in consideration which is what people should be doing :P (off topic but I remember a family member of mine going bat shit insane off of heroin when I was like 5-6 at the time and she was just going ballistic talking about the government or something(story for another time but Dust is not going to do that, he's more chill)(and also the only person who sticks to one type of drug is Outer(Galaxy Gas) (IK it’s not really a drug per se as it’s used for favoured whipped cream but nowadays it’s being treated as one and me and my friend both said “This has to be Outer” so yeah XP)

- Also same with NM although his sober symptons are more so super fucking angry/irritated (everyone is different when sober... it's kinda scary imo)

- - NM who's heavily dependent on opiods, does sorta make him passive (not good in Druggieverse case) he's still *not* fully passive as I've hopefully left hints of that. This is supposed to represent how people change when out of it either drastically or not (in this case Passive changes drastically while Dust stays more so the same)

- - - Also I don’t know if anyone noticed but Passive isn’t really Passive and that was intentional, I was trying to depict how despite someone changing when high they don’t actually act like that (Seen this first hand, god it’s terrifying but more so because the other family member in general is a huge fucking asshole (I don’t talk to her anymore thankfully)) (hope I worded this right, it’s easier for me to depict then explain)

- - Speaking of NM abusing drugs it's not there yet but skip this section to avoid spoilers!! (which also ties in to my understanding and usage of drugs and its consequences)

- - - In short there's this whole section of the blog where IMO will take a more darker turn from the lightheartedness that's starting off right now (although with Dream's mini section I think some people might have figured out that there's more to this blog than "HEAHEHAEH DRUGS"), Basically Nightmare fans will not be happy because he will end up in the hospital do to his immense amount of opioid take ins causing his heart to stop (he’s not dead... *stares*(he’ll just be in the hospital for a huge chunk of the story once we get to that part UmU)) (also any asks begging him to get sober will not help as I've seen first hand that even begging someone to get help or sending them help won't do jack shit for recovery)

- - That was a tiny spoiler but with that being said for those who *do* end up in the hospital if you’re currently abusing drugs please note that your body will not act the way it does normally, you will be breathing less (IMO that's like super fucking scary) and if you have any mental disorders it *will* worsen it and not make it better, your heart rate may or may not pace differently, and depending on if you do injections or not your body will feel super numb all the time

- As for avoiding stereotypical representations of it I usually go by past experiences

(- - - And if you or anyone are writing about serious topics I also recommend to step back, check yourself, and ask yourself "is this stereotypical?" and if you can't answer I also recommend what I'm doing and ask around but more specifically people who have experience with said topic)

- - Whether that be from using it (I never really used a lot of drugs, maybe hospital drugs, second hand highness from my parents overusing pot those few times, and accidently eating an edible when I was at my cousin's place (all I remember from that is being super tired and being too fixated on whatever I was being fixated on... In short it was a scary experience for a child o.O))

- - And if there's a section or area I have not personally experienced I would go ask around and see if anyone has any experience on them (and I know quite a few people who *have* experienced what drug usage does so I tend to ask if this is alright or if I should tweak a few things as when I first started this blog I wanted to make sure it wasn’t stereotypical or harmful (I like to view this blog as a story based PSA but others can think what they want of it!)

- - That being said just know that if I'm missing out on other effects of drug usage I either

A) Don't know how to properly write it (I.E those crackheads around my neighborhood, as much as I want to give out a warning to that, I do not know much of what goes on inside of their heads. I do not want to write homeless crackheads in a horrible and stereotypical light because there has to be something that led them down that path) (Whether it be peer pressure or coping with something??) (unsure but I do not want to paint them in a stereotypical light)

or B) I was unaware of it, I know a lot about drug aftermaths and what happens when high, but I don't know everything so if I'm missing something I would be happy to be let known about it as I want this blog to be as accurate as possible as to avoid painting anything in a horrible light ^^

(Also that's fine!! I'm open to any type of ask!!, although it comes to an extent, any ask about other projects me thinks should be when the story is ending or on my main blog @inkyu XP)

- as for the side note, will do!!! working on ATDV is super fun and also technically a huge cope for me if I think about it

- - Also the “huge cope” is probably to get my frustrations out on alcohol and drug addiction because of a recent death of a family member from it, i'm not sad one bit about this family member dying (It's a problem with me when it comes to death as for some reason I just don’t really feel anything >.>) but I'm more so mad about it as we've all warned her to stop and we've sent her to rehab but she would always come back and continue, so I guess ATDV was a way of my brain venting out my frustrations with addictions and how much it makes me angry U_U (I will not go very deep into this family members addiction as that is very personal and I don't like sharing a lot of personal info out on the web)

- and AWAWAWAWWAHWAHWH I'm so happy your experience was positive!! A huge goal of mine (besides building up my art skill) for this blog is for everyone to enjoy the story while playing a part in it and to be enlightened on the usage of drugs (why I chose Undertale AUs? in short I was super fixated on UTAU/UTMV (and still am) and discovered the non-lethal Error AU but to my disappointment that blog was proship neutral and that disappointed me greatly (for those who want my stance on shipcourse despite my disliking of the topic I am on the side of antiship as stated in my pinned post(DNI proship)) and because of that inspired me to create this blog where not only Error is non lethal but Nightmare and the others are too, they just moreso do drugs

(I don't know why drugs in specifically but I think it had to do with that family member passing away and a comic dug of fluttershy getting high on my TV that caused me to use drugs for this blog U.U))

Also characters will have proper backstories to getting high/starting drugs except for Ink, Error, and Fresh who's backstories were purely made for comical reasons (I think Error's is the most stupidest out of all of the joke backstories honestly)

[vee-crytraps]

Girl, when Bruce caught Jon red handed, I about THREW MY PHONE--

...Anyway. VV interesting convo between Damian and Batsis. I was really confused when Batsis said he covered for her for sneaking out with Jon and that he wouldn't tell everyone else but that he doesn't want her doing it again. So maybe Damian (of course) feels differently but I thought that, at least with the rest of the brothers + the girls, want her to branch out and find her own footing. Tim isn't the codling type, Barabra explicitly said she wanted Batsis to explore outside of their family, I'm assuming Cass and Steph respect another girl's independence and freedom, Jason is...well, Jason, and I'm pretty sure Dick told Batsis that she doesn't own Bruce an explanation about who she chooses to hang out with or have sexual relations with. But Damian's comment now has me thinking that at least some of them (Dick) are only paying lip service to that and aren't really comfortable with Batsis becoming her own woman who makes adult decisions without their input and supervision.

Like, I understand that they wouldn't want her out at night without at least telling someone, but she was with JON. I can't think of anyone else she would be safer with. Maybe I'm just being uncharitable, but I get the impression that they've only self-deluded themselves into thinking they're okay with Batsis breaking away, that when it truly comes down to it, if they haven't been told where Batsis is going, what she is doing, or haven't heavily vetted the person she's with, they WILL shut that shit down. I don't think all of them are like this but definitely Bruce and the main 4. What makes this even more egregious is that there is a double standard. Yes, Batsis may not be a professionally trained fighter, but she's not made of glass, not stupid, and is not a little girl anymore. She has to fight and bargain for things that are easily afforded to not only her siblings but also to other people her age. I'd love to see what going off to college is going to look like.....

Also, I'd love for a peek into Bruce's mind. I think coming to terms with that fact that Batsis is woman now who need to be treated as such and with respect will be a large part of his arc. That, and the fact that she's been messing around with her brothers. He has got to have at least SOME inkling that the dynamics around the house have shifted...

Anyway, loved the chapter, great job!

It’s an UNO REVERSEEEE!

It’s obviously wrong how overboard they go when it comes to her and they all know it. It’s so so easy to say YEAH I don’t have a problem with you doing these things but when they say that they’re still quietly expecting her to do those things on their terms.

wdym I won’t let you kiss boys? I’m not a monster! Just maybe not that one. Or that one. Or that one.

Damian on the other hand is aware that he is already a suuuuuper intense personality and is trying to dial back just a smidge. Especially since they’re the same age and both are kind of craving experiences teenagers usually have.

Damian is also not concerned with Jon being predatory. That’s his bff. I dropped a hint in the kitchen chapter when he cracked the counter: sometimes he literally cannot control his powers. In the chapter after that, Damian had admitted to watching them in the kitchen. As for the whole “what are his intentions?” That was just rooted in jealousy low key haha

idk if the ramble makes sense, but take what you will from that!

[fandumb-thoughts]

I’m trying to channel my inner 16yo who went up in front of a bunch of other kids and a handful of adults at a Catholic church retreat and argued for like 10min about why abortion should be legal for the next 4 years. And for the rest of my life.

Our confirmations happened at 17, so I was in “Sunday school” from like age 5-17. My mom wanted it for more “moral development” reasons but my dad outright said it was only because he had to do the same thing to get confirmed as a kid. My mom’s mom actually taught at this church’s 2nd grade private school BUT she’s the most liberal of my relatives. Thats to say, I call myself and family culturally Catholic more than properly religious.

All the teenagers were partnered up for a variety of topics to “town hall” debate. When my partner and I were prepping arguments my partner went “should we be doing the Catholic Church’s opinion or our opinion?” The response was waffled around but ultimately ended up being along the lines of “your opinion should probably be the same as the Church’s opinion.” My partner went “oh…” I turned to her and asked “pro choice?” and she said “yeah.”’ I went “no, we’re still doing it. I know a few Bible verses that actually support it let’s Google them to get exact quotes.”

Abortion was the first topic up and there was like 8-10 girls, all but two of which immediately said pro choice. Most of them stipulated some level of “before the heartbeat” to soften it, but then immediately backed down when told “the Bible says CONCEPTION” because they were a bunch of teenagers facing off against adults they don’t know that well plus a ton of other teenagers, all of which have the chance to be disagreeing with you. It would feel like you’re going against what you should be saying, too. As a high school teacher now? No fucking wonder they were nervous and didn’t push.

I pushed. I went “yeah, well, the Bible actually says you HAVE to have an abortion if the baby was conceived extramaritally and also this passage here is kinda about it too” (I didn’t EVEN get into all the baby murdering in the Bible, because I wasn’t a particularly educated or political teenager). I was told to shut up about the Bible, so I went “bet” and batted back every single question with real life application.

It wasn’t particularly elegant. I was just refusing to back down or show hesitation. The most concession I gave was “I don’t think I could ever do it, but I’m not talking about just me.” I mainly talked about shitty foster care systems and abuse rates and how generally poor a child’s life would be if their parents didn’t want them.

This was at least partially because my dad’s cousin (who actually lived next to my mom’s parents when I was younger) ran the program. (She also was a hypocrite who spilled all her adult kid’s problems without mentioning her own divorce following her cheating with a priests, but that’s another story.) She ended our “debate” because it was really only her and I going back and forth by saying, “Well, maybe one day you’ll have children and change your mind.” Like, okay but fuck you 🙄.

The next group was talking about the death penalty and she asked ME at the end what my opinion was on it. I didn’t even know shit and still didn’t fall for the “gotcha.” It boiled down to “haha I’m actually prepped on this decently too” and went on a whole little thing about “I don’t care if people who did really bad crimes die, it’s just not always possible to know who did what like what if there’s a mistake? And even then it might be better to just let them suffer the rest of their life in jail idk.” I must again emphasis I again had no actual political knowledge on the subject, and my logic and understanding has 100% evolved. I’m fully anti death penalty but I do still think some people deserve to die. I just don’t trust the government to tell us who.

One of the girls who was pro choice up that day with me told me how crazy and amazing that shit was like a year later when we were working at the same place. She said that she wanted to do the same but didn’t have the words or confidence. Knowing I successfully DID leave a lasting impression was fantastic.

[ylvaisawolf]

Messy thoughts on Fred (and Tubbo?)

This is really disjointed. This was just me typing everything that popped into my head down.

I have opinions on Fred (and everything around him atm)

Like everyone saying he is evil. Fred himself knows he did wrong things 

He knows he isn't a saint he just has a single person hae loves and cares about [Tubbo]

Fred told Tubbo he did wrong things and yes he did not specify what (From what I recall) but he told Tubbo and he said he didn't care (Tubbo said he would be a villain if Fred is sooo…)

Is it very cruel to tell someone you wish they would get tortured again? Yes! Hell yeah it is. 

Quackity has his reasons for hating the Feds no shit but he threatened Tubbo which is why Fred said that.

(Also I am biased towards Tubbo. I am Foolish/Jaiden in spirit aka I side with the characters I like more over my irl morals)

Like I do think he cares because he has to for the other workers but they are not friends, they are his underlings or bodyguards so you have to be nice there (Or you would hope. Even if manipulative)

Like I would be an idiot to not acknowledge him taking notes on Aypeirre’s torture or again his very cruel comment to Quackity

Fred acts different ways with different people. Like he is definitely more nice with Tubbo for example when he said he was a bad penpal for not responding much and “I genuinely felt like a stalker and that it wasn't morally correct what i was doing…”  (Day 195) of which Tubbo responded in his letter back with “ I don't think you should worry about the morality of trying to find them as kidnapping itself is very immoral.” 

Which is true but still.

Fred also said on the day of the movie date he has done bad stuff to Tubbo. (“You don’t understand, I’ve done bad stuff.” … or something similar as I am not watching the vods.)

So to me I am wondering where some people have been?

Fred is deny deny till he cant then bites back when out of options 

He is seemingly questioning himself and the Feds but atm he is following them along still

Back to Tubbo for a sec I have to mention that he said something along the lines of It seems everyone but the morning crew likes him so it wouldn't be hard for him to be a villain.

I keep bring that up whoops but like Tubbo is really protective of Fred warning him to stay away from Aypierre and that he will gladly listen to anything that worries Fred

Tubbo and Fred really love and trust one another.

ALSO!

Fred wrote on October 8th “I must admit… I don't know what my morals are or trust for the Federation is..” 

Man knows he is messed up <3 

(Also Tubbo just told him it is ok to question your morals)

Fred not trusting the Feds doesn't mean he doesnt follow what they want like torture btw. I am not ignoring that dont worry 

He still is doing his job. He acts like he doesn't like it but he is still doing it.

Also Fred at one point told Philza he loves snitching. Yes, kinda sassy but he did say that. (I think October 4th or 5th)

If it isn't obvious I Adore Fred even if he turns out evil. I find him to be a very interesting character.

Also I am not touching him leading Tubbo, Roier, & Slimecicle to the Maze. I have no idea what the deal is there.

Yeah this post is a mess but I don't normally post my own thoughts or do essays (this isn't even an essay). If I wanted to put more effort in I could but me typing my thoughts down and semi looking for direct quotes is all this post is getting haha.

I don't care if Fred gets better or worse as long as he is a fun and interesting character the whole time .

[aliasrocket]

I wanted to say something for an anonymous comment about feeling less embarrassed of having feelings for Rocket. I must say I totally understand that.

A month ago, when GOTG VOL 3 was released, I went to see it at the cinema with my mother, I spent the whole movie very excited for Rocket, but right in that scene where he is on the verge of death and he meets Lylla again, SOMETHING INSIDE IT CHANGED ABOUT ME, because when they were hugging I realized I was JEALOUS, and in my mind I thought "OH NO, IT'S HAPPENING TO ME AGAIN", because I always fall for characters that might be unconventional or weird to other people , then I start looking for fics and I realize that there are not many for the same reason, or there are many where it is more platonic and I think "IT IS NOT ENOUGH" And it's more complicated for me because my first language is not English and in my language there is NOTHING. So meeting people who write Rocket the way I imagined really makes me very happy. I'm even thinking about writing some one shots myself but it's hard, I've never written NSFW and I find it kind of funny that I want to start with Rocket.

Oh my god this was absolutely sweet.

Yes!! Everyone IT IS OKAY TO LIKE UNCONVENTIONAL CHARACTERS. LITERALLY, IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL!! JUST BE YOU!!!

And I’m really sorry there isn’t much fics in your language, but on the bright side I’m really happy that you’re at least able to read and write in english even if it isn’t your first language!

Also, yeah, in my experience, besides sighing the whole goddamn movie (except for the first 10 mins, I will give myself that,) I remember leaving the theatre in a sigh and going on ao3 like “ah shit, here we go again” bc this is the 1982838th time I’ve visited ao3 for some really obscure ship or an x reader fic for a very underrated character.

And about that Rocket smut, I understand how can it be daunting and I’d really love to help you!

Ykw, let me make a quick guide for anyone who’s scared of writing Rocket smut!! But for those of you who wouldn’t wanna read some real ugly/stupid stuff, don’t press the ‘keep reading’ line, haha.

a quick (and definitely unhinged) guide to writing Rocket smut XD

OBVIOUS NSFW WARNING!!! It gets ugly guys please THIS IS YOUR WARNING I’M NOT JOKING!!

If you’re uncomfortable with heavy nsfw please turn away now!!

written by aliasrocket (89P13 on ao3 hehe)

Suitable for any smut involving Rocket! (Looking at you guys, roquill shippers. Don’t worry, I welcome all ships on my blog <3)

This is supposed to be a writing smut guide specifically meant for Rocket so I’m not gonna go into the basics of writing smut, but if you’re a total beginner, here’s some pointers to help :

the genitals, legs, muscles, brain : main places that tend to be the most stimulated, exhausted or absolutely wiped. That being said, you can use these as a starting point for describing the feelings the characters or the reader may feel in the moment.

besides the main thing, you could try to set the mood by maybe mentioning how the moans sounded like, (screams, squeals, cries etc.) and other things the characters were doing to ground them in the moment, like gripping the sheets, gripping the other person’s shoulder or hips, etc.

Okay, so, about Rocket in particular …

Yeah, of course writing smut about a fucking Raccoon isn’t going to be fucking easy. But don’t worry, as someone who has studied all 3 gotg films and slowed down quite possibly every single Rocket clip in existence (enough to know Rocket … is genuinely CANONICALLY is very particular/skilled with his fingers, he knows where he’s putting them and knows EXACTLY which buttons to press on any tech, so … definitely good at using his fingers if you catch my drift) I think I might have gotten the hang of it to help some of you guys out.

So first off, when I write Rocket smut I always imagine he’s his comic height instead of his mcu height (don’t search it up, you’re just gonna be depressed about it trust me) so all you have to know is that if he pressed you up against a wall his head would be around your shoulder blade area. For missionary, he’s probably around your collarbone.

Rocket canonically has sharp and absolutely grown out nails. No, they’re not retractible. I’ve done research on this, but if you’d like to write him fingering someone, Rocket can have his nails trimmed.

It would hurt if Rocket bit you. Like, it would fucking bleed. So I’m sorry to say to those biting kink girlies (those are me hi) but Rocket can only afford to give you or someone else some nibbles on the skin unless you guys want some serious bloodplay on your hands. This is because he has protruding fangs on both his upper and lower row of teeth, his lower ones more prominent than the top.

Rocket can, however, eat you out. Don’t wanna get too into depth with this but basically his tongue can stick out his muzzle pretty well and his nose makes for a good clit-stimulator HAHAHAH

!!! : (this is going to be a description of the average raccoon penis so skip this if you don’t wanna know about this because you can DEFINITELY write Rocket smut without having to know this so please be free) I had to research this for a very specific request (pls ily shameless anon/pos) and I almost cried out of the loss of my sanity but anyway, raccoons have a baculum bone which is basically a bone in their penis that helps with copulation, its average length is about 4 inches but can be longer if you catch my drift. The genital itself is a like a rod with a ‘spiky’ end (it’s not actually spiky but it looks that way) compared to human genitalia, kind of like a cat’s but much longer and it is a very dark shade of brown or just plain black. Feel free to use any of these for a possible description if ever you need it, though I never really talk about it in fics, especially the whole ‘spiky’ thing. That being said, Rocket should not have an issue with size, as the the average human male genitalia is about five inches, meaning he can hit anyone’s g-spot just fine.

I might add more points if I have any more but this is all I got right now. I really hope this somehow encouraged you to write that nsfw fic you wanted, and just know everyone’s got interests, it’s fine if not a lot of people irl are into Rocket that way, because that’s literally what the internet is for!

[alaskan-wallflower]

how south park characters comfort someone? i’ve got you. please add your own thoughts!

stan: gonna be honest here, i don’t think he’d be all that receptive. i love stan, i actually think im most similar to him than any other character. that said, i think he would be pretty awkward when trying to comfort someone. especially if they’re crying. probably a tentative pat on the back, some generic advice like “it’s gonna be okay dude…just like…don’t think about it?” he means well, he really does. but bro gets extremely confused over his own emotions (and he has a lot of them) so don’t count on him to understand yours. hes even worse over text, “👍”

kyle: similar to stan in some ways, but more of a problem solver. kyle is my fav character but this guy. is not very good at listening and just wants to fix the problem. honestly depending on the situation he’d probably think you’re overreacting. but if he realizes it’s cereal then he must fix it with facts and logic. my partner does this and it’s like okay i love that you wanna fix it but can you just let me complain for a second…anyways. again very well meaning, he’d actually be very good at reassurance.

kenny: king of listening. he doesn’t talk much anyways, he’s more of an observer. so he probably already KNOWS if a friend is in distress. number one guy if you need someone to wrap an arm around you and listen to your problems and be like “that sucks dude” and when he does drop some advice, it’s like the most philosophical life changing advice you’ll ever receive. he also has experience being a source for comfort for his sister, he has a good energy. stan may be the most sensitive, but i think kenny is most in touch and understanding of emotions.

cartman: i’m sorry cartman fans. he just wouldn’t. this bitch would either try to one-up you with his own problems or just flat out laugh at you. other people’s problems are simply just not worth his time. he only cares if it can benefit him in some way. listen i love eric cartman, he IS south park. but he’s a little shit with nearly no sense of empathy and that is why we love him. unless you’re his mom or very close friend, and even then…ehh.

Oh absolutely, 100%.

Stan is probably a pretty decent listener. When it comes to advice though you’re on your own. Like you said, he’ll probably try. He means well. But he’s REALLY fucking awkward. He hesitantly pats their shoulder and says something like ‘don’t worry about it. It’ll get better.” and over text he 100% offers no advice. He’s a face to face kind of guy. Over text he kinda just shuts down.

Kyle absolutely means well. But god almighty he’s an awful listener. If you just wanna complain to him you’re gonna have to deal with a ‘yeah but…’ every five seconds. Or just flat out tell him you wanna just complain and you’ll get a listening ear, but he still tries to do something. Be it talk to someone for you, helping you out, whatever. Kyle is a fixer. And he won’t stop until the problem is fixed. He thinks he’s doing what is best but he’s not sometimes. He gets that from his ma. He has no problem dropping the harshness of reality in someone though. He drops it hard like ‘well if you’re gonna complain about abc you need to do xyz. You need to do something about said problem’ if it’s aonething only you can fix (like an insecurity or smth)

Kenny is an incredible listener and drops pearls of wisdom sometimes. He’s the quieter and more ‘mysterious’ type anyway so hearing so thing that isn’t ’haha tits’ come from him is kinda mind blowing. But when you need a friend, he’s the go to guy of the main four. He is a god at listening. He offers physical support if needed. He offers advice (even if it isn’t always good) but he will sometimes drop some poetic, metamorphic bombshell that people actually take from him. Hes the main guy to go for for consolation.

Cartman just sucks. Hell laugh. Or exploit you. Or threaten you. Unless it benefits him, oh well. Your problem.

[asteroid-fruitcup]

oh god so I’m on ava rp right now and the most unhinged crap just went down

so i’m rping as TCO and theres some other person rping as Mitsi so as we approach there’s the obvious AHH GO DIE YOU KILLED ME and NO I DIDNT shit going on in between us

and in the background someone is rping as TSC and someone is rping as TDL and TSC is kind of dying from my understanding so basically I stop my conversation and go up to TSC and TDL like "BROTHA, PLEASE STOP KILLING HIM WE TALKED ABOUT THIS" and TSC dies and suddenly everyone crashes out and Mitsi is like "this is what you get for setting my ass on fire"

so i'm tweaking like hell and TDL is like "you really thought I could be better? yeah nah" and I GET SET ON FIRE FOR SOME REASON I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT so yeah TCO is crying Mitsi is dying laughing (irl) and TSC is somewhere my memory is fuzzy

so yeah then TDL is like "haha this is what you get" and starts talking about like sacrificing me or smth and everyone else agrees so the fire stops and sudddenly I start glowing and then they teleported me to the old lobby and I just kind of said unhinged shit in the chat and cried and kept saying "why'd they send me to the box 2.0"

but eventually i was teleported back and i chilled for a bit until THIS went down

TDL came back like "hey, i teleported you into The Box 2.0" and I'm like OH SHIIIIII but then he's like "here's some cake for your efforts" so I immediately ask "is it poisoned" and TDL is like "NO WTF" so I eat the cake and cry in the corner and he's like "do you like it" and I'm like "yeah....?" and he's like "DID YOU LIKE IT YES OR NO"

and bro is tormenting me for like 10 minutes like DID YOU FUCKING LIKE MY CAKE so finally I'm like YES I LOVED IT (crying ofc)

so yeah i’m sitting in the corner crying eating cake and then someone else joins as TCO so we team up under the belief that The Whole Server is Out to Kill Us

I’m not sure what happened during this tume bc I started writing this around there and making “i left to write on tumbler for 5 seconds tf happened” jokes

this is also when i gave TDL rper #2 a cake because i was given two for some reason

our main villian Mitsi came back all “miss me lol” and we tweaked out for a while until eveyone escaped to the ava 11 map (YEAH THIS WAS ALL IN THE MAP SELECTION ROOM 😔)

so me and TDL #2 sit on the picnic blanket and eat our cake together crying while watching shit go down with everyone else. i wasn’t really paying attention ngl but SOMETHING with victim and Mitsi happened. And agent, and like 2 other TDL rpers. (TCO #2 was also chilling with us but didnt really do anything ngl ;-;)

So eventually Mitsi starts tweaking out again for some reason or another so her and I meet up again and instead she’s went full “I want revenge” mode and I’m basically backing away from her begging her not to kill me because I ain’t like that anymore and I think she’s innocent and I’m sorry blablablajdkskdj

(i was telling her how i’d make a comic about this the whole time she accepted the idea, mitsi rper if you’re on tumblr yeah it’s me 😭)

so yeah she chased me around for a while until she cornered me and there was the whole Cinematic Ahh “please don’t kill me broski i’ve changed” thing

THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, TSC APPEARS AND SAYS “dayum, mitsi is NOT having this” smth along the lines of that so theres like awkward silence and Mitsi turns towards him like “what did you just say to me.”

and he’s deadass like “you’re not taking ANY of this shi what about it” and ofc I gotta protect my lil bro so I scream at him “SECOND, PLEASE NO SERIOUSLY LEAVE HER ALONE” and bro doesn’t listen and then THEY get into an arguement

so i awkwardly back away towards TDL #2 and we stare awkwardly and eat our cake until I told them I had to leave and might come back later so yeah that’s what i’m doing now 😭 I might update this in a bit tho when I’m done eating because I have ropro and I can join back on the server hehe

[underworld-park-offical]

TWEEK: Hhhhhh

TWEEK: Hooooly shit

TWEEK: Fuuuuck guys I am SOOOO sorry about my mooo….. Essssstellla…..

TWEEK: She can be

TWEEK: uh

TWEEK: Horrifying  sometimes

CLYDE: MY MCRIBS CLYDE: MY MCRIBS

CLYDE: MY MCRIBS ARE FALLING OUT OF ME AGAIN

CRAIG: Clyde

CRAIG: Do you ever stfu?

TOLKIEN: No, isn't it obvious?

CLYDE: NOT NOW

KENNY: NO FIGHTING!! PLEASE!! GOD WE ALL NEARLY DIED!!!

KYLE: Why can't we do normal things like normal teenagers

KYLE: Like

KYLE: Go to the 711

STAN: And beat up a crackhead

KYLE: And beat up a crackehea-

KYLE: Wait what??

KENNY: That feels a little too real to be just a suggestion, dude

STAN: What? You guys don't beat up the crackheads at 711?

CRAIG: Literally no

CRAIG: But I did film some guy beating the shit out of one

CRAIG: Got like

CRAIG: A million views

TWEEK: SHUT UP

TWEEK: STOP TALKING

TWEEK: PLEASE TWEEK: I NEED LIKE TWEEK: A MINUTE

TWEEK: SCRATCH THAT TWEEK: I NEED 5 YEARS

TWEEK: FUCK

CLYDE: I CAN'T BREATHE

TOLKIEN: Wait hold on

TOLKIEN: I thought you weren't a demon?

TWEEK: I'M NOT!!!!

CRAIG: Me when I lie lol

TOLKIEN: I hate that I understand and agree with you

TOLKIEN: But yeah, you’re lying right to our faces

CRAIG: Lying is so not slay queen girlboss

CRAIG: Major Tweek L moment

TWEEK: FUCK YOU CRAIGL

TWEEK: DEMONS are a DIFFERENT THING!!! You're all being racist right now

TWEEK: Or

TWEEK: Uh

TWEEK: Demon…. ist?

TOLKIEN: I am

TOLKIEN: Shocked and appalled right now

CARTMAN: Okay bitch

CARTMAN: You're getting C A N C E L E D

TWEEK: WHAT THE FUCK TWEEK: NO THAT'S NOT-

TWEEK: RGGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHAAAAAAAHGHVHGGJGJ

TWEEK: OKAY

TWEEK: LOOK TWEEK: I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SUMMONED TO JOIN INTO PIP'S PLAN OR SOMETHING TWEEK: BECAUSE HE'S SUPER TOTALLY MEGA PISSSED AT YOU GUYS

CLYDE: Whyyyyy???

TWEEK: ….are you joking?

CRAIG: Yeah Clyde, are you /j or /srs

CLYDE: I'm serious, what did we do?

TWEEK: YOU ALL TORTURED AND TORMENTED HIM FOR YEARS????? TWEEK: YOU ALL MADE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL AND NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO BE SAVED????

TWEEK: UGH WHATEVER TWEEK: YOU HUMANS ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME TWEEK: I'M GONNA HELP YOU GUYS EVEN THOUGH YOU REALLY TWEEK: REALLY 

TWEEK: Don't deserve it

CRAIG: Slay bitch

TWEEK: Shut the fuck up

CRAIG: No 

CRAIG: <3

STAN: So what???

STAN: Are you like

STAN: A guardian angel or something now??

STAN: Guardian demon???

STAN: Fucking what

STAN: Aren't demons supposed to be like

STAN: Evil????

STAN: Why are you helping???

STAN: And also you're like

STAN: Working for them, right???

CRAIG: Bro is switching sides faster than Kelly Catigan frfr

CRAIG: Literal Sweden moment

CARTMAN: Craig, stop being racist, it's cringe

CRAIG: Ur Cringe <3

CARTMAN: Shut the actual fuck up

TWEEK: LOOK OH MY GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

TWEEK: All those “Demons” you’re dealing with are all powerful

TWEEK: Hell

TWEEK: Beings

TWEEK: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW????

TWEEK: They kinda just

TWEEK: Found me behind the dumpster eating pudding and picked me up???

TWEEK: I can barely remember their fucking names

CRAIG: Imagine lmao

TWEEK: You sound like Gregory and that makes me want to strangle you

CRAIG: Slayyyy

CRAIG: But also how fucking dare you

STAN: Ignoring Craig, like we always do

STAN: What the HELL, no offense

TWEEK: None…. taken?

STAN: Are we supposed to do now?! Murder hungry…. ish…. demons are out there

STAN: They want our BLOOD and soon….

STAN: OUR SKIN

KYLE: You wish

STAN: I suggest we hide in my bunker

TOLKIEN: You have a bunker???

CLYDE: TAKE ME THERE I DON'T FEEL SAAAY HAAY HAYYY FEEE…..

TOLKIEN: Clyde, nobody cares

TOLKIEN: None of us are going to be safe if you don’t shut the fuck up

KYLE: Yeah, and besides, 

KYLES: Stans “Bunker” is just the closet of his room

KENNY: Not like he wasn't hiding in there for years already haha

CRAIG: Lmao slay okay ig

STAN: I think literally anywhere in the world is safer than here, besides,

STAN: At my house we have sacrifices

KENNY: …What

TOLKIEN: What???

TWEEK: WHAT?!?!??!?

KYLE: Stan, No, Don’t make jokes like that

STAN: Who said I was joking?

KYLE: …..

STAN: ….

KYLE: ….

STAN: ….

TWEEK: ….

TWEEK: I- In any case, we should get you all… SOMEWHERE safe at least

TWEEK: Is there somewhere where like,

TWEEK: nobody, anywhere, any place, any timezone WON'T be able to find you?

STAN: I’ve got my back up bunker

CRAIG: Ew you mean the barn?

CRAIG: Hell no

CRAIG: I’d rather die than sleep in pig shit

CRAIG: Frfr

TWEEK: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

(Edits made by @pissblanket and @zemoleinyourtrashcan)

[pleasantviewrainfall111]

Did I go absolutely overboard here? Yes. This was meant to be a tiny little thing where Harley asks her not-quite-boyfriend to hook Hannah and the man of her dreams up but it somehow turned into...this. Oh well! Have some Harley backstory - the only bit you're likely to get, lol - while I prepare the next part. (Which will most likely be much less dialogue and more silent story telling because typesetting is driving me up a wall, haha.) (Previous/Next)

Transkript:

Harley: …so, can you please help me out here? Just once?

Yuki: But she said she didn’t-

Harley: I know what she said, but she probably thought I’d rock up to you at school and tell him to go on a date with her so she can stop creeping on him. Hannah doesn’t know that you and I are…

Yuki: Fucking?

Harley: *chokes on air and starts coughing*

Yuki: Holy shit, are you okay?

Harley: *still coughing* Yeah, I’m fine, I’m okay, I just didn’t expect… you to put it like that.

Yuki: No? How am I supposed to put it, then? I’m always open for suggestions.

Harley: No, yeah, fucking is fine, it’s-

Ms. Smith: Harley, honey!? Are you alright, that was quite the cough?

Yuki: Shit.

Harley: Shit, yeah! Yeah, auntie, I’m fine! I drank some water and it went down the wrong pipe, I’m alright!

Ms. Smith: Ouff, yeah, I can hear that. Your voice sounds rough, honey. Want me to rub your back for a minute? maybe that’ll help?

Harley: No! I’m fine, I’m changing, please don’t come in!

Ms. Smith: Alright, alright, I won’t! Do you need something from the Konbini then, I still need to get cat food for Shishamo and Saba.

Harley: Nope, I’m good, thank you!

Yuki and Harley wait for a moment, until her aunts’ steps turn silent.

Harley: Holy fuck, that was close.

Yuki: It’d be much easier if we told her I’m here.

Harley: Sure, that’s a sound plan. Will you help me back my bags straight after? Because she’ll ship me straight back to my parents’ place if she knew.

Yuki: And would that be so bad? You’re close to them, aren’t you?

Harley: Well, duh. My parents are great. Strangetown, though? Not so much.

Yuki: Why, what’s wrong with it?

Harley: It’s literally called Strangetown, Yuki.

Yuki: Could be worse, if that is all that’s wrong with it.

Harley: It’s…*sighs* It’s this shitty town in the middle of the desert of buttfuck nowhere. And no one stays, unless they’re super weird.

Yuki: I’ve never been to a desert. What’s it like…?

Harley: Hot. Dry. Dusty. Desolate.

Yuki: Ah, so that’s where your attitude comes from.

Harley: Hardy-Har-Har. Very funny.

Yuki: Here to entertain. So, you don’t want to go back because you don’t like the desert?

Harley: I…no. I mean, yes, but also no. I don’t want to go back because…I guess I don’t like living with my parents.

Yuki: I thought your parents are great?

Harley: They are. I love my parents, I do, but I don’t like living with them. Does that make sense?

Yuki: I don’t know, tell me more.

Harley: It’s just…my dad and gran live in this tiny arse single wide where I barely have space to breathe and my mum runs the hotel, which means I may have a lot of space but it never really feels like…like a home.

Yuki: That I can understand. My home doesn’t feel like one either. But my parents aren’t great either.

Harley: No? Why not?

Yuki: That’s a really long story, Buta.

Harley waits for more, but nothing follows.

Harley: No, come on. You can’t make me spill my heart and then not retaliate, that’s against the code of heart to hearts, man.

Yuki: It’s not my fault you’re easy to spill.

Harley: Are you kidding? Not even Hannah knows most of what I just told you.

Yuki: Maybe she should learn to stare less and listen more, then.

Harley: She doesn’t stare.

Yuki: She stares all the time. Gédéon and Trevor may not notice, but I do.

Harley: Shut up, seriously. Hannah is great. A little obsessed with Gédéon but great nonetheless. Which actually brings me back…

Yuki: *sighs* Fine, I’ll help.

[asexualjedi]

Have to figure out in the next couple of weeks if I want to take the bar exam bc apparently it’s a pain just to apply and like a fight against god to try to get accomodations. And I’ve been trying to get accommodations for the mpre since April so like :/. Pain. Idk. It’s. Haha I didn’t think I could get more disillusioned with the legal system by coming to law school. And like I feel like it didn’t?? Idk. I’m just. It’s just only so much you can see and understand how the system not only sucks but is also designed to make lawyers lose empathy, and like pretend they are above politics even though the profession is inherently political and. Like. It’s a nightmare huh. Like. Idk. I don’t want to be part of such an awful system but like if you don’t then liek it’s all filled with people who don’t care or don’t have the capacity to care. Idk. I think I need to talk to my clinic professor bc she said she came to law school intending to not like take the bar and be a human rights advocate. But ended up becoming a juvenile public defender after being in a clinic. And maybe also like my restorative Justice professor bc she is also very disillusioned by the ideas of lawyers. I feel like I was having this falling apart like. In her class haha. But. It just I thought I’d have more time to decide!!! Like I signed up for a class where you meet lawyers each week who do soemthing different so you can learn what you want to do. But… you can only take it your last semester and it’s like ok at that point you’ve already signed up and paid for the bar exam. And applied haha. And like yeah you can start anything at any age but it feels like. Ok I’m going to be 27 and still have no clue what I’m doing. Like. Idk. But. It’s also just like. Everything you learn about the system you realize how resistant to change it is and how slow it is to get anything down like 7 years on average to pass a regulation for the environment sort of shit. And it’s like ok ok well we don’t have that long on this bitch of an earth. But also like?! Idk. and idk how much of this is me just having bad shit happening with my mom, no free time at all bc of my schedule, and losing sleep bc of both things clouding my judgement. But like ??! I’m going to have to decide either way. I just. I guess I could take it and then decide after wards but like!!! That would be like 3 months of my life studying and like thousands of dollars to study and take the damn thing and like. Ahhhhhhh. This is how I felt graduating from undergrad I was like surely I’ll figure out what I want to do. But then I was just like the world is terrible idk if I can be an artist with such horrors and even if I did I want like health insurance and not to have to find a new job every 3 months and that has started to not be a thing sny the time I graduated and it has only gotten worse on that account since the years have passed haha. Idk I’m spiraling and I have a paper to write and parole hearing to prepare for so I’m going to do my deep breathing. Remember that maybe. Uhhh I’ll have a week after Christmas to make a fun dress inspired by commander cody. God if only I could make silly dresses for a living but I fear my environmental code re fabric purchasing and also my slow nature make that something that wouldn’t work and also again. I want health insurance. Honestly my entire life has me been running from having to be a freelancer and it’s honestly. Just. I think that’s what I’m going to have to do. Law degree or not. Idk. If I don’t be a lawyer. It. Idk. I’ll. Focus on paper lock in. And then. Idk. Get through the semester try to not break down over my mom. And uhhh. I think after Christmas. I might have free time to break down? Maybe I can move some shit around and try to have sometime to figure out what I’m doing but honestly like I’m so busy ignoring that my clinic has me doing shit after the semester ends. Ok.