#underworld park cartman

[underworld-park-offical]

KENNY: Aww shit.

TOLKIEN: What?

KENNY: I fucked up this water sort puzzle level.

TOLKIEN: I don’t…

TOLKIEN: I DON’T HAVE WATER SORT PUZZLE???

KENNY: Well.

KENNY: You do now.

TOLKIEN: Kenneth.

TOLKIEN: How much battery is left on my phone.

KENNY: Errrrrmmmmmm….

KENNY: …

TOLKIEN: Kenneth. Jason. McCormick.

TOLKIEN: If my battery is below 50% I am going to beat your ass.

KENNY: …

KENNY: …. 25%....

TOLKIEN: Right. That’s it. I’m beating your ass.

KENNY: WAITWAITWWAITWAIWTIATWW.

TOLKIEN: What.

KENNY: Please don’t beat my ass!

TOLKIEN: Give me one good reason to not to.

KENNY: UH- uhhhhhh….

KENNY: Craig!

TOLKIEN: What.

KENNY: He- He has a portable charger!

KENNY: 

CRAIG: Erm, Kenny, what the ACTUAL sigma, you fucking L rizz fanum tax.

CRAIG: Who the FUCK are you to spread these rumors about me?!

CRAIG: Literally canceling you on Tumblr rn.

CRAIG: Smh my head, this is SO not that that me espresso! 

TOLKIEN: Shut the fuck up, Craig…

CRAIG: Let me Mountain Dew it for ya. 

KENNY: Bro my ass is boutta to become grass in two minutes if you don’t give it to me!!!

CRAIG: Ok, and?

CRAIG: Skill issue.

KENNY: CRAIG, PLEASE!!!!

CRAIG: Erm, chat, do you see this loser?

KENNY: CRAAAAAAAAAIGGGGG!!!!

TOLKIEN: That’s it.

TOLKIEN: Kenny, c’mere.

KENNY: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(WHACK BAM WHAM UUUUUWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH) 

CRAIG: Whhhh...

CRAIG: W--

CRAIG: Chat.

CRAIG: Chat what the flip.

CRAIG: What the actual sigma.

CRAIG: Th--

CRAIG: …

CRAIG: GUYS SHUT THE ACTUAL FREAK UP!!!!

CRAIG: THIS IS LIKE SO SUPER IMPORTANT THIS IS NOT SKIBIDI WHAT THE SIGMA.

CRAIG: IM GONNA ACTUALLY JEFF THE KILL MYSELF.

KENNY: OH WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHILE TOLKIEN JEFF THE KILLED ME???

TOLKIEN: Let’s be real, you brought that on yourself.

KENNY: No <3

TOLKIEN:

TOLKIEN: I’m surrounded by idiots.

STAN: WOULD IDIOTS BE TRYING TO ABDUCT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP????

TOLKIEN: Aaaand we woke up Shane Dawson.

TOLKIEN: Great.

TOLKIEN: Perfect.

TOLKIEN: Wonderful.

TOLKIEN: What next, the piss baby?

CRAIG: TOLKIEN THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT YOUR L RIZZ KAI CENAT ZERO GYATT!!

CRAIG: MY ARCH NEMESIS GREGORY_CUTIE_PIE_3RD.

CRAIG: HAS STOLEN MY ACCOUNT INFORMATION.

STAN: HE WORKS FOR THEM!!!

STAN:THE GOVERNMENT!!!! THE ALIENS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!

STAN: THE GAYS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!

CRAIG: YEAH! THIS IS THE FAGS FAULT!

TOLKIEN: Oh my fucking goddd….

STAN: FAG? FEROCIOUS ANONYMOUS GOVERNMENT SPY!

STAN: IT’S CONFIRMED!!!

KYLE: Guys, it's Pride Month.

KYLE: Don’t do this right now.

CRAIG: EWWW!!!! FAGGOTRY!!!!

CARTMAN: Uhm? Excuse me? Your attitudes towards gay people is deeply offensive and completely unacceptable. How can you justify such bigotry and discrimination in this day and age? Everyone has the right to love and be loved without facing discrimination or hate from people like you. Your attitude perpetuates ignorance and division in our society. It's deeply disappointing to see such intolerance in this day and age. 

CARTMAN: I hope you realize the harm your beliefs cause and consider the importance of empathy and acceptance towards all individuals, regardless of sexual orientation.

TOLKIEN: Great, now you woke blue hair and pronouns.

CARTMAN: Wow, really? Is that the best you can do? Reduce my identity to my appearance and my pronouns? It's incredibly disrespectful and ignorant to dismiss who I am with such shallow labels. My hair and my pronouns are part of my identity, and they deserve respect. If you can't respect who I am, I am not interested in continuing this conversation with you.

CRAIG: This is literally why I hate fags. 

KYLE: Dude…

CRAIG: THE FAG IS POSTING UGLY ASS SELFIES ON MY BLOG!

CRAIG: TAINTING MY DAMN PAGE WITH HIS READING RAINBOW LITTLE WEE WEE!

CRAIG: BLUD LOOKS LIKE HE GOT A FUCKING GASTRIC BYPASS!

CRAIG: LIPOSUCTION HEADASS!!!

CRAIG: Guys I’m officially becoming demon-phobic.

CARTMAN: I'm genuinely taken aback by your racist remarks against demons. It's incredibly disrespectful and hurtful to demonkind, using them as a target for racism is not only absurd but also deeply insensitive. It's important to understand that such language perpetuates harmful stereotypes and can be hurtful to those who enjoy creative works involving demons. Please reconsider your words and think about the impact they can have on others.

CRAIG: Womp to the fucking womp.

CARTMAN: EXCUSE ME????

CRAIG: Don’t talk to me, I’m mewing rn.

KENNY: Lord have mercy.

KENNY: Please let my bitch of a sister fucking die.

KENNY: Dear god please. 

KENNY: If you love me, let me be an only child again.

TOLKIEN: Kenny what the fuck.

TOLKIEN: That’s your sister.

KENNY: And?

TOLKIEN: I doubt you’d actually let her die.

KENNY: Shit you right.

KENNY: She still owes me twenty dollars for that McDonalds I got her last week.

TOLKIEN: Okay, do you have anyone who can come get her outta there?

TOLKIEN: Not sure if it's a good idea to go out there with murderous, probably bloodthirsty demons running around.

KENNY: …

KENNY: …

KENNY: …

KENNY: …

KENNY: …

KENNY: …

KENNY: I know who to call.

SHITASS: snrrk nsnzznnzzzzzzzzzzz...,.

[  ♫ WE CAN GO GYATT FOR GYATT  ♫  ]

[  ♫ FUCK THAT, WE CAN GO RIZZ FOR RIZZ  ♫  ]

SHITASS: fhnfnhmmghfghg.

SHITASS: [yawn]

SHITASS: You’ve reached Captain Shitass, 

SHITASS: Unfortunately I cannot take your calls, but I’ll be available in the ‘morrow, no, before you ask, I don’t do balloons anymore.

SHITASS: Please leave a message after the be--

KENNY: Shut up, fecal failure, I’m not here to make you a birthday mascot. KENNY: We got some demon wranglin to do!

SHITASS: OH FUCKNUGGETS IS THE WAR COMIN???

KENNY: Don’t know, probably!

SHITASS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PROBABLY????

SHITASS: ARE WE GOIN’ TO WAR OR NOT?

KENNY: Look babycakes, it's hard to guess if a big storm’s comin, but we ain’t takin’ no damn chances. KENNY: Besides, Karen still owes me McDonalds money.

SHITASS: Oh, this is over Donnie’s? Fuck yeah, I’m in. 

KENNY: Wait, really?

SHITASS: Uh, yeah!

SHITASS: I don’t fuck around when it comes to McDonalds.

SHITASS: Mcdonald’s is an important necessity to the American economic system. 

KENNY: Oh thank god. KENNY: After this, can we kill her? KENNY: Like actually?

SHITASS: Uh, yeah.

SHITASS: She’s a fucking cunt and I hate her.

KENNY: THANK GOD.

SHITASS: You wanna do it or should I?

KENNY: Oh I’d be fine with either, long as she dies. KENNY: Gets her outta my hair and me back to being an only child.  KENNY: Afterward, my life will be nothing but bliss. 

SHITASS: Aight bet.

SHITASS: By the way, where the fuck are you?

SHITASS: Usually you come over to my place with a loaded gun, pointing at me and forcing me to do a jester jig like a common peasant. 

KENNY: Haha. KENNY: Funny story.

SHITASS: Oh good robot lord, are you hiding in a bush to throw corn at me?

SHITASS: You’re not gonna tase my balls and yell “dance, peasant dance”?

SHITASS: You did that the LAST time you said you had somethin’ funny to tell me

SHITASS: Then you covered me in worms and rat shit as I mourned over my now broken balls.

KENNY: Nononono shawty it’s actually sososo funny.

SHITASS:Y’know, I can’t have children anymore, right?

SHITASS: So I feel like im inclined to not fucking believe you.

KENNY: Nononono It’s ACTUALLY funny.

SHITASS: I swear on robot jesus if you tase my ASSHOLE I will rip off YOUR balls!

KENNY: WOAHHH BUDDY! LET ME TELL MY STORY NO NEED TO MAKE IT GAY.

SHITASS: Kenneth aren’t we boyfriends?

KENNY: SHUT UPPPPP, Okay, so like.  KENNY: You know ouija boards, right? KENNY: And weed?

SHITASS: Of course I know what fucking weed is.

SHITASS: We rolled blunts with used tissues in the Walmart dumpster last week.

SHITASS: Mine tasted like blood and boogers.

KENNY: Oh yeahhhh! KENNY: Anyways. KENNY: We all got REALLY high one night, KENNY: And we decided to talk to a buncha ghosts, cuz that's what you do when you’re blitzed, ya know? KENNY: Then, Craig continued talkin’ to em after we all dipped cuz we didn’t wanna, y’know, DIE. KENNY: So now we’re all targets cuz his ass decided follower counts are more important than life.

SHITASS: Of course he did.

SHITASS: What a fucking idiot.

KENNY: RIGHT????

SHITASS: They know about the prophecy? Or like, about us? 

KENNY: Pssh, nah.

SHITASS: Thank god, let's keep it that way.

SHITASS: Anyone else with her?

KENNY: Craig’s sister I think.

SHITASS: Ew, there’s more than one??

KENNY: Un-fucking-fortunately.

KENNY: Kill ‘em, dung disaster, I love you.

SHITASS: Love you too, miserable cunt.

SHITASS: Welp,

SHITASS: We’re all gonna die.

(Edits made by @pissblanket)

[feministsouthpark]

South Park Filler Guide - Season 3

Link for Season 1 Link for Season 2

I find the existence of filler guides quite amusing, since for some shows it makes sense (like Naruto), but for others (like Pokemon) it absolutely doesn't and they still exist. So here is an attempt to do an absolutely unnecessary one just for fun. 😅

The classifications are CANON (an episode with major storylines present), LORE (in which we get significant backstory or world building, but could be skippable)  and FILLER (completely skippable episodic storytelling, not connected to overarching story arcs)

PLS my analysis will have spoilers, if you're a first time viewer, just scroll to the bottom and read the list and only read full text if you are familiar with the content of the show already!

S3E1 Rainforest Shmainforest is LORE

It's a great episode for developing the characters to be written more consistent, which will be a general trend in this season compared to the last one, however Kelly disappearing after this episode really doesn't help this one cement itself in the long run, however Craig's small scene and character introduction gives some context why Eric considers him the baddest boy in school a few episodes later, but that isn't needed.

S3E2 Spontaneous Combustion is FILLER

Randy's early spotlight episode, it's fun and great, again, but nothing carries over from this one.

S3E3 The Succubus is FILLER

So Eric now has Kenny's eyes? Anyway, that conflict wasn't introduced until now, and any other conflict introduced here gets an instant resolution.

S3E4 Jakovasaurs is FILLER

It's a fine spotlight episode for Mayor McDaniels and a largely unimpressive episode for a lot of other reasons, that doesn't ever influence anything.

S3E5 Tweek vs. Craig is CANON

Of course this one is canon! We learn more about how Kenny is aware of his deaths, fan-favorite ship Richard Adler and Pam Brady is introduced and Eric Cartman learns sumo from a grand master which all will be important later! And also some background kids get into a conflict or something.

South Park the Movie 1: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is CANON

And not only is it canon, I hereby present you it in its true placement for anyone who didn't know when to watch it. Stan character development and romance with Saddam, more on Kenny and death, Sheila starts M.A.C., overall big events that will be influental to a lot of later episodes.

S3E6 Sexual Harrassment Panda is FILLER

Matt and Trey have no memory of making this episode. Neither do we have any memory of it minutes after watching it.

S3E7 Cat Orgy is CANON

Because of course, the Meteor Shower arc is a big thing, Shelley's boyfriend Skyler will go on to form a band called Lords of the Underworld. This one also explains where Shelley and Eric were while...

S3E8 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub is CANON

Stan had to befriend Butters. Also we learn of Dougie and that he is on friendly term with Butters. Pip is also here, but that one hardly helps this episode to count as canon, so I just won't mention it. Look, Kyle returns! We just need an explanation from where

S3E9 Jewbilee is CANON

he was. Also Kenny was there with him it seems. This one's super canon because of Moses of course. That's enough. And it also pairs up with Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub. TBH I could easily say these two are canon and Cat Orgy is but lore, but it's intended to be a trilogy and I respect that.

S3E10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery is FILLER

It's a strange episode with a Chewbacca ending. Kyle's grandma's body is here, but nothing else is consequential.

S3E11 Chinpokomon is LORE

While the plot of the episode itself doesn't leave much of an impact, the Chinpokomon franchise still exists within South Park. S3E12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics is FILLER

The Cotswolds' never reappear. Mark does in background roles. Butters gets a kiss that later gets retconned. I looove this episode, but this is a filler. S3E13 Starvin' Marvin in Space is FILLER

This is a sequel to one earlier episode and nothing else. (It's a good time though) S3E14 The Red Badge of Gayness is FILLER

The boys learn that the north won and slavery is now illegal. They have a bet which is also moot by the end. S3E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classic is FILLER

It doesn't seem fair to classify this one, since it's more of a company EP than an episode by design. S3E16 Are You There God? It's me Jesus is CANON

God appears in this one. We learn more on his relationship with Jesus. S3E17 World Wide Recorder Concert is LORE

Herbert's relationship with his father add to understanding his character.

SPOILER-FREE RUNDOWN

Again, CANON means you should watch it, FILLER means you can skip it, LORE is somewhere in-between, any episode with the LORE label will have an explanation that helps you decide if you should include it or not.

S3E1 Rainforest Shmainforest is LORE* S3E2 Spontaneous Combustion is FILLER S3E3 The Succubus is FILLER S3E4 Jakovasaurs is FILLER S3E5 Tweek vs. Craig is CANON South Park MOV 1: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is CANON S3E6 Sexual Harrassment Panda is FILLER S3E7 Cat Orgy is CANON S3E8 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub is CANON S3E9 Jewbilee is CANON S3E10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery is FILLER S3E11 Chinpokomon is LORE** S3E12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics is FILLER S3E13 Starvin' Marvin in Space is FILLER S3E14 The Red Badge of Gayness is FILLER S3E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classic is FILLER S3E16 Are You There God? It's me Jesus is CANON S3E17 World Wide Recorder Concert is LORE*** *If you want to see a scene of Craig Tucker to understand his status **If you want to know what Chinpokomon is, but it's pretty obviously a Pokemon parody every time it appears. ***If you want to know Herbert Garrison's complicated childhood traumas. CANON counter:

S1: 9 out of 13 S2: 3 out of 18 S3: 6 out of 17 Overall: 18 out of 48

[sweetnekoheart]

Hellpark: The Animated Series Season 1 Episode List

All Angels Go To Hell (First Episode/Pilot Episode, Just Like South Park's Episode, Cartman Gets An Anal Probe)

Pip The Demon

Halos And Horns

Class Not In Session

Snack Attacks

Deja Voodoo

Hard At Work Day

Gary

Heavely Poussession

Devilish Blood Bites

Gregory's Revengeful Powers

Demonic Rivaly

A Perfect Master Plan

Lost And Found

Floral Demons On The Rose Garden

A Dark And Stormy Night

The Cursed Ouija Board

The New Guy In Hell

A Call From The Underworld

The Late Night Party Mystery

Tweek's Family Reunion

Gregory And Estella's Great Rate Contest

The Ghost From The 7th Layer Of Hell

A Certain Coversation

The Midnight Horror Watch

Pip's Mysterious Backstory

Thomas The Scaredly Demon

The Demonic Murder Incident

The Troubled Demonic Imp Named Thomas

A Demonic Freaky Saturday Roadtrip

Heaven Or Hell?

The Crimson Demon Serial Killer

An Unnoticed Misunderstanding

Selfie Static

Truth Or Consequece

The Demon Hunt

Movie Night Disaster

[darkpeacemusic]

Creepypasta Headcanons: Theme Songs

Jeff the Killer - Numb by Linkin Park

Homicidal Liu - Never Too Late by Three Days Grace

Sully - I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters

Randy - Psycho by Hardy

Keith - Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots

Troy - Welcome to my Life by Simple Plan

Ben Drowned - Discord by The Living Tombstone

Jane the Killer - GRRRLS by AViVA

Mary Vaughn - Wrap Me In Plastic by Chromance

Masky - Hide 'n Seek by J-honny

Hoodie - Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

Toby - Freaks by Surf Curse

Kate the Chaser - Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez

Charlie Matheson Jr. - Thanks for The Memories by Panic at the Disco

CR - Nowhere to Run by Stegosaurus Rex

Lulling Lauren - Secret by The Pierces

Cat Hunter - Kill the Lights by Set It Off

Third Base - Little Swing by AronChupa

Rouge the Prowler - Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace

Wilson the Basher - Another Way Out by Hollywood Undead

Skully - Sleeping Powder by Gorillaz

Chris the Revenant - Where the Lonely Ones Roam by Digital Daggers

Slenderman - Come Little Children by Eurtan

Splendorman - Buttercup by Jack Stauber

Trenderman - Fashionably Late by Falling In Reverse

Tenderman - Death Bed by POWFU

Offenderman - Teeth by 5SOS

Zalgo - When You're Evil by Voltaire

Laughing Jack - Left Behind by DAGames

Eyeless Jack - Cannibal by Kesha

Doctor Smiley - Happy Pills by Weathers

Nurse Ann - Dark Horse by Christina Grimmie

Doctor Pain - Dr Sunshine is Dead by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

X-Virus - Drugs by Falling in Reverse

Dr. Locklear - God Syndrome by Madame Macabre

Lifeless Lucy - Cradles by Sub Urban

Lily Kennett - Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez

Sally Williams - Hide and Seek by Lizz Robinett

Sam Williams - Little Game by Benny

Lazari - Monster by Mia and Dia

Slendrina - Killing Butterflies by Lou Bliss

Nightmare Ally - Whisper by Evanescence

Vailly Evans - Control by Halsey

Lulu - Alice by Avril Lavigne

Nina the Killer - Pretty Little Psycho by Procelain Black

Kagekao - Aishite by Kikiuo

Clockwork - Lotta True Crime by Penelope Scott

Smile Dog - Lion by Hollywood Undead

Grinny Cat - Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace

The Seedeater - I Will Find You by Moikkz

Mr Widemouth - Cartman by SPBeams

Will Grossman - At The Huts of the Underworld by Korpiklaani

Laughing Jill - Carousel by Melanie Martinez

Jason the Toymaker - Hypnotic by Zella Day

Candy Pop - Balloon Animals by Madame Macabre

Candy Cane - Circus by Britney Spears

April Fools - Cirque by Sub Urban

Nathan the Nobody - A Match In Water by Pierce the Veil

The Puppeteer - Cigarette (duet) by Princess Chelsea

Emra - Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga

Zachary the Proxy - Hayloft II by Mother Mother

Sonic.exe - Monster by Skillet

Tails Doll - Can You Feel The Sunshine from Sonic R

Dark Link - Someone Must Get Hurt by She Wants Revenge

Herobrine - Andromeda by Dance With The Dead

Lost Silver - Game Over by Falling In Reverse

Glitchy Red - Haunted by Laura Les

Strangled Red - I Bet On Losing Dogs by Mitski

Oliver Henderson - Dumb Dumb by Mazie

Stripes - Limbo by Freddie Dredd

Rosie - Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

Scarecrow Girl - Rät by Penelope Scott

The Skroll - Sarcasm by Get Scared

The Rake - Night of the Hunter by 30 Seconds to Mars

BOB - Six Foot Deep by Creature Feature

Bloody Painter - Heathens by Twenty One Pilots

Judge Angels - Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift

Suicide Sadie - Goodbye to A World by Porter Robinson

Roadwalker - The Zombie Song by Stephanie Mabey

Zero - Everything Black by Unlike Pluto

Hobo Heart - My Demons by Starset

Dollmaker - Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton

Killing Kate - Not Nice by Megan the Stallion

Ted the Caver - Blood // Water by grandson

Frankie the Undead - Coming Back Down by Hollywood Undead

Evan - I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy

HABIT - Boogie Woogie Wu by Insane Clown Posse

Jeff Koval - Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell

Alex Kralie - Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People

Jessica Locke - No Surprises by Radiohead

Amy - If You Seek Amy by Britney Spears

Sarah - Sarah Smiles by Panic at the Disco

Seth - All I Wanted by Paramore

Screaming Dawn (oc) - I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

Queen Blackheart (oc) - Bring Me To Life by Evanescence

[south-park-polls]

South Park Song Tournament!

[also check out @votemattrey’s South Park 25th anniversary concert tournament on their blog!! <3]

I am aware the creators made an official song tournament, but i didn’t hear about it until after it was already over so I have decided to make one of my own!

This is very self-indulgent and there are a lot of south park songs to think of, especially if you include covers (which i have decided to do) so I am likely very biased in which songs i have chosen.

I have narrowed it down to 128 songs to start to give an easy number for a tournament, but if I haven’t included your favourite song feel free let me know in the notes, reblogs or tags and I will make sure to add it to the list.

Please don’t worry about whether requesting songs will interfere with the tournament numbers! I have plans to give second chances to the closest losers to ensure that there is never an odd number of songs going into the next round :)

The songs I have decided to put in the tournament are as follows:

South Park Theme Song

I'm Gonna Make Love to You, Woman - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Hot Lava - Volcano

Love Gravy - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Make Love, Even When I'm Dead - Pinkeye

The Lonely Jew on Christmas - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

Waitin' On a Woman - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Simultaneous - Summer Sucks

Chocolate Salty Balls - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Cheesy Poofs Theme Song - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Underpants Gnomes Work Song - Gnomes

Getting Gay With Kids - Rainforest Schmainforest

I Hate You Guys - Jakovasaurs

Sexual Harassment Panda - Sexual Harassment Panda

Shelly, Shelly - Cat Orgy

Turds! - Cat Orgy

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Carol of the Bells - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Christmas Medley - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

O Tannenbaum - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Christmas Time in Hell - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

I Saw Three Ships - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Merry Fucking Christmas - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

O Holy Night - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld - Timmy 2000

Fingerbang - Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Wendy's Audition Song - Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Third Grade Memories - Fourth Grade

The Prostitute Song - Fat Camp

Circle of Poo - A Very Crappy Christmas

Why Can't I Be Like All the Other Kids - Here Comes the Neighbourhood

It's Butters! - Butters' Very Own Episode

Montage - Asspen

Sea People and Me - The Simpsons Already Did It

The Ballad of Lemmiwinks - The Death Camp of Tolerance

My Future Self n Me - My Future Self n Me

Poo-Choo Train - Red Sleigh Down

Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song vs. Pro War Country Song - I'm a Little Bit Country

Make a Run for the Border - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Taco Flavoured Kisses - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Jesus Baby - Christian Rock Hard

Faith + 1 Album - Christian Rock Hard

Casa Bonita - Casa Bonita

Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet - All About Mormon

Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey Day - Butt Out

Follow the Only Road - It's Christmas in Canada

French Canada - It's Christmas in Canada

Let's Fighting Love - Good Times with Weapons

My Robot Friend - AWESOM-O

My Wishing Tree - The Jeffersons

The Future Begins With You and Me - Goobacks

Vote or Die! - Douche and Turd

I've Got Some Apples - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Christmas Time is Once a Year - Woodland Critter Christmas

Make It Right - The Death of Eric Cartman

Love Lost Long Ago - Follow That Egg!

We Can Live Together - Ginger Kids

Trapped in the Closet - Trapped in the Closet

Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already - Smug Alert!

Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World? - Tsst

Dawg's Crew Theme Song - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Hippitus Hoppitus - Fantastic Easter Special

California Loves the Homeless - Night of the Living Homeless

I've Got a Golden Ticket - Le Petit Tourette

Imagination Song - Imaginationland

Canada on Strike - Canada on Strike

My Internet Done Up and Went Away - Over Logging

Super Fun Time - Super Fun Time

You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do - Elementary School Musical

Burn Down Hot Topic - The Ungroundable

I've Got a Ring on My Finger - The Ring

Queef Free - Eat, Pray, Queef

Gay Fish - Fishsticks

Somalian Pirates We - Fatbeard

Poker Face - Whale Whores

Minorities at my Water Park - Pee

Lake Tardicaca Hula Gal - Crippled Summer

You and Cthulhu - Mysterion Rises

Cafeteria Fraiche - Crème Fraiche

Vunter Slaush Kapushkuh - Crack Baby Athletic Association

Work Mexican Work - The Last of the Meheecans

Lemmiwinks vs Wikileaks - Bass to Mouth

Put That Heart to Work - Broadway Bro Down

Out of My Shell - Broadway Bro Down

I'm Not the Poorest Kid in School - The Poor Kid

The Jewelry Polka - Cash For Gold

Make Bullying Kill Itself - Butterballs

Jackin' it in San Diego - Butterballs

I Swear - Cartman Finds Love

The Ballad of James Cameron - Raising the Bar

It's a Beautiful Day - World War Zimmerman

A Chorus of Wieners - A Song of Ass and Fire

Princess Kenny Theme - A Song of Ass and Fire

My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit - The Hobbit

Push (Feeling Good on a Wednesday) - The Cissy

The Tale of Craig's Mom's Bush - The Magic Bush

PC Chant - Stunning and Brave

Where Has My Country Gone - Where My Country Gone

The Yelper Special (Boogers and Cum) - You're Not Yelping

In My Safe Space - Safe Space

The Ballad of Tweek and Craig - Tweek x Craig

Let's Come Together As a School - Douche and a Danish

Give Life A Try - Put It Down

Put It Down - Put It Down

They Got Me Locked Up In Here - Hummels & Heroin

Barbershop Quartet - Hummels & Heroin

A Witch Pursuit Thing - Sons A Witches

Faith In Christ - A Boy And A Priest

Unfulfilled - Unfulfilled

Colorado Town - Bike Parade

Go Strong Woman, Go - Board Girls

I Love You Social Distancing - The Pandemic Special

Mountain Town - South Park: Biggger, Longer & Uncut

Uncle Fucka - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

It's Easy Mmkay - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

What Would Brian Boitano Do - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Up There - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

La Resistance - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

I Can Change - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

I'm Super - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Mountain Town (Reprise) - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

We Are Living in the Future - South Park: Post Covid: The Return of Covid

We Missed You Randy - South Park: The Streaming Wars

I Got Cred, Bitches - South Park (Not Suitable For Children)

Hope you all enjoy the tournament and may the best south park song win!

[tulip-tune-gay-edition]

They should have brought into Mysterion’s episodes that Cartman remembers when Kenny dies

Like in the episode where he buys the amusement park, he talks about how Kenny dies all the time. (there’s probably other times I don’t remember)

Maybe after Kenny escaped the underworld or whatever Cartman could have said something, idk

🤷🤷

[littlewriter19]

South Park- Phil Collins

[radishly]

Got bored and decided that it was the perfect time to start my South Park Camp Half-Blood AU

(I’m going to conveniently forget that all children of Athena have blonde hair and grey eyes for this!) Stan Marsh; Son of Aphrodite 

I was originally stuck between Apollo, Hecate, and Aphrodite for him, but ended up settling of Aphrodite, because idk he just seems like a romantic to me, he always cared about his relationship with Wendy, and it just made sense to me idk

(Aphrodite is the goddess of love, lust, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation)

Kyle Broflovski; Son of Athena

This one is easier to explain, Kyle is shown time and time again to be the smartest and most logical of the main four boys, so it was only right for him to be a son of the goddess of wisdom

(Athena is the goddess of wisdom, handicraft, and warfare)

Kenny McCormick; Son of Hades

“Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” is probably what Hades says every time he has to bring his son back to life. Hades is the god of the underworld, Kenny dies a lot, perfect father son relationship

(Hades is the god of the dead and the underworld. King of the Underworld)

Eric Cartman; Son of Ares

Eric is an asshole, he’s probably even seen as an asshole among the other Ares kids. I bet you he’s Ares’ favorite tho

(Ares is the god of courage and war)

Leopold “Butters” Stotch; Son of Persephone

I just thought it would be cute tbh, plus I think it matches his personality

(Persephone is the goddess of spring, life, death, grain, and destruction. She is also the Queen of the Underworld)

Craig Tucker; Son of Hecate

Space makes me think of magic and Craig is a space nerd, plus I think he just totally wouldn’t give a fuck that he has such a badass mom

(Hecate is the goddess of boundaries, crossroads, witchcraft, and ghosts)

Tweek Tweak; Son of Demeter

Tweek sitting in a wheat field cause yes. Also I like to think that Demeter has a rather calm personality and Tweek is just the opposite of that lol

(Demeter is the goddess of harvest, agriculture, fertility, an sacred law)

Clyde Donovan; Son of Hermes

I couldn’t really come up with one for Clyde, but Hermes covers so much stuff that I just felt that it fit. Also Clyde definitely takes after the Stolls

(Hermes is the god of boundaries, roads, travelers, thieves, athletes, shepherds, commerce, speed, cunning, wit, and sleep)

Token Black; Son of Pontus

I wanna see Token controlling water like a badass, but I didn’t wanna give him Poseidon cause it felt too basic

(Pontus is the primordial god of the sea)

Jimmy Valmer; Son of Agon 

This is purely because of the episode where he uses steroids for the special olympics, mans is wild

(Agon is the spirit of conflict, struggle, or contest)

Scott Malkinson; Son of Philotes

Cause the way he acted towards Sophie in Basic Cable gave me that vibe

(Philotes is the goddess of affection, friendship, and sex)

Bebe Stevens; Daughter of Aphrodite

She’s pretty and perfect, also she’d have to be Stan’s half sister lol

(Aphrodite is the goddess of love, lust, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation)

Wendy Testaburger; Daughter of Athena

She’s just that smart, plus she’d be Kyle’s half sister lmao

(Athena is the goddess of wisdom, handicraft, and warfare)

Sophie Grey; Daughter of Nike

I really don’t have an explanation for this one, I’m sorry

(Nike is the goddess of victory)

Red McArthur; Daughter of Enyo

Red just seems confrontational, but I didn’t wanna give her Ares

(Enyo is the goddess of war)

Heidi Turner; Daughter of Eleos

Heidi must’ve had some heart of pure fucking gold to put up with Cartman

(Eleos is the spirit of pity, mercy, clemency, and compassion)

Nichole Daniels; Daughter of Hebe

I just felt like it fit cause Nichole is beautiful

(Hebe is the goddess of youth)

(can you tell I ship Bunny by who I gave Butters and Kenny???)

[kymanweek]

WELCOME BACK TO OUR THIRD ANNUAL EDITION OF    KYMAN WEEK!

Kyman week is an appreciation event for every kyman shipper out there that takes place between 1st to 7th of July.

Previously we had in this event 7 prompts — one for each day, but this edition will be very special because we’re having 13 prompts for the entire week! That means 2 prompts to choose between per day! Those two prompts are based in two running themes alongside the other: Alternative Universes and Fanfic Tropes. They aren’t obligatory to use together as they are independent prompts, but if you want to combine them please feel free to do so!

The shippers can create any form of fanwork based on their interpretation of the prompts, it can be edits, fanfic, cosplay, fanart… anything! Creativity is the key!

The intent is to share your love for the ship and to have fun of course, even the fans who don’t participate will be able to enjoy the new content, everybody wins (˘⌣˘ ) ♡

The works will be reblogged on this blog for each one of the days and at the end everyone that did something will be on a thank you post linking to their blogs with special attention to the ones that did something for all of the days! We also have a special gift for those who complete all the days.

To participate you just have to post your work with the theme of the corresponding day and mention this blog or use the #kymanweek tag so it’s easy to find it.

Here are the descriptions of the prompts, under the read more cut.

Day 1: High School AU / Token’s Party

The boys are getting older and are now in high school! What kind of adventures will they get into there?

  OR

It’s time to attend one of Token’s amazing house parties! Will Cartman and Kyle enjoy their night or will things get out of hand?

Day 2: Adult Life / Sharing the Bed

Inevitably, the boys enter adulthood. But what becomes of Cartman and Kyle's relationship now? Will they succeed in life or crumble under the pressure of adulthood?

  OR

It’s a cliche as old as time; what if Cartman and Kyle had to share the same bed? How did they get there, and what does this lead to?

Day 3: Office AU / Locked in a Closet

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Kyle and Cartman have somehow ended up in the same office. Is this a recipe for disaster, or could them working together lead to something extraordinary?

  OR

The two enemies are inside one locked closet. You decide their outcome.

Day 4: Mafia AU / Secret Dating

Fancy costumes, dirty money, revenge and gang fights - the criminal underworld is a far cry from the mountain town we’re familiar with. What awaits Cartman and Kyle in this murky, shady business? Will they be sworn enemies or unexpected allies?

  OR

Cartman and Kyle are finally in a relationship! There’s one major problem though - it’s anything but official. How did they end up in this mess to begin with?

Day 5: Fantasy AU / Soulmates

Abnormal things happen in South Park all the time. However, a world where magic and the supernatural is commonplace is a whole other problem! What destiny awaits the two boys there?

  OR

Cartman and Kyle are meant for each other - they just don’t know about it yet. But when are they going to realize it, and what happens after that?

Day 6: Apocalypse AU / First Kiss

As the end of the world draws near, the boys find themselves in an urgent situation of life and death. Will this finally make them cooperate or is their rivalry going to ruin their only chance of survival?

  OR

At last, Kyle and Cartman share their first kiss. How did this happen?! Give us your representation of the moment!

Day 7: Free Day

It’s the final day of the week! Was there something you felt like you couldn’t include in the prompts you wanted to do? Now is the time to show it.

__________

Organizers:

@jmgirl100

@ssoletluna

@l-l-loser

@fandomdise

For any questions the ask box is always open!  ♡

[underworld-park-offical]

TOLKIEN: Zzzzzzzzrzrzrzrrzzzz

TOLKIEN: Zzazzazazezezezezezrzrzzrrzrrr

PHONE: ♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRL ♪

PHONE: ♪ IN THE BARBIE WORLD ♪

PHONE: ♪ LIFE IN PLASTIC ♪

PHONE: ♪ IT'S FANTASTIC ♪

TOLKIEN: Huhhheheehdbfd…

TOLKIEN: Huh

TOLKIEN: What

TOLKIEN: What the fuck?

TOLKIEN: Why is my phone going off?

TOLKIEN: Are the fucking queers calling me again?

TOLKIEN: Eeeeyup its them

TOLKIEN: What

GARY: Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend cuz she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad, well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. That sounds really cool. But you know what else is cool? The new 2020 Ford F-150, winner of 10 J.D. power awards. Perfect for hauling big things and going long distances. But you want to go offroad? Try the new Raptor Edition, which cannot just go offroad, it is perfect for going extreme off-roading. You can go rock climbing or across a desert, really quickly. It is also good for the great American thing - BBQs! In fact, you can haul MORE than one oven! That's pretty cool, huh? So hurry, and buy the new 2020 Ford F-150, now for sale at your local Ford dealership. RED: Wgat RED: Stop RED: Stop speaking BEBE: Girl get the tape from the backseat RED: Already on it NICHOLE: Heyyyy Tolkien NICHOLE: Did I wake you?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: No..

NICHOLE: Oh NICHOLE: That’s  NICHOLE: That's good

TOLKIEN: What's going on

NICHOLE: So uhm NICHOLE: Ahahaha NICHOLE: Funny story

TOLKIEN: Nichole what did you do??

TOLKIEN: Did you fuckin

TOLKIEN: Commit fraud?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: Again?

NICHOLE: What NICHOLE: No NICHOLE: Of course not NICHOLE: I am a law abiding citizen NICHOLE: Except for when it comes to the Barbie Movies

TOLKIEN: Okay? We’ve all  pirated a Barbie Movie

TOLKIEN: What makes you special?

TOLKIEN: If it's not fraud or piracy what did you even do

NICHOLE: There’s a sentient advertisement in our Porsche now

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: Excuse me?

NICHOLE: Yeah uh NICHOLE: We saw Gary NICHOLE: Or G-4R-Y if you wanna use his actual name? NICHOLE: Fuck I don't know anymore NICHOLE: He was walking in the cold for some reason? NICHOLE: And you know how he only speaks in ads?

TOLKIEN: We all do

BEBE: Wait BITCH do you think we could reprogram him to be like

BEBE: An ALEXA???

GARY: Need some music for that impromptu dance off? Ask Alexa to play songs or playlists from Prime Music and Spotify so you're always ready to show off your sweet moves-if that's what you call them ;) "Amazon Echo: Alec Baldwin and Missy Elliott Dance Party Commercial" via @popisms :https://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/126873/Amazon-Echo-Commercial-2016 GARY: I really don't want you to see me like this. You need some entrance music. Alexa, play Alex dance playlist. Playing Alex playlist. That's dance music? Alexa, play Pep Rally by Missy Elliott. Really? Perfect! I got a little something for you. It's beautiful. Does this mean I'm gonna be in your next video? Let me see what you got. (Lyrics) Anything you want me to (Lyrics) Pep rally, pep rally, pep rally Oh, this a pep rally Pep rally, pep rally, pep rally Bounce, biggity bounce, biggity-biggity bounce, bounce Where my clappers that stomp? Now rock with it Bounce, biggity bounce, biggity-biggity bounce via @popisms : https://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/126873/Amazon-Echo-Commercial-2016 GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises! RED: I mean RED: I’ll become a mechanic if it gets him to stfu 💀💀💀 WENDY: No- RED- NO PUT THE WRENCH DOWN! RED: FUCK YOU GARY: The future. You used to chase it. Now you’re living in it. The Wavefront is an all-electric automobile that propels driving into a new era. With sleek, aerodynamic design, and ultrasonic sensors that prevent collisions, there’s no more getting left behind. Life’s short. Drive fast.  GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises! RED: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WENDY: RED!! NO!! BEBE: GIRLY POPS AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU BEBE: I'M GONNA HIT A DEER IF YOU ALL DONT HUSH RED: WENDY LET ME GO I'M GONNA KILL HIM WENDY: WE ARE NOT KILLING THE AD NICHOLE: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ON THE PHONE BEBE: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M DRIVING!!!! RED: CAN I THROW HIM OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR??!?!?!?!?!? WENDY AND NICHOLE: NO!!! NICHOLE: Tolkien I'm gonna have to let you go NICHOLE: We might die- NICHOLE: RED PUT DOWN THE WRENCH YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE! RED: THAT'S THE GOAL!! GARY: As a parent, I want to know that my kids are safe wherever they are. That includes riding in the car. With the new Carpool Optic from Solar I can breathe easy knowing my kids will arrive where they need to safely – whether I am the driver or not. RED: AUGHHHH!!!!!! NICHOLE: I’m hanging up now NICHOLE: MMMMMMMMMOKAYBYE

TOLKIEN: Bye?

(Beep Beep Beep)

TOLKIEN: Jesus christ

TOLKIEN: (Yawn)

TOLKIEN: Man

KENNY: Hey

TOLKIEN: Ah!

TOLKIEN: Oh my god I got jumpscared by a fucking queer!

KENNY: Oh hardy har har har

KENNY: You got games on yo phone?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: What

KENNY: Do you got games

KENNY: On yo phone

TOLKIEN: I mean like

TOLKIEN: I got like

TOLKIEN: Subway surfers??

TOLKIEN: If

TOLKIEN: If that works???

TOLKIEN: Uh

TOLKIEN: Ok?????

TOLKIEN: Here

KENNY: Thanks

KENNY: Oh yeah, can I call my sister while I play subway surfers?

KENNY: I gotta make sure she’s not

KENNY: Yknow

KENNY: Fuckin’ dead

TOLKIEN: No you’re gonna kill my damn battery

TOLKIEN: Just call your sister you dont need to play fucking subway surfers

KENNY: Fine

KENNY: Killjoy

TOLKIEN: Ugh

KAREN: I can't believe McDonald's served me that lukewarm fucking patty 

KAREN: And then had the AUDACITY to tell me KAREN: That it gets cold over time!?!?

KAREN: I think they just undercooked it ON PURPOSE to make ME look like an idiot

TRICIA: Damn, that's crazy

(🎵 KAREN METAL 🎵 )

KAREN: OH MY GOD

KAREN: WHO'S CALLING ME AT EXACTLY 1:59 IN THE MORNING?!?!?

TRICIA: Bro just say 2 AM 💀

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: I can’t believe I just said that out loud

KAREN: WHAT?!?!?

KENNY: Hi

KAREN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?!?!?

KAREN: DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE IT IS?!?!?!

KAREN: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

KENNY: Sis it's me

KAREN: UGHHHHH

KAREN: You missed your nail appointment

KENNY: Shiiiit that was today?

KAREN: You still owe me the money for it

KENNY: … KENNY: Karen, we don't have money, we’re poor

KAREN: Get a job

KENNY: …I do have a job

KAREN: Okay so then you have money?

KENNY: No

KAREN: That doesn't make sense

KENNY: Anyways- KENNY: You alive?

KAREN: Clearly

KENNY: Okay cool KENNY: So uh KENNY: There's demons around, I hope they find you and kill you and you die bye

KAREN: …What?

KAREN: Tricia do you know what the fuck he’s talking about?

TRICIA: No

TRICIA: Also stop calling on speakerphone

TRICIA: You remind me of my brother (derogatorily) 

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT!?!??!

TRICIA: UGHHH

TRICIA: I’m gonna go yell at my brother by cursing me into the influencer gene pool

TRICIA: You wanna come?

KAREN: If I get to yell at someone, of course

TRICIA: Be-

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: I'm not even gonna say that 

CRAIG: Who the fuck where you talking to

CRAIG: I feel like they were talking shit smh my head

KENNY: Oh just my bitch sister and your bitch sister

KENNY: Told her she was gonna die soon

CRAIG: LMAOOOO I’m dead 💀💀💀

KENNY: Lol it was funny she was so mad

TOLKIEN: I swear to god you guys are the same person sometimes

CRAIG: Smh my head no literally untrue

KENNY: Common Tolkien L

TOLKIEN: I want you both dead

CRAIG: …

KENNY: …

TRICIA: Okay where tf is blud

TRICIA: I'm gonna kill his ass

KAREN: Ugh

KAREN: He probably set up Kenny to fucking prank us

KAREN: Going to yell at them both when we find them

TRICIA: For real

TRICIA: Smh my fucking head

TRICIA: OH MY GOD CAN I STOP DOING THAT!?!?

KAREN: There's his door

KAREN: Should I kick it down?

TRICIA: No he will literally kill me

TRICIA: Instead we’re gonna go in his room

TRICIA: Steal all his shit

TRICIA: And fucking burn it

KAREN: Ohh yay! Property damage! My favorite!

TRICIA: Shhh shhh shhhh

TRICIA: Stfu

TRICIA: He’ll hear us

KAREN: No

KAREN: You're not the boss of me

TRICIA: Okay

TRICIA: On three

TRICIA: One- Two-

KAREN: THREE

KAREN: Ew it's so dark in here

KAREN: It smells like fucking Ccool Ranch Doritos in here

TRICIA: Shut the fuck up

TRICIA: He’s gonna hear you

TRICIA: I know where he keeps his Supreme hoodies

TRICIA: HOOOOOLY SHIT IS THAT A DEAD BODY!??!?!?!?

KAREN: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

KAREN: WE ARE GONNA DIE

KAREN: GET THE MANAGER!!

TRICIA: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE KILLER COULD STILL BE HERE YOU QUEERMO

GREGORY AND ESTELLA: Shhhhh he eepy

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

KAREN AND TRICIA: AAAAAAAAAAA-

TRICIA: Okay

TRICIA: HAILLLL NAWHHHHH

KAREN: I’m calling the police

TRICIA: That is the smartest thing you could ever do

KAREN: Hello? 911?

KAREN: Hi yeah, there's some queers in our house

KAREN: Please come

KAREN: Bye

(Edits made by @pissblanket and @cattpup5)

[shin-holly]

Reaper! AU headcannons

Cartman (the reaper, or god of death or whatever)

His cruel and childish temperament come from years and years of isolation. Since everything he touches dies, the people of the underworld tend to stay away from him. The only real contact he gets with people is when he's about to take their souls away, and that's never usually positive

Gloves can block his powers for some reason, and that's the only way he can touch other people. It was Kyle who helped him find this out

Speaking of Kyle, the only reason the two met while Kyle was still alive was because Cartman was too damn impatient to nab another soul.

He's easily bribed by food, especially KFC. This keeps Kyle alive.

Cartman's proud of the job he does. It's the job he's been stuck with for years, so why knock it.

Cartman can't change forms, so he'll stay looking like an 18 year old forever. It's kind of sad when you think about how Kyle will grow up even when he won't.

Cartman's powers include the touch of death, flight (or hovering), manipulation of space (he can hide just about anything in his sleeves and pockets) and invisibility.

Kyle (The poor unsuspecting human who didn't sign up for this shit)

Kyle is set up to be killed by an 'unforeseen circumstance'

He's a student who lives in his own flat right outside South Park

He has chunks of his memory missing and can't remember much of his childhood. This is because of a tragic incident that caused him to unconsciously suppress the memories.

A calm motherfucker who can look death himself in the eye and tell him to fuck off (after being promised his life will be speared.)

He treats Cartman like an annoying friend or younger brother at first, since all Cartman likes to do is loiter about and teasingly threaten him, but learns to like Cartman and eventually becomes closer to him.

Stan

Kyle's appointed guardian angel.

Seems to have some sort of past with Kyle, and has a crush on him.

He remembers Cartman from when he died, but it appears that Cartman has forgotten, or stopped caring.

Treats Cartman as the enemy and is constantly trying to get rid of him, worried that Cartman might change his mind and kill Kyle

He's a serious kind of guy, but is also pretty compassionate.

Outside being Kyle's guardian angel, he tries to do his best for all humans, even if they can't see him.

Stan's abilities are flight, healing, telepathy, and invisibility

Kenny

Another angel, but he's too laid back to be much use, he's basically Stan's wingman! Ayyyy!

Also seems to have a past with Kyle, but doesn't seem too intent on having the redhead remember.

Kenny can actually change back and forth from being an angel and being human.

Eventually he falls for a human, just like Cartman (I'll leave figuring that out to your imagination!)

He's good friends with Kyle and Stan, and seems to be one of the only angels that gets on well with Cartman

Still the perv we know and love.

Other than his ability to change between species, he has the same abilities as Stan

What do y'all think so far? I'm trying to come up with a plot! :)

[codarpy]

South Park 21x05

•Spooky Halloween Episode!

•Fuck off Gerald

•Isn’t “I Want Candy” from that Easter movie though?

•No joke, I totally wanna go to Randy’s party

•Eric calling Heidi “sweetheart”

•OMG Heidi’s adorable!

•Fucking Gerald...

•Oh Jesus I forgot about Heidi’s super jacked up dad...

•This is the best thing I’ve seen coming out of these men..

•Don’t fuck up the mood, random guy, by adding witchcraft.

•Of course it’s from Salem

•You all fucking already know the fucking devil! He was in a gay relationship with Sadam Hussein

•Aaand here goes the magic...

•Watching all these people burn really gets me into the Halloween spirit. I’m being totally serious.

•I want there to be at least 1 IT reference... just because.

•Kidnapped some children, that’s enough of a reference for me. I’m good.

•I love how, overall, Sharon was very nonchalant about the fact a man blew people up.

•Eric’s Kubrick Stare!

•Children going to fuck up the monster.

•Nods to Salem Witch Trial

•We all know Cartman is talking about Heidi

•I typed that way too fast...

•Kyle defending Heidi!

•Witch hunts... this whole episode is about witch hunts on multiple platforms...

•Fucking Gerald...

•Is this episode also an allude to clowns not getting good work because Pennywise has scared people into thinking clowns steal children... or am I looking too much into this?

•Randy is me, but on another note, who is asking for these Randy episodes?

•Eric’s gonna fucking obliterate her... please stall him Heidi.

•Goddamn Mr. Garrison... I can’t decide whether I love or hate him.

•Everyone shitting on Chip Duncan

•This is not the lowest of Cartman. He killed someone’s parents and fed them to their son, he raised Cthulhu from the underworld. I love Heidi and the situation is awful, but this is not the lowest Cartman has ever sank.

•Detective Yates talking directly to the audience about victim shaming!

•Witch hunts. They’re Called dicing Witch hunts for gods sake! What can tv not say that?

•Those are straight up Deadlights don’t even try to tell me any different.

•Fuck it up Garrison!

•These episodes always go by so fast.

[galactic-tragedy]

One of the South Park Ship kids

The idea of ship kids seem to be popular all of a sudden. Why don’t I introduce my Creek ship kid to ya all.

Luna Tucker:

Age: 10

Gender: Cis female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Partner: Bunny McCormick

Parents: Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker

Sibling(s): Unknown

Friends: Bunny McCormick, Tessa Black, Erin Cartman, Pandora Marsh, Benji Testaburger, Damon Thorn, Nathan Daniels, and Kimmy Valmer

Birthday: October 9

Nickname(s): Lu, Other nicknames are currently unknown

Appearance: Short blonde hair dyed black at the tips. Wearing Craig's old peruvian hat along with a blue and green letterman jacket. Ripped black jeans with black combat boots. Pale skin littered with a few freckles, a button nose, and light blue eyes.

Personality: Usually hides her emotions when she first meets someone, keeps up the whole 'I don't care' act, will probably break down in front of you one day. Can get annoyed extremely quick depending on who you are.

Religion: Atheist, possibly pagan

Alias: Lunar Eclipse (The Fractured But Whole), Rogue Thief Star (Stick of Truth)

Enemies: Teachers.

Likes: Guinea pigs, birds, animals in general, being alone (sometimes), finding some way to cause trouble.

Dislikes: School, teachers, getting in trouble over the stupidest things.

Music Playlist:

Outrunning Karma - Alec Benjamin

Wires - The Neighborhood

Everybody Gets High - MISSIO

Runaway (U & I) - Galantis

Sober Up - AJR

Background info:

Luna is never really a great child. She's learned how to get on her parents' nerves along with how to get out of trouble. It's honestly hilarious watching her try to get out of trouble with her dads, since by now they know all her tricks. Luna takes after Craig when it comes to her emotions, hiding them away from people. Though, at times she will break down and let them take over which is usually at home when Tweek is home. Ranting about things to him helps her a lot when it comes to that. She used to smoke occasionally, until Bunny showed her how she can sneak out to smoke. She does sneak out with her girlfriend to smoke and watch the stars. Tessa told her parents. It is unknown if she's actually grounded or not, since Tweek and Craig haven't explicitly said she is. Teachers at school usually say she's just like her father (Craig) when he was in school. The blonde often gets into fights with other students, resulting in either her only reasonable friend, a teacher, or even Bunny having to step in to stop the fight. Anyways, even if Luna is a trouble child she's learned a lot of things and tries to better herself for anyone who knows her.

Older Design:

Newest Design (SP Avatar Maker):

Rogue Thief Star:

Age: 10

Race: Drow Elf

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Class: Barbarian Thief

Parents: Barbarian Tweek and Feldspar the Thief

Allies: Unknown

Kingdom: She's a rogue, she isn't loyal to anyone.

Status: Unknown

Appearance: Short blonde hair dyed black at the tips, pale skin littered with a few freckles, a button nose, and light blue eyes. Wearing Craig's old feldspar cape along with a sort of binding around her chest, jeans, and boots. Black stripes inspired by Tweek's character are painted on her body.

Personality: Calm most of the time, doesn't exactly care about certain things, doesn't trust easily.

Religion: Pagan

Alias: Luna Tucker

Enemies: Unknown

Playlist:

Rocket Ships - Cavetown

Just Hold On - Louis Tomlinson, Steve Aoki

Don't You Dare Forget the Sun - Get Scared

Shelter - Porter Robinson

Sick Boy - The Chainsmokers

Background info:

Rogue Thief Star was exiled from Kupa Keep once they found out she was a Drow Elf. How did she hide it, you may ask? Well, when this little thief was born with human like ears. As she grew up, however, her ears started forming into an elven like shape. The Wizard Queen had called for her exile, her own parents unable to join her. Now, she is roaming the Forest of the Underworld looking for a fight. The king of the forest had invited her to join him, but she declined wanting to live in the world alone. Who knows what kinds of trouble she could get into.

(Picture will be added as soon as it’s done.)

Lunar Eclipse:

Age: Personal info can't be distributed!

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bi

Class: Elementalist/Brutalist

Parents: Wonder Tweek and Super Craig

Team: The Rulers of the Night

Kryptonite: Adults

Appearance: Wears a black cloak with hood over her head, a mask that covers half her face (eyes), black leggings, black boots. There's glitter that looks like stars near the bottom of the cloak, she thought it was a great idea at the time.

Personality: Self-esteem is probably too high, she's brave when it comes to being Lunar Eclipse

Religion: Pagan

Alias: Luna Tucker

Enemies: Freedom Pals, Coon and Friends

Playlist:

Partners in Crime - Set it Off

Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons

The Nights - AVICII

The Devil Within - Digital Daggers

Entropy - Sim Gretina Remix

Background info:

Lunar Eclipse is the villainous persona of Luna Tucker. She had turned to a life of crime once she realized that if she wanted to take things a little too far, she had to keep her real identity a secret. She recruited her friends and they formed the team of villains called The Rulers of the Night. After a few weeks or so of the team of villains going around doing crimes, both The Freedom Pals and Coon and Friends had finally caught on. They've been trying to stop them, but to no avail.

(Picture will be added as soon as it’s finished.)

[southparkhighrpg]

Damien Thorne - Accepted

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1. Mun information

Preferred Name: Apollo

Age: 26

Pronouns: he/him

Timezone: Central US

Activity Level(Scale 1-10): 6-7

Discord:

Password: Ericccc Cartman isss a fatass.

2. Muse Information

Muse’s name: Damien Thorn.

Age: 17

Birthday: He doesn’t know his exact birthdate, but usually celebrates it in December or July. When he celebrates it in December, he does so to annoy others who are trying to get into the winter holidays spirit, to have to share the month with the birth of the son of Satan himself.

Height: 6’2”

Sexuality: Bisexual/Biromantic

Gender/Pronouns: he/him.

3. Personality (two paragraph)

As a child, Damien was known for his brash behavior; cynical and with a chip on his shoulder already, he was, at the end of the day, horribly jealous of the other kids in the class: they got to -be- kids as far as he could tell from the outside. In the rare occasion that his father, Satan himself, allowed Damien to go up to Earth, he would always limit his only son’s travels to South Park: a small mountain town that was just strange enough that Satan felt like Damien wouldn’t stick out too much, just as long as he kept a handle on his temper.

Sixth grade was the first time that Damien was allowed to attend nearly every day of school on Earth, unlike before when he was usually homeschooled by a different group of poor souls each day, these souls were hand picked by his father.

Now, at seventeen, Damien is very much still the temperamental boy he once was, but, to the relief of his father’s subjects and all around him, also a whole lot more mature and careful.

The biggest surprise of all, though, was that the time on Earth had, slowly, throughout the past couple of years, broadened his sense of compassion for others and, at times, himself. Working at an animal sanctuary on and off since he was fifteen had a lot to do with it. Damien is still learning to detect social cues to the best of his ability, but, at the end of the day, prefers to be alone.

Quick witted with a dark sense of humor, the chip on his shoulder hasn’t faded much at all, in fact, in some ways, it’s gotten deeper- he’s not a stranger to picking fights, no matter how petty-, but he’s learning, slowly but noticeably to some, what it means to be a friend…. sometimes.

4. Appearance (two paragraph)

When Damien was first born, his hair was the color of wheat; a neutral blond, but, after being mistaken as a cherub being allowed a once in a lifetime visit to Hell, what with the natural curl he had at the time, Satan used his unlimited powers while in his Lair and Damien’s hair after that forever grew in as near the darkest shade of black;when this did nothing at all to change the public’s perception of the infant with the rosy cheeks, Satan had made the points of Damien’s ears more prominent and made it so that the little horns atop baby Damien’s head poked out from his head of curls (curls that have since straightened out to slight waves). As an infant, when he was closing his eyes, sleeping, Satan’s subjects  couldn’t see that his eyes weren’t always a warm brown as a cherub’s might be: sometimes they flickered red and violet, like little stars. Damien’s eyes still do this, but more so in the light, leading him to wear sunglasses while outdoors, and, sometimes, tinted glasses at school, when around people who may raise questions: when they did ask, it paid to be seen as Alternative, he could play it off as wearing some sort of unheard of high tech contact lenses.

Now, at seventeen, Damien usually keeps his hair long: sometimes down, sometimes pulled back into a bun or ponytail. He is able to will his horns to disappear while in public, because even the son of Satan himself doesn’t exactly want to embarrass himself in public and have everyone think he’s wearing some sort of Halloween headpiece all year round. While he usually wears little to no makeup at all, sometimes he will pack on the eyeliner and black or brown eyeshadow. Nude, jet black, or deep red lipsticks, too, but very rarely.

Style wise, Damien loves to add historical twists to his outfits, little nods to the 17th and 18th centuries in particular, but usually ends up in black jeans, black chunky boots or dress shoes, and some kind of stylish t-shirt or baggy hoodie. Damien’s ears are pierced three times on the left, and twice on the right. One of his ears are noticeably pointed, while the other has an indent right under the tallest part of the point (a scar he got from a fight with a hellhound at the age of fifteen).

7. Name at least 5 headcanons

-Damien had been kept at the age of ten for hundreds of years, both mentally and visually; Satan wanted to protect Damien from everything that went on outside of the gates of Hell, where he wouldn’t have complete control and influence, until, one day, Damien had convinced him to allow him just one day outside. Damien was then, eventually, allowed to age along with his peers. Eternally ten year old Damien had expected growing up to be a lot easier than it would turn out to be. This, coming from a kid who once laughed in the faces of newly arrived subjects who told him of the struggles they had waded through while living. Karma was really biting him back hard.

-As a result of the shock of beginning to see different perspectives, Damien had a difficult time in middle school. From the sixth through the ninth grade, Damien was unusually quiet; teachers didn’t know what to make of him; he would hardly ever look up from his notebook, tuned those around him out, and never raised his hand, and, yet, did exceptionally well on in class pop quizzes… that is, until he began to do poorly in school near the middle of the ninth grade and onward.

-Damien loves music, but lacks the patience to play any instruments.

- Despite growing up in an intensely hot climate, Damien isn’t bothered by the cold winters of South Park; in fact, he had to learn to wear a coat and gloves just so that he wouldn’t worry others.

- Gym class is where Damien has always excelled and, up until this day, he’s been allowed to use the gym after school hours any time he wants, even during the summer, just to get some of his endless pent up energy out: only rules being that, anything he inevitably breaks, he has to fix or buy.

- Damien’s issues with temper have had him theoretically suspended from school umpteen times, but, because of his father’s influence and threats to the system, he’s only ever actually missed a day or two here and there due to the detentions. This embarrasses Damien, though; he never asks Satan to intervene, but Satan is nosy and always finds out about the detentions somehow.

8. Write two decent sized paragraphs that shows how you would portray your muse

Drumming his pencil on the top of his desk, Damien was deep in thought, without a clue in the world that the teacher had stopped the lesson and everyone aside from one or two of the other students, who were too afraid to give him a look, were staring right at him. It took the student sitting behind him kicking at the legs of his chair to snap him out of it. Looking down at his hand that wasn’t fidgeting with the pencil, but, instead, resting atop the desk, he realized he had managed to melt the beginnings of a hand print into the manila yellow colored hard plastic. He needed to cool off.

Excusing himself from the classroom, he pressed his back against one of the cool metal lockers lining the hall and sunk down until he was sitting on the ground, back still against the locker. Sitting cross legged, he pulled out his phone and tried to distract himself with a game of Scrabble. The night before had been the worst night in recent memory for the teen, ending with Satan threatening to request his assistance in the ruling of the underworld sooner rather than later. All Damien wanted was to be a normal kid, or, as normal as he could be: he didn’t understand why Satan wouldn’t let him have that, at least until graduation.

9. Chose 4 electives from this list if your muse is in high school, your muse will get 2 of them as it is randomized on what they will get:

Art/Painting, Theatre, Culinary Arts, Broadcasting.

10. Any additional information you would like to add:

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[underworld-park-offical]

GREGORY: Well! That was incredibly draining.

ESTELLA: Oh don’t you even start, young man!

ESTELLA: You barely did a thing!

GREGORY: Oh I HELPED!!!

ESTELLA: When I ASKED!!!

ESTELLA: You were more concerned with playing Papa’s Cupcakeria!

GREGORY: That game is really fun, okay?!

ESTELLA: Whatever, what shall we do now?

GREGORY: …Play Papa’s Cupcakeria together?

ESTELLA: No thank you.

ESTELLA: I do not mean to offend, but If I hear that game’s soundtrack one more time I will throw that computer.

GREGORY: Hmmm…

GREGORY: I know!

GREGORY: We could play Kiss, Marry, Kill!

ESTELLA: GREGORY!!!

ESTELLA: NO!!!! ESTELLA: That game is lewd, violent, and inappropriate!

ESTELLA: Who would we even be kissing, marrying, and killing in these scenarios???

GREGORY: Why, the humans, of course!

ESTELLA: Absolutely not.

GREGORY: Awww! Pleeeease??

ESTELLA: Gregory. Bellarose.

GREGORY: Pretty please?

ESTELLA: Gregory. Wolfgang. Bellarose.

GREGORY: What if I said pretty please with a cherry on top covered in a banana sundae?

ESTELLA: …

ESTELLA: I do like banana sundaes…

GREGORY: Wonderful!!!

GREGORY: Starting off strongly, Craig.

GREGORY:  Can we agree to kill this one?

ESTELLA: As a pacifist, I firmly believe others do not deserve death…

ESTELLA: ….

ESTEALLA: However

ESTELLA: He has gone through great lengths to ensure your internet extravaganza is as unenjoyable as possible, so I agree.

ESTELLA: Put the boy in the Pear Wiggler.

GREGORY: I did not expect that, being honest…

ESTELLA: No.

ESTELLA: Kill this one too.

GREGORY: Estella! I am surprised at you!

ESTELLA: I had to be in. That INCELS body. For three. Hours. 

ESTELLA: I could not bathe.

ESTELLA: The body was constantly SHITTING itself.

ESTELLA: And he smelt of doritos and body odor.

ESTELLA: I think my choice is justified.

GREGORY: Okay queen, that was actually really slay of you! Go off!

GREGORY: I think his little ex is more tolerable, though!

ESTELLA: I hate to be mean, but he was right to break up with him.

GREGORY: Exactly! Those nasty ass hands…

ESTELLA: Please don't remind me…

ESTELLA: Now, I wouldn't marry  Tolkien, but a smooch wouldn't hurt anyone.

GREGORY: For what he did to Clyde I'd get down on my knees and start throwing rings at him.

ESTELLA: I thought you liked that Stanley boy?

GREGORY: Mmmm…

GREGORY: Reconsidering my options….

ESTELLA: Oh dear, why so?

GREGORY: HE WON’T SMOOCH ME!!!!

ESTELLA: That is his loss then! You are a wonderful boy, Gregory. You deserve better.

GREGORY: Estella you don't get it.

GREGORY: Dad bods and pathetic men are my weakness.

ESTELLA: Gregory…. Raise your standards for your own sake…

GREGORY: If my standards went any higher, I'd be single for life.

ESTELLA: Fair enough, I suppose…

GREGORY: WHY WON'T YOU SMOOCH ME WHY WON'T YOU SMOOCH ME WHY WON'T YOU SMOOCH ME!!!???

ESTELLA: He may not like men, dear….

GREGORY: HOMOPHOBIA!!! HE IS HOMOPHOBIC!!!!! HE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS ME AND THAT MAKES HIM A HOMOPHOBE!!!!

ESTELLA: I suppose I'm killing this one too…

GREGORY: I'm forcing him into marriage. He. Will. Kiss. Me.

ESTELLA: Gregory, calm down.

ESTELLA: You're here, I need you here.

GREGORY: Sorry… sorry… 

GREGORY: Oh Dear look at that one…

GREGORY: Green is NOT his color…

ESTELLA: Don't be rude! You can not bully him!

GREGORY: What? It's not bullying! It's an astute observation! He's a ginger! Gingers don't look good in lime green! It's constructive criticism!!!

GREGORY: Oughh… I think I'm going to have to kill him…

ESTELLA: GREGORY!!!

ESTELLA: (Sigh) 

ESTELLA: I for one, think he's a nice boy, and will give him a little smooch, as a treat.

GREGORY: Erm… which one's this again?

ESTELLA: Oh I'm afraid I don't know.

GREGORY: Is he new or something?

ESTELLA; Oh no no no! I think he's the blue haired Fellow!

ESTELLA: TrollyHomme was his name, right?

GREGORY: Hell-

ESTELLA: Language 

GREGORY: -If I know

ESTELLA: Hmmmm….

GREGORY: Kill?

ESTELLA: Kill?

GREGORY: Kill.

ESTELLA: Mhm.

GREGORY: Hmmm, I'm not sure about this one?

GREGORY: I think this will be the first one I kiss. 

GREGORY: That country accent weakens me.

ESTELLA: What accent  he speaks in mumbles.

GREGORY: You can hear it sometimes!!!

ESTELLA: No you cannot.

GREGORY: How can you not?? It's so obvious!

ESTELLA: I have no comment on this one. He smells of metal, which concerns me.

GREGORY: Why? He could just be a mechanic?

ESTELLA: Or a murdering robot.

GREGORY: Oh please! They haven't been active in centuries, we'll live.

(edits made by @pissblanket)

[underworld-park-offical]

CRAIG: Hey

CRAIG: Can you like,

CRAIG: call someone?

TOLKIEN: Why?

CRAIG: So Kenny stops getting up my ass

TOLKIEN: Who would I even call in this scenario, and WHY?

CRAIG: I don’t know, our queermo lesbian friends from the hypehouse

TOLKIEN: Bebe is the straightest woman alive are you joking?

CRAIG: She hangs out with fags, so shes a fag too

TOLKIEN: Whatever

CRAIG: Thanks Tolkieeeen

TOLKIEN: Yeah yeah yeah….

TOLKIEN: I think we should call Daimen first though

CRAIG: Why? Isn't he at work? Smh my fucking head

TOLKIEN: Yeah, but he doesn’t do jack shit

TOLKIEN: And I can guarantee he’s bored to tears anyway

TOLKIEN: Could use a bit of lightheartedness in this situation

CARTMAN: If you could call OUTSIDE that’d be nice

CARTMAN: I’m trying to get my 8 hours of sleep so I don't get my brain eaten

CARTMAN: It's hard enough as it is with, and no offense to you, Clyde

CARTMAN: CLYDE'S SHITSTAINED ASS SELF SITTING AND SHITTING RIGHT BELOW ME

CLYDE: Dude I have IBS…

CLYDE: Not cool :( 

CARTMAN: You can at least change your pants so we don’t have to smell  you

CLYDE: I DON'T HAVE ANY

CRAIG: EWWWWW

CLYDE: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAIG: You guys love the hit game Among Us?

CLYDE: ….

CLYDE: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MIMIMIMIMIMI

CLYDE: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI

CARTMAN: HONK SHOO HONK SHOO

CRAIG: There we go, they assess is out 💀

TOLKIEN: What, like you?

CRAIG: ….

CRAIG: Tolkien, hurry up and call him

TOLKIEN: Kinda hard to do that when I don't have any service

CRAIG: Just type a bunch of 6s into the phone

TOLKIEN: Will that even work?

CRAIG: It will, I've done it before

 TOLKIEN: Of course you would

CRAIG: <3

TOLKIEN: Whatever, worth a shot

TOLKIEN: (Barbie Girl ringtone)

TOLKIEN: Hey Daimen, it's Tolkien

TOLKIEN: Uh

TOLKIEN: We’re kinda fucked right now?

TOLKIEN: I know you don’t really like us but you’re the only person in this group I can really tolerate

TOLKIEN: When you get this can you get to the Barn?

TOLKIEN: You know, the one where we smoked weed at once?

TOLKIEN: Yeah, that one

TOLKIEN: I can’t describe it just in case the other demons are listening

TOLKIEN: They have a target on each of our backs and we don't wanna give away our locations

TOLKIEN: You know?

TOLKIEN: Call me back

TOLKIEN: Fuck you

TOLKIEN: Bye

(Edits made by @pissblanket , credits for video are in video description <3)