#There is no in between

[heresmyhyperfixations]

This is so fun! Anyone feel free to join in :)

this is silly but I still think it’s fun :)

tagged in by @nosfemmeatu

rules: list your top 5 films of all time in a poll and have people vote on which one best matches your vibe

tagging @shyshitter, @lovelymundane, @yonicjesus, and @friends-call-me-snow-miser <3

[melodyartist-blog]

Every time I open Tumblr and I see Odysseus one of the three pops up, should I feel pity, sympathy or feel charmed???

[soni-dragon]

did it!! ☆

[dnpstardust]

There are two sides to every Dan and Phil video

[allastoredeer]

The face Alastor has when Adam hits him. I feel like that is him 70% of the time while the last 30% is just him being the Sass King he is lol THANKS FOR THE UPDATE!!!

Alastor's two moods:

Derpy little guy

And sassy queen

[lostl1sbons1ster]

I made my bed I’ll die in it

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: *contemplating a fancy bottle* Hey, d'ya think this is alcohol or perfume?

Husk: *grabs bottle. drinks all of it*

Angel:

Husk:

Angel:

Husk: It's perfume

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Anytime I see Lucifer, it’s either

“Aww, hi babyyyy ☺️🥰”

Or

“H-Hello sir…😳😫”

There is no in between

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Miguel casually bleeding out on the floor*

Peter B Parker: "Is he going to be ok?"

Lyla: "Yes, just keep applying pressure"

Peter B Parker, leaning in closer to Miguel: "If you die, Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie will have no supervision"

Lyla: "Not like that!"

Peter B Parker: "It's true!"

[moonlit-femme]

Infodumping to your sub while using a vibrator on them. Then turning it down and telling them that it won’t be turned back up until they can answer your questions accurately.

[anekogia]

The dragon bois:

The eggs they hatched from:

Their baby forms:

[asterkatt]

Was sick in bed all day so ofc I had to shove my dilemma upon these two (Joe promised to drop off her homework in exchange for her actually staying home for once </33)

[hikarry]

There are two spectrums of Aziraphale in fanfics:

Addicted to Earl Grey

Earl Grey is for basic bitches. Crowley, dear, open the cabinet on the left and bring me the lavender with honey and hibiscus from my 547 tea bags collection

[buzzbuzz37]

flutters shows pinkie the wonders of magic mushrooms

[morganbritton132]

Does Steve try to pull any pranks on Eddie for April Fools Day? I feel like we know Eddie pranks Steve for his tik tok but does Steve ever get Eddie? I don’t think Steve’s pranks would land like he intends lol. Kinda like Winston from New Girls

Oh, definitely! Steve doesn’t so much as prank Eddie as he just baffles him.

Steve has done the salted cookies. He made Eddie a cup of tea once with lemon juice instead of water. He once called Eddie over to the window multiple times to see the animal in their yard when there wasn’t an animal in their yard.

The year after they got Ozzy, Steve left to take him to the dog park and came back with a different dog. Eddie was obviously confused and asked where Ozzy was. Steve’s just like, “What are you talking about? This is Ozzy.”

“Steve, this is a Doberman.”

“Yeah? There were so many dogs there, Ed. I could barely find him. Eventually I just yelled his name and he came to me.”

“Steve, Ozzy is not a Doberman. Her collar says her name is Jewel.”

“Close enough, right?”

“Close en- You’re fucking with me. Aren’t you?”

“Yeah, obviously,” Steve grins. “This was a good one though, yeah? Ozzy is across the street.”

This year, Steve took out a classified ad in the newspaper claiming to be a guy that’s looking to buy a canoe and he put down Eddie’s phone number. Surprisingly a lot of people in Chicago are selling canoes, so Eddie has gotten quite a few calls to Steve endless amusement.