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Today’s Davenport lets the cat out of the oversized pocket.

[Image Description start! Three monochromatic paneled images featuring Davenport, a mustached gnome in Ipre jacket, and Lucretia, a curly haired human with a trenchcoat with pockets over a sweater. In the first panel, Davenport looks down in confusion at Lucretia’s coat pockets and asks, “… Lucretia. What is in your pockets?” Lucretia shrugs with her hands in her pockets and says, “Oh y’know. Secrets.” In the second image, Davenport and Lucretia both freeze at a sudden “Meow” that comes from Lucretia’s right pocket. Third image, Davenport says to a retreating Lucretia, “Including secret cats?” Lucretia replies, “Je ne parle pas commun.” (”I don’t speak Common”.)]

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cover for the @taz-balance-zine

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ID: An edited screenshot of a tweet. johann the bard, @bestviolinistever, tweets: My boss told me the Relics keep eating her Reclaimers so I asked how many guys she has and she said she just goes to the surface and gets a new guy afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding random guys to the Relics and then her gnome started crying. End ID.

mfw no relics after nearly a year of the BOB operating

join johann appreciation week you might find more of my weird johann&lucretia BOB fics/posts in the near future

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Look I know they described the Starblaster in all its glory and I know it's cool as fuck but. In my head, it will always just be

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in a newly discovered speedrun exploit by a couple of real wizards in the community, it turns out your party members don't actually switch to "voidfished" (the condition where they ignore all your instructions and advice) until almost the end of the static cutscene. so you can actually use some frame-perfect inputs while a certain scene is loading to instruct a party member to attack you, and if you make sure your HP is low enough going in, this will kill you. the death sequence gets prioritized and it cancels the memory wipe, but it still counts the scene as "completed" and you start the next part with all your abilities and memory logs still accessible.

unfortunately even with this exploit nobody's figured out how to make the next bit take any less than ten years, so we're still trying to figure out how to make this useful. but it's pretty cool nonetheless!

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here's the full set of grand relic emotes I made for the @taz-balance-zine! the zine's out, and it's free- check it out here, it comes with still versions of these emotes + these gifs properly resized to work on discord!

edit: adding an image ID courtesy of @anistarrose! slightly edited by me, but largely thanks to her!

[ID: animations of each Grand Relic from The Adventure Zone.

the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet, conjuring a fire which turns to black glass,

the Oculus, with an eye appearing in the monocle's reflective lens,

the Gaia Sash, with vines appearing behind it and flowers blooming on the belt,

the Philosopher's Stone, a simple rock that transforms through a series of different colored materials,

the Temporal Chalice, creating a bubble around it and an hourglass that cannot progress time in front of it until it pops,

the Animus Bell, shadowy magic flows behind it until the Bell rings and banishes it,

the Bulwark Staff, bringing together light and conjuring a shield.

End ID.]

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Leeah Joo

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I’ve wanted to draw this for so long, wow.

Daily drawing 1890

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the adventure zone: balance fanart in 2025 that's right

based on this post

click for quality good lord

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I must have posted about this before, but. The fact that the Animus Bell asks Magnus: "how would you like to live forever?" and Magnus replies: "I'd hate it, shut the fuck up," all while Barry is listening. Barry, who not only made the bell, and knows what it would've asked Magnus, but also remembers the hundred years where Magnus was immortal, when Magnus could've lived forever. Who knows that the Hunger is coming again. Who knows that depending on the next 24 hours, the only way to save this world, and prevent complete annihilation of the multiverse, might be to restart the cycles, and foist immortality upon Magnus again. Despite hearing how much Magnus — his friend, his brother, his century-long companion who doesn't remember him — has come to despise the concept of living forever. They don't call it the Suffering Game for nothing. Because man. Man.

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I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

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spooky febubarry

ref

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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I wish Clint was my dad.

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If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

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I LOVE MY BADASS FANTASY NASA LADIES

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