#he does not mind

[asterkatt]

Was sick in bed all day so ofc I had to shove my dilemma upon these two (Joe promised to drop off her homework in exchange for her actually staying home for once </33)

[maxs-marsh]

[pulls him back, wrapping around them]

No. Stay.

Grim

[squeaks and turns in his arms]

Babyyyyyy! Am I trapped forever now?

[pouts dramatically]

[fish-arent-real]

Uhhhhhhhh Mushroom... do you mind???

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[clanoffelidae]

Things that sound really bad out of context: ‘Yes, I’m going to smack you. You’re my son, it’s my right.’

Context: thunking fat cat on butt like bongo drum as greeting

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick, deadpan: You hid a racoon in your room.

Jason, crouched by a sleeping racoon currently sleeping on a pillow. Theres scratches all over his arms and legs. He doesn’t seem bothered: yeah? What ya gonna do about it?

Dick: Un-hide? The goddamn racoon in your room?

Jason: But I’ve named him.

Dick: Well, un-name him.

Jason: He’s Barty.

Dick: I don’t care.

Jason: …

Jason: We can use him to fuck with Bruce.

Dick: …

Dick: Would Barty like some food?

[alternativeulster]

dont let anyone ever tell you the doctor who tv movie (1996) sucks. this is literally the best scene in all 60 years of doctor who

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[chloesimaginationthings]

The ending of FNAF Help wanted..

[deathfavor]

@kisumshi said: He's shuffling sideways towards Kazutora, bumping shoulders and then...BIG SIDE HUGE, the kind where he's squeezing really hard, the sides of their cheeks smooshed together. "Absorb me, Tora, inhale my friendship into your soul." - from Haru

Kazutora doesn't think much on it when Haru shuffles close till their shoulders brush. When it comes to Kazutora, if he accepts you, he is all for the physical contact and takes great delight in it. The side hug does catch him by surprise though, drawing out a squeak of surprise and a glance from golden eyes.

" You tryin' to squeeze me to death? " He jokes with a breathless laugh. Sometimes being crushed isn't so bad. ( Sometimes it feels like being crushed manages to make all the broken and damaged pieces start to come back and fit together again. ) Although having Haru squish his face against him was a new one, even if it does draw a laugh.

" Not into cannibalism. " He jokes at the first remark, nudging him with his shoulder despite the fact they were practically becoming a stack of pancakes with how they were crushed together. " You're so weird. " He laughs all the same though, a light and airy sound that's rather rare to hear in all its genuine sincerity from the tiger.

[oifaaa]

It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[s-aint-elmo]

part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

(ID in alt text)

[fireflysugarpie]

I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other

like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)

and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)

I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

[qoldenskies]

i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases