#he does not mind

[kasterarts]

Was sick in bed all day so ofc I had to shove my dilemma upon these two (Joe promised to drop off her homework in exchange for her actually staying home for once </33)

[ectoheart]

"I don't trust you, Malfoy and I'm keeping an eye on you"

[maxs-marsh]

[pulls him back, wrapping around them]

No. Stay.

Grim

[squeaks and turns in his arms]

Babyyyyyy! Am I trapped forever now?

[pouts dramatically]

[fish-arent-real]

Uhhhhhhhh Mushroom... do you mind???

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[clanoffelidae]

Things that sound really bad out of context: ‘Yes, I’m going to smack you. You’re my son, it’s my right.’

Context: thunking fat cat on butt like bongo drum as greeting

[chloesimaginationthings]

The ending of FNAF Help wanted..

[deathfavor]

@kisumshi said: He's shuffling sideways towards Kazutora, bumping shoulders and then...BIG SIDE HUGE, the kind where he's squeezing really hard, the sides of their cheeks smooshed together. "Absorb me, Tora, inhale my friendship into your soul." - from Haru

Kazutora doesn't think much on it when Haru shuffles close till their shoulders brush. When it comes to Kazutora, if he accepts you, he is all for the physical contact and takes great delight in it. The side hug does catch him by surprise though, drawing out a squeak of surprise and a glance from golden eyes.

" You tryin' to squeeze me to death? " He jokes with a breathless laugh. Sometimes being crushed isn't so bad. ( Sometimes it feels like being crushed manages to make all the broken and damaged pieces start to come back and fit together again. ) Although having Haru squish his face against him was a new one, even if it does draw a laugh.

" Not into cannibalism. " He jokes at the first remark, nudging him with his shoulder despite the fact they were practically becoming a stack of pancakes with how they were crushed together. " You're so weird. " He laughs all the same though, a light and airy sound that's rather rare to hear in all its genuine sincerity from the tiger.

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[alternativeulster]

dont let anyone ever tell you the doctor who tv movie (1996) sucks. this is literally the best scene in all 60 years of doctor who

[s-aint-elmo]

part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

(ID in alt text)

[fireflysugarpie]

I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other

like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)

and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)

I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<

[bunnions]

something something katsuki can't keep his hands off you when he's had a little too much to drink (see: denks the worst at-home bartender in the world, believes a shot of vodka really means four).

it starts off innocently enough, gathered in eijiro's living room, when he cracks a foul-mouthed joke and you double over into side with laughter. the heat starts to creep up his neck, but it's easy to blame it on the alcohol. he nudges you back playfully, a grin quirking at the corner of his lips.

two more shots of whatever vile concoction denki mixed up and he's melting into the couch. he's sitting on one end, a little squished with how mina, eijiro, hanta, and denki are piled on top of each other - chatting away, drinking, and desperately trying not to make eye contact with the wasted blond. katsuki's got you perched all pretty in his lap because "there isn't any room left to sit." a convenient excuse.

you're flushed and trying to keep up with mina's story and you're having a great time with your friends but katsuki's hands are looping casually around your waist and pulling you closer to him and he's leaning a little on you for support and you feel a zing speed down your spine as his lips brush against your arm. an accident.

his head's a little fuzzy, but katsuki's practically melting with the alcohol swimming through his veins. and you're so soft it's making everything even fuzzier. before he even finishes that thought he's testing out the plush of your waist, your thighs, pinching a little at the small of your back, and back down to your thighs. you squirm in his hold, and he retaliates with a soft grunt and by biting what he could reach.

the spit on your arm is more uncomfortable than the rather tame bite he gives you. you can see his eyes wobble, flitting to different parts of your face. "hol' s'till," he garbles and your heart leaps into your throat. you can feel four sets of eyes boring into you both, but you can't break away from katsuki's heavy, lidded, lovesick gaze.

[oifaaa]

It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama

[empire-of-the-words]

so I read son of the demon straight through today (tbh maybe not my best idea I'm still sad 😓), and came to the realization that Bruce and Talia's marriage never actually ends. like, Talia just tells Bruce to leave and Ra's last line is literally calling Bruce his son. sure, it's implied, but, also. consider:

Random lawyer or finance guy or something: Have you ever been divorced or widowed? Bruce: Y- Bruce: Bruce: Bruce: actually I think I'm still married. Dick: I'm sorry, WHAT?

[lustwithoutlore]

Damian, walking into the Batcave: I require assistance.

Dick: Sure, Dami! What can I help you with?

Damian: Not from you.

Bruce, thinking: Damian... Damian needs... father's help? MY help?

Bruce, being way too fucking smug: Ah, well, Dick, don't be sad. Sometimes a boy just needs his father. How can I help you, son?

Damian: Not from you, either. I require assistance from Stephanie.

Stephanie: HA! SUCK IT, BRUCE!