#Damian curled around a possum. He’s covered in scratches but does not seem to mind: I have named her Daffodil.
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Dick, deadpan: You hid a racoon in your room.
Jason, crouched by a sleeping racoon currently sleeping on a pillow. Theres scratches all over his arms and legs. He doesn’t seem bothered: yeah? What ya gonna do about it?
Dick: Un-hide? The goddamn racoon in your room?
Jason: But I’ve named him.
Dick: Well, un-name him.
Jason: He’s Barty.
Dick: I don’t care.
Jason: …
Jason: We can use him to fuck with Bruce.
Dick: …
Dick: Would Barty like some food?
#Dick walking into Damian’s room: I’m not even gonna ask.#Damian curled around a possum. He’s covered in scratches but does not seem to mind: I have named her Daffodil.#Dick: *violent flashbacks*#like who do you think told Damian about all these animals?#I’d say Jason used to tell him all about the animals in Gotham and how to befriend them#I mean the scavengers gotta keep together and you sure as hell ain’t gonna fight a stray dog for food#batman#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#robin#jason todd#red hood#Damian Wayne#damian al ghul#league of assassins#incorrect quotes#mine
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