#Damian curled around a possum. He’s covered in scratches but does not seem to mind: I have named her Daffodil.
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Dick, deadpan: You hid a racoon in your room.
Jason, crouched by a sleeping racoon currently sleeping on a pillow. Theres scratches all over his arms and legs. He doesn’t seem bothered: yeah? What ya gonna do about it?
Dick: Un-hide? The goddamn racoon in your room?
Jason: But I’ve named him.
Dick: Well, un-name him.
Jason: He’s Barty.
Dick: I don’t care.
Jason: …
Jason: We can use him to fuck with Bruce.
Dick: …
Dick: Would Barty like some food?
#Dick walking into Damian’s room: I’m not even gonna ask.#Damian curled around a possum. He’s covered in scratches but does not seem to mind: I have named her Daffodil.#Dick: *violent flashbacks*#like who do you think told Damian about all these animals?#I’d say Jason used to tell him all about the animals in Gotham and how to befriend them#I mean the scavengers gotta keep together and you sure as hell ain’t gonna fight a stray dog for food#batman#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#robin#jason todd#red hood#Damian Wayne#damian al ghul#league of assassins#incorrect quotes#mine
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Ngl I feel like Tim would replace Dick here because Dick is busy pampering the feral squirrel he adopted named Keith.
And note that Keith is very very aggressive.
But Dick loves Keith anyways :>
Dick, deadpan: You hid a racoon in your room.
Jason, crouched by a sleeping racoon currently sleeping on a pillow. Theres scratches all over his arms and legs. He doesn’t seem bothered: yeah? What ya gonna do about it?
Dick: Un-hide? The goddamn racoon in your room?
Jason: But I’ve named him.
Dick: Well, un-name him.
Jason: He’s Barty.
Dick: I don’t care.
Jason: …
Jason: We can use him to fuck with Bruce.
Dick: …
Dick: Would Barty like some food?
#damian curled around a possum. he’s covered in scratches but does not seem to mind: i have named her daffodil.#i’d say jason used to tell him all about the animals in gotham and how to befriend them#i mean the scavengers gotta keep together and you sure as hell ain’t gonna fight a stray dog for food#batman#dc comics#dc#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#damian wayne al ghul
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