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he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
#what is this thing#why is it in my house#what does it want from me#if it bites will i get rabies#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls bill cipher#book of bill#roomie cipher#squidflavoredsoup
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD#beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom#I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU#KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING
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♱ Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers ♱
+ bonus
#count orlok feeding on both thomas and ellen in the exact same way#after leading them to bed biting them right over their hearts grinding on them while being naked#thomas hallucinating ellen eerily hovering above him naked with blood on her mouth as if she's the one feeding on him instead of orlok#smarter people than me will probably come up with a proper analysis of this parallel so i'm just leaving this here#i find the way these three are so intertwined with each other so fascinating#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu (2024)#count orlok#ellen hutter#thomas hutter#nosferatu spoilers#nosferatu 2024 spoilers#parallels#cw nudity#my edit
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"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."
I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets
#fuck ai#i hate ai#anti ai#google docs has an ai feature now and i want to scream#dont touch my writing bitch#i need to bite AI and give it rabies so it becomes afraid of water and dies horribly
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#ordinary photo of yeti#they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down#main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling
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i wish all my mutuals who @ me in those tag games a very i swear i see it and i love being thought of even though i rarely if ever do them. i love you.
#also sidenote. if you’re a mutual. or a follower. or a complete stranger.#my dms and askbox are open and i promise i don’t bite!#if you don’t want it to be seen by the world then i can do a private ask too
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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS (KINGER)
#TADC#THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS#KINGER#TADC KINGER#tadc spoilers#the amazing digital circus spoilers#my art#hghghgghh I will cry over this new episode BITE ME-
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chronic finger biter clark vs nose exhaler bruce
#batman#superman#dc comics#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#brucie wayne#randomly came up with the idea that clark would definitely bite his finger while laughing#and then bruce has that rich people laugh#but his true laugh is actually gentle and simple#also i changed my bruce wayne design bc the one i had before was bugging me#this was definitely not an excuse to simply draw superman smiling#blame tom welling and his damn canines in the smallville show#my art
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mouse bites™
#anybody do this yet?#house md#hate crimes md#house md game#mouse bites#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#lisa cuddy#robert chase#allison cameron#eric foreman#house md meme#he needs mouse bites to live#shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing#this took me way too long#house#dr house#also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum#its because i had to recolor it myself#i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact#oh well#i also drew the nosebleed lmao#every house episode ever#generic house episode#editing this to say#this is not an original meme at all#I just ds-ified it tbh#ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up#or like iykyk i guess
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#kermit#kermit the frog#the muppet show#muppets#funny#vampire#fun#halloween#spooky sexy man#hes so sexy#i just adore this sexy dilf Bisexual#bicon#bisexual icon#i want to bite him...not on his neck either...ahem#so sexy#fuck#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#my gifs
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but you can't keep holding on like this.
#you can put a disability metaphor in any legfndary draconic entity. many people dont know this#my art#comic#ouroboros#for tag filtering:#blood#its a blurry day forgive typos#for search results:#bite down or let go#here's the deal ouroboros#for qna:#yes you can get it tattooed i would appreciate a tip through ny kofi (pinned) and i would love to see if you feel comfortable sharing#yes its an original quote i do write sometimes#no its not cringe or bad if you blorbo tag or whatever. go nuts. if i didnt want people connecting w my work I wouldn't post it#yes you can quote it in your own art and I'd love to see that too#anyways i love you. we'll both get through this regardless of how it changes us okay? i love you.
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This thing. The babybill
#gravity falls#bill cipher#baby bill cipher#the book of bill#spent the whole day on this#I want to bite him in half#needle felting#art
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#intimate#couple#intimacy#touch#romantic#desire#romance#kissing#kiss#bite me#her lips#soft lips#lip biting#eroticlover#attractive#passionate kiss#passion#passionate time#passionate couple#need need need#i need you#i want this#you and i#i crave intimacy#desires#need
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How Jeremy Fitzgerald survived the FNAF bite
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#jeremy fitzgerald#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf 2#JEREMY MENTIONED 🔥#been a bit since the boy..#folks have asked about his whole bite deal so here’s a lil comic explaining it#IDK why this isn’t brought up often?#but I do think there’s a good chance the way Jeremy Fitzgerald survived the bite#was through remnant#in game literally a bunch of kids were just killed at that location#so there’s probably an abundance of remnant all over#dude simply just got better 🩵
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My hand slipped... Close ups and a little suggestive joke under the cut
#my art#biting the hand that feeds au#bhtf au#I think this is like the first lips to lips kiss I drew for dca. I think. Lol#needed me some self indulgence#bhtf sundrop#bhtf moondrop#bhtf yn#moondrop#fnaf moondrop#fnaf moon#moondrop fnaf#moon fnaf#sundrop#fnaf sundrop#fnaf sun#sundrop x reader#moondrop x reader#moon x reader#sun x reader#suggestive joke#cw suggestive joke
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