#The cradle of humanity
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Mxtx, creating a beautiful and well-rounded female character that appears only briefly: Hey, isn’t it fucked up that this character who is so important in the world of this story and to the people that knew her can only be known to you, reader, through flashback memories because the people in power were willing and able to sacrifice her in their never-ending quest for ultimate dominance? Do you feel the constant grief over what could have been had her potential not been killed in its infancy? Do you understand that you as a reader are mourning in the same way that her loved ones she’s left behind are, knowing that the world has been changed for the worse by her premature death? Doesn’t it suck?
(English-speaking) Mdzs fandom the bane of her existence (probably): Killing women in stories can have no other meaning than that you hate women, so this was a misogynistic choice, actually.
#mdzs#human metas mxtx#human gripes at fandom#my damn cat woke me up THREE HOURS AFTER I WENT TO BED#so i guess I’m channeling that frustration into fandom#jyl and wq had soooooo much potential!#just for it to be suffocated in the cradle#because the more powerful people around them#wanted to use their lives and deaths as fodder to justify power grabs#i almost wish mxtx did ‘what if’ type extras#i’d ask god (her) to take all of jyl’s and wq’s suffering#and give it to the jin clan as a whole and jc as an individual#with a special helping for jgy and jgs and also nmj#almost forgot about that damn hypocrite
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Fromsoft: here are the most hideous, disgusting, and wretched monstrosities in all the worlds and realms
me: i love them. they deserve love. let me love them and show them kindness
#[dies immediately in any Soulsborne universe]#a lot of the human/human-adjacent characters can get fucked tho#i’m here to hold wretched beasts and suffering once-sapients in my arms and cradle them so so gently#soulsborne#fromsoft#elden ring#sekiro#demon souls#dark souls#bloodborne
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nagini whose cursed because she was born a woman. nagini who inherited her curse from her mother and her mothers mother. nagini who had a brother, who is perfect and unburdened and loved. nagini who was taken from her family and thrown into a foreign circus. nagini who is jumps between groups of outcasts and is persistently alone. nagini who find the death eaters and is coveted and respected and accepted. nagini who is so valued that she’s in trusted with her masters soul. nagini who is trapped in the body of a beast by the only man who ever loved her. nagini who is seperated from her sense of self until she’s a monster and no more.
#imagine cradling your masters soul in your heart while he leaves you#imagine that the secound he returns he condems you#her curse is a result of her womanhood#she was objectified and sexualised and fetishised as a human and vilified as a monster#she is an outsider! being human is secound to her! english is secound to her! GUYS#the shipping for this will go crazy#tom and the acceptance barty and the shared body horror bella and being a victim of being born a woman#REMUS LUPIN AND BEING A MONSTER TRAPPED AS A HUMAN#nagini#mauraders#marauders era#harry potter#hp
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Don't ask me how but- AND HEAR ME OUT-
What if when Michael and Adam are finally reunited, like when they both come back and see each other for the first time Adam just... stops for a second, and just looks at Michael, staring blank at his true form.
Michael is over-fucking-joyed to have Adam back and have God gone and everything, and there's this general idea that Adam would just be himself and make a stupid little joke or something.
So Michael waits before making a move towards Adam, waits for Adam to say something, anything to make the situation feel real.
And nothing happens.
Michael takes a few steps towards Adam and quietly whispers "Adam...." the word feeling strange when said softly after he'd been screaming it in the empty.
and then Adam just, breaks.
He latches onto Michael and wraps his arms around his shoulders as his knees give out and he falls into Michael's embrace, all the while sobbing and screaming his soul out.
Michael snaps into it immediately because he feels Adam. Feels his soul in pieces as his grace try's to repair everything and stop the hurt pouring from Adam.
#Michael eventually pushes enough grace into Adam to calm him and put him to sleep#they don't let go of each other until hours later#he holds Adam against him so tightly that it would crush any other human#His wings come out and cradle Adam as Michaels true eyes emerge and glow around both of them#midam spn#midam#midam headcanon#adam milligan#michael spn#adam spn#supernatural
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what if i put my life in your hands? what if i took your life in mine?
#okay look there's a reason i've been obsessed with this scene for 21 slutty slutty years#imagine for a second you're yue#your master—whom you loved more than your own existence—decided his work was finished and didn't need you anymore#and he pushed you into the dark where you slept for centuries until a little girl woke you up by sheer dumb luck#you now are trapped in this horrible new era where everything is too loud and too fast and too bright#you're also trapped in a body that isn't yours jockeying for room with a completely separate soul that you don't know or particularly like#and you're draining your meager stores of magic to the dregs in order to keep the two of you alive#under the surface of tsukishiro yukito you're drowning—and the both of you are fading away entirely#and then this boy#pulls you to the surface of yourself#and says with his whole heart 'i won't let you disappear'#he smiles at you and teases you and then pours his not inconsiderable power into you#and you take and you take and you take and he never says stop#he never says only a little but no more#he holds you close and lets you sup on the very marrow of his magic until there's nothing left and he's simply an ordinary human#and for the first time in centuries—perhaps ever—you feel full#when you finally step away and ease his unconscious body onto the bed as gently as you can manage#you murmur that you ought to thank him#but it's such an inadequate way to convey your gratitude#how do you give thanks for what you've made him lose?#you put your life in his hands and he cradled it as if it were precious... and then he gave you his own in return#in the world before this one you would have been as good as wed#you thumb the swell of his cheek and allow yourself one last look at your would-be husband#and then turn around to face the threat behind the door#as it creaks open to reveal a little body wracked with sobs you think you would face anything that would dare come for him or his sister#not because it is your duty as the guardian of the cards#but because you love them#touya/yue#ccs#yue
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am once again thinking about cat shifter!chay and human!kim,, except it's a bit more canon and less magic
- cat chay who sleeps on the streets and gets "kidnapped" by kim one day
- cat chay who tries to escape but realises it's almost impossible
- new cat owner kim who tries his best to take care of a cat but is, new to this, and thus gets a bit over zealous (3 different cat trees, the finest fish/meat for cat food, food finer than human chay has ever eaten)
- cat chay who contacts porsche by bapping his paws on the phone buttons and meowing loudly
- kinn who picks up porsche's phone and is wondering how tf kim knows porsche
- porsche who has to stage a heist to kidnap chay back from kim's house, only to be betrayed by cat chay who has been bribed by cat nip and a5 wagyu
- cat chay shenanigans and a sprinkle of murder
just, the thought of kim raising a cat who's actually a human. and the thought that chay who suddenly shifts back to human when he's asleep on kim's lap,,, and how they deal with whatever the fuckery that is. anyways! cat fluff!
#kimchay#mae's kimchay cat shifter au#kim theerapanyakul#chay kittisawasd#chay brat agenda#chay is such a brat#i love him so much#kim as a confused cat owner#kim who cradles his cat and talks about his murder plans#chay who is#very concerned#but meows in support anyways#just cat and human things#fluffy chay#VERY FLUFFY CHAY#cute fur ball chay
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I want Dany to have children of her own because she wants them so much, but i need her to reproduce asexually.
Not a single musty man in Westeros or Essos is worthy of her.
Like i need her to magically get pregnant alone and have a baby girl she names Rhaella (who would be the third princess named Rhaella in the Targaryen dynasty, following the rule of three).
And they live with the dragons in Braavos, in a house with a red door and a lemon tree, and all the people whom she loves and love her.
#like i need it so bad yall dont understand#let her save the world and live her life in peace george#pls pls pls#yapping 4ever#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#daenerys targaryen#my sweet girl viserion will even hatch an egg that dany will place in rhaella's cradle like the targaryens of old#alternatively she could name her vaella#matching with the dragons (rhaegal and viserion) and dany's human children (rhaego and vaella)#and dany's brothers (rhaegar and viserys) and the conquerors (rhaenys and visenya)#vaella would also be the third targ princess with that name
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In an AU of "Cradle Will Fall" where everyone is human, Charlie, Vaggie, and Emily all know each other as young teens, and Charlie complains about her dad one day. When she looks to Vaggie and Emily and is just like "You know?" they just sort of stare at her.
Then Vaggie goes, "....I don't have a dad" and Emily just says "I don't have parents."
#Hazbin Hotel#Charlie Morningstar#Vaggie#Emily#Hazbin Vaggie#Hazbin Emily#Cradle Will Fall#Vaggie is a Guitarspear Baby AU#Human AU#Well you do actually have a mom in this version Emily#She just claims she's your sister instead of your mother
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We're not going to survive.
Guys... we're not going to-
WE'RE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THIS PRESS TOUR!!!
#Pedro Pascal#Joseph Quinn#Fantastic Four#how are we supposed to function knowing this is on the horizon#Johnny Storm#Human Torch#Reed Richards#Mister Fantastic#my body is NOT READY#NEVER WILL BE#WHY IS HE LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT#I'd like for Pedro to cradle my head like that
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Tunnel (2019) - Ep. 8
#tunnel#thai drama#explosion#human shield#protective friend#bromance#bleeding#knocked out#unconscious#concern#cradled#carried#top todsapol#johnny hao#whump#thai whump#asian whump
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Praps if I’m good I’ll post not only about Frau Wasserlinse!! But also the very prestigious and totally not falling apart Vinetan Defense Freighter crew and additional operations
#I STILL NEED TO GET TO THOSE ASKS BTW AND I WILL :D#tldr for now tho abt the vdf#it’s basically an experimental program involving souping up cargo massive spaceships#essentially making them big ol armored fridges#and having them be captained by a falke for additional bioresonance defense#their goal isn’t to attack the empire directly#but to just be able to break through the barricade with a ton of supplies for the people of Vineta#it’s been semi successful but the funding isn’t gonna be enough to actually get something out of this other than maybe a few more ships#anyway it’s my self indulgent lil signalis oc thing#and I like thinking abt the worlds we don’t get to see#I love you Vineta I miss you Vineta my sweet cradle of humanity#blorbo tag
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Balan is now suffering from Blorbo I Don't F/O syndrome, where instead of kissing the character myself I just make every other character in their media do it for me.
#Emile's Arts#Cradle Ship#Proship#Some of these are Cradle Ships. Some are just regular old age gap#Balan is 3000 years old.#Look the novel said he becomes Lance because he's doomed to love the humans and that Love and Loss drives him to Negativity#Which isn't necessarily a bad thing you should feel all your emotions but you can't fester on the Negative it's all about Balance#ANYWAY#I took that Falls in Love with them part directly to the heart#He love them so much#And they love him!!!!#And all that love eventually leads to sadness when they leave.....#But that doesn't matter because I can draw them kissing him as much as I want!!!!
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Btw Once Human is really fun. Yeah the dialogue is obviously unfinished and the voice acting a bit weird sometimes. And yeah there are features where i notice their absence, like adjustable foundation height or external stairs, and others i wish were implemented in the future, like crafting automation. But the core gameplay is fantastic, the weapon and armour systems have a good amount of depth and complexity, enemy variety is not bad, the guns are fun.
#once human#i also really like the first cradle nodes you unlock#having a bottomless magazine with pistols and shotguns if you can hit weakpoints and oneshot enemies is great
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Indigenous Hawaiians really had a good system going: wake up reaaally early and do most of the days work while it's cool and by the time the sun was up and it got hot the work was done and you're free to surf and socialize. I wish the white people realized they themselves could work smarter and not harder and get time to relax. Instead of calling Hawaiians lazy (and being genocidal about it)
#Ik this happened in most if not all tropical regions that got colonized#they were so pissed that these 'lazy' people got all sorts of fruit and natural bounty 'handed to them'#when those indigenous people were just working before the colonizers woke up and felt no need to kill themselves in midday heat#Which is what's natural for an apex predator: lazing around#Like u see lions in big cuddle puddles during the hottest part of the day. And they have the privilege of laziness by being the top predato#Idk if lions have a specific time they hunt but ik they will hunt at night when people can't observe them#Also Europeans failed to recognize indigenous agriculture and the /purposeful / cultivation of helpful plants (done w/out clearing the land#And even if they were only foraging. Like. If you love the earth and care for it (and not clear it) the earth will love you back idk#Gah! It's just like we coulda eradicated capitalism in its cradle if Euroamericans werent so arrogant and sure their way of life was correc#Like what if they were explorers and not conquistadors and colonizers. And there was a true cultural exchange#Would it have been better if the Europeans never crossed the ocean (even if they weren't there to colonize)? yeah probably#Like while the disease thing wasn't on purpose (initially) Europeans did inadvertently kill a lot of people bc they had no immunity#But I also acknowledge the human desire to explore and see what's out there#But I wish it was like#Europeans: here's some horses and metal tools#Indigenous people: thanks. Here's a way of life more in harmony with nature and an understanding that we're part of the ecosystem#Europeans: oh cool let me bring these ideas back to Europe. Maybe we won't deforest all of England#(I say Europeans but eventually when Canada and America became independent entities they also were responsible for these things)#Capitalism#capitalism is hell#anti capitalism#Colonization#colonialism#colonial violence#Imperialism#conquistador#age of exploration#anti colonialism#anti colonization#hawaiʻi
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I Cannot Breath (So I Must Sing) Ch.1
Alastor X Fem Opera Singer Reader
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The grand facade of the theater grew ever closer as Alastor walked the streets of New Orleans. They were barren at this time of day. The morning rush of commuters long past and the vibrancy of the night life doomed to be banished till the sun began to rest her head. Alastor’s stride was quick and confident, with just a hint of enthusiasm in his walk. This was just going to be grand! A quick meeting with this little ingenue, perhaps an observatory tour of the theater just for his own curiosity, then back home to a good read and a chilled glass.
As the doors of the building yielded to his hands the strings of melodic sounds danced into Alastor’s ears. This wasn’t his first time visiting the old building. He’d written reviews and talked about performances before. Back when he was taking any chance he could get to get coverage and be heard. Back when he was a scrap of a young man, practically still a boy, desperate to prove himself. Back before his coverage of the bayou butcher put him on the map. Despite the joyful sounds that filled the room, a strange sense of melancholy-even if ever so brief- washed over him. He didn’t dwell on it, certain that it was just the sense of nostalgia trying to revive his long dead enthusiasm.
He entered the auditorium proper, the stage a beacon in the dark room. Two figures stood on it, a man and woman arguing in a recreation of a bedroom. He recognized the man on stage. Danny or Dale or something like that. He’d been at the theater quite some time, he was a draft horse of a human. A gentle giant. The woman he did not know, meaning she was either new since he last visited or was the lady of the hour he was there to see. At the very least she was seasoned. Her motions were fluid, natural, as if she were relaxing at home and not in a costume on a stage.
As the music’s tempo picked up, the woman began to sing. It was as if… Alastor’s soul left his body. His eyes were both unfocused and staring straight at her. Her voice reverberated out, spinning into gold muslin mid air, and cushioning his head. After the initial shock he was able to focus more on what was going on in front of him. The scene was humorous, singing about her missing shoe while she manically stalked the room on stage. And damnit if she didn’t know what she was doing. Her facial and body expressions perfect, her timing immaculate, the jokes hit and they hit well. Then without a note out of place her costar lifted her up, throwing her over his shoulders, there backs against each other. She was now singing upside down, being carried across the stage.
“That was her idea ya know” The stark contrast of Mickey's sharp tenor almost made Alastor jolt. Surprising punctual, Mickey stood beside him observing the scene on stage with a wistful hum, a rusted toolbox cradled under one arm.
“She’s something ain’t she? Came in here and started changing things left and right. Thought she was gonna make the director pull out the last of his hair. A right proper diva, but I gotta say…” Mickey turned his focus back to Alastor.
“Everything she’s changed looks and sounds a whole lot better now”
“I can see now why everyone’s been so worked up over her, she’s quite remarkable.” Alastor’s eyes never left her figure. He was far too mesmerized by the swishing of her skirt and the unwavering rhythm of her vibrato.
“Tell me about it. Stage manager said they’re gonna finish this scene, give notes and be done. I’ll show you to her room backstage.” Mickey walked to an entrance on the back wall, the phrase ‘Theater staff only’ painted on it. While Alastor was loath to miss the rest of the performance, it would do him no good to stand there and stare. He had a job to do after all.
Alastor followed behind his little handyman acquaintance, the man’s orange curls bobbing up and down with his stunted gait. He’d probably told Alastor what caused the limp before, and no doubt with a little liquor in his system, he’d tell him again.
Perhaps he’d listen this time.
It was then that Alastor, wanting to fill the lull in the conversation, made the utterly horrendous mistake of commenting on the architecture of the place.
“Hell if you like what you see here I outta show you the ceiling by the costume room on our way. Oh and the marble piece by the managers office, and the..” Thus began the long, arduous detour as Mickey entered room after room, showing Alastor each piece of cabinetry and gilded doorknob he’d found interesting. When he’d thought about taking a tour, this wasn’t what he’d meant. And with no knowledge of the buildings layout, and almost no other staff milling about from what he could see, there was almost no chance of Alastor ditching Mickey and finding the woman’s dressing room on his own. He was well and truly at this buffoons mercy.
By the time Mickey had deemed him educated enough on the buildings design, they were a good 45 minutes late. Alastor’s good mood from earlier long gone, the memory of the woman’s voice replaced with his inner thoughts doing their best to keep him from strangling his companion. He would be lucky if she was even still here, probably leaving sometime ago, and if she was as much a diva as Mickey had described earlier, he could kiss the idea of rescheduling with her goodbye. The smile on his face had never felt tighter or more forced.
Mickey gave a good 3 solid knocks on the door, it rattled, the ancient looking wood contrasting again the shiny new hinges. Shuffling could be heard on the other side, the new hinges remaining silent as the door opened.
“Mickey, I was starting to think you had forgotten” The woman from before stood before them, her costume now replaced with some light looking summer affair. The hair from the performance apparently part of the costume, as y/h/c strands stuck with sweat against her brow. Her accent was thick, almost annoyingly so. Not incomprehensible but certainly not accustomed to the foreign sounds and syllables on her tongue. Which Alastor found odd, as he’d not detected a whiff of it in her song earlier.
She stepped aside, gesturing the men into her space. It was humbly furnished with a daybed, an arm chair with a side table and large mirrored vanity. A long pole stretching from one wall to the other, housing a hand-full of dresses, marked with pieces of paper and scene names. Her hands, slightly sullied with ink stains, were clasped in front of her as she waited on the men to enter and adjust.
“Sorry to keep you waiting ma’am it was all my fault truly” Mickey fessed up, arms in front of with an apologetic look in his eyes.
She pulled out the chair at the vanity as she began to speak, a small selection of raw vegetables sat on wax paper in front of her.
‘How odd’ Alastor thought.
“Oh it’s alright sir, I take notes well here just as I do at the apartment” The sentence made Alastor worry. The accent he had anticipated, but the broken English would be a problem. He could deduce from the state of her hands and the manuscript sitting next to the armchair that she was talking about taking down notes, but one could not count on visual context clues in a strictly audio-graphic medium.
“Oh where are my manners” Mickey seemed to remember he was there for a reason. “Miss. Y/n Leroux, Mr. Alastor Altruist, the finest radio personality and friend a man could ask for.” Mickey stepped aside, his hands in dramatic fashion as he bowed, gesturing Alastor forward.
“Ma’am I hope you can forgive our tardiness” Alastor took the woman’s hand, pressing a chaste kiss to the knuckles before taking a step back. If there was ever a time to turn on the southern charm it was now.
“Oh no no, it’s good. It’s water with a bridge and all that” She put her hands up in a dismissive manner. While Alastor thought the flubbing of the idiom was cute, the more he dwelled on it the more it gave him pause. Why was a woman who didn’t know English using a metaphorical turn of phrase? That seems rather, advanced, didn’t it? His intrigued piqued, Alastor sat in the arm chair, helping himself to the pen on the side table while pulling out a steno pad from his breast pocket.
“If you don’t mind ma’am, I’d like to share some of my questions with you now. Just to give you some time to polish your answers before we go live.”
“Oh yes, okay” Y/n sat back, her legs crossed at the ankle with her hands once more clasped in front of her on her lap.
As Alastor began to focus, the rhythmic squeaking of the floorboards got his attention. He turned toward the sound, Mickey standing there, rocking back and forth with his hands in his pockets. Feeling Alastor’s gaze, he looked at the pair.
“Oh should I?” Mickey made a pointing gesture at the daybed before walking over and sitting on it, without actually receiving an answer. Before Alastor could even begin to focus this time, the whistling began. Try as he might he couldn’t school his features enough to hide the irritation in his brow.
“Parfois je me demande si t’as été bercé trip près du mur…” Y/n muttered under her breath. “Mickey could you help me?” Mickey sat at attention. “My hat I think is backstage, or eh in the seats?”
“Oh I‘ll go fetch it for you, won’t take me but a minute. Don’t start without me Al!” Mickey practically sprinted out the door.
As he heard the latch secure in the frame, Alastor let out a small breath, the stress in shoulders dissipating significantly . Y/n just hummed fondly, before reaching behind her seat. She turned slightly, a small grin plastered on her face as she raised her hand, holding the ‘misplaced’ hat up for Alastor to see.
Alastor let out a small laugh “Many thanks” he said, this smile feeling much more genuine. Y/n simply nodded her head, gesturing with her hand for him to start once more.
They were about 15 minutes into it and Alastor was almost done explaining how things would go, and feeding her some of his questions. As she spoke he took down her answers, not for the sake of remembrance but to try and parse out how much English she really knew. As he was reviewing small crunches could be heard across from him. Y/n was munching on the vegetables he had noticed earlier.
“Why are you eating like that?” Alastor asked off the cuff.
“Pardon?” She simply sat there, genuine confusion on her face.
“Why are you eating like you’re a rabbit and not a human? What is your French palette to delicate for our American cuisine.” The comment was out of the blue and a bit forced, but Alastor wanted to insult her. He wanted to see how she reacted when given a surprise.
“Do you insult all your eh guests?” She said, sass dripping out into her voice, looking very much like she wanted to role her eyes.
There it was, his lynchpin.
“I’m the interviewer here, not the interviewee.” Alastor’s confidence had well and truly been restored. This time she did role her eyes at his comment. He just gave out a laugh. “Tell you what, how about a little tit for tat. I’ll answer a question, if you do.”
“I was already answering them.” She just fixed him with a look.
“Off the book questions, no interview, just personal questions for me.” She seemed to ponder a moment, before giving in.
“Fine”
“Ladies first” Alastor gestured to her.
“Do you insult all your guests?” She asked, the evidence once more affirmed in Alastor’s mind.
“Actually my dear, I don’t really do interviews. I’m more of a solo artist. This one was more me being opportunistic, let’s say. Since you are my only interviewee then I guess the answer is yes, though I didn’t mean any insult.” Y/n just gave a huff at his comment.
“So why do you eat like a woodland critter?” Alastor prodded once more.
“I’ve been here since the morning. It’s hot here and meat spoils. So” She gestured to the remnants of what was apparently her lunch. “Your turn” Alastor simply said, no further comment on his lips.
“If this is for me, why are you taking notes?” This intrigued him further, so she was not as oblivious as she seemed.
“These are more just for the sake of record keeping. Just makes the process easier” The lie was easy, and flowed smoothly of his tongue. The most impressive part being she couldn’t really call him out on it. The back and forth had settled her, she seemed eased and comfortable with the questioning.
Time to knock her down.
“So for mine what I want to know is why you’re pretending you don’t know English? “
“Excus-“
“Save it” He held his hand out in front of him to stop her. “You couldn’t have known this but I do know some French, and from what I know the word ‘do’ doesn’t exist in it. So if you were as linguistically challenged as you say you are, then that little ‘Do you insult all your guests’ would have sounded a lot more awkward than it was, or at the very least a whole lot slower.” Alastor just sat there and basked in her face. The mix of offense and frustration that he found just so adorably entertaining.
“Though” he began pondering aloud “I suppose I didn’t need that tidbit of evidence, Mickey said he spoke to you, and heh even I can’t understand Mickey most days.” The grin on his face was wide and sharp, the tension in the room stifled the air around them. He half expected her to walk out, seeing as she gave no response to him.
Y/n closed her eyes and took a breath, steadying herself before opening them once more, her gaze no longer shocked but determined.
“If you must know” the change in her voice was striking. Gone almost entirely was the accent, and the small cautiousness that hung over her before was no where to be seen. “It’s because I’m a novelty. While I’m more than confident in my capabilities as a singer, Mr. Altruist, I’m much more valuable to Americans as an exotic European foreigner, than as a competent singer.”
“So you’re being a ham for the sake of what exactly?” His brow quirked up in curiosity.
“That’s two questions in a row, it’s my turn.” Y/n stated matter of factly. “What it’d like to know is why you’ve been needing to get blood out of your clothes recently?”
Alastor swallowed hard, surely she was joking? Perhaps she was testing him?
“It was hard to tell when you first entered, considering Mickey so odorously reeks of grease and metal. However what this rooms gains in amenities it lacks in air flow. As we’ve sat here I’ve noticed how strongly the scent of citrus and salt is on you. While any decent lady knows this is an easy remedy for most stains, it’s the underlying twinge of iron that gives away just what stain was being removed.” Y/n just sat there, her arms at her sides, eyes alight and mouth eased into a grin.
“Though” she said “I suppose I didn’t need that tidbit of evidence as when you sat down I noticed that odd purple stain on your collar.” She paused pointing on her neck to where the blotch was on him. “My guess is you missed the spot while blueing your shirt since it sits right in the fold of the collar .” Y/n sat back, pleased with her analysis of the arrogant bastard in front of her.
Alastor looked down, his face blank as he tried desperately to hold himself together. He couldn’t kill her, Mickey was still in the building looking for her blasted hat. Plus she was much too high profile and he had bragged at the office about the interview. So no alibi, a witness and a persistently observant woman in front of him. What to do?
Alastor laughed slowly before looking up once more. “Why do you know so much about removing blood stains Miss. Leroux?” He smiled once more, it was a flimsy trap, but he couldn’t let her know that. He didn’t need to cover though as she didn’t fall for it,.
“I think I asked you first.” Was all she said. The smug look on her face as she crossed her arms was too much for Alastor, he made to lift himself up and out of this hellhole of a dressing room.
“So Friday at 4 then? Or 3 to be early?” She simply stated nonchalantly, making no move to get up or stop him.
“Heh, do some preliminary stalking of me did you?” Alastor was trying and failing to get the upper hand again as he grabbed his things to leave.
“Don’t flatter yourself. Mickey told me when your show was.” Alastor turned to see her once more before he left. The look in her face had not lessened any. She smugly raised her hand, waving at him with 3 fingers.
“Toodles”
#alaska writes#alastor x reader#reader insert#human alastor#alastor x y/n#alastor x you#Parfois je me demande si t’as été bercé trip près du mur#is an affection way of calling someone stupid#Direct translation: Sometimes i wonder if you've been cradled too close to the wall#some say mickey is still looking for readers hat to this day#also blueing was a method used for color correcting white clothes
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