#cute fur ball chay

[maenecoon]

am once again thinking about cat shifter!chay and human!kim,, except it's a bit more canon and less magic

- cat chay who sleeps on the streets and gets "kidnapped" by kim one day

- cat chay who tries to escape but realises it's almost impossible

- new cat owner kim who tries his best to take care of a cat but is, new to this, and thus gets a bit over zealous (3 different cat trees, the finest fish/meat for cat food, food finer than human chay has ever eaten)

- cat chay who contacts porsche by bapping his paws on the phone buttons and meowing loudly

- kinn who picks up porsche's phone and is wondering how tf kim knows porsche

- porsche who has to stage a heist to kidnap chay back from kim's house, only to be betrayed by cat chay who has been bribed by cat nip and a5 wagyu

- cat chay shenanigans and a sprinkle of murder

just, the thought of kim raising a cat who's actually a human. and the thought that chay who suddenly shifts back to human when he's asleep on kim's lap,,, and how they deal with whatever the fuckery that is. anyways! cat fluff!

[bigtopbinary]

Noodle Dragon Headcanons.

This will include headcanons for Genyatta dragons (Soba and Zenny) and McHanzo dragons (Rin, Len and Oats)

Zenny Headcanons.

1. Zenny is literally just named after one of Genji's nicknames for Zenyatta and Genji was having too much of a cute overload to object.

2. Zenny is shiny orange with silky golden fur. She has bright blue eyes which are mostly closed and/or mostly closed as a call back to Zenyatta's eyes.

3. Zenny will always look out for her precious Soba and loves him so much. She loves wrapping Soba in her coils and purring him to sleep.

4. Zenny loves Vegetables. She literally won't eat meat. She's kinda a hippie TBH. Zenny loves to be around flowers and plants so much that Zenyatta and Genji made her a little garden with her own little pond with goldfish. (Koi fish would've been too big but Zenny didn't mind, she actually thought they were cuter 😊)

5. Zenny doesn't get angry. She's kinda passive aggressive though. She'll bump your leg with her tail and give you a strained smile if you piss her off. Just like Zenyatta, she's always cool under pressure.

Soba Headcanons.

1. He LIVES for Zenny and Zenyatta. (Well, mainly Zenyatta's orbs because he's a big doof) He will make super weird noises like cat babble to get attention and jumps around like a bloody maniac all the time. He's a random ass ball of energy.

2. He loves annoying his two brothers, Rin and Len. He'll bat at them and screech at their faces then bounce of giggling. (Like Pepe Le Pew LOL)

3. Soba is named after his favourite food, Soba noodles! Only eat Soba noodles if you KNOW Soba isn't there. He is also surprisingly fond of ice tea.

4. Soba is sleeker than Hanzo's and McCree's dragons but not as sleek as Zenny. His fur gets thicker around his tail and is more fluffy than Zenny.

Oats Headcanons. (Oats is an American style dragon BTW so he has wings and no antlers, just little horns 😊 awwwww)

1. Oats is a lazy boi who loves having two boyfriends. McCree actually gets jealous because Oats essentially has two fluffy Hanzo's, fighting over his attention. Also Oats is kinda fat.

2. He always finds a way to satisfy both Rin and Len at the same time. It's not uncommon to find Oats on top of both of them, petting them and purring what we can assume are some pretty sinful things if Rin and Len's blushes, shy smiles and McCree and Hanzo's hard blushes and occasional scolding are anything to go by.

3. Oats loves getting cuddles from Hanzo. He'll just flop on his shoulder like a big cat with his big wings folding behind him. He'll purr and purr and purr and get the total baby treatment from Hanzo.

"Who's a good dragon? You are Oats, you are! Awww such a big beautiful boy!~ You are so cute! Yes you are baby, yes you are!~"

And McCree will just be standing there pouting wishing that he could get the baby princess voice. (Not that he doesn't because Hanzo loves him too much not to)

4. Oats LOVES cinnamon rolls SO MUCH. He also like really dark coffee like McCree. Hanzo cringes so hard when he sees them both drinking it. He often complains about how thick it looks and how bitter it smells. Oats really likes incense and scented candles as well so they'll have some really nice smells drifting the house at all times.

5. Oats loving getting his two blue boyfriends wound up. He thinks its sexy. I guess he gets it from McCree because he likes doing it to Hanzo as well.

6. Oats is a Western style dragon with wings and all. He is red with a gold belly and little gold horns that you can barely see. His mane is VERY THICK and FLUFFY and is a darker shade of red.

Rin and Len Headcanons.

1. Rin and Len are sleek and have fluffy fur around their neck while it thins down their sleek tails. They are very exotic looking and act like spoilt cats.

2. Hanzo SPOILS his 'little angels' as he calls them. He buys them the best shampoos and brushes and cooks them beautiful food every day. They return the favour by cuddling him, advising him and protecting him. They pretty much think of Hanzo as their motherly figure.

3. The constantly fight over Oats. But they would gladly hiss at him and scratch him if he pisses them off. In which case, Oats will desperately try to cuddle and swaddle them like a classic hopeless romantic like McCree.

4. Rin loves meat and vegetable combined. He doesn't like them separately a lot. Except if its chicken nuggets from McDonalds with BBQ sauce of course. But Len... he likes... mayonnaise.... Like, at McDonalds he'll just get two tubs of mayo!! Its creepy. They both like Chai and Green tea.