#The Audible One

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[bixels]

Watched Rear Window last week. Went a little overboard on what was supposed to be a simple expression/design study.

Maybe one of the most bone-chilling scenes in film.

Individual shots:

[bbygirl-aemond]

"she permitted it." "as you permitted the murder of a little boy in his bed?" rhaenys please you've had your foot on team black's necks for this entire season

[molinaesque]

Annoyed/pissed off Raphael moments that tickled me

[maidenofcrows]

“The Crows were added into the Netflix adaptation of Shadow and Bone as a fan service.”

I understand that. But the actual fan service was when they showed Inej Ghafa kissing one of her blades before throwing it right into the Darkling’s chest

[canisalbus]

I wish to tell all my friends about the dog yaoi alas I am cursed with “how do I pronounce this name without sounding like an idiot”

You have my full permission to pronounce Machete's name any way that feels most natural to you, as long as it gets the point across!

My native language is Finnish so the way I say it probably wouldn't work for most people, and it wouldn't make sense in the setting of their story.

I think canonically the most correct takes would be Italian or Spanish (you can slap them on google translate for a quick comparison if you wish), but I really don't mind at all if you choose to localize it.

[lochlot]

i haven’t finished the show yet but they totally are gay and run away together and live happily ever after right? guys ? right? guys?

[bloodydeanwinchester]

god sam’s flashbacks in season 8 are soooooooo fucking boring!!!! i don’t care that you got a dog or that you became a handy man at a motel or that your girlfriend surprised you with a picnic for your birthday. it would be different if any of these scenes had anything interesting to say but no!!!!! they are boring and i don't care!!!!!!!!!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 290

Ghosts have the habit of taking names of those they’ve defeated. Not in spars or play-fights of course, and one has to actually be an adult for the instinct to hit, but it happens. It happens far more often than one would think. 

Jason? Actually has no clue when he comes back to the living why he stole one of the Joker’s older names, nor why the Pit goes so angry when he thinks about Robin- HisTitleHisFraidNameFromFamily- 

Now the Pit? Not a baby semi-near the cusp of adulthood, in fact is Very Old even if it’s more hivemind-esque then a full on realms entity. Very offended for the Baby it was gifted, because who takes that from a literal infant?! 

Oh! Oh that’s another baby! Hm, change of plans, obviously the baby is also its. Because while adult ghosts trying to forcefully take a Name is a direct challenge? A ghostling- or in this case liminal- doing it is an open invitation for adoption. 

[cruelestpigeon]

hatsune miku is a program on a computer connected to the internet, jonathan sims is also a program on a computer connected to the internet. in this essay i will-

[xxplastic-cubexx]

cant stop thinkin bout charles and erik readin together on the couch but instead of reading with him charles is listening to eriks thoughts while he reads. Live mind commentary ……..

[necrolacrymans]

TPOF's memelord mode is actual gold (Derek's route edition)

+ Bonus Tom being the delicate angel he is

[quaranmine]

ETHO SAID HE WAS GOING HOME BEFORE HE DIED? HE WANTED TO DIE AT HOME? MY HEART-

[azurityarts]

emera infinity gauntlet

[vaguely-concerned]

'the hissing wastes suck' wow what a way to admit you've never experienced the joy of listening to iron bull wax archaeologic about ancient dwarven building techniques

[mo-mode]

Okay so now that we have more satyr lore in the show, I’m gonna need an in-universe documentary about all of the magical creatures and monsters narrated by minor god of nature himself David Attenborough and filmed by a crew of brave satyrs but it always goes horribly wrong. every time they try to document a monster in its natural habitat, the monster’s just reading a book or like eating a churro or something until either it tries to eat the crew or a demigod child appears and then they turn into a living nightmare and David is like “oh dear” in his posh British accent and they cut to some b-roll footage of centaurs galloping or something. And then when they try to get some cute footage of magical creatures, either the satyrs almost die or there’s a tragic death of the creatures like hippocampus babies traveling in a pod with their family, but then one of them gets eaten by a sea serpent and you see a satyr wailing in the corner as we hear David say something like “oh what a shame but that’s the circle of life” and they just keep on going. the satyrs keep trying to give the animals satyr’s blessings but that’s not allowed cuz they can’t interfere like normal documentarians can’t so it’s just them trying and failing to protect the animals while the omniscient god David Attenborough keeps narrating without pause. But it’s also their duty as satyrs to preserve nature so they still need to make the best show possible

It’s a Need. I will write the script myself, okay? Don’t tempt me. Rick Riordan hire me PLEASE