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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
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yoo where is my uber taking me 😭
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opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
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s10e05, oxygen // s11e07, kerblam!
lol. lmao even
#dwedit#doctor who#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#timelordgifs#milk gifs#also i can't get over how much more visually interesting the shot of 12 is and how that isn't just a one off thing#hits#<- unfortunately#kerblam fiasco
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I came across this during my Nora tweet search and it made me laugh so loud ��
Ma'am... Do you mean exy or.... 👀
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happy touch starved emotionally deprived autumn to all who celebrate. Yay
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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain
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#saw this on twitter and if made me cry laughing so now i gotta watch waxwork#hits#flashing#flashing lights
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every time I get better at art instead of using it to grow my followers by drawing more popular stuff I start self sabotaging by wanting to only draw really specific kinda terrible things instead. Keeps my soul balanced in the divine flow of the universe I think
#social media clout is the mind-killer. social media clout is the little death that brings total obliteration#hits
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Welcome back Archivist and their hate for gym rats named Jared!
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tma#tmagp 26#jared hopworth#jonathan sims#?#not sure if i should tag him or not#hits
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