#That was a reference

[kyri45]

Bawling my eyes while im dancing in the kitchen in the refrigerator lights while I'm imagining the next scenes of the Shadowpeach comic

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Mech Suit Mayhem

Coolant leak inside the suit causing the coolant to drip into the whumpee’s mouth and/or eyes and chemically burn them.

Coolant leak outside the suit causing the suit to overheat and cook the whumpee like it’s an E-Z Bake Oven.

Whumpee falls unconscious during a rain storm that lasts for days and is unable to move when they awake because their joints are rusted together.

Springtrap-like injuries from the suit when it takes damage, components stabbing and crushing the whumpee inside.

Catalytic converter (or whatever it is) failing, causing the suit to emit toxic fumes to the user; they go loopy before having more severe symptoms of smoke inhalation.

Getting locked in the mech suit for days — either because of a malfunction, because they’re in battle, or because they’re underwater or in space — and being unable to take it off to eat or drink anything, perhaps also having to run around in their own filth and stench as well.

The mech suit accidentally gets locked into autopilot mode and forces Whumpee to move their limbs, walking and flying, when they are injured or weak and absolutely should NOT be walking and flying.

Old mech suits with black mold growing inside that slowly poison the wearer.

Having to be pried out of a mech suit in a standing position and instantly falling limp into their rescuer’s arms, hair and clothes soaked through with sweat and grime.

Shock absorbers or thrusters failing during a big jump off a cliff, causing severe damage to the wearer’s knees or other joints.

A foreign or alien rescuer not knowing where the suit ends and the whumpee begins due to anatomical and technological differences, so they have to tediously, very carefully grind it away bit-by-bit until they reach the person inside.

Low oxygen notifications.

Low fuel notifications.

Getting trapped in a suit with no fuel or a dead battery.

Being unable to leave the mech suit until the mission is completed to the employer’s terms.

Being monitored inside a mech suit with cameras, life sign sensors, and tracking beacons for their health

Being monitored inside a mech suit with cameras, life sign sensors, and tracking beacons to make sure they aren’t committing treason

[thecouncil-official]

Do you have any advice for other organizations on how to handle internships?

@thematchmakingoffice

I’ll assume this is for the council so I’ll pass this on… -the intern

It’s really simple honestly. You schedule interviews and choose someone with your criteria. Preferably someone relatively intelligent, though step with caution, because often this also means that they are annoying. Our intern is exhibit A for that, but she does work, which is what we need. She has been spreading wonderful information about our governing and Foxfire. We have full trust in her to manage the account, and have little doubt she would ever post something that does not coincide with our values and our appearances from the people.

After that, you settle their pay for them. The lower the better. Foxfire students get so excited when they’re noticed academically that they never even realize how much of a rip off they’re getting. After that make sure you rarely or never pay them and that is it! Quite simple isn’t it?

-Councillor Alina, a professional at underpaying interns

[nylonnye2]

Last I heard my family was arguing about moldy oranges and now one of my uncles is getting a talking to by his wife because he got too angry over said moldy oranges

[werewolf-femboy-maid]

Imma poor boy, sellin' mah beautiful cow Annabelle. Wha' can you gimme for her', good' merchant?

6,000,000 cookies, 26 acorns, and $5,000. I hope that works :"}

me and my bf are starting a regenerative farm, so we will make sure Annabelle is safe and happy as she roams our sunny meadows. We will make the best cheese in the world with her contributions (humanely gathered).

Best of luck, my friend. this economy is harsh and unforgiving in the faces of all that it leeches from. Much blessings in the name of Our Lord and Savior Hatsune Miku

[16goingon17]

in work studies rn and one of the boys came over (he's one of those kids that's always really loud and annoying) and the teacher said "why are you over there" and he said "im getting help". I just said a little to loudly "you do need alotta help" and he just straight to racism and started to call me names. im a pasty white so he just said stuff like "what the hell pasty?" it was funny af

[asiogie]

careful jm is going to accuse you of having internalized misogyny

where would i be without jack manifold reminding me im only a stupid 13 year old girl

[seshisunshi]

adding hashtags at twt is embarrassing as hell

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[two-bees-poetry]

[pppuri]

say his name three times!

[necronatural]

Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired