#foxfire kotlc

[foxfire-official]

Working at Foxfire is just telling Sophie Foster and co to not set stuff on fire and then have them ignore you.

[thecouncil-official]

why’d you make Sophie wear the ability restrictor

girl idk i was feeling silly goofy that day

@therealsophieelizabethfoster

In all honesty though, the Elven Council has their own personal reasons to do so, which they will not be sharing to the public. Thank you.

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Fun fact: Foxfire has a rotating class schedule! I know this because it’s said in book 1 that Sophie has Alchemy on Wendsday but later in the book we see three back to back detentions starting the day after her alchemy session.

[toastingpencils37]

The school system in KotLC is fucking ass.

For one, the majority of the kids' classes are one-on-one, so they don't interact with other kids. (Plus where the fuck do they get enough teachers for that?)

Two, they get a shit ton of homework constantly, sometimes even having to do dangerous fucking shit for said homework.

And three, study hall. And boy do I have a lot to say about it. I'm not irritated that study hall is there, because with the amount of homework they get, it is needed. And this is one of the few classes where multiple kids are together. Buuuut, if you dare talk to someone during study hall, you get automatic detention. And detention in KotLC is fucking hell. And also, what if someone, or a group of people, are done with their work and are bored. So they're not allowed to talk whatsoever? I'm sorry, what?

Four, the fact that if no Talent comes in, you get booted out of the school and have to go elsewhere (though luckily that is something addressed in the book as wrong, unlike the stuff above)

Five, the locker lock taste combos. Not so much everyday, but on the days where a teacher, playing a joke, chooses the worst taste possible.

There's probably more but that's all I can think off the top of my head.

[elwin-at-your-service]

Did you attend Foxfire? I visited Exilium a few weeks ago. Although not in the soiled state I knew it as, it was still in disarray compared to Foxfire.

Since students are allowed to talk now (seriously why was no communication a thing?) I asked and some of them who grew up in the territories have seen a fair bit of bloodshed. Asking because establishing a healer program there would be cool

- @linh--song

Hi Linh!

I did attend Foxfire. It’s really the only schooling institution most noble elves know anything about - save the use of Exilium as a “behavioural disincentive”. There are actually other schools, though!

I haven’t ever been to Exilium, though I’ve heard a reasonable amount about it from you all. I can’t say what I’ve heard impressed me, though I know Councillor Oralie is making strides toward improvement there. I think your suggestion of a healing program is another step in the right direction, and well worth discussion with Oralie!

[magnatetheleto]

Apparently my love life is of public interest.

And people want an ask game to know who my partner is. Well, here it is.

Rules.

-Reblog this post + follow me because im Magnate Leto and need more followers than foxfire and I will drop an ask in your ask box (it may be from an alt, but it will always be signed -Magnate Leto, Foxfire)

-Clues can come in any shape or form.

-No you don't get my sexuality

-Figure it out, or don't. It's your choice.

PLEASE NOTE THAT ANYTHING IN THIS ASK GAME IS PURELY FANON AND LETOS LOVER IS PROBABLY GONNA BE A FAKE PERSON OKAY TY -red

Signing off,

Magnate Leto, Principal of Foxfire.

[foxfire-official]

We have the thing in the basement. And sophie foster.

Foxfire should be weirder. It doesn't have enough extremely concerning and horrifying things which everyone treats as 100% normal but do not at all belong in a school.

[thecouncil-official]

i heard someone ask a level 8 “on a scale of 1 to the forbidden cities how free are you tonight”

their response was “gethen in lumenaria’s dungeon”

it would have been a great answer, if they hadn’t forgotten that gethen broke out of the dungeon-

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Do u happen to actually know how the great gullon incident happened if so i want a full detail explanation...ill trade u my exclusive linh vs tam fight recording...

-Velia Genic (level 5)

Oh yeah! You see what happen was [redacted] and then [redacted] decided to [redacted]. After that it sort of went down like this:

[Entire section has been redacted]

Then the craziest thing happened, [redacted] actually [entire section has been redacted]

The following might be hard to believe, but [entire section has been redacted]. And that’s what happened during the great gullon incident.

Hope this helps!

[foxfire-official]

They might also make you work for the school!

maybe there would be less elvin wars if they let everyone be petty in their teen years instead of making them work for the government

[bookwyrminspiration]

the council was like yeah let's put the entire school of kids we've abandoned and thrown out and criminally neglected for years and consider unworthy and unfit for society in the middle of our most prestigious academy indefinitely. for battle training. this is smart.

unrealistic no one started shit the way they've gotta be frothing with resentment

[crumpetsandbiscuits]

Biana made so much sense in the first book

Let’s say you were Biana in the first book.

Before the events of KOTLC:

Your brother and your dad are always disappearing and leaving you out. You find yourself picking out flaws that your brother never had a problem with. “Am I always going to be the bronze to his gold?” Naturally, you start to turn to your friends for entertainment, including your best friend and your brothers’ cute friend who skipped a grade. You quickly become the most popular girl in school, everybody at your feet. “Do they like you because of you, or your status?” One day, you invite some friends home. They seem really giggly, for whatever reason. The second your brother walks in, they all flock to him. “Did he really make it about him today?” Your mother and your two best friends are the only ones who understand. Your mother tells you to be nice, because he doesn’t have many friends. It’s ok, at least your brother’s back.

When Biana is first introduced:

A dress suddenly disappears in your closet. When you ask your mom what happened, she says they’ve picked up some girl your age. It’s why they were doing all those errands, and they took your dress instead of buying a new one. “Another kid for my parents to love more.” You finally can’t take it, and you and your mom get into an argument. She uses her powers to disappear. “Classic. Always running away from conflict.” You hear your father’s voice. Oh. That girl is here. The epitome of everything your parents love more. Secrets, leaving you out, and your brother. Whatever.

The Elwin scene:

Is the school nurse in your house today? In taking a closer look, he is. You go to investigate when you see a ‘moment’ shared between your brother and that girl. She’s scared of the doctor. Yeah, right. The worst thing in the doctor is the medicine. You have a fun little chat with your brother and then go back to your room. It’s ok. You can always ignore her. It will be hard, but not impossible.

[magnatetheleto]

no, you guys, I am definetly not gay. my lover is not a man. my lover is a woman. get your facts right

-Magnate Leto, sick of being told he's gay

[foxfire-official]

Cool, can they do it to Leto too?

Update: the Waywards are currently breaking into @foxfire-official. They are trying to steal the Splotchers to dump on the Boobrie Dude's head.

[telugu-girl-13]

Also elves don't have to go to school until they're twelve. What a dream.