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Fun Tank fact!!
Tank has a lot of ‘ sweet grandchild ‘ energy with a lot of the mom and pops shops around town, if you bring him to a farmers market they will be crowed by older people talking to them like Tank is their own
#my sweet baby#you are sweet and the old people can tell#tank coming back home to Chrissy with free produce blinking#Chrissy: oh hey! I didn’t even text you about that#Tank: no you did not#Chrissy: then???#tank: the nice old couple at the farmers market#latenightsleeper#redacted audio#redacted asmr#sleep speaks#redactedverse#redacted darlin#redacted tank#redacted asmr darlin#tank fact
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silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.
#i can totally see Jason coming back and absolutely faltering the first time Batman calls him short round#when they’re in better terms Jason totally gets back at Bruce by calling him dad and seeing him walk into walls#jason: get uno reverse-d bitch#meanwhile Bruce: *crying*#he called me dad#it’s Bruce’s version of calling Jason little wing#im sorry I just love that they refer to him as a smol bby#cause this man is neither short nor little#he’s Dick’s baby brother#his little wing#his dad’s short round#Babs little bro#Bruce and Dick 🤝 calling Jason little and short#JSJKS meanwhile the entirety of Gotham in the background:#??? that is. a 6’4 tank of a man. that—that is not a short nor little#tim and Jason see Indiana Jones together no I don’t make the rules#also fun fact did you know Indians Jones is movie from the western genre?? cause I just got this information this week#im shook#JSJ#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#indiana jones#red hood#batman#dc
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Something about this kind of swimming getup for characters always immediately gives me transmasc vibes. Blue swim trunks and a tank top? Sorry man my brain already connected the dots. The vibes are there, and they’re not leaving.
#rottmnt#danny phantom#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#trans leonardo#trans danny fenton#this is the first and probably last time i make a post with danny phantom content but i think about that show from time to time still#decades later#anyway yeah if ur a male character and you wear blue swim trunks and a white to off white tank to swim then you have transmasc vibes#i stg I’ve seen a lot more characters with this too and I can’t recall immediately#but it’s REAL#I’m tired can you tell haha…#side note how did those sunglasses stick to Leo’s head#they’re not glued we see him easily move them later#so like#are the mystic#does he have magnets or something#wait here’s another I remember and I am so sorry for bringing this game to everyone’s minds again bUT#Shuichi Saihara from DanganRonpa wears blue swim trunks and a white/off white summer jacket#I’m telling you transmasc leaning characters keep wearing this#it’s like how transfem leaning characters are often depicted as having crushes on girls whose vibes they try to emulate immediately
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Honestly I cannot overstate how much seeing Hayden as TCW Anakin changed EVERYTHING. Matt Lanter's Anakin is a frat dude. He wears a backwards baseball hat and says vaguely offensive things without realizing, while being a fundamentally chill and outgoing guy at heart. Hayden's Anakin is... not that. His voice. His expressions. His physical presence. It's off somehow. It's just left of normal. It's completely unremarkable and yet deeply uncanny for reasons you can't quite describe. TCW Anakin was always a flatter, blander portrayal, but I don't think I realized until now what exactly was missing: the serial killer energy. The inarticulable conviction that SOMETHING unhinged is going on behind those eyes.
#also the difference between TCW anakin's charm and ROTS anakin's charm#tcw: outgoing. does finger guns. nonplussed socially sometimes but still confident. able to be charming#rots: competent. exuberant. frothing with rage. so shy and awkward he fully cant function. insecure. an entire tank yet fragile as glass#charming only because hes both SO COMPETENT and also so categorically unable to purposefully be charming#ITS SO DIFFERENT. WILDLY DIFFERENT. I DID NOT REALIZE HOW DIFFERENT IT WOULD BE#im so glad i got to see this honestly#im going to be reimagining tcw episodes with this version of anakin in them as my bedtime story from now on#i hate to be a broken record but KAREN MILLER CAPTURES THIS#star wars#grace for ts#anakin#ahsoka show#truly truly truly truly truly transformative for me as a person to have seen this#tcw anakin comes into the room loudly quipping and complaining#rots anakin stands there quietly until he smiles and you realize his teeth are covered in blood
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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)
#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batman#damian wayne#stephanie brown#tim drake#dick grayson#cassandra cain#duke thomas#anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig#i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did#I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon#mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j#anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j#me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc#-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre#god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it#i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you#mine
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are you telling me. this idiot died from that. have you SEEN the state banban is in.
#garten of banban spoilers#gobb spoilers#gobb 7 spoilers#garten of banban 7#garten of banban#im adding as many spoiler tags as possible because this scene needs to be experienced with no hints.#spoilers#bittergiggle#banban#doodle#this shitpost is all i could think about. like this implies banban is built like a tank. why is bittergiggle free exp. why did that kill hi#there WILL be more banban shitposts you can NOT stop me
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you never change, do you
#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#casa tidmouth#ttte henry#ttte gordon#3x4#senjart#I DONT CARE.#I DONT CAAAARRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!#<— he did in fact care.#thinking too hard about this pic makes my head hurt#its okay if you hate me. its okay if you think Im not the same man that you know. its okay if you refuse to change.#I’ll change for you. because thats how things are always like from the very start#Ill listen to all your stories even though you wont listen to mine#maybe thats how you always are gordon. its okay#youre so selfish. so greedy. so childish! but its okay. thats okay. thats why I’m here to take care of you#you dont want to hug me back? hold me? thats fine by me. anything for you gordon#……#………. WELL#WELLLLLLLL#GOODNIGHT ALL. I NEED TO BE SEDATED
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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a handful of kisses
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#bg3 astarion#khael tav#disegna e bevi#dnd#all of these were supposed to be quick warm up sketches AND YET#did I give them the true love's caress/embrace rings? of course I did who do you think I am#what would be the point of having a tank bf if he can't even take half the damage for you smh#otp: Warding Bond
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i was today years old when i realized that the orange blobs on this shirt pat wears for a good part of episode 6...
... are flowers (and rocks)...
... and not, as i fully believed, many tiny flying pomeranians. for your convenience i've prepared a visual to argue the validity of my interpretation
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#i started the pomeranian edit as a joke and then they came out blending in almost TOO well. please notice there are dogs here#i've been thinking about this shirt because teh also wears it in episode 3 of i told sunset about you (nice bad buddy reference!)#((that's a joke.))#but it genuinely DID take me until seeing it on pat again today for the hundredth time to suddenly go oh. oh my god#i mean!!! do flying pomeranians make sense? no. but why would they need to#this ostensibly came from the same closet as the legendary baseball mom tank & awful outdated us politics diss t-shirt#and honestly! way less of a totally wacky choice now that i know the truth. palm trees and flowers? yeah whatever#but palm trees and floating pomeranians? now THAT's fashion#*#bad buddy#bad buddy the series
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30 days to train aka 30 days for kars to cyber bully joseph
#caesar zeppeli#joseph joestar#kars jjba#kars#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojoke#jojo fanart#idk#redraw of a traditional doodle I did while skipping clubs#30 days kars’s ass that’s 30 days to cyber bully joseph while he trains#some modern au where phones exist I guess#and caesar has tiktok#caejose#I guess#if you squint#probably not but whatever#I mean you don’t know what kars is replying to#what#not implying anything gay between caesar and joseph at all#user spenglerstwinkie on tumblr thinking caesar and joseph are gay? what? never#never#…#I’m gonna stop yapping#they might be gay#bro joseph’s SLUTTY ASS TANK TOP LORD.#coming out as a kars hater I’m sorry his pretty hair doesn’t make up for it. wamuu 4L#alright I’m done#battle tendency#jojo part 2
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#ttte#thomas the tank engine#the fat controller#sir topham hatt#pup's art#inspired by those why did you swipe tiktoks#this is also my first regular tfc drawing#that was memey#then it was#im sorry this is stupid
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careful, bruce wayne, your mask is slipping
#i needed to draw him in a fish tank for like 4 months but i was so scared of drawing his face#i think i did... decently for now#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#my art#ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.
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Okay but 1000% yes to a campaign set in public domain worlds starring
Zac Oyama as Sherlock Holmes
Ally Beardsley as Pooh Bear
Brian Murphy as Piglet (personal casting, honestly any Winnie the Pooh character. Imagine a tigger murph.)
Siobhan Thompson as Mr. Darcy
Emily Axford as Jessica Rabbit
and Lou Wilson as the Christian God.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#adventuring party#dimension 20 adventuring party#how crazy would it be#and it could be like a who framed Roger rabbit type deal#like Neverafter with the tone of starstruck or Mentopolis#ooo imagine murph as like. Van Helsing or something. Hell yeah#fuck yeah#also omg they did the past 4 episodes in 36 hours?!?! you can fucking tell they need a nap#like they understandably had nothing left in the tank#that cold open was so real#fucking zoning out and not talking for a few seconds like I would be too#I needed a nap just watching the episode
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I think Orym's position here is such a great one to depict, because the reality of any form of political organizing you will find someone who will not budge. This is fundamentally neutral, though someone like this can certainly have a position you find repugnant. It doesn't matter. This is the reality of dealing with that person. If someone will under no circumstances change their position - especially if it's informed by personal experience - that doesn't mean they are a good or bad person or their position is justified or not, but it does mean that to get them on your side, either you will have to find a way to appeal to them, not the other way around, or you will have to move forward without their support.
When encountering someone like this, you can bang your head against the brick wall and tell them about the superiority of your position for as long as you want, but unless you dip into threats and coercion or worse, you really cannot make them do anything they don't want to, no matter how eloquently you speak. There's considerable power in being that person.
(For what it's worth, I think he's perhaps the truest foil to Ludinus in this respect; I believe Ludinus's beliefs to be just as deeply ingrained and immutable. The key difference is that Orym is not in any way responsible for the death of Ludinus's family, or like, Molaesmyr, so when they move into the moral part of the argument instead of simply the blunt reality of unmoving objects, he does have a significant advantage.)
#my feeling re: bringing up will and derrig is that if the conversation can be shut down by that it should be shut down#if someone else has greater conviction in ludinus's position then by all means speak up. you can talk over him.#slash. have that conversation without him there. liam's got a backup character. orym can leave if bells hells decides to go vanguard#he's not precious about characters he'd do it#anyway i imagine after leaving ludinus was like well shit i fucked that up beyond repair before even knowing i had#and i better go with my contingencies bc somehow the two ruidusborn have found someone who will defend them unto death against me#which is very funny for me. maybe you could have gotten it all if you hadn't called a hit on Keyleth. but you did!#cr spoilers#absolutely incredible to demonstrate tanking but like. in conversation.
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Oh god. Oh god that hurt.
No, no I am not okay after watching the first three episode of The Boys’ spinoff, Gen V. It is because of this character arc. I am a trans woman currently navigating difficult waters with my father and good GOD THIS SCENE HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK. “I’m just… the kid addicted to their PlayStation. Who goes to Olive Garden just for the breadsticks, who binges Property Brothers. I’ve never changed Dad. I’ve always just been me.” DEAR GOD I was torn to shreds by that scene. That’s all I’ve ever wanted anyone to ever see. Especially my father. I’m still me. I’m still the kid addicted to video games, the one who can talk your ear off about Star Wars or Nintendo. I’m still me, Dad.
Jordan Li rocketed to my favorite character for obvious reasons but still overall I’m extremely eager to see where things go for them. They deserve the world dammit and I will fight till my last breath until they get it ON THEIR LAP!
#gen v#the boys#jordan li#bigender#they them#trans pride#i cried writing this#protect them at all costs#but also they can do IT THEMSELVES DID YOU SEE THEM TANK THOSE HITS FROM GOLDEN BOY?!?#gen v spoilers
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