#TWO WHOLE YEARS

[wiintring]

Am I ironically woke? The butt of my joke?

Or am I just some post-coke, average, skinny bloke

Calling his ego imagination?

I've not picked up that in a thousand four hundred days

And nine hours and sixteen minutes, babe

It's kind of my daily iteration

[bumfuzzled-bee]

*SugarCrash! starts playing

[themistdragon]

Girliepop, I say this to you with all the love I have for you, what in the fuck were you expecting.

[ejsplace]

Whale Weekly?

i missed the first wave of Dracula Daily so now im signing up for Whale Weekly. the next two years of my life. 

[bluegiragi]

only one slasher's allowed in these woods…

early access + nsfw on patreon

[akanemnon]

I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.

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[yellows-secret-blog]

I am a very patient person, I don't normally get angry

But why THE FUCK

Would this BITCH prescribe me Parkinson's disease medicine for my fucking DEPRESSION

SHE DIDN'T EVEN LET ME TALK

I told her I got some shaky hands because of the increasing of some medication (that's even gone now that I stopped taking it) and she simply assumed I needed medicine to stop that?!!!

SHE DIDN'T LET ME FINISH A SINGLE SENTENCE

I FUCKING HATE DOCTORS

[bitacrytic]

Also, why did that gay boy think the best way to get over his gay crush was to get in a heterosexual relationship????

My guy, go find you a man to bang your brains out. A woman will not do it for you.

[zorangezest]

you guys are never gonna guess what i watched recently

IVE ACCUMULATED SO MANY

[dcxdpdabbles]

Me at 11 pm : I have three essays due in 1 hour.

My brain: You know what would be hilarious? If Danny became a god and didn't know it. In fact, he still worries about mundane things like health insurance and being a home owner to even notice his powers got a boost. He's eaten ramen for the last five days and hasn't slept for even longer.

Me: That's cool but what about our essay-

Brain: Then guess who discovers him? Wonder Woman. She happens across Danny who was trying to buy some groceries, wearing a bathrobe, sweat pants and looking like a typical dead inside college student.

She straight up bows mid-fight in front of him calling him Apollo.

Danny wasn't aware he took up Apollo's title which is apparently a job title of the Ghost Zone? How did he become Apollo?

Easy. Danny got real into musicals and the concept of justice. The last Apollo retired and flung the title at him when Clockwork (Chronos) brought him for a gala after he heard Danny mindlessly singing a song.

Now, wonder woman won't leave him alone. She wants to serve him. Her comrades in the Justice League aren't any better. They keep inviting him to dinners in his honor. And at one point, Wonder Woman even offered to battle Batman for his amusement?

Me: Please just focus. We have. One. Hour.

[paintedcrows]

they make me feel unwell

(continued: Stan & Young Ford)

[ectonurites]

happy valentines day y'all

[pepperingsteaks]

heyheyheyy here are some silly little doodles from my sketchbook

[whatisamildopinion]

whatever the true reason is for Kipperlilly hating Riz specifically, there is something uniquely hilarious to me about the idea of this high strung rogue harboring this pathological, foaming-at-the-mouth-with-hatred, one-sided rivalry with another rogue student for two whole years, and then she shows up to the first day of junior year and gets read for filth by his cleric friend, who goes on the immediately surpass all previous levels of hatred and create a two-sided rivalry that the original rival is just tagging along with because of Friend Duties. absolutely hysterical that Riz hates Kipperlilly out of disdain for the ratgrinders and solidarity with Kristen, meanwhile Kipperlilly's main-character rivalry with Riz was usurped in roughly .5 seconds by Kristen Applebees whipping out "What are you, like, four dogs?"

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

[ewwww-what]

You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?