#TWO WHOLE YEARS
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Am I ironically woke? The butt of my joke?
Or am I just some post-coke, average, skinny bloke
Calling his ego imagination?
I've not picked up that in a thousand four hundred days
And nine hours and sixteen minutes, babe
It's kind of my daily iteration
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*SugarCrash! starts playing
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Girliepop, I say this to you with all the love I have for you, what in the fuck were you expecting.
#like.........#two whole years#not a word#how else would he react?!?!?#“omg rayla you lied and abandoned me but you’re back now so everything you did is null and void”#yikes girl#tdp#tdp memes#tdp rayla#tdp callum#tdp s4
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only one slasher's allowed in these woods…
early access + nsfw on patreon
#this halloween event is...slasher themed!!! its a blast from the past back when i drew these two as slashers last year#ghost is a jason voorhees knockoff#konig is a pyramidhead twist#and soap is a camp counsellor in very tight shorts#there's more to this btw the whole event is 3 posts#this is the first one#more to come soon!!#simon ghost riley#konig#john soap mactavish#giragi art#cod mw2
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you guys are never gonna guess what i watched recently
IVE ACCUMULATED SO MANY
#transformers#maccadam#tf one spoilers#tf one#orion pax#optimus prime#d 16#bumblebee#elita one#megatron#starscream#soundwave#shockwave#ive been an off and on transformers fan for years#ive been getting gen 1 stuff recommended to me#and half of it is ALWAYS STARSCREAM#i really love soundwave#love him and his two whole lines of dialogue#transformers one
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I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#crossover#utdr#crossover comic#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#art#susie deltarune#chara#this will ignite the “chara did nothing wrong” vs “chara is a murder hobo” debate I just know it#fact is they gave up everything for their plan to succeed and asriel blew it#HOWEVER they were also forced to watch asriel die and they could do nothing about it#so what does a dead child do for who knows how many years all alone with no one else to talk to?#they rethink everthying that went wrong#guilt is a weird thing that lingers and festers in your mind#no matter how much you're actually at fault#I mean come on... they were an abused kid#all they wanted was to not hurt anymore and return the love they were given no matter the cost#but now they are CONVINCED it was their plan that kickstarted this whole mess#and it's eating at them#you can see it because they actually used contractions for once#i love subtle stuff like that#also hey#susie's feeling remorse for her whole “chara offed asriel” comment#the two are more alike than she thought and now she feels bad#out of all people she should know what it's like to be falsely accused
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I am a very patient person, I don't normally get angry
But why THE FUCK
Would this BITCH prescribe me Parkinson's disease medicine for my fucking DEPRESSION
SHE DIDN'T EVEN LET ME TALK
I told her I got some shaky hands because of the increasing of some medication (that's even gone now that I stopped taking it) and she simply assumed I needed medicine to stop that?!!!
SHE DIDN'T LET ME FINISH A SINGLE SENTENCE
I FUCKING HATE DOCTORS
#im so angry fuck fuck fuck#i waited 2 years for this fucking appointment and she didn't even let me speak#i waited#TWO WHOLE YEARS#TWO YEARS FOR THAT#IM GOING TO KILL THE MAYOR#at least i dont have to pay for it#vent#tw vent#im sorry im sorry#medical maltreatment#idk
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Also, why did that gay boy think the best way to get over his gay crush was to get in a heterosexual relationship????
My guy, go find you a man to bang your brains out. A woman will not do it for you.
#What are you thinking?#Janghyun is not a woman#why did you try out a straight relationship?#two years#TWO WHOLE YEARS#you spent it painting a woman's dress???#it won't work#this show had better find Ryangeum is man or else#I say while knowing how the story will end#mbc my dearest
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early days shenanigans
shameless fic plug
#billford#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#gf theseus’ guide#they r silly#i like to imagine that for several years after falling through the portal#ford refuses to get new clothes#anyways chap 4 has some more of these two being silly yay#i'll need to do a whole spin off fic that's just these two being fucking goobers
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they make me feel unwell
(continued: Stan & Young Ford)
#the flip side is that Grunkle Stan and Young!Ford are really funny to draw. But these two? I think about them and start sobbing#anyway been trying to draw a little Time Travel AU stuff. specifically The grunks meeting their 30-something-year-old selves#oldies in the 80s AU#if you will#its like god imagine being completely no contact with your brother and then BAM a guy who has the EXACT relationship you want shows up#and he's being really nice to you and you're pretty sure you've passed out and this is a dream but you really dont want to wake up#and on Ford's side he is suddenly face to face with this really beat up younger version of his brother and its like uh oh! Guilt!#Best behaviour time. cannot be ribbing this one like he would've been if Grunk Stan got injured.#Which only adds to the whole 'I'm bleeding out after being beaten up and this is a fever dream' feeling on Stan's side#cw injury#cw blood#i mean drawn and cartoony but still#gahh kinda want to completely redo this from scratch but tis what it tis#Gravity Falls#Gravity Falls time travel AU#time travel au#is time stuck a specific thing or general term for time travel in the fandom? I feel like its a specific thing.#like how iirc twins in time is when its the baby stans with the older ones. but idkkk idkkkkkkk!!!#GF Fan art#gravity falls fanart#fan art#fanart#Ford pines#grunkle ford#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#mullet stan#young stanley pines#my art
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happy valentines day y'all
#conner kent#kon el#superboy#tim drake#robin#red robin#timkon#dc#dc comics#young justice 2019#sam draws shit#been a whole YEAR since the last time i did art of just the two of them together smh. off my game#if ur ever wondering 'does sam still like timkon' of course i do im just both A) picky about what content i like with them/how i like them#portrayed and B) often distracted/into other things too
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heyheyheyy here are some silly little doodles from my sketchbook
#my art#original character#OCs#clownsona#clowncore#cody#ellie#lilac#wyn#jovie#sketchbook posting#after watching spider verse i got a random burst of energy and motivation to draw that i somehow filled up two pages within a day#which isn’t a lot now when i think about it but it’s a lot more than i usually do#alsoo i haven’t drawn my clownsona in so long i forgot how fun they are to draw ncjsjcjsn#also yayayayy wyn finally appears on my blog after like#two whole years#i’ve been really negelecting him woopss#i have some spider verse drawings too but i think i’ll compile and post them later
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like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?
(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia#and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed#et cetera and so on you know the rest#i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels!#oh meleanor my beloved#of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense...#everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh#well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess#i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this#lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this#down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly#up some kids though!#(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on)#they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now#if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com
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whatever the true reason is for Kipperlilly hating Riz specifically, there is something uniquely hilarious to me about the idea of this high strung rogue harboring this pathological, foaming-at-the-mouth-with-hatred, one-sided rivalry with another rogue student for two whole years, and then she shows up to the first day of junior year and gets read for filth by his cleric friend, who goes on the immediately surpass all previous levels of hatred and create a two-sided rivalry that the original rival is just tagging along with because of Friend Duties. absolutely hysterical that Riz hates Kipperlilly out of disdain for the ratgrinders and solidarity with Kristen, meanwhile Kipperlilly's main-character rivalry with Riz was usurped in roughly .5 seconds by Kristen Applebees whipping out "What are you, like, four dogs?"
#fantasy high#d20#fhjy spoilers#I'm sorry but this is just TOO FUCKING FUNNY to me#Kipperlilly has been waiting for the fulfillment of her rivalry with Riz for Two Whole Years#and then Kristen came in with the steel chair and seven truckloads of venom for her#Riz does not care. Riz is doing extracurriculars. Riz does not have time to have an arch nemesis like Kristen does
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Little thing I drew to wish everyone a very “it will be ok”
if you want to print this out or have it as a background feel free to, just give me credit
speedpaint below
#transgender#trans#dragon#Dragons#blues art#wof#wings of fire#wof hybrid#Icewing#skywing#i mean technically it’s the design I used#Call back to day two of my pride dragons from last year#They get a whole portrait now
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You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?
#Adaine having an adult looking out for her for the first time in her life what the fuck#made this while watching the last two episodes of fy#cried twice#I love Jawbone and Adaine. this guy tried to kill her in a night club but he’s her dad now so it’s chill#I made her look so sad I’m sorry Adaine#I will always have a soft spot for found family where the family is just a whole bunch of weirdos /aff#(everyone in FH. literally all of them fall into that category for me.)#there’s a shaded version of this with a bg and everything I just don’t like it as much as the flatcolor#d20#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fantasy high freshman year#fhfy#adaine abernant#adaine o'shaughnessey#adaine fantasy high#adaine fanart#jawbone o'shaughnessey#jawbone fantasy high#fh#d20 fhfy#undescribed#my art
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