#IM GOING TO KILL THE MAYOR
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I am a very patient person, I don't normally get angry
But why THE FUCK
Would this BITCH prescribe me Parkinson's disease medicine for my fucking DEPRESSION
SHE DIDN'T EVEN LET ME TALK
I told her I got some shaky hands because of the increasing of some medication (that's even gone now that I stopped taking it) and she simply assumed I needed medicine to stop that?!!!
SHE DIDN'T LET ME FINISH A SINGLE SENTENCE
I FUCKING HATE DOCTORS
#im so angry fuck fuck fuck#i waited 2 years for this fucking appointment and she didn't even let me speak#i waited#TWO WHOLE YEARS#TWO YEARS FOR THAT#IM GOING TO KILL THE MAYOR#at least i dont have to pay for it#vent#tw vent#im sorry im sorry#medical maltreatment#idk
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"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"
#that “you understand?” kills me everytime...#i love how high condis voice got during this bit its so fkn funny DHASHGFSFGHASFhg#hi yes have the inevitable ep21 crit kiss piece except i watched ep53 today and am so 😀 im so 😀 damn i m so 😀#i love eps where they just go through so many different gimmick rooms its so fun its so fun when its not so painful 😀#happy valentines too ig#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#jrwi chip#jay ferin#jrwi fish and chips#my art#i had a bit of a meltdown over gill through uhm... 1-3am today and i just hm#sorry to everyone in the mayors QAC uhm im not really sorry but like sorry if you could hear every msg ping uhm yeah#it was like hours of me sobbing to myself in the interests channel and it was really good for my mental health ngl like its really therapeu#-tic to just scream abt a blorbo all night#and i ended up dreaming abt infodumping to one of my brothers friends of all ppl n i got so intense abt how much i love marshall john n my#brother came into the room and dragged his friend out 😭😭😭 i just wanted to ramble abt the himbo pls.....#my walls of tags are so consistent... only consistent thing abt this fkn blog smh.
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i am not waiting until july to post just cuz i finished early but— i drew the three lords from fire emblem three houses because…! the game is turning 5 in july. what!!!
its so surreal to me. flawed as three houses is, i am VERY nostalgically attached to it for various, so it is pretty special to me. i was so excited in the hype cycle leading up to the release that i drew fanart of the three lords to celebrate it finally releasing, which these drawings are a redraw of (i also redrew this for the first anniversary, so ive drawn these guys in the same pose three times by this point whatever)
the past versions of this can be found under the cut.
i like to think ive improved in the 4-5 years since. please
#mayor doidles#fanart#fe#fire emblem#fe 3 houses#fire emblem three houses#fe16#fe three houses#fe3h#edelgard von hresvelg#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#claude von riegan#i do like fe3h giving the characters last names so i dont have to deal with any ‘fire emblem as a last name’ bs#digital art#cell shaded#redraw#bro i know preferences exist but if i see someone say they prefer the 2019 version over the current one im going to jeff the kill myself /j#2020 one is kinda bad tho so you all can make fun of it as you please
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Just now realizing that 'Inevitable' is the apotheosis straight up toying with Emma, bragging that it won. The chorus stating "it's inevitable" and the song literally starting with "Emma I'm sorry, you lost."
#and yes i know im an idiot for not realizing it sooner#i never really payed attention to inevitable#i usually skip it#and yes i know its more than “the apotheosis” its one of the lords in black#but i didnt watch Nightmare Time so i dont know any of their names aside from Wiggly#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#also i want to take this space in the tags to geek about things i love from the trilogy#for one all the names coming from tgwdlm#like nightmare time and nerdy prudes but also characters like grace chastity (and also pete appearing in all 3 as a stressed out teenager)#i also realized yesterday that bill is in all 3. hes the mayor from npmd and i think the shop owner in black friday or someone else#i genuinely forgot who i nailed down as bill#npmd#but the realization that he was the mayor shocked me. going from “i just want my daughter back” to “youre killing me!” “if only stephanie”#emma perkins#bill woodward#ted spankoffski#WAIT WHAT#TED IS A SPANKOFFSKI???#DO THEY SAY HIS LAST NAME DID I JUST FORGET THIS#charlotte sweetly#professor hidgens#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#team starkid#starkid musicals#also sidenote i LOVE let it out. best climactic confrontation of the trilogy imho and just generally one of my favorite ever
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chat, calm down, i'm not going to- i'm not going to draw fucking . mayor majig x orsten towers yaoi. chat, i'm NOT. i-
#erm ... hehe this is a joke#how are people liking 0.2 smiles#if i main tag this (im the only one in the tag) someones going to kill me#i think the kids call it fucking . mayorsten ?? i dunno#mayor majig already has a boyfriend#textberg
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GOD i love mr mayor so much itmakes me want to PULVERIZE EVERYTHING AROUND ME into MUSH and DANCE AROUND IN IT making GHASTLY GROSS SQUELCHING NOISES and BLOOD SPRAY EVERYWHERE
#my rambles#homestuck#mr mayor id kill anyone for you ANYONE !!!!!!!!!!#id make u soup the best soup ever. and tuck you in at night and give you so many kisses#id build a big pilolw fort for you But out of cans and a nice cozy bed with the warmest blankets inside for us to sleep on#like a couple of snuggly nesting animals#idtd be the best mr mayor im tellig you itd be the best shit ever#youre just wandering around you dont kmnow what the hells going on you just want to builtd your can town and be tranquil#you shiver excessively like a small dog and you need to wear a sweater#youre my evertyhing mr mayor#ill give u so many kisses Your whole face will be red with lip stick marks even though i dont wear lip stick#itll be pure love power that makes those lipstick marks happen
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idgaf about any of the character arcs or storylines in harley quinn EXCEPT banes.
his has been like a 3 season long story about a pasta maker
#Shitpost#i hate that im not even kidding#i cheered when he killed the lady that had him on hold for 90 hours#Anyways. S4 is all over the fucking place and hasnt picked a solid tone at all#I do NOT get the angle theyre going for joker or harley. ivys is whatever. king shark and gordons are whatever#Barbara is good but at the actual expense of nightwing it seems???? Hello?#The joke with the ninjas taking damian WAS really funny though.#oh and nora is whatever too. lol#This show has had some interesting moments and ONE astronically good episode but other than that. snore#im really disappointed and confused by the new joker angle ngl. i preferred him being benched to this#WAY funnier with mayor joker.#I forgot. Alfreds story is fucking hilarious actually. But would prolly not be as good if we saw him too much#HIM GOING TO PRISON ON PURPOSE IS SOOO FUNNY THOUGH#Am i missing anyone? idc. Lol.
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my dm asked me to guest in one of his other groups and im really excited but i only had like a week and its TOMORROW and im either 0planning or 100 percent planned kinda person with no inbetween so im just here like....stressed
#im also doing this to help a friend in the group out cause the poor guys dnd character cannot get a date in game#so its like extra stressing cause i fucking hate flirting even in a fake sense im so fucking terrible at it#like i just..... do not know how to flirt everyone ive ever dated has flirted w/ me first#i also have my other game tomorrow right before this one so its like i dont have time but i cant make my brain work it doesnt wanna plan#sam plays dnd#maybe it would help to talk about it to the void? you can send any thought if you read this i guess#im playing the mayor of a town currently being occupied by the army the players are a part of#(not my choice the dms)#my uncle is the regions ruler#i kinda want to play someone who is calm and intelligent and strategic#basically the goal is to get a political marriage to keep me as ruler of the town (and maybe even get higher up)#the dm also mentioned that there is a tarrasque under the city and i can try to lure the players there to kill them off but im like#i can either romance a pc or i can lure them to their death i cannot do both i know the dude wont go for that#so im throwing that detail out but its in the corner of my eye and its stressing me out anyway#maybe ill use it if im rejected? thats not a bad idea
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Send this to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going and have a good day.
U ARE SO SWEET ILL EAT U WHOLE >:((( /POS
#(Mayor King Voice) when you wake up im going to kill you. slowly /ref#SORRY IF THIS IS TOO INTENSE YOURE JUST SO NICE LMAO#/pos#<3#athena tag#ask#asks#beverly says stuff
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if i have to see one more article claiming that covid is over i’m going to scream. do the million+ deaths mean nothing? or the 100,000 deaths since we reached a million just back in may? or the people who got sick but will never fully recover?
#articles are still going on about how oppressive masks are#im so tired#how can a million people die and nothing changes#a special shoutout to the mayor of DC who was complaining about people from biden's administration#because they're largely still working from home#and blaming them for DC's downtown being empty#like dude#so many people died#and the virus that killed them is still active#no shit downtown anywhere is not going to be what it was pre-pandemic
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can the menial minimum wage jobs that no one likes please hire me, i haven't had my spirit broken yet please please please i want money
#mayor talk#ghosted by 3 places so far. giving another week or so for the other two to at least acknowledge me#one of them has a giant banner saying theyre hiring so. if they ignore me after all that im going to start killing
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tour is donee
#we r at the kibrary for indeterminate amt of time m and then wait for uber#im overheating a bit and also i need to take this binder off or im going to kill someone#but it was rly fascinating stuff apparently the woman who was with us the last 2 cemeteries we went to is part of the (my county) county#african american historical society and shes actually been working to get aforementioned cemetery a plaque#and so she found out its actually a pioneer cemetery (around before ky was a state and before (town) was a town)#so ya. apparently theres drama with the mayor abt where the plaque will be placed.#plaques actually. 2 of em#but its awful like she said the survey team said that in the cemetery thats still marked off there r an estimared 2400 like. cavities#so potentially 2400 ppl buried there. and rhere r less than 50 headstones left#and apparently the cemetery used to he even bigger and its pretty likely that the houses/roads around r built on top of some graves#awful stuff . at the very least theres a bit right next door rhaf we know for a fact was psrt of rhe femetery#bc the cemetery used to go to the railroad. and rhe railroad was over across that lot
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When you're at a park with a friend and suddently a pack of boars roll up
#seriously#im not one to usually say “Kill the animals” and stuff#BUT#atp the city's residents are mostly boars#like bro i was going to school and saw one just running infront of me#even the mayor says the wild boars are out of control#my dad once saw 15 of them in a random road#they were just walking in the giant ass road#taking a stroll
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cant i just have a little fun
#'hey im pirate im going to side mafia' AS THEY PROCEED TO PIRATE THE FUCKING MAFIA & WIN WITH MAYOR#KILLING YOU KILLING YOU KILLING YOU
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was watching the latest hunger games and i don’t know if you’ve seen it but there’s a scene with snow and lucy gray that is so reader and rafe core. like the scene where he kills the mayor’s daughter and lucy gray is in hysterics and he just grabs her, warns her to pull herself together and go back outside and pretend like he’s not just killed someone and i’m like this is so rafe and his casual dominance with reader. 😍😍
babe STOP you are SOOO onto something here.. + that scene in the movie had me FERAL!!!!! picturing season two after limbrey kills that guy (im so sorry i cannot recall any names.. was too busy staring at rafe's arms)
"oh my god!" you squeal, eyes wide like coins, tears filling up and almost spilling over in a matter of seconds. "oh my god, oh my god-"
rafe fucked up. he shouldn't have gotten you anywhere near this situation, it's his own fault. your insistence on not being too far from him and his own ego that found pleasure in that fact had won him over. rafe liked that you liked him, that you needed him around.
but right now he can tell what you're thinking—probably something along the lines of the fact that he was insane, that his dead body had appeared and he was going to take care of it because he wasn't reacting at all like you were, how any normal person would.
limbrey was staring at you, and a sudden fear ran through his mind that she might try and hurt you too.
"go inside-" he barks at the older lady, who doesn't move, gun in her hand. "go inside! m'gonna have to take care of this, leave-" she stalks off, while you watch with your big wet eyes, shoulders shaking, voice run dry from your screaming.
your reaction is normal, expected. he can't find it himself to even be remotely angry. he leaves the dead body where it is, hands finding your shoulders and dragging you away, like that might help you.
"hey, listen to me. listen to me." he says sternly, and you listen obediently, if not due to fear. "don't scream. don't worry. m'gonna take care of this-this mess, okay? we're gonna be fine."
"r-rafe, she k-killed someone. we, we have to call the police-"
"we're not calling anyone. m'gonna handle it. he was a bad guy, okay, no one's gonna miss him."
"a-and that makes it okay? rafe, you-"
"hey," he barks and you freeze up, listening. "listen, kid, have i ever gotten you hurt? haven't i kept you safe? hm?" he wants an answer, so you nod, still shell shocked. "s'gonna be fine. keep it together. i can't have you like this. we're gonna be fine."
"o-okay." you look down at your white shirt, observing tiny little dots of blood. "what, what do i-"
"go inside. throw this shirt in the fireplace. and then go upstairs to my room and take a shower. okay? i gotta take care of this first. then i'll come join you, got it? alright?"
"okay," you repeat, nodding, frozen. you look up at your boyfriend one last time, trusting him like you always do, even when a little part of you is screaming to run and take off in the other direction. "what're you gonna d-do, with him, uh-"
"i don't know, kid. i need to get you away from it first. just go upstairs, please-" your shoulders relax as soon as the sentence leaves his lips. your mind goes fuzzy, like it always does around rafe, but hearing that even in this insane, unfathomable situation, that his first priority is you, makes your head spin.
you lean in, pressing a kiss to rafe's lips, not pulling away until a minute has passed, your shaking hands tight on his arms.
like always, you follow the instructions he's given you, walking away and heading inside, shedding your clothes and burning them, cleaning yourself in the scalding water until you can smell nothing but the vanilla of your soap and the pine of rafe's shampoo. once out, you put on one of his shirts and some of his long white socks, everything feeling cold still.
you wait patiently on his bed, not able to focus on anything on your phone. when rafe walks in, you don't move, letting him come sit beside you.
"what did you-" you start, before being interrupted.
"don't ask, kid." rafe doesn't sound mad, rather protective. "if i tell you, you're in this shit now. can't have that."
you wrap your arms around his neck, crawling into rafe's lap and into a tight hug. his hands tense around your waist, and you close your eyes, inhaling the scent of his skin. he doesn't smell like blood, at the very least, so you think he hasn't done anything crazy yet.
or crazier, you correct yourself.
"the swamp. in the woods. there's gators, and foxes, and who knows what else." it comes out as a whisper, like you're scared that the walls might overhear. "if you bring him there, no one will find him. if no one finds him you can't get in trouble."
rafe pulls out of the hug to look at you, all shaky limbs and wet eyes. he presses a kiss to your forehead.
#baby.. you know me SOOO well.#you are amazing for sending this my way#i can only hope everyone likes this as much as i do#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader
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Canon lgbtq+ avatar characters
Korra and asami - bisexual
Kya - lesbian
Kyoshi - bisexual
rangi - lesbian
Zeisan (sozins sister) and her lover Rioshon - sapphic (I think zeisan is a lesbian but I'm not 100% sure)
Mingxia and her gf Melin - sapphic
Zenko (left) and his named husband - gay
Katara saved zenko and their daughter chio from a fire nation attack
Akuudan and tayagum - gay
Akuudan and his husband tayagum were water tribe warriors that helped avatar yangchen
Hua and Rose - sapphic
from the avatar legends the roleplaying game - core book. Rose was a wealthy girl who purse was attempted to be stolen by Hua a firebending criminal but they later fell in love
Dalja Rose - trans(I think)
from the avatar legends the roleplaying game - core book. Attended fire academy fir girls when they realized they didn't truly feel like a girl.
Jiang - gay
From adventure booklet: the burning fuse. He's a detective from republic city who gained airbending through the harmonic convergence
Junyi - gay
from the avatar legends the roleplaying game - core book. He was a earth nation Outlaw during the time of roku. Hes was swordsmith who fell in love with one of his clients. The two men were set to run away together, but his lover's wife, the mayor of the town, discovered their affair. She had her husband killed and pinned the crime on Junyi. (Messy as hell)
Makittuq - trans woman
from the avatar legends the roleplaying game - core book. She's northern water tribe girl from the tims of roku who knew she assigned the wrong gender since birth. When her family didn't accept her she connected with sports who did
Massak and nyn chei - sapphic ex lovers
from the avatar legends the roleplaying game - core book. During the time of roku, Massak was a swt boatwright and inventor and he ex lover nyn chei was a fire nation inventor and engineer who'd inventions helped create the new fire navy coal fuled fleet.
Mayu - trans man
from the avatar legends the roleplaying game - republic city. From republic city him and his friends Yuka and Saya ran away together after mayu came out to his traditional fire nation family who didn't accept him.(im think Yuka is non binary as well)
Mosi and his husband sayako - gay
From adventure booklet: pirate of crimson sails. From a fire nation colony as a earth nation guy. Mosi as an adult became a pirate working to go against azulon. He later fell in love with a firebender, sayako. They married and had a daughter, lily
Sunlin - non binary
from the avatar legends the roleplaying game - quicksart. They were a joyful and idealistic orphan from Harbor City, and a former member of the Fire Finches during the late stages of the Hundred Year War
Wen - non binary
From avatar generations. Wen was an Earth Kingdom archaeologist broadly interested in relics. They explored the four nations in pursuit of their studies.
Netxflix Oma and shu - sapphics
Aiwei (left) - said to be gay but I couldn't find anything confirming
Jargala (right) - her artist said that she's pansexual but there's nothing confirming it
Unnamed gay air nomads and fire nation sapphics(getting arrested) from when kya was explaining to Korrasami the different views on gay ppl in the different nations
#avatar the last airbender#atla#tlok#lok#legend of korra#the legend of korra#korra#asami#asami sato#korrasami#kya#kya ii#rangi#kyoshi#rangshi#zeisan#rioshon#sozin#roku#mingxia#akuudan#oma#shu#omashu#jargala#lesbian#bisexual#gay#trans#lgbtq
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