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strangerstilinski · 2 days ago

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eddie munson LOVES to bury his face in the bush and just nuzzle. that is his happy place

#this is canon btw #eddie munson #eddie munson txt

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thepossumcore · 1 month ago

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#deadpool #wade wilson #this is canon btw #I was there he really said this #my art

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lepidjester · 1 year ago

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in which gangle causes psychic damage to the entire cast

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noisetwister · 2 years ago

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the batfam but dick never told anyone about tim’s violent rampage as red robin during bruce’s disappearance.

*in an argument* tim: at least i’m not as bloodthirsty and violent as you! jason: you literally killed so many people when bruce was missing tim! you crossed lines even i wouldn’t, so what’s that about???

*the whole room goes silent, everyone slowly turns their head towards jason as tim just glares at the floor. dick is sending a desperate “ABORT. STOP.” signal with his eyes while making a cut-throat motion with his hands, damian is staring at tim in absolute disbelief and bruce, who was reading the newspaper, just peers over the top with a strained smile and goes: “what lines did he cross, jason?”. chaos ensues.*

bonus: alfred just sipping tea while observing the whole shouting match from the kitchen. he won’t intrude, he’s been waiting for this to happen for a very, very long time.

#dc #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batman #red robin #this is canon btw #in retrospect - this is slightly tremendously out of character. all those who like or reblog are cursed to hell #sorry sorry im allowed to cringe at my past self. its been a while

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outromoony · 7 months ago

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Remus: When I was younger, I tried to form a gang.

James: How did it go?

Remus: It turned into a book club.

#This is canon btw #this happened #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #remus lupin #james potter #incorrect quotes #marauders era #the marauders era #atyd marauders #marauders fandom #the marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #moony #prongs #moonchaser

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gothamite-rambler · 3 days ago

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"Yeah I knew for a few years," Bernard said, calmly.

Tim Drake slipped through his window late at night, fresh from a successful fight with Killer Moth. Having forgotten the key to the front door once more, he assumed that Bernard had gone out to spend time with an old college friend.

Tim (not tired): I have time to get the rest of my lego tower done-

Bernard (mock surprised): Robin? Is that you?

Tim (RR) tumbled into the room through the window and landed on the floor with a thud. He quickly sprang to his feet, only to find Bernard sitting on the bed, looking as if he had been waiting for him.

Bernard: Strange you came in through that window at my boyfriend's apartment.

Tim (concocting the worse lie): We're former lovers.

Bernard (mock gasp): What, how can this be? I never thought my boyfriend would cheat on me with someone who has the same hair color as him, same fantastic build, same tattoo on the upper left shoulder, same skin tone and same flustered face when he's embarrassed.

Bernard got up from the bed and approached a visibly nervous Tim.

Bernard: What's even crazier is that I remember we kissed when I had to save you from the chaos monster brainwashing after you snapped me out of it. And didn't we fight together the first time I got kidnapped and I told you that I really wanted to finish my date with Tim. Who is totally not in here right now.

Tim: Um... yes. There is a reasonable explanation here.

Bernard smiled as he wrapped his arms around Tim's shoulders and pressed a soft kiss to his lips. Tim was momentarily taken aback, but then kissed Bernard back, warmth flooding through him.

He gently gripped his boyfriend's arm, reminiscent of how he would do when he was out of his Robin costume. The sensation of Bernard’s metallic tongue piercing playfully danced with his, igniting a blush across Tim’s cheeks as the heat of the moment enveloped them.

Bernard (pulling away): You kiss like my boyfriend too and there's the arm tattoo.

Bernard lifted the sleeve on the arm Tim got the tattoo dedicated to his mother. Why did Tim have to change his costume so soon? He was caught!

Bernard: Exactly the same.

Tim groaned.

Bernard (coy): Do you have anything to confess?

Tim rested his head on Bernard's shoulder, sighing in defeat.

Tim: How long?

Bernard: Remember when I gave you that 'B' necklace?

Tim: Mm-hm.

Bernard: Yeah longer than that.

Bernard laughed as Tim whined in embarrassment.

Tim: Shut up.

Bernard wrapped Tim in a reassuring hug, trying to calm his boyfriend's lingering panic. He kissed Tim again, and this time, neither of them felt the need to pull away.

Second chapter -> The next morning

First chapter --> He already knew