#THIS IS CANON BTW

[kkonyo-o]

Their babyyyy🥺🥺🥺

This is my fave ⬇️

[zzzx009]

Getting ready for Stormbringer 😭😭

[definitelysome1]

Tim: do you guys ever think about the fact that we’ve all hated someone here at one point?

Jason: what the hell are you talking about?

Tim: well, Dick you hated Jason when he first became Robin, right?

Dick: uhh, yeah I guess?

Tim: and Jason, you hated me when you came back from the dead.

Jason: I mean sure. I mostly hated B for replacing me and I took it out on you. But sure

Tim: I hated Damian when he first became Robin and he hated me

Damian: hm

Dick:I guess I see where you’re going, but what about Duke? He’s out of the loop isn’t he?

Tim: no. He hated you.

Dick: WHAT? You hated me Duke? Why???

Duke: you’re a cop dude… you know I hate cops

Dick: oh yeah i totally forgot that

Jason: HA! Get wrecked goldie

[becasbelt]

caitlyn: sorry to say, you've grown a bit predictable

vi: *kisses her with SO much tongue*

caitlyn:

[thepossumcore]

[lepidjester]

in which gangle causes psychic damage to the entire cast

[noisetwister]

the batfam but dick never told anyone about tim’s violent rampage as red robin during bruce’s disappearance.

*in an argument* tim: at least i’m not as bloodthirsty and violent as you! jason: you literally killed so many people when bruce was missing tim! you crossed lines even i wouldn’t, so what’s that about???

*the whole room goes silent, everyone slowly turns their head towards jason as tim just glares at the floor. dick is sending a desperate “ABORT. STOP.” signal with his eyes while making a cut-throat motion with his hands, damian is staring at tim in absolute disbelief and bruce, who was reading the newspaper, just peers over the top with a strained smile and goes: “what lines did he cross, jason?”. chaos ensues.*

bonus: alfred just sipping tea while observing the whole shouting match from the kitchen. he won’t intrude, he’s been waiting for this to happen for a very, very long time.

[shespereaux]

[gloster-meteor]

My man Phoenix probably watches Legally Blonde smilling at himself thinking about how good idea was switching majors to chase a boy he knew for like three months in 4th grade and how everything turned out so well they're now married and have a beautiful daughter. What a legend.

[outromoony]

Remus: When I was younger, I tried to form a gang.

James: How did it go?

Remus: It turned into a book club.

[aisforarlili]

[confuseuniverse]

Agatha : So if you show a little self-restraint, witch lesbihonest you gonna need to

Lilia : *groan slightly*

[friendofoyster]

[dal3ks]

sobbing because jackie tyler keeps rose's room all nice and tidy in case she comes back home

[gothamite-rambler]

Rainbow Batsuit does in fact exist

Wonder Woman: You have a bat costume with a bullseye target on the front?

Batman: Yes... It makes sense because the target is a shield.

Wonder Woman (flatly): Okay, I'll pretend that fixes the fact that you're a walking target in that suit. Do you have a hot dog one?

Batman: Yes, it makes sense! I wore it for a disguise at an … event. That's all you need to know.

Wonder Woman blinked, unsure of whether to laugh or critique. She looked at Superman and waved her hand for him to speak.

Superman: Cool, we'll ignore that. Circling back, on a mission to catch a crook without your first Robin being outed as Dick Grayson—

Wonder Woman (interjecting): Makes no sense, by the way. In the story you recounted, Dick didn't do anything that required him to use both arms, and he fought well with a broken arm.

Batman (mumbling, covering his face): This is my hell right now.

Superman (amused): We're not done yet. That leads me to my next question—do you also have a batsuit that's rainbow-colored?

Batman (sighing, annoyed): Yes.

Superman: Right… That must have cost money to make, right? Each color in the rainbow had to take time to weave in.

Batman (embarassed): It didn't cost that much to create. Can we drop this?

Superman: Almost done, Dark Knight. Crusader of the night—

Batman: Okay, before you finish that statement, my suit hasn't always been black!

Wonder Woman: Fair enough, but blue and black work because those are dark colors.

Superman: Yellow and black, a perfect color scheme too. Light and dark together, but… I…

Superman and Wonder Woman (in unison): Rainbow?!

Batman (trembling voice of rage): It makes sense when you don't think too deeply about it!

Superman: You were just bored one day, right? You had money to spend and wanted a rainbow batsuit? Were you fully emo yet?

Batman: I feel like I'm being bullied.

Wonder Woman (laughing while patting her friend on the shoulder): No, we're not doing that… mostly. Now I have two theories!

Batman (exasperated): Good God.

Wonder Woman (continuing her theories): You wanted to stop being emo for a day and try something new, but it didn't work out, or you made an impulsive buy and regretted it, but Alfred demanded you wear it once.

Superman (crossing his arms with a judgmental tone): I have a better theory... was it for Pride Month? Oh God… That wasn't for Pride Month, was it?

Batman walked away, refusing to respond. Wonder Woman and Superman followed him, continuing to speculate about why he chose the rainbow suit.

[sharlinefreire]