#shespereaux

[cary-elwes]

[arrowheadedbitch]

Despereaux: Shawn, come see. I bought you the ugliest suit!

Shawn: Pierre, I love you so fucking much.

[gr4yk]

Hey, hey, writers of Psych. ☺️ J'ai une question 😄☝🏼Isn't it 😚 a little ✨counterproductive ✨ to bring back Shawn's obvious and actually cannonical mancrush 😊 in the same episode where he wishes he could tell Juliette he loves her?🙃 (S05E10) What is this, closure??? ( the man shows up again so I DOUBT THAT )

Why the fuck would you have Gus saying "which one are you freaking out about, Juliette or Despereaux?" ????

Why would you have Shawn absolutely bedazzled by this "art thief" and WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE BOUGHT HIM A BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND WHY DID DESPERAUX ACTUALLY TAKE IT??

No and the blatant "I don't love you anymore" to him!? SO HE DID LOVE HIM BEFORE. CANNONICALLY. OKAY. COOL. YEAH.

And what's that scene with Juliet!? She walks into the room and it plays like an "I'm hiding a hottie that would make you jealous so I'm super awkward" scenario and IT'S NOT EVEN SUBTLE CUZ JULES STRAIGHT UP ASKS IF THERE'S A WOMAN IN THERE BRO HELP ME.

And lest we forget the face Shawn makes when Despereaux's absolutely going at it with this lady ( WHO SPOILERS I GUESS: later betrays him by the by ):

AND THEY MAKE DINNER PLANS AT THE END!?!? huh HUH!?

What are you guys doing to me 🥰

Writers of Psych ☺️

Let's talk 😘

[f0llowyourheart]

seb and i watched psych today and i have the shespereaux brainworms again so heres a good luck baby edit bc we love them

@cary-elwes ❤

[sseanettles]

so yeah anyway, I’m gonna be writing that behemoth of a leverage-psych crossover AU verse consisting of multiple fics of varying lengths, and I will be embracing the poly shawn, “see you around/in the next town” shespereaux in addition to shules bc shawn has two hands and also pierre would have THRIVED in a leverage/person of interest type universe thank you very much. It is his original genre before he fell through the cracks into this frickin’ looney tunes nonsense XD

[killermaxaroo8675309]

Wait for iiiiiiittt!!

It’s Psych Friday babbyyyyyyyy

Shawn’s not even trying to beat the allegations. ((But who is it about??? 👀))

Go check it out on TikTok!

[pineapple-psychic]

so i watched extradition 2: the actual extradition part and i gotta say im surprised shawn/despereaux isnt very popular. its got like 10 fics on ao3 and its not the main pair in at least two of those

[genesisexorcistleviathan]

"Come now, Shawn, we both know it. There's no need to feign ignorance." "I'm not feigning anything," Shawn said. "Or maybe I am. I'm not sure. What's feigning?" It was a joke, but it worked: Despereaux finally dropped the cryptic approach. "What I'm saying is I'd like to fuck you later, but the mood will be affected by how well you follow my instructions in this assignment, so I suggest you don't cock it up."

The art thief formerly known as Pierre Despereaux has hired Shawn to impersonate a criminal for an undercover sting, and he offers some significant incentives. It's nothing Shawn hasn't imagined before; he just never expected to hear it out loud.

Part of the Semantics series.

[omnisiash]

"Shawn Spencer is strai-" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER no one who likes tears for fears can possibly be straight that maybe a girl kisser but that's also a boy kisser too

[cary-elwes]

[arrowheadedbitch]

GUYS! GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!

By jove!!! They're gonna kiss!

[wise-lizard-wizard]

@pineapple-psychic You did give amazing ideas. I love you. I having so much fun!!! Also, I never knew the ship name until now, you are the best!

Oh my god, I just realised from this post

That Shawn traveling for over ten years means that an AU where Shawn meets Pierre Despereaux pre-canon is more than possible. (Not that canon has ever stopped me but I love when puzzle pieces come together).

Shawn could become a detective (sherlock holmes style), that tracks down Despereaux after every heist but remains just one step behind. The special Homo-erotic relationship that exists between every detective and criminal they can never catch would apply.

That or they could become art thief partners (well, if Shawn's moral code changes ig). Hell, in the art thief au, it ould even be Shassie bc Lassiter is hunting down a pair of art thiefs that have been evading him for years.

So much potential!

[rosie-tyler]

Thanks for tagging me @newlacesleeves and @bubblegumflavor !❤️

Tagging (no pressure as always💞) @p4nicaker @purty-pumpkin @idontknowkaratebutiknowcrazy @macchiatosdumptruck @puella-peanut @crimmson-sight @mauvecardigans @shespereaux @cookietastic @pfaerie @scaperanya @thecranekick @abracazabka @judahlux @d-dormant @thegreymoon and anyone else who would love to do it!✨

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tagged by @shespereaux <3

tagging @allofthefrogs, @souplups, and @mysticalpineforest! and anyone who wants to do it can and should 👍

[sseanettles]

okaY WAIT WAIT WAIT im cooking here now waiT. now put this dynamic in the shared leverage-psych universe

i want to fucking know what happens when sophie devereaux learns that THE pierre despereaux has an ~Arrangement~ with shawn fucking spencer, eliot's neurotic adhd cousin

ok shawn’s MASSIVE crush on despereaux is frankly a delight on this psych rewatch