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nyaifyz · 8 months ago

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im so sad

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marathehomosexual · 1 year ago

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Officially had the weirdest dream of my life.

I was a prisoner in a future dystopian prison and i was looking for my wife, and i escaped, and got into a train where there were so many fucking robots and empty luggage, and i think i fought someone, i think they were a robot, but I'm not sure. Anyway turns out my wife was Matou Sakura and eventually i find her, bur she was turned into juice by a rich guy and he just spills her into a bucket of water and i stare in horror as my wife mixes with water, and this last part lasts for hours and then i wake up in horror

#dream #i am kinda traumatized for it #they killed my wife

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get-hockeyed-idiot · 11 months ago

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WAIT DEWAR OUT FROM THE HIP CHECK??? FUCK GOD DAMMIT

#THATS MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THEY KILLED MY WIFE #wild lb #dewey 2

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blingzyya · 5 months ago

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where’s my happy modern au’s guys please 🙁 I HAVENT FINISHED TOTK CUS IM SCARED OF THE END

Constellations by lulu__tsuyu

#zelda #nintendo #art #link #totk #artists #zelda art #zelda fanart #video games #legend of zelda #nintendo switch #tears of the kingdom #botw #breath of the wild #FYM ZELDAS A DRAGON NOW?#AND SONIA #THEY KILLED MY WIFE

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stemmmm · 2 months ago

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ok a third one. i've got a third one

context: 1 2 3

#gravity falls #billford #the book of bill #gf nevermind all that #stanford pines #bill cipher #tbob #gravity falls au #< retroactively tagging all of these with that until theres a better name #they hate him. they all hate him so much. hes just a funny little guy who wants to kill them all and they hate him #my wife is a genius they are so smart they are such an inspiration <333333333333 #i have so much fun drawing stuff based on their thing yayayayayayayayayayyyyyayay <33 #idk if i can keep this up tho bc my ideas are turning more into Major Plot Events that require a ton of context to make sense #maybe this is the last one... who knows.... sorry for becoming the mutual who posts gravity falls yaoi out of nowhere #m.png

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 3 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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dootznbootz · 3 months ago

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Penelope is also Athena's pet/blorbo/special little mortal/etc. and if you think otherwise you're straight up wrong.

You're also wrong if you think Athena only likes Penelope because of Odysseus and/or Telemachus. As if Athena didn't see a young Penelope pull some shit and immediately think "Oh! Another mind to mold! C'mere you! Let's do some riddles and weaving!". Athena was happy that two of her favorite pets have met and fell in love!

#maybe even Athena introduced them! idk #I mean c'mon. Pen is KNOWN for her weaving AND her Cunning and she basically knew that was Odysseus that was in disguise #Athena had to make Penelope go to sleep because she was sad AND she would've figured shit out.#Idc who Athena favored first but Athena definitely favored Penelope even before she was married. I will die/kill on that hill #everytime I see someone minimize/erase/devalue/etc. Penelope I want to bash my head against the wall.#*bangs pots and pans together in rage*#I think some of you only like Penelope because Odysseus likes her :') not all but... enough that it makes me sad.#like I've noticed some people only like my odysseus posts and not my Penelope ones. and oof. ;~; that tells me a lot😞#like yes. she's a bit of an enigma...AND THAT'S THE POINT. She's so intelligent that she's tricking the narrator/audience AND Odysseus!#Mad rambles #penelope #penelope of ithaca #penelope odyssey #penelope of sparta #Water Wife #odyssey #the odyssey #greek mythology #tagamemnon #athena #epic the musical #shot by odysseus #essay

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lykoiii · 7 months ago

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no need to be afraid, it's just dark science

#sorry if there are any mistakes/inconsistencies #this painting was kind of a struggle #she is so terrible wife who wants to kill you #my art #dungeon meshi #cithis #dunmeshi #cithis ofri

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barawrah · 8 months ago

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beloved

#THEMMMMMMM #finally drawing them & colouring it #i always end up with fafa alone somehow #this actually started as xl alone for once and then fafa magically found his way into it idk how #but !!!!! them 🥺#my wife and . guy i squish and he kills me #multiple times a day we do that #i adore these two with every fibre of my being i really need to draw them more #maybe its time to reread the novel its been ages #art tag #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian

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11oh1 · 5 months ago

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A mi fi tell yu! 🗣️

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morebird · 7 months ago

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Cross me again, and I will end you.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #minthara #minthara baenre #bg3 minthara #fanart #I had to draw my scary wife again #this time with blood on her face #and looking at me like she wants to kills me 😍

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milkywayes · 3 months ago

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■■■■ Shepard / earthborn / sole survivor / soldier. lovingly annotated.

scar refs (censored nsfw) under the cut >:) since I drew it and all.

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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ghostvibesonly · 10 months ago

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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS DID NOT GO WHERE I WAS EXPECTING IT TO OH MY GOD /POS

PENELOPE’S THEME AND INSTRUMENT?? ODYSSEUS BEING QUITE LITERALLY BACKED INTO A CORNER AND HAVING SEEMINGLY NO OTHER WAY TO SAVE HIS MEN BUT STILL NOT BEING ABLE TO BRING HIMSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THE ACT (EVEN THO IT WOULDN’T BE A TRUE ACT OF BETRAYAL BECAUSE THERE’S NO ACTUAL CONSENT ON HIS SIDE AND IT WAS SOMETHING HE WAS ABOUT TO BE COERCED INTO)??? CIRCE BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BEFORE AND BELIEVING THAT “BECOMING THE PUPPETEER” IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP HERSELF AND HER NYMPHS SAFE SO SHE OFFERS THIS “ACT OF PASSION” TO STILL HAVE A FORM OF CONTROL, AND THEN SEEING ODYSSEUS IS NOT LIKE THOSE BEFORE BECAUSE HE’S SO IN LOVE WITH PENELOPE (WHO HE HASN’T SEEN IN 12 YEARS) THAT HE REFUSES HER OFFER AND PLEADS BECAUSE IT’S NOT WORTH IT EVEN THO THATS THE ONLY OPTION HE’S BEEN GIVEN??? HIM CALLING HIMSELF A PUPPET MAKING HER REALIZE THAT THIS CYCLE OF ABUSE AND CONTROL ISN’T WORTH IT ONLY TO COME TO A MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE TRULY IN LOVE AND TO BE HURT, SO SHE OFFERS HIM AN ACT OF KINDNESS INSTEAD???

“Maybe showing one act of kindness leads to kinder souls down the road”