#Susan Batson

[nerds-yearbook]

On November 4, 1977, the television version of the Incredible Hulk premiered. Several changes were made from the comic, including changing Bruce Banner's name to David Banner. In this version, Banner was a scientist who had a lab accident that transformed him into the Hulk. The show took a format similar to the Fugitive. ("The Incredible Hulk", The Incredible Hulk, TV Event)

[meltedbrains]

How to choose a hero.

Thanks to writingwithfolkore's post I've been thinking about different chosen one narratives.

The important thing to think about when writing (or reading/watching) is why this story? Why this person? Passive characters are difficult to create without them becoming boring, the escapism of stories sort of relies on characters that are able to effect change in the stories they're in (or at least try to, sometimes the dice are loaded, the odds are stacked against them, or they are unable to rebel against their fate for whatever reason).

For this reason we often end up with 'a chosen one' our hero character that we can follow as they try to right the wrongs of the world, take down the evil empire, or whoever the bad guy happens to be. But who choses the hero? Sometimes it's a prophecy, or a person, or random.

In Shazam (the film) Billy is chosen by the old wizard after he's run out of time looking for the perfect candidate and essentially settles for Billy, he's not a bad choice, just maybe not what anyone expected. Billy is later able to choose the rest of his family and share his power and responsibility.

In BtVS the slayer's are chosen at random and found by the council either as potentials or after they've inherited the position from 'the powers that be'. TPtB go on to choose Angel as a champion but I've seen less of that series.

Some stories use inheritance. Wynonna Earp is the eldest descendent of Wyatt Earp and so inherits the ability to use his magic gun.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third (book) comes from a long line of chieftains and troublemakers, his parents name him after the previous Hiccups who all changed the course of history by being different. But he was born different, he was always going to be an outsider by virtue of being a weak baby, he was chosen because the alternative was leaving him to die and his parents couldn't do it. His legacy is a self fulfilling prophecy.

And speaking of, everyone's favourite Scott, Macbeth. Macbeth believes himself to be chosen by virtue of the witches' prophecy, he then goes on to fulfill it, including setting the stage for his own downfall. He could have left it well alone, ignored the wyrd sisters and lived a comfortable life as Laird serving beneath his king. He and his wife chose themselves and their own deaths because they believed in the prophecy.

Torak in Chronicles of Ancient Darkness lives in solitude with his dad, Fa. After a demon bear attacks and kills Fa, Torak promises to kill the bear and save the forest, this sets up a chain of events for the next nine books. As the series goes on we learn that this chain was set up by Fa, the world spirit tasked Torak with cleaning up his father's mess before he was born. The only reason Torak is special is because his mother made a deal with the world spirit to make his task easier.

Pratchett plays with this a lot in Discworld, mostly the hero chooses themselves. Some characters, like Susan, Sam and Agnes choose themselves because who else is going to do it, and even if someone else would, could they sit by and watch it happen? Others, like Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Tiffany, choose themselves before the question of a chosen one has even been asked. (Tiffany has caused the problem that requires a chosen one on at least two occasions)

Carrot is a chosen one but, if he's aware of it, he never feels the need to follow that narrative, instead choosing to do good where he can, here, right now. Ankh Morpok doesn't need a rightful king, but it does need someone to stop a mugging, solve a mystery and hold the guilty accountable.

Some of these characters wrestle with what it means to be chosen, fight against a system that seems determined to let them lose. Some of them have to accept that they can't refuse the call, others need additional stakes to take up the gauntlet.

Macbeth gladly accepts being chosen and doesn't look back until it's too late. Buffy flip flops between asking 'why me?' and stoically shouldering the weight of the world. Hiccup bumbles into changing the world and nearly fails to save the day with only a Deus ex machina giving him a fighting chance. Billy realises that he's not special, his life kinda sucks and he's his own unreliable narrator. But he also realises that he's not alone, people choose each other all the time, if a wizard chose him, and his own mother didn't, then he can choose his own family, make them all chosen ones. Torak may be a victim of his dad's choices and powers beyond his understanding let alone control, but he's also a victim of his own choices. Despite being chosen by the world spirit his agency is never taken away.

These characters all get chosen for one reason or another, some of them never meet who chose them, some of them chose themselves. One unifying factor seems to be the unfairness of it all (even if avoidable and self-inflicted in some cases *cough*Macbeth*cough*).

Even if they chose it themselves there is often an underlying, or even explicit, sense of 'well if this weren't happening I could be at home with my feet up'. Being chosen often sucks but sometimes the world does need saving. And sometimes it's up to you.

[daydreamerdrew]

America’s Greatest Comics (1941) #1

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Yeeeessssss, Susan Barr the woman you are

billy in the 40's knowing bulletgirl (susan kent) and then in modern times meeting superman (clark kent) and assuming theyre related, but he doesnt say so superman thinks he knew his kryptonian family

When Clark revealed his identity, a couple things went through Billy’s mind.

1. “Kent? Like Susan?”

2. “Now that I think about it, they do have similar powers.”

3. “Did he upgrade the helmet so he well that it was invisible or something?”

4. “Ah. They must be related.”

Later, when they were alone…

Marvel: *making some jambalaya* “Hey, Mr. Superman Sir.”

Supes: “Hey, Cap. Uh… You know you can call me Clark now that you know my name, right?”

Marvel: “Huh? Oh, yeah, totally.” *not listening* “Hey, I think I know your auntie.”

*silence*

Supes: “…What?”

Marvel: “Yeah, I know your auntie. She has the whole powers thing too. Super strength, flight, they also can’t get hurt with bullets—”

Because they can deflect them. Not because they are bulletproof. Not that Clark knows that.

Supes: “What????”

Marvel: “Yeah, you know I went to their wedding, right?”

Supes: “She’s married??”

Marvel: “To another friend of mine named Jim— er… James. Jim is a nickname. Like how Gotham’s commissioner is called Jim sometimes.”

Clark does not really care about that. What he cares about is the fact that there’s potentially another Kryptonian here—

Marvel: “He has the same power as her!”

—Clark now does, in fact, care about that, because now that means there’s potentially two.

Supes: “I…” *internally jumping up and down at the prospect of more Kryptonians*

Marvel: “By the way, do you want some jambalaya? It’s almost done?”

A few minutes later…

Marvel and Supes: *eating jambalaya together*

Supes: “Hey, do you think she’d wanna meet me?”

Marvel: “Who?”

Supes: “Wha- my supposed auntie!”

Marvel: “Oh. Yeah, probably! You know, she’d be so proud you’re apart of the family business.”

Supes: “Reporting…?”

Marvel: “No, superheroing!”

Clark is now extremely excited about meeting them.

Only to find out that they weren’t Kryptonians in the slightest. What he did find out though, is that she was actually his auntie through his dad’s side! So yay!

[dc-megatournament]

A Master List of fighters in the “Batman vs Everyone” tournament so far

If a character isn't listed here, they haven't been submitted.

List of the Fights Already Posted w/Results (in Alphabetical Order)

Red = Lost fight Against Batman

Green = Won fight Against Batman

Blue = a third option was taken

Adam West Batman =

Alphonse Elric =

Amazing Man/Will Everett = Lost

Ambush Bug/Irwin Schwab = Lost

Amy Rose = Won

Angus MacGyver = Lost

Animal Man/Buddy Baker = Lost

Annabeth Chase =

Ant-Man/Hank Pym = Lost

Aquaman/Arthur Curry = Lost

Arceus =

Arsenal/Roy Harper = Lost

Atom Smasher/Albert Rothstein = Lost

Avatar Aang = Third option; Bruce attempts to adopt Aang

Azrael/Jean Paul Valley = Lost

Aztek/Uno = Lost

Baked Beans = Won

Baldi =

Barbie = Won

Batgirl/Cassandra Cain = Won

Batman Beyond/Terry McGinnis = Lost

Batwing/David Zavimbe = Lost

Batwing/Luke Fox =

Batwoman/Kate Kane = Lost

Beast/Hank McCoy = Lost

Beetlejuice = Lost

Ben Tennyson = Lost

Big Barda/Barda Free = Won

Big Hero 6 = Lost

Bill Cipher =

Black Canary/Dinah Laurel Lance = Lost

Black Cat/Felicia Hardy = Lost

Black Lightning/Jefferson Pierce = Lost

Black Orchid/Susan Linden = Lost

Black Panther/T’Challa = Won

Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff =

Bluebird/Harper Row =

Bluey Heeler =

Blade/Eric Brooks = Lost

Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes = Lost

Blue Beetle/Ted Kord = Lost

Blue Devil/Dan Cassidy = Lost

Booster Gold/Michael Jon Carter = Lost

Brody Foxx =

Bucky Barnes = Lost

Buffy Summers = Won

Bugs Bunny = Won

Captain America/Sam Wilson = Lost

Captain America/Steve Rogers = Lost

Captain Atom/Nathaniel Adam = Lost

Captain Cold/Leonard Snart = Lost

Captain Jack Sparrow = Lost

Captain Marvel/Billy Batson = Won

Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers = Lost

Cassie Hack = Lost

Catwoman/Selina Kyle = Third Option; They make out instead

Citizen Steel/Nathan Heywood = Lost

Cosmo and Wanda = Won

Crazy Jane =

Cyblade/Dominique Thiebaut = Lost

Cyborg/Victor Stone = Lost

Cyclops =

Danny Phantom =

Darwin/Armando Muñoz = Lost

Dazai Osamu =

Deadman/Boston Brand = Lost

Deku/Izuku Midoriya = Lost, Gains a father through Batman

Detective Chimp/Bobo T. Chimpanzee = Lost

Doctor Doom/Victor Von Doom = Won

Doctor Fate/Kent Nelson = Won

Doctor Fate/Khalid Nassour = Lost

Doctor Fate/Linda Strauss = Lost

Doctor Light/Kimiyo Hoshi = Lost

Dolly Parton =

Donald Duck = Won

Dr. Mid Nite/Charles McNider = Lost

Dracula (Castlevania) = Lost

Duolingo Owl =

Echo/Maya Lopez = Lost

Eda Clawthorne = Lost

Ed Dillinger =

Elektra Natchios = Lost

Element Woman/Emily Sung =

Eliot Spencer =

Ellie (TLoU) =

Elongated Man/Ralph Dibny = Lost

Elon Musk =

Elric of Melninbone =

Elsa = Lost

Elsa Bloodstone =

Emma Frost = Won

Enchantress/June Moone = Lost

Etrigan/Jason Blood = Lost

Eva-02 =

Ezio Auditore =

Finn & Jake = Won

Fire/Beatriz da Costa = Lost

Firestar =

Firestorm/Jason Rusch = Lost

Firestorm/Ronnie Raymond = Lost

Flamebird/Bette Kane =

Gabby Kinney =

Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze = Lost

Ghoulia Yelps =

Godiva/Dorcas Leigh = Lost

Godzilla = Won

Goku = Won

Green Arrow/Connor Hawke = Lost

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen = Lost

Green Goblin/Norman Osborn = Lost

Green Lantern/Guy Gardner = Lost

Green Lantern/Hal Jordan =

Green Lantern/Jessica Cruz = Lost

Green Lantern/John Stewart = Lost

Green Lantern/Kyle Rayner = Won

Green Lantern/Simon Baz = Lost

Grumpy Bear =

Gundam Aerial = Lost

Gwen Tennyson = Lost

Gypsy/Cynthia Reynolds = Lost

Hatsune Miku = Won

Hawkeye/Clint Barton =

Hawkgirl/Kendra Saunders = Lost

Hawkman/Katar Hol/Carter Hall = Lost

Hawkwoman/Shayera Hol/Shiera Hall = Lost

Heather (TDI) = Won

Hellboy = Lost

Hello Kitty = Won

Hua Cheng = Lost

Hulk/Bruce Banner = Lost

Human Torch/Johnny Storm = Lost

Huntress/Helena Bertinelli = Lost

Ice/Tora Olafsdotter =

Iceman/Bobby Drake =

Invincible/Mark Grayson = Lost

Invisible Woman/Sue Storm = Lost

Iron Man/Tony Stark = Lost

Jade/Jennifer-Lynn Hayden = Lost

Jar Jar Binks = Lost

Jean Grey =

Jenny Sparks =

Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9 = Lost

Jerry (Tom & Jerry) = Won

Jesse Quick/Jessie Chambers = Lost

Jessica Jones = Lost

Jim Gordon = Lost

Joel Miller (TLoU) =

John Constantine = Lost

John Egbert =

John Wick = Won

Joker (Persona 2) =

Joker - Persona 5 =

Jubilee/Jubilation Lee =

Katara (ATLA) =

Katana/Tatsu Yamashiro = Lost

Katsuki Bakugou = Lost

Kazuma Kiryu =

Kim Possible = Won

Kirby = Won

Kuchipatchi =

Ladybug/Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Cat Noir/Adrien Agreste = Lost

Lan Wangji =

Legion =

Lieutenant Columbo =

Light Yagami = Lost

Lin Manuel Miranda =

Link (LoZ) =

Lobo = Lost

Luke Cage = Lost

Luke Skywalker = Lost

Madame Mirage/Angela Temple = Lost

Madame Xanadu = Lost

Magik/Illyana Rasputin = Won

Man-Bat/Dr. Robert Kirkland Langstrom = Lost

Manhunter/Kate Spencer = Lost

Mariah Carey = Won

Mario & Luigi = Won

Martian Manhunter/J’onn J’onnz = Lost

Mary Poppins =

Maxima = Lost

Max Tennyson =

May Chang =

Megatron = Lost

Metamorpho/Rex Mason = Lost

Mickey Mouse =

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers = Lost

Mister Miracle/Scott Free = Lost

 Mizu = Lost

Mon-El/Lar Gand = Lost

Monkey D Luffy = Won

Moon Knight/Marc Spector = Lost

Mr Rogers = third option; convinced Bruce to go to therapy

Mr Fantastic/Reed Richards = Lost

Ms Marvel/Kamala Khan = Lost

Mystery Inc (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby) = Won

Naruto Uzamaki = Lost

Nightcrawler =

Nightshade/Eve Eden = Lost

Nightwing/Dick Grayson = Won

Nimona = Won

Noo Noo (Vacuum from Teletubbies)

Obsidian/Todd Rice =

Onyx Adams =

Optimus Prime =

Oracle/Barbara Gordon = Won

Orion = Lost

Ozymandias =

Percy Jackson = Won

Phantom Stranger = Lost

Phineas & Ferb = third option; Batman hires P & F

Photon/Monica Rambeau =

Pikachu = Won

Pink Panther = Won

Plastic Man/Patrick "Eel" O'Brian = Lost

Powergirl/Kara Zor L/Karen Starr = Lost

Powerhouse/Naomi McDuffie = Lost

Power Puff Girls = Third Option; Batman recruits the PPG

Puss in Boots =

Queen Hippolyta = Won

Raven = Won

Red Hood/Jason Todd = Won

Red Tornado/Ulthoon = Lost

Regina George = Won

Rick Grimes = Lost

Robin/Damian Wayne = Lost

Robin/Tim Drake = Lost

Rocket Red/Dmitri Pushkin = Lost

Rocket Red/Gavril Ivanovich = Lost

Rogue/Anna Marie LeBeau = Won

Roronoa Zoro =

Ryu (Street Fighter) =

Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino = Won

Saitama = Won

Sally Jackson = Won

Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Mary, Sarah) = Lost

Sara Pezzini = Lost

Shade, the Changing Man/Rac Shade = Lost

Sharon Carter = Lost

She-Hulk/Jennifer Walters = Lost

Shen Qingqiu = Lost

She-Ra/Adora = Won

Shredder =

Slenderman =

Snoopy & Woodstock = Won

Sogeking/Usopp = Won

Sokka (ATLA) =

Solid Snake =

Sonic the Hedgehog = Won

Spawn/Al Simmons = Lost

Spider-Man/Miles Morales = Lost

Spider-Man/Peter Parker = Won

Spider Woman/Jessica Drew = Lost

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown = Won

Squirrel Girl/ Doreen Green = Won

Stan Pines =

Star Butterfly = Lost

Starfire/Koriand’r = Won

Starman/Mikaal Tomas = Lost

Star Sapphire/Carol Ferris = Lost

Steel/John Henry Irons =

Steven Universe = Third option; Batman attempted to adopt Steven

Steve (Blue Clues) =

Stitch/Experiment 626 = Won

Storm/Ororo Munroe = Won

Strawberry Shortcake = Won

Supergirl/Kara Danvers/Kara Zor-El = Won

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal El = Won

Swamp Thing/Alec Holland =

Taylor Swift =

Terezi Pyrope = Lost

The Atom/Ray Palmer = Lost

The Atom/Ryan Choi = Lost

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo = Lost

The Crow/Eric Draven = Lost

The Cullens (Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, Emmett) = Lost

The Darkness/Jackie Estacado = Lost

The Doctor = Third Option; Bruce becomes The Doctor's companion

The Flash/Jay Garrick = Lost

The Flash/Wally West Lost

The Immortal Snail =

The Pope =

The Punisher/Frank Castle = Lost

The Question/Renee Montoya = Lost

The Signal/Duke Thomas = Won

The Thing/Ben Grimm =

The Warner Siblings = Won

Thor = Lost

Tigress/Artemis Crock = Lost

Tintin =

TMNT = Lost

Tom Cruise =

Toph Beifong = Won

Troia/Donna Troy = Won

Tyson (Percy Jackson) =

Ultraman =

Uncle Iroh = Won

Vampirella = Lost

Velvet Crowe =

Vibe/Cisco Ramon = Lost

Vixen/Mari McCabe = Lost

Voltron =

Walter White = Lost

Wasp/Janet Van Dyne = Lost

Winry Rockbell =

Wei Wuxian =

Wolverine/James “Logan” Howlett = Won

Wolverine/X-23/Laura Kinney = Won

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince = Won

Wonder Woman/Nubia = Won

Word Girl/Becky Botsford = Won

Xie Lian = Lost

Yami Yugi = Lost

Zatanna Zatara =

Zheng Shang-Chi = Lost

Fights That Have Yet to Be Posted (also in Alphabetical Order)

Alfred Pennyworth

All Might

Amadeus Cho

Andros (Power Rangers)

Anomalocaris canadensis

A Random Unicorn

Batman/Jace Fox

Bingo Heeler

Captain Kirk 

Carl (Llamas with Hats)

Cure Flora 

Cybermen

Cybersix

Daleks

Daredevil/Matt Murdock

Darth Vader

Deadpool

Dean Winchester

Drake & Josh

Duck from Princess Tutu

Dynamite Anton

Edward Elric

Ellie Camacho

Emojibots

Emu Otori

Eraserhead

Extra Fine Neon Pink Glitter

Ford Pines

Geo-Force/Brion Markov

Ghost Spider

Giovanni Zatara

Ichigo Kurosaki 

Inuyasha

Joe Hendry

Julio Richter

Kaz Brekker 

Kendrick Lamar

Kisuke Urahara

L (Death Note)

Lady Cassandra (DW)

LEGO BATMAN vs 80s Joker

Lionblaze

Luo Binghe

Maggie Simpson

Martha Wayne (Flashpoint)

Midnighter

Ms Frizzle

Omni-Man

Paw Patrol

Plastique/Bette Sans Souci

Prodigy/David Alleyne

Rob Ford (crack smoking former mayor of Toronto)

Roy Kent

RuPaul

Sabrina Carpenter

Scar (FMA)

Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)

Seshomaru

Splat Black Box Dye

Stargirl/Courtney Whitmore

Suki (ATLA)

The Belchers

The Family of Blood

The Flash/Barry Allen

The Question/Vic Sage

The Ray/Ray Terrill

The Silence

Totally Spies

Tumblr Anon

Twilight Sparkle (alicorn)

Vashta Nerada

Wattpad

Zuko (ATLA)

[puppetwoman17]

Instead of the years in the time bubble going by like 🫰, what if their lives went on in their heads. What if their bodies were all still kept in unaging stasis, but their minds played out the most perfect versions of their lives.

Billy and Mary got to grow up with their parents, and they lived with them and their uncle and cousin in a by mansion, always happy.

Freddy never lost his parents, and his grandpa never died. Despite not letting his disability get to him, he lives in this mindscape with two functioning legs. Kit is alive.

Ibis and Taia are in ancient Egypt, living out their sublime love life together, with no trace of the memories of their messy relationship.

Ebenezer’s son lived. He isn’t dying of old age in his bed. He’s healthy. He has more money than he could ever want.

Susan Barr is alive. Jim and her raise their daughter, continuing their crime-fighting partnership.

Mr. Morris has his whole family with him. They all live in Fawcett, and he gets to see them whenever he wants.

Sivana’s wife never left him. In fact, he’s a free, good man with all four of his children.

Ibac has never been Ibac. He’s only Stanley Printwhistle, and every insult bounces back on him. He’s sure of himself.

There are others.

The widow from the 1800s who dances with her husband and plays in the courtyard with her children.

The caveman whose family died, crushed under their own home, now with him as he runs to slaughter another bull.

The girl who ran away from her abusive foster home, now reunited with her parents and older sister.

The boy whose war veteran father was a picture perfect cutout, and not an abusive monster who needs to rot in jail.

Over the years, slowly, so very slowly, it all begins to collapse. Because perfection feels wrong, even if you aren’t aware. Because memories can overlap, and they can intersect.

CC Batson is alive, but Billy remembers looking in a mirror and seeing blue eyes instead of green (why does he look in a mirror and see his dad’s face?)

Freddy’s leg feels funny. Always has. He can walk fine, but there’s always a tingling sensation there.

Sivana doesn’t expect all four of his children to be home.

The boy watches his father’s hand carefully in case it speeds toward his cheek. He doesn’t know why.

Over time, their minds break free from their perfect prisons. The real world shows its disgusting face. Fawcett looks just like it always has, but so much…heavier. The leaves have overgrown, and the sidewalk is chipped of its paint.

The dead are dead.

Those trapped in time are still trapped in time.

Some relatives don’t get better.

And Fawcett City’s people must grapple with the fact that their perfectly curated reality was all a lie.

Almost simultaneously, there is an unspoken promise. What happened here will never be spoken of.

They will rebuilt their city. Their lives. And they will move forward. And they will forget what their minds conjured in an attempt to keep them pliant.

It is a closely guarded Fawcett secret, hidden behind their bright smiles and eagerness to move on. They don’t want to think about it.

Sometimes they dream though.

Billy dreams of going to a coffee shop with Mary and mom and dad.

Sivana dreams that he kissed his wife good morning and hopped off to his respectable job.

The runaway girl dreams that she’s only running toward her new home.

But when they wake up, it’s never spoken of again.

[cer-rata]

Request guidelines!

(This is a thing I do now!)

I'll write short fics, headcanons, and if you want some info about what someone's deal is in the AU that maybe hasn't come up yet or I haven't explored much, that's also valid and fun. (Who knows, maybe I'll start thinking about your fave...)

I'm trying to keep these fics under 1.5k but like...listen...we'll see...

If something truly doesn't jive with me or I don't think I can make it work, I'll answer the ask letting you know so you're not left wondering. otherwise I intend to work on it. I intend to get these out quickly, but I'll spend the time to make it something I'm happy with before it goes out.

No NSFW, I don't have a problem with it, but I'm really not good at getting it done unless I'm inspired, so for now let's just not.

You can suggest scenarios as well, but I might change those some, but if I accept the request I will follow the spirit of it always.

If there's an idea you're really not sure about, feel free to DM me before you send the ask if that's less stressful.

I'm down to write for DC, Marvel and MHA, I know a fair number of characters and enjoy researching new ones for fics,but DC ideas are more likely to get done, and more quickly likely, as that's where my current fixation is.

Characters that I'm generally excited to write for/have been craving inspiration for:

(DC) Damian Wayne, Billy Batson (and co), Jon Kent, Garth of Shayaris, Kon-El, Bart Allen, Colin Wilkes, Suren Darga, Selina Kyle, Metron, Bekka, Orion, Mr. Miracle, Big Barda, Mr. Terrific, Sinestro

(Marvel) Miles Morales, Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Norrin Radd, Loki, Susan Storm, Darkhawk (yes, really), Various assorted X-Men, Various assorted Eternals

(MHA/BNHA) ...Honestly pretty much any of the students.

...That's it!

[windybluebelles]

Post JL identity reveal, Billy and Mary are at the Kent farm for what ever reason-

Billy: *just looking around, spots a picture on the wall and elbows Mary*

Mary: *Elbows him back, not looking up*

Billy: *Continues elbowing her*

Mary: Oh God- What?- *stares at Photo*

Billy: Clarkkkk!

Clark: Everything ok? *mildly concerned about the screaming children*

Mary: Whos that? *points at the picture*

Clark: Oh, that’s just my Aunt Susan

Billy: *whispering* holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit-

Mary: Kick me, oh my god kick me

Clark: ???? You two ok???

Mary: *incoherent screeching*

Billy: *dazed* hmmm? Oh yeah-yeah, Clark, your aunt is Bullet Girl. *murmuring a bit at the end*

Clark: What?? Who?-

Billy: BULLET GIRL! YOUR AUNT IS BULLET GIRL!

Then they both scream and beg, beg, Clark to let them meet her.

The Shazamily are SuperHero fans first and actual SuperHeros second

Lalalalalaaaaa Bullet girl is Superman’s auntttttt Lalalalaaaaaaa

Sorry guys I’m insane

[wanderingmind867]

I'm finally coming back to try and get all my notes about my Justice League Canada idea posted online. Because keeping it all just stuck in my notes probably isn't great, and at least this way i suppose i'll get to see what people think of my ideas.

Issue #39: The Justice League gets a call from CSIS regarding The Angel of Dawn/Ange de L'aube (Samantha Guizzon). She's gone missing! She was infiltrating a terrorist cell in the prairies, but CSIS unexpectedly lost contact with her recently. And now the government needs the team to track her down.

But while juggling all of this, the league gets another call: the same terrorist cell is operating in the United States. They've infiltrated the border state of Minnesota, and they're trying to agitate people into wanting war! So the Justice League has to split in two: one team to go to Saskatchewan and save Samantha, another to go to Minnesota and prevent the propaganda campaign from setting in.

Also, Sam is conspicuously missing from these issues. He apparently left after the adventure in Nanda Parbat, needing time to meditate on his conversation with The Phantom Stranger. But in any case, Issue #39 focuses mainly on the team in Saskatchewan. But I'll cover all of that under Issue #40.

1. Blue Beetle (Ted Kord)

2. Captain Marvel/Shazam (Billy Batson)

3. Booster Gold (Michael Jon Carter)

4. The Red Bee (Richard Raleigh)

5. The Geomancer (Emily Harrison)

6. Jean Boudreau

Issue #40: The team going off to Saskatchewan to try and rescue The Angel of Dawn consists of Blue Beetle, Booster Gold and The Red Bee. These three manage to work into way into the ranks of a covert fascist terrorist cell based out of Saskatoon, and this leads them to the Angel of Dawn. Samantha reveals that the group eventually learned she was a CSIS agent, and then they did unspeakable things to her. She's in a very weak state now, but she's still capable of putting up a fight.

Now that they've found her, our trio of League members try to escape from the terrorist group's headquarters. They narrowly manage to escape, but little do they know that samantha's body has been stuck with a tracking chip… But for now, we'll leave this team. We'll conclude their storyline in Issue #41. But first, we have to cut to our second team in Minnesota.

1. Blue Beetle (Ted Kord)

2. Booster Gold (Michael Jon Carter)

3. The Red Bee (Richard Raleigh)

4. The Angel of Dawn/Ange de L'aube (Samantha Guizzon)

Issue #40: Our second team of three (Captain Marvel, The Geomancer and Jean Boudreau) head down to Minnesota to investigate the claims of a terrorist group trying to spread division amongst society. While here, Captain Marvel says he needs to call in some favours. That's how we meet the Squadron of Justice, Captain Marvel's home state allies! Ibis the Invincible, Bulletman and Bulletgirl, Mister Scarlet and Pinky the Whiz Kid, and the whole Marvel family!

Together with the Squadron of Justice, our leaguers are easily able to pinpoint the hate group and their plans: they plan to blow up a monument in Fawcett City and blame the Canadians! And on the Canadian side, they plan to blow up the CN tower and blame the Americans! Total war! Knowing they need to stop this, our teams split up. Captain Marvel stays in the states to protect Fawcett City, but Bulletman and Bulletgirl accompany Jean and Emily back to Canada.

1. Captain Marvel/Shazam (Billy Batson)

2. The Geomancer (Emily Harrison)

3. Jean Boudreau

4. Captain Marvel Jr. (Freddy Freeman)

5. Mary Marvel (Mary Bromfield)

6. Bulletman (Jim Barr)

7. Bulletgirl (Susan Kent)

8. Mr. Scarlet (Brian Butler)

9. Pinky the Whiz Kid (Pinkerton Butler)

10. Ibis the Invincible

Issue #41: It's a race against the clock as Emily, Jean, Bulletman and Bulletgirl race to intercept Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, The Red Bee and The Angel of Dawn. Somehow, they've gotta get that tracking chip off Samantha before the terrorists can blow the CN tower sky-high! Meanwhile, Captain Marvel and the Squadron of Justice are busy defending Fawcett City from bombs and terrorists themselves.

1. Blue Beetle (Ted Kord)

2. Booster Gold (Michael Jon Carter)

3. The Red Bee (Richard Raleigh)

4. The Angel of Dawn/Ange de L'aube (Samantha Guizzon)

5. The Geomancer (Emily Harrison)

6. Jean Boudreau

7. Bulletman (Jim Barr)

8. Bulletgirl (Susan Kent)

9. Captain Marvel/Shazam (Billy Batson)

10. Captain Marvel Jr. (Freddy Freeman)

11. Mary Marvel (Mary Bromfield)

12. Mr. Scarlet (Brian Butler)

13. Pinky the Whiz Kid (Pinkerton Butler)

14. Ibis the Invincible

Issue #42: After heroically saving both Toronto and Fawcett City from Calamity, the Canadian and US governments decide to honour the Justice League and the Squadron of Justice. Everyone on the Justice League receives the Order of Canada, and everyone on the Squadron of Justice receives the Presidential medal of Honour! But there's one person who received both: Captain Marvel/Shazam. For his services to both the Justice League Canada and The Squadron of Justice, Captain Marvel receives both honours.

Sadly, Captain Marvel uses this happy moment to tell the Justice League that he's returning to the states. Fawcett City and the Squadron of Justice need him, and he misses home. But if the League ever needs him, just call. He'd come back. But tearful goodbyes are made, as Captain Marvel leaves the Justice League Canada.

But this happy, very celebratory comic ends rather dramatically. It signifies that the book is going to (at least briefly) take a turn for the more dramatic and serious. Because as the justice league returns to their mansion headquarters in Ottawa, a bright flash of light stuns them in the entranceway. And a booming voice brags about how they've just entered into his trap…

1. Blue Beetle (Ted Kord)

2. Captain Marvel/Shazam (Billy Batson) (leaves with this issue)

3. Booster Gold (Michael Jon Carter)

4. The Red Bee (Richard Raleigh)

5. The Geomancer (Emily Harrison)

6. Jean Boudreau

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Atlantis Attacks

Ant Ant

Arkham Asylum

Agent A (Alfred)

Amity Arkham

Amadeus Arkham

All-American comics

Baxter Building

Bombastic-Bag man

robert Bruce Banner

james Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes

Black Blot/Blackagar Boltagon

elizabeth “Betsy” Braddock

Brian Braddock

william “Billy” Braddock

Billy Batson

Beast Boy

Blue Beetle

Boston Brand

BlueBird

Bouncing Boy

Carl “Crusher” Creel

Captain Carter

nathan Christopher Charles summers/Cable

Curtis "Curt" Connors

Caped Crusader

oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot

Captain Cold

Captain Carrot

Catherine Cobert

Cressida Clarke

Crocky the Crodile

Doctor Darrk

Doctor Destiny

Dorthy Duncan

Ding-Dong Daddy

yankee Doodle Dandy

Dinah Drake

Darla Dudley

Damien Darhk

(new) Fantastic Four

Four Freedoms plaza

Fin Fang Foom

Freedom Fighters

Freddy Freeman

Felix Faust

Guardian of the Galaxy

Green Goblin

Guy Gardener

Gorilla Grodd

Gotham Gazette

Gotham Globe

Gotham General

Green Guardsman

Golden Glider

Glorious Gordon Godfrey

Happy Hogan

Hank Hensley

Hank Hall (Hawk)

Henry “Hank” Henshaw

Hank Hall

Hippolyta "lyta" Hall

Hank Haywood

Jessica Jones

John Jonah Jameson

Katherine “Kate” Kane

Kristen Kringle

Kip Kettering

Lacie Lorraine

Loki Laufeyson

Lunella Lafayette

Lonnie Lincoln

Lois Lane

Lex Luther

Lighting Lad

Linda Lee

Luma Lynai

Lana Lang

Laura Lang

Louise Lincoln

dinah Laurel Lance

Linda Lang

Lena Luther

MasterMind

May Melinda

Miles Morales (og 42)

Meows Morales

Michael Morbius

Multiverse of Madness

MilkMan Man

Mateo Maximoff

Marya Maximoff

Mole Man

Mister Mxyptlk “Mxy”

M’gann M’orzz/Megan Morse/Miss Martian

Mia “Maps” Mizoguchi

Mary Marvel

Miguel Montez

Music Master

Mr. Miracle

Mirror Master

Mad Mod

Malcolm Merlyn

Maria Mercedes Mooney

Matches Malone

Monsieur Mallah

Nia Nal

Olivia Octavius (doctor Octopus/doc Ock)

Pepper Potts

Peter Parker(s)

Pabitr Prabhakav

Peni Parker

Peter Porker

Pedro Peña

Penny Plunderer

Quasar’s Quantum bands

Quentin Quale

Reed Richards

Rocket Raccoon

Richard Rider

Roberto “Robbie” Reyes (og 69)

Rachel Roth (Raven)

Ronald Raymond

SlapStick

Sun Spider

Scarlet Spider

Serpent Society

Super Skrull

Silver Sable/Silvija Sablinova

Sinister Syndicate

Sinister Six

Steven Strange (dr Strange)

Sybil Silverlock

Susan “Sue” Storm

Spider-Society

Samuel Sterns

Sebastian Shaw

Suicide Squad

Star Sapphire

Silver St. Cloud

Secret Six

Pter Ptarker (TT)

Taneleer Tivan

Tyros The Terrible (Terrax)

Teen Titans

Titans Tomorrow

Tom Turbine

Traci Thirteen

Unus the Untouchable

Vicki Vale

Valerie Vale

Web Warriors

Wade Winston Wilson

Wallace “Wally” West

Wallace “ace” West II

Wonder Woman

Warlock the Wizard

Wizards & Warlocks

Zatanna Zatara

Zachary Zatara

Zilius Zox

Duela Dent Napier Nigma

Cooper Coen/Web Weaver

Matthew Michael “Matt” Murdock/DareDevil

Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel

Otto Octavius (doctor Octopus/doc Ock)/Superior Spider-man

Victor Von doom/Doctor Doom

Warren Worthington III/ArchAngel

Cassandra “Cass” Cain/Black Bat

J’onn J’onnz/John Jones/Hank Henshaw/Martian Manhunter

Kei Kawade/Kaiju Kid(/Kid Kaiju)

Mitchell Mayo/Condiment King

Max Mercury/Windrunner Whip WhirlWind

Red Robin/Joker Junior

Cletus Cortland Kassidy (Carnage)

Clark Kent

Conner “Kon” Kent

Chemical King

Carrie Kelley

Killer Croc

Karen Crane

Seaboard City

Total alliteration: 207

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“The heart of acting is the willingness to let your guard down and expose your true self.”

Susan Batson

Indeed, a fundamental principle we instill in our acting workshops is the value of presence, not only for personal benefit but also to enhance the performances of our fellow actors, which requires vulnerability and openness. Consequently, we become more present for ourselves organically. 🙏 #auditionbuddy https://www.mymobilementor.com.au/service/audition-buddy/

[raybizzle]

"Bamboozled" (2000) is a comedy-drama written and directed by Spike Lee about two homeless street performers who agree to partake in a television network show where they perform in blackface. Spike Lee examines the racist depiction in Hollywood movies featuring Black people in satirical form. Blackface became popular in American Minstrel shows during the early 1800s, many years before emerging in Hollywood movies. But in the early 1900s, blackface appeared more in films predominantly played by White people until Black people, such as Bert Williams, began earning film opportunities in the mid-1910s.

There were two primary types of blackface in early Hollywood. The first was in clown form, using some form of black paint or polish (most common in Minstrel shows), and the other was White people portraying Black people in movies with black makeup. Negative stereotypes in Hollywood movies evolved further into characters such as Lincoln Perry (a.k.a. Stepin Fetchit) or Mantan Mooreland, the central inclination of Lee's film.

Throughout the movie, there are several examples of racist depictions of Black people in film and cartoon form. However, the film analyzes corporate dishonesty, the contentious rap militant group fed up with the show's racist content, and the easily appeased audience. The actors performed very well on a complicated topic. Unfortunately, the film flopped at the box office, grossing $2.5 million on a $10 million budget. The movie requires context and understanding. It's an educational piece of artwork not only from the premise of the film but also the technical mastery in editing and cinematography. The soundtrack was a mixture of hip-hop and R&B, peaking at #60 on the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart.

Director: Spike Lee Writer: Spike Lee

Starring Damon Wayans, Savion Glover, Jada Pinkett Smith, Tommy Davidson, Michael Rapaport, Thomas Jefferson Byrd, Paul Mooney, Sarah Jones, Gillian White, Susan Batson, Yasiin Bey, M.C. Serch, Gano Grills, Canibus, DJ Scratch, Charli Baltimore, Craig muMs Grant

Storyline Under pressure to help revive his network's low ratings, television writer Pierre Delacroix (Damon Wayans) hits on an explosively offensive idea: bringing back blackface with The New Millennium Minstrel Show. The white network executives love it, and so do audiences, forcing Pierre and his collaborators to confront their public's insatiable appetite for dehumanizing stereotypes.

Available on Blu-ray and streaming services.

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Xolo Maridueña takes flight with the Blue Beetle!

For those Cobra Kai fans out there, you’ll be excited to know that Xolo Maridueña is ready to take on the title of Blue Beetle! He has kicked ass in karate competitions, and now he is taking on the classic DC realm, for a superhero outing that promises a ton of action, and an interesting storyline, one that sees an alien scarab-type relic attaching itself to Jaime Reyes (Xolo Maridueña) in-turn, providing him with some really fun superpowers. https://youtu.be/4wxyy8Rcz4k In the final trailer for the movie, we see Jaime fully embrace his newfound Blue Beetle powers. When it comes to superhero movies, origin stories like this, tend to be the most fun and intriguing to watch. In the trailer, we get similarities to Shazam! When Billy Batson had to get used to his powers, in a really fun way. They were both not ready for these types of powers, but they were also really excited to be taking them on. As the trailer suggests, power like this becomes something many people will pursue. Jaime will be chased down by villain Victoria Kord, played by the fantastic Susan Sarandon. The trailer really stands out, because it shows that the Blue Beetle is more powerful than some superhero fans might be used to. I feel like these kinds of powers are always going to make for a great movie. Jaime can literally imagine any weapon he wants, and the Blue Beetle will make it happen! You even can watch some great examples in the trailer. Blue Beetle promises a ton of action and that could very well mark the beginning of an Iron Man type era for the DC universe. What’s extremely positive with this trailer though, is how DC has stepped up on the CGI once more. After The Flash, fans were rightfully left divided by the CGI in the movie. Blue Beetle looks like things are back on track now in that regard. How will Jaime survive this? How will he protect his family, and will he keep the power of the Blue Beetle? All these questions will be answered in August. Read the full article

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[dc-megatournament]

BATMAN VS EVERYONE

How I think the fights should've went

Adam West Batman = WINS

Alfred Pennyworth = WINS

All Might = WINS

Alphonse Elric = WOULD GET RECRUITED BY BATMAN  

Amadeus Cho = WINS

Amazing Man/Will Everett = LOSES

Ambush Bug/Irwin Schwab = WINS OR GETS OUT OF THE FIGHT SOMEHOW

Amy Rose = WINS

Andros (Power Rangers) = LOSES

Angus MacGyver = LOSES

Animal Man/Buddy Baker = LOSES

Annabeth Chase = WINS

Anomalocaris canadensis = WINS

Ant-Man/Hank Pym = LOSES

Aquaman/Arthur Curry = LOSES

A Random Unicorn = LOSES

Arceus = LOSES

Arsenal/Roy Harper = LOSES

Atom Smasher/Albert Rothstein = WINS

Avatar Aang = AANG GETS ADOPTED

Azrael/Jean Paul Valley = LOSES BUT BRUCE IS GETTING FUCKED UP

Aztek/Uno = LOSES SOMEHOW

Baked Beans = WINS THE WORLD AND THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE

Baldi = LOSES

Barbie = WINS

Batgirl/Cassandra Cain = WINS 

Batman/Jace Fox = TIE

Batman Beyond/Terry McGinnis = WINS; CLOSE MATCH

Batwing/David Zavimbe = LOSES

Batwing/Luke Fox = LOSES

Batwoman/Kate Kane = TIE

Beast/Hank McCoy = WINS

Beetlejuice = LOSES

Ben Tennyson = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Big Barda/Barda Free = WINS

Big Hero 6 = LOSES

Bill Cipher = LOSES, BATMAN’S MIND IS A SCARY PLACE

Bingo Heeler = BATMAN TRIES TO ADOPT BINGO

Black Canary/Dinah Laurel Lance = WINS

Black Cat/Felicia Hardy = LOSES

Black Lightning/Jefferson Pierce = WINS

Black Orchid/Susan Linden = LOSES

Black Panther/T’Challa = WINS

Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff = WINS

Blade/Eric Brooks = TIE

Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes = WINS

Blue Beetle/Ted Kord = WINS

Bluebird/Harper Row = LOSES

Blue Devil/Dan Cassidy = LOSES

Bluey Heeler = ATTEMPTED ADOPTION

Booster Gold/Michael Jon Carter = WINS, BUT ONLY BY ACCIDENT 

Brody Foxx = LOSES

Bucky Barnes = WINS

Buffy Summers = WINS

Bugs Bunny = WINS

Captain America/Sam Wilson = WINS

Captain America/Steve Rogers = WINS

Captain Atom/Nathaniel Adam = WINS

Captain Cold/Leonard Snart = LOSES

Captain Jack Sparrow = WINS, BY ACCIDENT

Captain Kirk = WINS

Captain Marvel/Billy Batson = WINS

Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers = WINS

Carl (Llamas with Hats) = LOSES

Cassie Hack = LOSES

Catwoman/Selina Kyle = THEY MAKE OUT 

Citizen Steel/Nathan Heywood = WINS

Cosmo and Wanda = WINS

Crazy Jane = WINS

Cure Flora = WINS

Cybermen = LOSES

Cybersix = WINS

Cyblade/Dominique Thiebaut = LOSES

Cyborg/Victor Stone = WINS

Cyclops = WINS

Daleks = LOSES

Danny Phantom = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Daredevil/Matt Murdock = TIE

Darth Vader = WINS

Darwin/Armando Muñoz = WINS, THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION

Dazai Osamu = LOSES

Deadman/Boston Brand = LOSES

Deadpool = HE DOESN'T WIN, BUT DOESNT LOSE EITHER

Dean Winchester = LOSES

Deku/Izuku Midoriya = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Detective Chimp/Bobo T. Chimpanzee = LOSES

Doctor Doom/Victor Von Doom = WINS

Doctor Fate/Kent Nelson = WINS

Doctor Fate/Khalid Nassour = WINS

Doctor Fate/Linda Strauss = WINS

Doctor Light/Kimiyo Hoshi = LOSES

Dolly Parton = WINS

Donald Duck = WINS

Dr. Mid Nite/Charles McNider = LOSES

Dracula (Castlevania) = WINS

Drake & Josh = LOSES

Duck from Princess Tutu = WINS

Duolingo Owl = LOSES

Dynamite Anton = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Echo/Maya Lopez = LOSES

Eda Clawthorne = WINS

Ed Dillinger = LOSES

Edward Elric = GETS ADOPTED BY BATMAN

Elektra Natchios = WINS

Element Woman/Emily Sung = LOSES

Eliot Spencer = TIE

Ellie (TLoU) = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Ellie Camacho = LOSES

Elongated Man/Ralph Dibny = LOSES

Elon Musk = LOSES HIS LIFE

Elric of Melninbone = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Elsa = WINS

Elsa Bloodstone = WINS

Emma Frost = WINS

Emojibots = LOSES

Emu Otori = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Enchantress/June Moone = WINS

Eraserhead = TIE

Etrigan/Jason Blood = LOSES

Eva-02 = WINS

Extra Fine Neon Pink Glitter = BATMAN LOSES FOREVER

Ezio Auditore = WINS

Finn & Jake = WINS; ALSO GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Fire/Beatriz da Costa = WINS

Firestar = LOSES

Firestorm/Jason Rusch = WINS

Firestorm/Ronnie Raymond = WINS

Flamebird/Bette Kane = LOSES

Ford Pines = WINS

Gabby Kinney = LOSES

Geo-Force/Brion Markov = LOSES

Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze = WINS

Ghost Spider = WINS

Ghoulia Yelps = LOSES

Giovanni Zatara = WINS

Godiva/Dorcas Leigh = WINS

Godzilla = WINS

Goku = WINS

Green Arrow/Connor Hawke = WINS

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen = LOSES

Green Goblin/Norman Osborn = LOSES

Green Lantern/Guy Gardner = WINS

Green Lantern/Hal Jordan = WINS

Green Lantern/Jessica Cruz = WINS

Green Lantern/John Stewart = WINS

Green Lantern/Kyle Rayner = WINS

Green Lantern/Simon Baz = WINS

Grumpy Bear = TIE (this happened with the poll and its funniest outcome)

Gundam Aerial =  WINS

Gwen Tennyson = WINS

Gypsy/Cynthia Reynolds = TIE

Hatsune Miku = WINS

Hawkeye/Clint Barton = TIE 

Hawkgirl/Kendra Saunders = WINS

Hawkman/Katar Hol/Carter Hall = WINS

Hawkwoman/Shayera Hol/Shiera Hall = WINS

Heather (TDI) = WINS

Hellboy = LOSES

Hello Kitty = WINS

Hua Cheng =  (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Hulk/Bruce Banner = WINS

Human Torch/Johnny Storm = WINS

Huntress/Helena Bertinelli = TIE

Ice/Tora Olafsdotter = WINS

Iceman/Bobby Drake = WINS

Ichigo Kurosaki = WINS

Inuyasha = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Invincible/Mark Grayson = WINS

Invisible Woman/Sue Storm = WINS

Iron Man/Tony Stark = TIE

Jade/Jennifer-Lynn Hayden = WINS

Jar Jar Binks = LOSES

Jean Grey = WINS

Jenny Sparks = WINS

Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9 = LOSES

Jerry (Tom & Jerry) = WINS

Jesse Quick/Jessie Chambers = WINS

Jessica Jones = WINS

Jim Gordon = LOSES

Joe Hendry = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Joel Miller (TLoU) = LOSES

John Constantine = WINS

John Egbert = LOSES

John Wick = WINS

Joker (Persona 2) = LOSES 

Joker - Persona 5 = LOSES

Jubilee/Jubilation Lee = WINS

Julio Richter = WINS

Katana/Tatsu Yamashiro = TIE

Katara (ATLA) = WINS

Katsuki Bakugou = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Kaz Brekker = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Kazuma Kiryu = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Kendrick Lamar = WINS

Kim Possible = WINS

Kirby = WINS

Kisuke Urahara = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Kuchipatchi = LOSES

L (Death Note) = LOSES

Ladybug/Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Cat Noir/Adrien Agreste = LOSES

Lady Cassandra (DW)

Lan Wangji = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Legion = WINS

Lieutenant Columbo = WINS

Light Yagami = LOSES

Link (LoZ) = WINS

Lin Manuel Miranda = WINS

Lionblaze = LOSES

Lobo = WINS

Luke Cage = WINS

Luke Skywalker = GETS ADOPTED

Luo Binghe = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Madame Mirage/Angela Temple = LOSES

Madame Xanadu = WINS

Maggie Simpson = WINS

Magik/Illyana Rasputin = WINS

Man-Bat/Dr. Robert Kirkland Langstrom = LOSES

Manhunter/Kate Spencer = TIE

Mariah Carey = WINS

Mario & Luigi = WINS

The Joker/Martha Wayne (Flashpoint) = both Bruce and Martha just end up having a mental breakdown after meeting

Martian Manhunter/J’onn J’onnz = WINS

Mary Poppins = WINS

Maxima = WINS

Max Tennyson = LOSES

May Chang = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Megatron = LOSES

Metamorpho/Rex Mason = TIE

Mickey Mouse = LOSES

Midnighter = WINS

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers = WINS

Mister Miracle/Scott Free = TIE

 Mizu = WINS

Mon-El/Lar Gand = WINS

Monkey D Luffy = WINS

Moon Knight/Marc Spector = WINS

Mr Fantastic/Reed Richards = WINS

Mr Rogers = BATMAN IS MADE TO GO TO THERAPY

Ms Frizzle = WINS

Ms Marvel/Kamala Khan = WINS

Mystery Inc (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby) = WINS

Naruto Uzamaki = WINS

Nightcrawler = WINS

Nightshade/Eve Eden = LOSES

Nightwing/Dick Grayson = TIE

Nimona = WINS

Noo Noo (Vacuum from Teletubbies) = WINS

Obsidian/Todd Rice = LOSES

Omni-Man = WINS

Onyx Adams = LOSES

Optimus Prime = LOSES

Oracle/Barbara Gordon = WINS

Orion = WINS

Ozymandias = LOSES

Paw Patrol = BATMAN JUST RECRUITS THE ENTIRE PAW PATROL

Percy Jackson = WINS

Phantom Stranger = WINS

Phineas & Ferb = RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Photon/Monica Rambeau = WINS

Pikachu = WINS

Pink Panther = WINS

Plastic Man/Patrick "Eel" O'Brian = WINS

Plastique/Bette Sans Souci = LOSES

Powergirl/Kara Zor L/Karen Starr = WINS

Powerhouse/Naomi McDuffie = WINS

Power Puff Girls = RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Prodigy/David Alleyne = WINS

Puss in Boots = WINS

Queen Hippolyta = WINS

Raven = WINS

Red Hood/Jason Todd = TIE

Red Tornado/Ulthoon = TIE

Regina George = WINS

Rick Grimes = LOSES

Robin/Damian Wayne = LOSES

Robin/Tim Drake = TIE

Rocket Red/Dmitri Pushkin = LOSES

Rocket Red/Gavril Ivanovich = LOSES

Rogue/Anna Marie LeBeau = WINS

Roronoa Zoro = WINS

RuPaul Charles = WINS

Ryu (Street Fighter) = LOSES

Sabrina Carpenter = WINS

Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino = WINS 

Saitama = WINS

Sally Jackson = WINS

Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Mary, Sarah) = LOSES

Sara Pezzini = WINS

Scar (FMA) = WINS

Scaramouche (Genshin Impact) = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Seshomaru = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Shade, the Changing Man/Rac Shade = TIE

Sharon Carter = LOSES

She-Hulk/Jennifer Walters = WINS

Shen Qingqiu = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

She-Ra/Adora = WINS

Shredder = LOSES

Slenderman = LOSES

Snoopy & Woodstock = WINS

Sogeking/Usopp = WINS

Sokka (ATLA) = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Solid Snake = LOSES

Sonic the Hedgehog = WINS

Spawn/Al Simmons = WINS

Spider-Man/Miles Morales = WINS

Spider-Man/Peter Parker = WINS

Spider Woman/Jessica Drew = WINS

Splat Black Box Dye = WINS 

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown = WINS, BUT JUST BARELY

Squirrel Girl/ Doreen Green = WINS

Stan Pines = WINS

Star Butterfly = LOSES

Starfire/Koriand’r = WINS

Stargirl/Courtney Whitmore = WINS

Starman/Mikaal Tomas = LOSES

Star Sapphire/Carol Ferris = WINS

Steel/John Henry Irons = WINS

Steve (Blue Clues) = WINS

Steven Universe = BATMAN ATTEMPTS TO ADOPT STEVEN

Stitch/Experiment 626 = LOSES

Storm/Ororo Munroe = WINS

Strawberry Shortcake = WINS

Suki (ATLA) = GETS RECRUITED BY BATMAN

Supergirl/Kara Danvers/Kara Zor-El = WINS

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal El = WINS

Swamp Thing/Alec Holland = LOSES

Taylor Swift = HER FANS WOULD RIP BATMAN A NEW ONE

Terezi Pyrope = LOSES

The Atom/Ray Palmer = LOSES

The Atom/Ryan Choi = LOSES

The Belchers = BATMAN DOESN'T WIN, THAT'S FOR SURE

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo = LOSES

The Crow/Eric Draven = WINS

The Cullens = BATMAN GETS ADOPTED

The Darkness/Jackie Estacado = WINS

The Doctor = BATMAN BECOMES A COMPANION TO THE DOCTOR

The Flash/Barry Allen = WINS

The Flash/Jay Garrick = WINS

The Flash/Wally West = WINS 

The Immortal Snail = WINS

The Pope = (I cant believe shortly after posting this poll, the Pope fell ill)

The Punisher/Frank Castle = TIE

The Question/Renee Montoya = TIE

The Question/Vic Sage = TIE

The Ray/Ray Terrill = WINS

The Signal/Duke Thomas = TIE

The Silence = WINS

The Thing/Ben Grimm = LOSES

The Warner Siblings = WINS

Thor = WINS

Tigress/Artemis Crock = LOSES

Tintin = LOSES

TMNT = LOSES

Tom Cruise = LOSES

Toph Beifong = WINS

Totally Spies = LOSES

Troia/Donna Troy = WINS

Tumblr Anon = WINS

Twilight Sparkle (alicorn) = LOSES

Tyson (Percy Jackson) = LOSES

Ultraman = LOSES

Uncle Iroh = WINS

Vampirella = LOSES

Velvet Crowe = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Vibe/Cisco Ramon = WINS

Vixen/Mari McCabe = WINS

Voltron = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Walter White = LOSES

Wasp/Janet Van Dyne = WINS

Wattpad = WINS

Wei Wuxian = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Winry Rockbell = LOSES

Wolverine/James “Logan” Howlett = WINS

Wolverine/X-23/Laura Kinney = WINS

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince = WINS

Wonder Woman/Nubia = WINS

Word Girl/Becky Botsford = WINS

Xie Lian = (i dont know enough to judge this fairly)

Yami Yugi = LOSES

Zatanna Zatara = WINS

Zheng Shang-Chi = WINS

Zuko (ATLA) = BATMAN ADOPTS ZUKO