#Spin-off au

[luis-serra-kennedy]

not super polished but finally got some holiday fluff to post

Getting settled into their new place and decorating for the holidays was frustrating to Leon. Because he wasn't allowed to do anything. Luis was protective and doting since the moment he saw the positive test, but he really ramped it up when they found out it was twins, and then again when Leon started showing.

Once Luis and Chris got the couch inside, Leon's job was to sit down on it and watch his… family (family!) do everything. He wants to be up on his feet, hauling things in himself. But if he so much as tried, Luis would be having a panic attack and telling him that he really needs to be taking it easy right now, the doctor said so, and he doesn't mind doing more work himself, Leon's body is growing two human beings and that's way harder than carrying furniture and boxes. Luis wouldn't be wrong either. While Leon isn't quite on bedrest yet, he has been told that he needs to take things a little easier and get more rest. It's also undeniable that Leon is becoming limited by pregnancy, much to his chagrin. His back and feet ache all the time, and losing his balance and tripping on nothing is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

It's hell for Leon, not being able to do anything. None of his parents, bio nor foster, ever gave a shit about him, so he's been doing everything for himself as long as he can remember. The closest he's come to being taken care of that he can remember was after his big breakup with Krauser when he cried on the couch with Claire and she made fancy drinks while they watched a shitty movie. At least that was purely emotional. He's never been physically dependent on anyone like he is now. Even when he had a broken leg, he got good with his crutches and didn't feel this useless.

Luis notices Leon's frustration. He's so fucking impulsive and head over heels that he temporarily abandons unpacking the moving truck to go buy a Christmas tree so Leon can at least stand and put ornaments on. He still doesn't feel great, but slightly better than when he was just rotting away on the couch. And Luis promises that they'll go shopping for the nursery and decorate together once the necessities are all unpacked, as long as Leon (literally) lets Luis do all the heavy lifting. It's a little pathetic that him sitting down in a chair to paint the lower half of a wall while Luis takes care of the rest is so exciting to him, but hey, at least he's got something to look forward to.

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Leon was actually really happy about it when Luis first started wanting to have some sort of Christmas “party.” (Party feels like a strong word. Luis has been respectful of Leon's wishes about privacy during his pregnancy and not wanting anyone he doesn't know well come over, so any party thrown wouldn't have more than a small handful of guests.) He felt great, almost enjoying pregnancy. His bump was still small enough that it didn't get in his way and was invisible with the right clothes, and then when he was alone with Luis he could wear his snugger tops that clung to it and feel cute.

But he gets more nervous as the holiday approaches. The babies go through growth spurts, everything hurts, no jacket effectively hides that he's pregnant. And he doesn't like that. It's some primitive instinct, he feels exposed. He doesn't like that anyone who looked at him would know he was fragile. Luis notices and tries to cancel all the plans, but Leon is stubborn and wants to follow through even though he also doesn't want to. (Emotions are confusing.)

Chris, Claire, Stevie, Luis's grandfather, it's the fullest Christmas Leon has had in his adult life. It's like the family gatherings his Jesus freak foster parents would drag him to, except he's not wearing a dress, everyone loves and accepts him, and no one is treating his body like it's public property just because he's very visibly pregnant. (He is wearing a dress, but actually by choice– pants are now very uncomfortable and lounging around in them for hours would be hell. So he did something very uncharacteristic and asked Luis to get him a dress to wear. It's red and has a bow that sits on top of Leon's bump because the babies are the best present Luis has ever gotten, and it's comfortable. And Luis tells him it makes him look handsome.) He hugs everyone, by choice, not because he feels forced to out of politeness, and they just hug back normally, no attempts to start feeling up his stomach without his consent. So far Luis is the only person he's let feel the kicks. Eventually he's going to let Luis's grandfather feel, but he's not quite ready yet, and, shockingly, everyone just respects that. There's no pressure, no one even asks to feel, everything will be on Leon's terms. It makes him feel a little bit less helpless.

He gets the best seat in the house, in between Claire and Luis. While Luis is the only person the hormones make him embarrassingly obsessed with, he's also felt much closer to Claire than he has in a long time. He lays down on his side, head snuggling into her lap. She plays with his hair. If he was still with Krauser, he'd be dead. Krauser always hated him just sitting next to her, this intimate cuddling would really piss him off.

But Luis isn't Krauser. Luis understands that Claire, while not by blood, is Leon's sister. There's nothing to be jealous of. He smiles when he looks over and sees Leon's head in Claire's lap. He doesn't try to pull Leon away from her, he just rests a hand on Leon's growing bump. Partially because he's as obsessed with Leon and their babies as Leon is with him, and partially because variations of “I can't believe I let you get me pregnant, your children are currently beating the shit out of my ribs and internal organs and it fucking hurts, I fucking hate you” has become something Leon says frequently. But thankfully they already have some kind of attachment to Luis that's helpful.

When Luis talks to them, they relax and go to sleep. When Luis plays guitar near Leon's stomach, they have a dance party on Leon's bladder. (Which is a mixed bag. The whole kicking his bladder thing is awful, but the fact they react to, and seem to enjoy, their father's music.) When Luis touches Leon's stomach, at least one of the babies will kick his hand. That last thing is actually quite useful. It's like a lightning rod, they switch from kicking Leon places that hurt to the front of his stomach where Luis's hand is. Because he does like getting to feel them move most of the time, it soothes his anxiety to feel proof they're doing okay in there, it's just when they start kicking in specific places or he gets too overstimulated and touched out and just needs a little break from it.

Everyone else is having a conversation, but Leon tunes it out, just enjoying the touches of his two favorite people in the world. Eventually Luis moves his hand away from Leon's stomach, instead stroking his back. While Leon has never minded it, Luis is always worried that his excitement about the pregnancy and focus on the bump is going to make Leon feel more like an incubator than a person. So he makes a conscious effort to try and balance things, making sure Leon gets plenty of touch and attention that isn't related to pregnancy.

Luis moving his hand kick starts a new desire he hasn't felt before.

“Hey, Claire?” Leon asks in a hushed voice. “Do you want to feel them kick..?”

“Well, do you want me to?”

“Yeah. Go ahead.”

Something about Claire's hand seems to make the babies shy, they don't kick for her like they do for Luis. But she feels one rolling around a little bit.

It's so soothing, being with Luis and Claire, being touched gently.

Leon wakes to Luis and Chris's drunken renditions of Christmas songs. Chris on guitar, Luis singing and playing his keyboard he brought up from the basement. Luis abruptly abandons Chris mid-song when he notices Leon woke up.

“Hey, mi amor, you had a good nap? You ready to open presents? Wait, you need something? Hungry?” Luis bombards him with questions too fast for him to actually answer. He's definitely at least a little tipsy, something Leon is glad for– before anyone arrived he'd insisted to Luis he wouldn't be upset if Luis drank, but he'd worried that Luis would be too selfless to indulge in something that Leon couldn't have. And god knows the man deserved a drink and a night to relax. Every weekend he's flying out of town to play concerts, three days a week he's filming his show, at least once a week he's driving Leon to prenatal appointments, and even when he's at home he barely relaxes, just focuses on taking care of Leon. Apparently even drunken Luis is focused on Leon, but at least he was having fun during his nap. “Bathroom? More hot chocolate?”

“Hey, slow down,” Leon says, lifting his head off of Claire's lap, who's just amused by how eager to please Luis is. “Yeah, bathroom, then we can do presents.”

Leon is a little embarrassed to get Luis's help just getting up off the couch and walked to the bathroom in front of a whole room of people, but it's less embarrassing than if he spent several minutes struggling to drag himself up like a turtle on its back, so he can live with it.

Once they've returned to the living room, Claire takes the liberty of distributing the pile of presents under the tree. Unsurprisingly, the pile in front of Leon is the biggest. He'd insisted that he didn't want a baby shower, so all the baby presents were just rolled into Christmas. He opens his couple of presents first. (He hated being the center of attention and getting a ton of presents, so most just bought presents for the babies. And Luis was waiting for Christmas Day itself to give Leon anything, wanting to leave one special day for just the two of them to enjoy together.)

Of course Claire had to get him something, a dumbass “#1 Dad” mug that he insults as he unwraps but probably will put on his desk whenever he goes back to work. And Claire filled it with his favorite candies before wrapping it.

His other present is from Luis's grandfather, a beautiful leather jacket with swirls and flowers. Luis looks shocked, and starts talking to his grandfather.

“That's his jacket. He said that he was planning to gift it to me, but changed his mind and thought it would fit you better.”

“Is he sure..? Are you sure?” Leon's voice drops to a whisper. “Are you upset he's giving it to me? You should just take it and tell him I don't want it if you want it.”

“No, you should have it. I'll admit I'm surprised he's giving it to you, but I'm not upset at all,” Luis does take the jacket from Leon's hands, but only lifts it to make it easier for Leon to slip his arms into. “Try it on?”

Leon humors him and slips the jacket on. He doesn't bother trying to zip it, but it fits his shoulders and arms nicely.

“I don't know if I should keep this, it's a family heirloom, feels weird.”

“It is a family heirloom. And you're family, mi amor.”

Instead of letting any stupid, rambly word vomit about love and family tumble out of his mouth, Leon opts to ram his head against Luis's shoulder. Luis will know what that means, and it's not like Luis's grandpa would understand if he said anything. Then he takes the jacket off and tells Luis to wear it for tonight, so it'll smell like him.

Luis only has one present. Which is one more present than he asked for. He had plenty of money to buy whatever he wanted himself; he didn't want Leon's friends spending money on him that could have been spent on the twins. (Sure, Luis could also buy everything the babies needed, but babies are apparently fun to shop for. Luis made one vague comment about him and his partner starting a family on set one day and had three people asking if there would be a baby shower.)

Unsurprisingly, the single present is from his grandfather. He smiles when he opens it. It's a stethoscope. Luis decides to use it immediately, putting the stethoscope's chest piece on Leon's stomach. Leon knows Luis found a baby heartbeat when he grins and starts tearing up. Then he moves it around again, finding the other baby's. Leon just knows this is now going to be a part of their nightly routine. Luis gets Leon his bedtime snack, tells him how much he loves him, then he pets and talks to the bump for a while, and now he's also going to listen to their heartbeats.

Once Luis manages to stop crying (the heartbeats always get him– Leon doesn't particularly care about them, they're just weird noises to him, but Luis has cried at every. Single. Appointment.) they move on. Luis used his own expertise to get Chris a musician gift Leon doesn't pay much attention to, and Claire got some nice motorcycle gear Leon picked out and Luis paid for.

Then it's finally onto the baby presents, that Leon and Luis open together.

It's mostly clothes, which is what they expected, that's the fun stuff people want to buy.

Luis's grandfather stays later than the others. After all, him “going home” is a two minute walk to the small house on their property. He takes care of the wrapping paper around the room and does the dishes so Luis can keep relaxing on the couch with Leon.

“Hey, Luis?”

“Yes, mi amor? What do you need?”

“Before he goes, ask him if he wants to feel the babies.”

“Ah,” Luis is caught quite off guard by that. “Are you sure? You don't have to, he understands. Wait, this is about Claire, isn't it? He isn't jealous that you let her feel and not him, I promise. It's different, he knows that. You've known Claire longer and on top of that the language barrier is a real bitch, it's completely fine for you to feel comfortable with your touch but not his, okay?”

“Yeah, I get it, your grandpa's a saint. But this isn't about Claire or jealousy or anything, I just feel ready…”

Luis calls him over to join them on the couch, and he takes a seat on the other side of Leon. All three of them are a little bit nervous. Luis and his grandfather because they're worrying that this is going to be a lot for Leon and he's going to freak out. And Leon for the same reason, really. But at Leon's insistence, Luis's grandfather still hesitantly reaches a hand out.

The babies get shy again and stop moving. Apparently Luis is the only person they want to interact with. Or maybe it's Leon's fault and they'd be less shy if Leon had let other people touch them sooner– He gets an idea that thankfully distracts him from that upsetting train of thought.

“Sweetheart?” Luis looks up at Leon. He'd crouched down on the floor to start talking to the babies, basically begging them to kick for their great grandfather. “Go get your guitar.”

Luis grins and gets up to grab his guitar right away. His grandfather takes his hand off Leon's stomach. Leon grabs Luis's grandfather's wrist a few minutes later, when Luis's guitar playing has worked its magic and they start kicking again. His grandfather smiles and coos and talks to his great grandbabies and Leon's kicking himself for waiting this long to let him touch him because it does feel so good to have family as interested in the babies as Luis is. Their babies are going to have a childhood with far more love than Leon's had.

“He said this just like when he'd touch Julian's stomach all those years ago. And, uh, I guess I should mention Juliana was my mother, I don't know if I've mentioned that?” Luis eventually starts translating some of his grandfather's more meaningful statements. “And apparently I was quite an active baby like our Righty is, always moving around.”

“Lefty moves around a lot too, she just hangs back so it's harder for you guys to feel. But trust me, she's as annoyingly active as her sister. Pretty sure they beat the shit out of each other in there, definitely feels like I've got a wrestling match happening inside me sometimes.”

Luis says something in Spanish, probably a translation of what Leon said, and his grandfather laughs.

“Earlier you said your mom's name was Juliana, right?” Leon asks later that night, when they're in bed, just the two of them. Or rather, the four of them. Leon's laying on his side, Luis is spooning him, rubbing his stomach. Luis mumbles a sleepy yes to his partner's question. “We should name one of the babies after her.”

“Yeah? For real?” Luis responds, all the sleepiness in his voice gone. “I will admit, I was planning to tell you them having Spanish names was really important to me, but I wasn't going to insist on anything more specific than that, you have the hard part, you deserve the final say.”

“Well, start thinking about another Spanish name that sounds good with Juliana, because that's what one of them is getting.”

“Juliana Serra Kennedy. And… I'll come up with another good one, I promise. I've still got time.”

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[beddybites]

happy bday mei mei!!!

[heroesofnewport]

new ocs! They're ment to Sorta resemble the justice league/avengers of the wordgirl universe (honestly can use them for original works as well) added a bit more info to them aside from what I had from discord

ramble below

Atomic steel. one of his powers is super strength. Another is the ability to turn his body into steel. His dad was a former hero. But after witnessing his dad's murder by a villain he vowed revenge. Dude was barely a teen when his dad died :'(. His father was killed by Maddrix (@ninjastormhawkkat 's oc) when he was on his hero killing spree. He's pretty cold and brutal towards villians and even some civilians as well. Despite this the people of Newport cheer him on. And he has met Amazo guy one time before. He is the leader of this hero group and does have a self-righteous vibe to him.

The electric blur (in some alternate universe she becomes a villainess named Voltrage) she gain her powers as a kid when she got struck by lightning. Of course at the time she didn't know how to control herself and wound up frying her family to death by accident. For a while she was deemed a threat bc of her uncontrollably powers. electric blur can understand the Energy monster Maria. And they're actually siblings. She has to wear special types of gloves to keep herself from electrocuting anyone else.

Hydro is an alantian. He was sent out to contact the over landers (what they call us since we live on land lol) and was basically an ambassador for some time. He ended up saving people after a bad flood. They dubbed him a hero. He's pretty friendly and loyal by default. He has razor sharp teeth which are venomous. He is however deathly Afraid of felines and should be kept away for them. He can control water. And ofc being a fish person he cannot survive in a desert. He would last shorter than a human kid without any sort of protection. He is very knowledgeable about the seas and oceans so you'd never be lost at sea with him around.

Fern trap. She's from a planet that is basically super earth if that makes sense. Called Erthia (Inspired by real life findings of super Earth's in outer space!/pos) her race evolved from plants however. They're pretty advanced in technology however some stupidity with it caused their planet to experience global warming and they all fled to not die. Also because other planets were stealing their resources. Basically there are two types of erthians. Ones that rely on sunlight to thrive and the others who are carnivores like how we have carnivorous plants. And yes she has plant based powers. She once met kid math while visiting hexigon planet.

And finally the first scribble of them

@wg-reboot-melfan @spaaceeboyy @lartmacabre@ninjastormhawkkat @dualnaturedscientist @liloskull343 @blueweirdness @professor-boxleitner @toonycatuwu @drtwobrains

Random (sorta) pings

[niko-ur-local-moron]

Fantasy AU Bakudeku save me...Save me Fantasy AU Bakudeku....Save me ...

[luckyartdrawer]

Purification in process...

Made 2 versions because I liked em both with a smile and a frown <3

You can imagine them going from a frown to a smile or the inverse :DDDD

This is not my AU!!! This lovely Batter Sun belongs to @monsteractialuna and they've got even more designs for this OFF AU if y'all are curious! Check em out!!! <3

(I am absolutely feral over this man and now that I saw the Moon design I am double feral. Why are they so smoochable??? They've joined the long couch of blorbos in my head-)

vvv Close Ups and Yapping below! vvv

Close Ups

Bonus: My real time reaction every time I tabbed back into my art program

I am staring respectfully.......

My old crush on the batter has been revived tenfold through this goober... I mean look at him. LOOOOOOK.

I am mentally preparing myself to crush on Moon Zacharie too this isn't fair /pos /I'm lying these mfs have been rattling in my brain for like a week it's too late-

If I inflict the curse upon anyone else...

You're welcome ;P

Also tossing in a quick tag to @midnight-mourning for being my fellow Obsessed-in-arms soldier over this AU. They also are the reason I found it in the first place so MIDNIGHT WHEN I GET YOU-

Anyways! Hope y'all liked the art! I'm possibly gonna make a Zacharie Moon one, I got the idea it's just if I can execute it :P so look forward to that hopefully! If y'all don't know OFF, it's an old sorta-pixel indie RPG game with amazing music too! There's tons of playthroughs online if you're curious, or I highly suggest playing through it yourself if you can! Beautiful, disturbed, and engaging story. :3

(I have rewatched playthroughs because these mfs kept popping up in my feed and head. They got me-)

[bluegekk0]

I turned Grimm and Vyrm into lions. Thank you, late night inspiration.

[mbirnsings-71]

Madi actually not procrastinate on stuff challenge- see I had plans today, but then those got cancelled and like in any good neurodivergent fashion I'm like "Well shit what do I do now?" and well! That answer is this silly meme for my Wedding planner AU. Yes Jimmy and Grian are parasites on Joel's Netflix account- No he's not gonna kick them off. That's not what Family is about.

I swear one of these days I need to like do proper ref sheets for people in my AU just DFKVNFKBN GOD OKAY- I'll stop rambling but just know I have a lot of thoughts in my brain you guys are gonna get fed next year trust-

Close ups and the post that spurred this on are down below after the keep reading! just for efficiency and all that jazz!

Close ups:

The Post that inspired this:

[bestjeanistmonster]

dc au- jester sonic phone doodle!!

the goofiest goober in the whole kingdom <3 (attempted to commit regicide)

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Sometimes I think I’m not that weird and then I spend a solid amount of time wondering what kind of contraceptives are available in the Grishaverse and specifically how accessible they are in the Barrel, particularly based on the quote “Getting pregnant isn’t actually a special talent. Ask any luckless girl in the Barrel”. Is unwanted pregnancy more common in the Barrel than elsewhere in Ketterdam because of the lack of social services in the city and especially in its poorest areas? is it because teen pregnancies often lead to kids being kicked out so they end up in the Barrel? is there a higher statistic by product of the pleasure houses and especially if there aren’t safe contraceptives readily available in the pleasure houses? and if so what do the people running the pleasure houses do to the girls because of it? is it because unexpected pregnancies in higher social classes would just lead to rushed marriages so it’s more noticeable in the Barrel? or is the comment based solely on Kaz’s individual experience of the city, ie its slums, in which case whilst it’s telling us about the Barrel it’s not making any particular comparison to the rest of the city? I kind of assume there must be some contraceptives available because the possibility of pregnancies in the pleasure houses is never discussed but I doubt they’re readily available and based on what we know about the resources and development in the worldbuilding and timeline may not be the most reliable, in which case what is happening to indentured girls who end up impregnated? Because, somehow, I just don’t think they’re safe. (Where could I have possibly gotten that idea?) So yeah, I am, in fact, that weird. But I really need to know the answer to this.

[luis-serra-kennedy]

have a scrap of something

“You said a lot of things last night and I know you didn't really mean all of them, but what about when you said you wanted to go home? That sounded a little more real than the other stuff. We can go home if that's what you want. My grandfather won't be mad. Really, if he knew that's what you wanted, he'd be screaming at me that I better pack everything and take you home right now.”

“No. I'm fine here. I just… I don't know. I miss Claire. This is the longest I've gone not seeing her since…” Leon trails off, not wanting to say Krauser's name.

“You should call her! Talk to her as long as you want, I can afford it.”

Luis sits on the couch next to Leon while he dials Claire's number. He expects that Luis is going to stay there. That's how Krauser always was, he would hover whenever Leon was on the phone with anyone, making certain Leon wasn't talking bad about him. But as soon as Claire answers, Luis kisses him on the cheek and then gets up and leaves Leon alone in the living room, as his grandfather was already in bed.

“Hey.”

“Leon! I didn't think you were supposed to be back this soon, is everything okay?”

“I'm not back, I'm calling you from Spain, actually. I just wanted to tell you something important and I didn't want to wait another few days,” It takes Leon a few seconds to work up the nerve to say it. He wasn't nervous before, it just hit suddenly. “Uh, I fucked up the whole trip because I couldn't stop throwing up and being a bitch. Thought I was just sick and a horrible boyfriend, but then Luis went out and bought me a pregnancy test and, uh. Yeah. I'm not sick, just pregnant.”

“Pregnant. Oh my god. Don't panic. You'll be okay. I'll drive you to the clinic soon as you're back, okay?”

“The clinic-? Oh, Christ,” This is exactly the response Leon would have wanted 8 years ago. But not anymore. “Claire, I'm keeping it.”

“Seriously? You can't seriously think having a fucking baby with Luis right now is a good idea. You've been with him a few months.”

“You were supposed to be happy with me.”

“I just don't think it's a good idea.”

“He's not like him. He's nice to me. He loves me.”

“You know who else was nice to you at first? Jack Krauser! He was a perfect gentleman until he had you locked down enough to start with the weird, fucked up shit.”

“Krauser wouldn't have treated me like he has. I'm pregnant, I'm pretty locked down, if he wanted to do weird shit to me, he'd be doing it already.”

“Is he with you right now? Maybe we should just talk about this when you're back.”

“No! He left the room. Just told me to talk to you as long as I want because money isn't an issue. He isn't Krauser, okay? Just trust me? This isn't as out of nowhere as it looks to you. We already talked about kids. We were going to wait a year before trying, but I'm not upset it happened sooner. Luis is so fucking happy. His grandpa's happy. You're the only one who's upset. Can you just be happy for us too?”

“I'll try to be happy for you, I'm just worried about you. I love you. You're tying yourself to someone you barely know for the next eighteen years! And let's be real, you're barely pregnant, you're not as locked down as you think. He's being nice to you now because you can leave him. You can walk fine on your own. You can get an abortion. What about when you're eight months pregnant? When you can barely walk and can't lift anything, and you're completely dependent on him financially, he can do whatever he wants.”

“Good job. I've been so fucking excited, and you just killed it. Maybe you're right.”

“Look, I'm sorry. If you really think you want to have a baby right now, go ahead, be happy, just try to have a plan. For what you'll do if Luis is an asshole.”

“Well, I'll stay with him and pretend everything is fine. Like you said. I'll be locked down and dependent on him.”

“Uh, no. I'm your plan. If he starts being an asshole, me and Chris are showing up at his house to pack all your shit and you're moving back in with me. I can take you to your appointments, hold your hand at the hospital, whatever you need to stay away from him. Got it?”

“Yeah. You're the best. I love you,” Leon is suddenly exhausted and starving to death. “Okay, it's late here, so it's getting to be time for Luis to make me a snack before bed.”

Leon hangs up the phone and shouts for Luis, who comes running.

“Are you sad?” Luis's face quickly goes from the satisfaction of thinking he did something to cure Leon's homesickness to sheer panic when he sees Leon's expression. He kneels down on the floor in front of the couch and takes both of Leon's hands. “You're sad. Why are you sad? You called your friend, you're supposed to be happy right now. How do I make you not sad?”

“You don't need to do anything,” Leon squeezes Luis's hands. “Claire just didn't react how I thought. She wasn't happy. She isn't a bad friend, she's just realistic. My taste in men hasn't been great so she's just worried you're going to be like the others and I'm putting myself in a situation where I'll be fucked if you-”

“How do I fix this? How can I prove that won't happen? I can get you a bunch of cash you can hide somewhere I won't know about, buy another car in your name only, whatever I can do to make you feel secure, I'll do it.”

“Luis…” Leon is crying again, but this time it's happier tears. This reaction is more proof that Luis isn't Krauser. “It's okay, we figured it out. I'll just move back in with her if you- if things, uh, don't work out.”

“I'm still going to buy you a car. And, when we get back, I'm going to go to the bank and get a fat envelope of cash for Claire to hold onto, an emergency stash of money for you, just in case.”

“You don't need to do all that. Claire has a good job now, I'm bad at doing nothing and I'll get a job as soon as I physically can, we'd be fine.”

“I'm still going to. For myself. If I don't, every single morning when I wake up next to you I'm going to be wondering if you're there because you want to be or because you don't think you can leave. I want you to want me.”

“That's just a song,” Leon snorts. He's pretty sure Luis knew what he was doing with that. Leon has felt more emotions in the past 48 hours than he has in years, he needs a fucking break with a conversation that isn't serious. And Luis knows him well enough to tell that he's done. “Not even one of your songs, you're slipping.”

[lilisouless]

"now say your last words,Mr Brekker"

Kaz: this won't be my last words, you are not allowed to kill me

"how adorable, if you-"

Kaz: no,really. I made a legal documented list about the only people allowed to kill me and you are surely not there, look, its in my pocket.

"lets see: Captain Ghafa,Lady of Mourning, Councilman Van eck (the one not on the jail), Colm Fahey, Genya Safin, Imogen..well this is a decent forgery of a legal document but-"

Jesper: Hold on! i am NOT on the list?

Kaz: don't be such a baby, Matthias isn't there either

Jesper: that is worse, i am on the same level of exclusion as Helvar. Why am i not there? i am not worthy of killing you?

Kaz: you haven't earned it

"well, too bad for you two, not lets get over with the ex-"

Jesper: hold on!

Jesper: Well, if i am not worthy for you then you will not be on my list: i´ll make it right now: Inej, my dad, Madeleine Michaud because i forgot to tell her i couldn't take her for waffles again and by this point it would be just awkward, Nina only can do it on a fight, Zoya Nazyalensky only in dragon form, Wylan can only kill me by accident on a very specific way-

Wylan: gheezen,Jesper!

Jesper: great, he already knows his lines

Nina: i won't make a list, i am so trusting in my charm that i convinced the universe will make me inmortal

Inej: the only one thats allowed to take me form this world is me, i will only perish on my own hand...

Inej: or a whale, i´ll allow that but only if its a female whale

Matthias: you know what? my list pretty much consist on anyone that will make me stop hearing all of you talking

[hierophantmeme]

They need to officially translate the One Piece Academy spin-off to English and then animate it because I need more Cora in my life

Click here for the unofficial translation I read of this part

Some more panels of the silly boi

[t-nairex]

Da der Sandmann jzz auch auf yt draußen is kannich das endlich ganz gewissenhaft posten Bonus:

[niko-ur-local-moron]

Been obsessed with the Fantasy AU lately,,

(You can buy it as a sticker here if you're interested!!)

[imthursdaysyme]

pendragon siblings as kids