#Source: parks and rec
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested
But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#reverse falls#mason gleeful#mabel gleeful#incorrect quotes#source: parks and rec
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Chiron, walking up to the Poseidon table: Annabeth my dear, you can't sit here
Annabeth, handing him a slip of paper: Oh don't worry I have a permit
Chiron:
Chiron: This just says 'I can do what I want'
#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#source: parks and rec#incorrect quotes
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
#this was the scene right?#incorrect quotes#correct quotes#this is how it happened right?#fourth wing#incorrect fourth wing#iron flame#amber mavis#dain aetos#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet x xaden#violet and xaden#source: parks and rec
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Agatha: Aw, you have a crush on me!
Rio: We’re married.
Agatha: Still…
#source: parks and rec#parks and recreation#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha x rio#agathario#rio vidal#aubrey plaza#april ludgate#kathryn hahn#jennifer barkley#mcu#marvel#incorrect quotes#marvel incorrect quotes
499 notes
·
View notes
Text
Natasha: I couldn’t believe the crush Wanda had on Y/N…
Y/N: (laughs) oh baby you had a crush on me? How embarrassing!
Wanda: we’re married
Y/N: (laughs) still
Natasha: of course that was nothing compared to the crush Y/N had on Wanda.
Y/N:
Wanda: (laughs) how embarrassing!
For @lifespectator
#source: parks and rec#marvel#marvel imagine#marvel fluff#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu fandom#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff x reader#domestic Wanda#scarlet witch#the scarlet witch
755 notes
·
View notes
Text
Logan: There is no quiet anymore… There is only Wade Wilson.
#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#james howlett#james logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool#wolverine#x men#poolverine#deadclaws#loganpool#source: parks and rec
415 notes
·
View notes
Text
Raph: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it.
Raph: But if there is blame, it’s Leo’s fault.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: parks and rec#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#raphael#leonardo
240 notes
·
View notes
Text
Anakin: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it. But if there is blame, it’s Obi-Wan’s fault.
#source: parks and rec#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith#star wars episode ii: attack of the clones#star wars episode i: the phantom menace#star wars: the clone wars#clone wars incorrect quotes#incorrect clone wars quotes#star wars the clone wars#the clone wars
507 notes
·
View notes
Text
Barbara: Why would I want you as my assistant?
Kory: I will work for you. I’ll be on you 24/7. I’ll be like your family. I’m here when you get here in the morning, and sure enough, I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay. Do we have questions?
#source: parks and rec#barbara gordon#oracle#kory anders#koriand'r#starfire#korybabs#teen titans#batman#batfamily#batfam#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics#pride month
631 notes
·
View notes
Text
Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?
Y/N: What
Y/N: I don’t even get…
Y/N: Why would I…
Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.
Y/N: It’s none of your…
Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity
Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?
Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!
Y/N: Check and mate.
#source: parks and rec#clint barton#clint barton incorrect quotes#hawkeye#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
808 notes
·
View notes
Text
Luna: i made a marshmallow Professor Snape. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the marshmallow students for annoying him. You like it?
Professor Snape (choking up): It's fine.
#harry potter#snape#luna lovegood#professor snape#harrypotterthoughts#incorrect snape quotes#source: parks and rec
159 notes
·
View notes
Text
Zuko during ‘The Waterbending Scroll’: It’s a white flag and you might as well start waving right now, waterbender—
Katara, still tied up: The ONLY thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Zuko:
His soldiers:
The pirates:
Iroh:
Yue:
Zuko: Good spirits,
#‘go jump in the river’-katara you will always be iconic#this is when zuko’s crush first began btw#most of us didn’t start shipping it until the catacombs. zuko started shipping it at this point. i don’t make the rules#zuko#katara#atla#incorrect atla#zutara#source: parks and rec
639 notes
·
View notes
Text
*everyone standing around the broken coffee maker*
Remus: so. who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Lily: ...I did. I broke it.
Remus: no. no you didn't. Pads?
Sirius: don’t look at me. Look at James.
James: what?! I didn't break it.
Sirius: huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
James: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sirius: suspicious.
James: no, it's not!
Marlene: if it matters, probably not, but Reg was the last one to use it.
Regulus: liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Marlene: oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Regulus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Marlene!
Lily: okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Remus.
Remus: no! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Peter: Remus... Mary’s been awfully quiet.
Mary: rEALLY?!
*everyone starts arguing*
Remus, on the couch: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Remus: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Remus: :)
Remus: good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
#the marauders#the marauders era#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#lily evans#mary macdonald#marlene mckinnon#regulus black#wolfstar#jily#jegulus#jegulily#marylily#dorlene#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#source: parks and rec#source: tumblr#indicating two because I got the idea from a tumblr post
340 notes
·
View notes
Text
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Agatha: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Teen: ...I did. I broke it.
Agatha: No. No you didn't. Lilia?
Lilia: Don't look at me. Look at Alice.
Alice: What?! I didn't break it.
Lilia: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Alice: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Lilia: Suspicious.
Alice: No, it's not!
Jen: If it matters, probably not, but Rio was the last one to use it.
Rio: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Jen: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Rio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
Teen: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Agatha.
Agatha: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Alice:... Mrs. Hart’s been awfully quiet.
Sharon: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Agatha, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Agatha: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Agatha:
Agatha: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
#incorrect quotes#source: parks and rec#parks and recreation#agatha all along#Rio Vidal#Agatha harkness#teen#Joe Locke#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#patti lupone#mrs hart#agathario#agatha x rio#mcu#marvel#wandavision#disney+#leslie knope#ron swanson#april ludgate#jennifer barkley
160 notes
·
View notes
Text
Y/N approaches Wanda at the annual Avengers costume party…
Y/N: so what are you dressed as?
Wanda: the Scarlet Witch, mistress of all magic. And you?
Y/N: a Shield agent. I borrowed it from Coulson…gotta be honest i thought your costume would be a little sluttier-
Wanda playfully slaps them…
Wanda: how dare you!
She gives a smirk and wink before sauntering off…
Y/N: (smiles) nice!
Y/N quickly follows her…
#source: parks and rec#marvel#marvel fluff#marvel imagine#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu fandom#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff x reader#the scarlet witch#scarlet witch#elizabeth olsen
306 notes
·
View notes
Text
James: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house. It’s gonna be the greatest thing ever!
Regulus: Someone will die
James: Of fun!
Regulus: And of murder
James: There’s going to be butterbeer, pumpkins—
Regulus: Bloody goblins
James: Fake ones. It’s gonna be awesome. We have decorations—
Regulus: Dead people that we just murdered
James: Not murdered! But pictures of dead people from Muggle movies
Regulus: Mutilated bodies
James: But fake ones. Candy, dancing, firewhisky. All kinds of food and snacks
Regulus: Blood orphans
James: No—no blood orphans…I don’t know what that is
#jegulus#it means blood orphans james obviously#james potter#regulus black#incorrect jegulus quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#james x regulus#james potter x regulus black#starchaser#sunseeker#incorrect harry potter quotes#harry potter#daddiesdrarry on instagram#incorrect hp#hp#incorrect james potter quotes#incorrect regulus black#regulus x james#hp rare pair#hp ships#hp text post#hp incorrect quotes#hp imagine#incorrect hp quotes#hp marauders#source: parks and rec#jegulus squad
280 notes
·
View notes