#Source: parks and rec
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stephreynaart · 2 months ago
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Was never super into the reverse falls au, don’t know all the details, and not interested
But I always imagined the gleeful twins being exactly like the Saperstein Twins from Parks and Rec
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percabethconvos · 4 days ago
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Chiron, walking up to the Poseidon table: Annabeth my dear, you can't sit here
Annabeth, handing him a slip of paper: Oh don't worry I have a permit
Chiron:
Chiron: This just says 'I can do what I want'
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aprill-99 · 1 year ago
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*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
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dontremembermejust · 2 months ago
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Agatha: Aw, you have a crush on me!
Rio: We’re married.
Agatha: Still…
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months ago
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Natasha: I couldn’t believe the crush Wanda had on Y/N…
Y/N: (laughs) oh baby you had a crush on me? How embarrassing!
Wanda: we’re married
Y/N: (laughs) still
Natasha: of course that was nothing compared to the crush Y/N had on Wanda.
Y/N:
Wanda: (laughs) how embarrassing!
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For @lifespectator
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riverroan · 3 months ago
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Logan: There is no quiet anymore… There is only Wade Wilson.
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 29 days ago
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Raph: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it.
Raph: But if there is blame, it’s Leo’s fault.
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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 months ago
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Anakin: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it. But if there is blame, it’s Obi-Wan’s fault.
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incorrectbatfam · 6 months ago
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Barbara: Why would I want you as my assistant?
Kory: I will work for you. I’ll be on you 24/7. I’ll be like your family. I’m here when you get here in the morning, and sure enough, I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay. Do we have questions?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 9 months ago
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Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?
Y/N: What
Y/N: I don’t even get…
Y/N: Why would I…
Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.
Y/N: It’s none of your…
Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity
Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?
Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!
Y/N: Check and mate.
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ladyredsclassroom · 5 days ago
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Luna: i made a marshmallow Professor Snape. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the marshmallow students for annoying him. You like it?
Professor Snape (choking up): It's fine.
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five-flavor-soup · 10 months ago
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Zuko during ‘The Waterbending Scroll’: It’s a white flag and you might as well start waving right now, waterbender—
Katara, still tied up: The ONLY thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Zuko:
His soldiers:
The pirates:
Iroh:
Yue:
Zuko: Good spirits,
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liv45no · 4 months ago
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*everyone standing around the broken coffee maker*
Remus: so. who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Lily: ...I did. I broke it.
Remus: no. no you didn't. Pads?
Sirius: don’t look at me. Look at James.
James: what?! I didn't break it.
Sirius: huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
James: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sirius: suspicious.
James: no, it's not!
Marlene: if it matters, probably not, but Reg was the last one to use it.
Regulus: liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Marlene: oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Regulus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Marlene!
Lily: okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Remus.
Remus: no! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Peter: Remus... Mary’s been awfully quiet.
Mary: rEALLY?!
*everyone starts arguing*
Remus, on the couch: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Remus: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Remus: :)
Remus: good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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dontremembermejust · 2 months ago
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Agatha: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Teen: ...I did. I broke it.
Agatha: No. No you didn't. Lilia?
Lilia: Don't look at me. Look at Alice.
Alice: What?! I didn't break it.
Lilia: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Alice: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Lilia: Suspicious.
Alice: No, it's not!
Jen: If it matters, probably not, but Rio was the last one to use it.
Rio: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Jen: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Rio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
Teen: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Agatha.
Agatha: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Alice:... Mrs. Hart’s been awfully quiet.
Sharon: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Agatha, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Agatha: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Agatha:
Agatha: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months ago
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Y/N approaches Wanda at the annual Avengers costume party…
Y/N: so what are you dressed as?
Wanda: the Scarlet Witch, mistress of all magic. And you?
Y/N: a Shield agent. I borrowed it from Coulson…gotta be honest i thought your costume would be a little sluttier-
Wanda playfully slaps them…
Wanda: how dare you!
She gives a smirk and wink before sauntering off…
Y/N: (smiles) nice!
Y/N quickly follows her…
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daddiesdrarryy · 7 months ago
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James: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house. It’s gonna be the greatest thing ever!
Regulus: Someone will die
James: Of fun!
Regulus: And of murder
James: There’s going to be butterbeer, pumpkins—
Regulus: Bloody goblins
James: Fake ones. It’s gonna be awesome. We have decorations—
Regulus: Dead people that we just murdered
James: Not murdered! But pictures of dead people from Muggle movies
Regulus: Mutilated bodies
James: But fake ones. Candy, dancing, firewhisky. All kinds of food and snacks
Regulus: Blood orphans
James: No—no blood orphans…I don’t know what that is
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